AMENDMENT TO PHOTO RULES

[BeastieBoys.com]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/faq.php?faq=vb_read_and_post#faq_bbs_post_image

POSTING PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTOS WILL RESULT IN AN AUTOMATIC 1-MONTH BAN. SECOND OFFENSES WILL RESULT IN LIFETIME BANNING FROM THIS BULLETIN BOARD.

And no, this has nothing to do with freedom of speech. Just please think of the younguns on here y'all.

Thanks

[Extra Cheese]

fuck the po lease

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

POSTING STUFF ABOUT THE BEASTIE BOY'S FAVORITE FOOD SHOULD BE A 1-MONTH BAN. I'D RATHER SEE TITIES THAN READ ABOUT CHICKEN SANDWICHES.



mmm chicken.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

gis for pornographic:

http://www.dashes.com/anil/stuff/quesovision.gif

[Wiggum, Ralph]

One mans porn is another mans art.

and one-man porn is masturbation.

[little j]

is the booby thread porn?
is that guy's ass porn?

what is porn?
definition is requested

[nines]

I'm gonna have to say the "tubgirl" thread qualifies, however it's so fuckin' sick it might be in a whole 'nother realm.

[BeastieBoys.com]

is the booby thread porn?
is that guy's ass porn?

what is porn?
definition is requested

Both those threads border on it, yes. But since they started pre-rule, we'll let them run their course. But any posts in those threads that get more extreme in nature will be a problem.

Here is the definition:

1 : the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2 : material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
3 : the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

Just use common sense. Would you want your 13 year old kid to see it (if you had one)? If not, then don't post it.

Yes it's subjective, and we are the admins, so I guess we'll subject.

Just asking for some respect. If people choose to push it, we'll show them respect in a different way by respecting them right off this website.

I mean, isn't there enough porn on the internet already?

Have a nice day! :) :) :)

[ProfJIM]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Auton]

hahaha man oh man

[GreenEarthAl]

Don't worry Sarah. Big fake ones like that don't cause much sexual excitement. I think you should be okay with that one. There are more arousal points awarded to the women who post here that show like the top 1/8th of their breast and such.

[Echewta]

64sjrtg

[marsdaddy]

Reminds me of the Senate hearings on pornography a few years ago. When one of the conservative senators was asked to define porn he said, "I'll know it when I see it."http://pfpix.com/hatchweb/thumbnails/IMG_0682t.jpg

[nines]

Quite frankly, I'd rather see GAWDAWFUL"tubgirls" than saucerplate boobies. Call me old-fashioned.........

[BeastieGuy]

(y) Toy bis (y)

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaha







ha.

[GreenEarthAl]

Dude. Your avatar is arousing a quick intense emotional reaction.

[Beth]

Reminds me of the Senate hearings on pornography a few years ago. When one of the conservative senators was asked to define porn he said, "I'll know it when I see it."
That's in an obscenity case. But I can't remember if the case was quoting this guy or a judge. That case is decades old though.

[Beth]

Found it: said by Supreme Court Justice Potter Stuart in 1964 in Jacobellis v. Ohio.

In case you care, Marsdaddy.

[BeastieBoys.com]

Please answer how an ass or some cleavage is erotic behavior? Can't you just say Sexual acts, Pussies and Cocks are not allowed?

Well you get the point. That's basically what we mean. Cleavage and an ass don't really go over the line, but it's close. Only takes a wardrobe malfunction for us to have to worry about it.

And just so you all know, this is more of a legal issue than anything else. We need to be kind of careful now that the release of the record is coming up and the boys are in the press again. FTC is cracking down because of all this janet jackson stupidity. Otherwise we wouldn't really care!

[paul jones]

Well you get the point. That's basically what we mean. Cleavage and an ass don't really go over the line, but it's close. Only takes a wardrobe malfunction for us to have to worry about it.

And just so you all know, this is more of a legal issue than anything else. We need to be kind of careful now that the release of the record is coming up and the boys are in the press again. FTC is cracking down because of all this janet jackson stupidity.
word!

[Beth]

FTC is cracking down because of all this janet jackson stupidity. Otherwise we wouldn't really care!
The FTC doesn't regulate the internet.

[KingPsyz]

hahahaha

http://pic6.picturetrail.com/VOL149/1122153/2335217/44268320.jpg

[ProfJIM]

wardrobe malfunction...
... FTC ...janet jackson stupidity.


BUZZWORDS

[Echewta]

Its true, the FTC or FCC do not regulate the internet. But with this admin, whose to know what will happen?

But, there is the point that the album is coming out, more people could look to the board, and its probably not wise to have a bunch of naked pictures.
I can't tell you how many 12 year olds with their moms were at the last L.A. concert.

Plus, people fail to realize its not our board, its theirs. Whatever the admins want to do, thats the way it is.

[Beth]

Its true, the FTC or FCC do not regulate the internet. But with this admin, whose to know what will happen?

But, there is the point that the album is coming out, more people could look to the board, and its probably not wise to have a bunch of naked pictures.
I can't tell you how many 12 year olds with their moms were at the last L.A. concert.

Plus, people fail to realize its not our board, its theirs. Whatever the admins want to do, thats the way it is.
I agree 100%.

When minton or tpk say that this is the rule, I'm fine with it, because that's within their discretion; that said, just wanted to point out there's no need to hide behind acronyms.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

fuck that this is OUR board. Not minton and tpk's board. If it was it then only kll could post.

[BeastieGuy]

Dude. Your avatar is arousing a quick intense emotional reaction.


oh shit, will a smiley jizzing in another smilie's face get me banned?



Well, it wouldn't be the first time I got banned. (n)

[rirv]

I understand the admin's point, but why stop there? You don't want your 12 year old kid seeing porn, well you don't want them reading half the stuff that gets talked about on the Beastie-Free. Swear words, sexual references, explicit mentions of drugs and drug use, violence, quasi-racism, hatred etc. etc. I say we ban anyone who posts anything mildly offensive to anyone.

[ProfJIM]

just warning for everybody dont quote the post that somebody posts porn in either

cause apparantly thats gets you banned too (n)

[GreenEarthAl]

I think HotAndWet is a pretty cool individual and always have, but DAMN Jimbo, just because her username is hotandwet doesn't mean you're gonna score homey.


PS: rirv - There's nothing "quasi" about most of the racism on this board.

[cosmo105]

I think HotAndWet is a pretty cool individual and always have, but DAMN Jimbo, just because her username is hotandwet doesn't mean you're gonna score homey.
HAH! doesn't mean he won't try though ;)

[KingPsyz]

PS: rirv - There's nothing "quasi" about most of the racism on this board.
ain't that the fuckin truth
although al remembers my grand entrance into beastie free land...

[ProfJIM]

I think HotAndWet is a pretty cool individual and always have, but DAMN Jimbo, just because her username is hotandwet doesn't mean you're gonna score homey.





wow, fuck you greenearth

i wouldnt care if she was a hyper intelligent baboon who could work a keyboard, the reason she was banned was unjustified and shes a cool person

thanks cosmo:(

[GreenEarthAl]

wow, fuck you greenearth

i wouldnt care if she was a hyper intelligent baboon who could work a keyboard, the reason she was banned was unjustified and shes a cool person


kidding.

sheesh.

Dude, unjustified according to you. I know the mods thought they were both the same person and they aren't and that you think that quoting should be exempt from banning and they disagree, but we all get your outrage by now. We will tell HotAndWet that you were the person that was really advocating for her. Having rules tightened always sucks. But for all the yazing we do with minton (the Rodney Dangerfeild of admins) he and the lot of them are fairly even handed. We have unregulated speech, but we have some rules about images. Right on the very same thread where they said no porno images they seemed to kamakazi themselves to see what it would be like to get banned I guess. The result wasn't all that hard to predict.

Now how bout we all calm down and conform to America's severely sexually repressed cultural norms so that we can pretend the board is suitable for 13 year olds.

[KingPsyz]

What?
toy bis and her then boyfriend were spewing racial epitaphs one night in beastie free land and it pissed me off alot so i think my first post in beastie free was telling the racist fucks of the world to die or some shit
then a few months later when some new person started saying how racist the board was al got me to play along with him saying something like white is right...

[GreenEarthAl]

What?

BISling used to like to call me the n word on here a lot when she was relatively new.
So one night when Psyz was brand new, BIS was actually making a heartfelt post about her negative self image and being sad about some elements of her appearance.
So, being myself, I put in a post that said "Hey. At least you're still white, and thereby better than everybody else."
And then Psyz went ballistic and he was all like Don't say that. OMG! OMG! That's horrible. I will post a link to my article about how we're all equal and then you will never say white people are better GEA.
And then Hieress thought that was really funny and she laughed a lot.
And Psyz was like, How can you laugh at this. This is not funny! GEA saying white people are the best is not a laughing matter! Help him learn.
Then BIS came and deleted her post so only me Psyz, Heiress & BIS ever saw it. It was funny though. I LOLd.

[KingPsyz]

in hindsight it was kinda funny, perception is a bitch ain't it

[venusvenus123]

BUT IT'S OK TO POST A LINK TO A MAN GETTING HIS HEAD SAWN OFF.... AND A WOMAN SPEWING SHIT OUT OF HER VERY VISIBLE RECTUM

it seems i have to shout, because no one is listening... they're too busy adjusting the settings so we can't edit or delete our posts anymore and making sure we don't joke about scalping people for a ticket to see the beastie boys.

bye. i had some laughs on here... but not any more.

[ProfJIM]

Right on the very same thread where they said no porno images they seemed to kamakazi themselves to see what it would be like to get banned I guess. The result wasn't all that hard to predict.
.


not they, toy bis. as a joke. and it was funny

i'll see you guys later. im outta here

[Kuzu]

BUT IT'S OK TO POST A LINK TO A MAN GETTING HIS HEAD SAWN OFF.... AND A WOMAN SPEWING SHIT OUT OF HER VERY VISIBLE RECTUM

it seems i have to shout, because no one is listening... they're too busy adjusting the settings so we can't edit or delete our posts anymore and making sure we don't joke about scalping people for a ticket to see the beastie boys.

bye. i had some laughs on here... but not any more.
don't think I could have said it any better. this place is fucked

[Bitchamachacha]

I find this thread arousing.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

does this count as porn? 8====D (.)(.) ?

[HEIRESS]

BISling used to like to call me the n word on here a lot when she was relatively new.
So one night when Psyz was brand new, BIS was actually making a heartfelt post about her negative self image and being sad about some elements of her appearance.
So, being myself, I put in a post that said "Hey. At least you're still white, and thereby better than everybody else."
And then Psyz went ballistic and he was all like Don't say that. OMG! OMG! That's horrible. I will post a link to my article about how we're all equal and then you will never say white people are better GEA.
And then Hieress thought that was really funny and she laughed a lot.
And Psyz was like, How can you laugh at this. This is not funny! GEA saying white people are the best is not a laughing matter! Help him learn.
Then BIS came and deleted her post so only me Psyz, Heiress & BIS ever saw it. It was funny though. I LOLd.

oh yeah!
i totally remember that

[mythago II]

BUT IT'S OK TO POST A LINK TO A MAN GETTING HIS HEAD SAWN OFF.... AND A WOMAN SPEWING SHIT OUT OF HER VERY VISIBLE RECTUM

it seems i have to shout, because no one is listening... they're too busy adjusting the settings so we can't edit or delete our posts anymore and making sure we don't joke about scalping people for a ticket to see the beastie boys.

a
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it's like this place used to be ran by tolerant, smart individuals, and then it just switched overnight into a monkey house janitored by a bunch of record label/promo team lackeys who give "no, you can't do that", "we decide what is good taste, what is not" kind of replies to civilized questions about the board "rules"

come on, hit me with the "you don't like it, go to Russia" punchlines, I am still saying th' place had a good vibe, now it's gone

fuck you beastieboys.com

PS: at the time of writing this I saw this thread ABOVE arrrrssses #1 STICKY family thread... BLASPHEMY

[BeastieGuy]

PS: rirv - There's nothing "quasi" about most of the racism on this board.


GEA, please explain what you mean by this. Do you mean the occasional joke some people make? The blatent racism by people like fern? The frequent use of the "N" word? Or do you mean its just all in good fun and not remotely racism?

[GreenEarthAl]

GEA, please explain what you mean by this. Do you mean the occasional joke some people make? The blatent racism by people like fern? The frequent use of the "N" word? Or do you mean its just all in good fun and not remotely racism?

I mean that when racist people start talking on this board they are oftine genuinely racist. I'm not sure what quasi-racists would be like, but there are lots of post on here devaluing groups of humans based on pigmentation and physical characteristics. A lot of the mean posts that are directed toward any sub group ethnicity-based or not are pretty much heart-felt or at least apathetic.

[DandyFop]

[QUOTE=ProfJIM]wow, fuck you greenearth
[QUOTE]

Jim!! noooooo!! GEA is the man,it's so true. But you are obth col. Shit I darank some tonight.

[ProfJIM]

i like gea but i didnt like that comment, kidding or not

oh well

[BeastieGuy]

I mean that when racist people start talking on this board they are oftine genuinely racist. I'm not sure what quasi-racists would be like, but there are lots of post on here devaluing groups of humans based on pigmentation and physical characteristics. A lot of the mean posts that are directed toward any sub group ethnicity-based or not are pretty much heart-felt or at least apathetic.


Good response! Anyways, What I think he means by "quasi-racist" is an "innocent" joke now and then. Some people find that justified and you know like, just joking around and when. What they don't realize is that a lot of people live that shit everyday and are genuinely offended and hurt by said comments.

[kapusta]

as the great bill hicks said "the government defines pornography as anything that promotes sexual arousal that is without artistic merit,sounds like every beer comercial on tv to me?"

[kapusta]

quasi racist is that something to do with notre dame "the bells the bells"racist is racist full stop

[GreenEarthAl]

i like gea but i didnt like that comment, kidding or not


Sorry. It was all peer pressure man. Everybody else was yazzing your horndoggieness and I felt compelled to belittle your sincere attempt to bring justice. I throw myself on the mercy of the court. I sorry man. Sorry. *cries*

[jabumbo]

as the great bill hicks said "the government defines pornography as anything that promotes sexual arousal that is without artistic merit,sounds like every beer comercial on tv to me?"

because those horses are soo hott

[Echewta]

This thread reminds me of church jello. It doesn't look good, taste good, or make any sense.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

but it wiggles.

[King of Rock II]

what are you all so upset about. fucking nerds.

[mythago II]

bring this woman to me

http://www.cobra-killer.org/building/pixi/grosse/ginioker.jpg

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh my GOD mythago that provoked an intense emotional arousal (!) .

Stupid fucking white people. I hate you all.

[Tzar]

bring this woman to me

http://www.cobra-killer.org/building/pixi/grosse/ginioker.jpg

wtf is running down near her ankles!?

her rags?

[ericlee]

hmm, I dont know what to think of pornograhy rules coming from the b-boys. When they first came out, they had strippers in cages and a huge inflateable schlong as part of their stage show.

I do understand though, the younguns like to view this board too but I remember when I first started listening to the b-boys, I was about 14 and I have seen plenty of t and a and it wasn't introduced by a b-boys message board.

[euphrates]

this is a lot to remember.

can i cuss?


http://web.gay.hr/smilies/curse.gif


o yeh... yeh i can.... bring on the bitches! *coff* pictures.

[Jasonik]

Thread deleted by BeastieBoys.com
Reason: Give us a fucking break.

No Shit! LOL! :p

[KingPsyz]

quite the professional attitude the NEW MANAGEMENT™ takes around here, no?

[Echewta]

My feelings were really hurt. :( If i can't even post words with out a picture and get deleted. *sobs*

[eyeem2thamic]

blah

[fauvfantastic]

okay so I registered at photbukcet and put a picture on the site now what. I am technologiccly (and spelling) retarded!

[b-grrrlie]

:rolleyes: Check FAQ!

[rumbles]

big brother is watching dude, slike being back at school! (n)

[Echewta]

I miss the beastieboys.com mod. :(