I have your Halloween costume ready...

[StrongBad]

As you've probably guessed by now... i am the brains behind the halloween fun on HomestarRunner.com every year.

And now i have put my massive brain to work for you. Your halloween costumes are ready to go. Ready? Okay, here we go.

TurdBerglar, you get to go as
PencilHead
http://www.bfreephotos.com/PencilHead.jpg

[StrongBad]

That guy with that crazy German name, you get to go as
JigsawPuzzleHead

http://www.bfreephotos.com/JigsawHead.jpg

caution: this does involve disassembling your head, but i have perfected a pain reducing technique that my brother StrongSad says is "not as bad as that other thing you did."

[StrongBad]

abcdefz, you get to go as
Prefabricated Church Furniture Man

http://www.bfreephotos.com/PCFM.jpg

Even more popular than stapling office furniture to your head.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

:D ahah

[StrongBad]

Lyman Zerga, this halloween you will be...

Busta Rhymes
http://www.bfreephotos.com/BustaRhymes.jpg

(through the magic of Photoshop I have made you look just like Busta Rhymes)

[StrongBad]

Kingspanner gets to be...
Fury Beastie General Poster

http://www.bfreephotos.com/FuryBGP.jpg

[StrongBad]

For this Halloween little j will be...
Happy Dog

http://www.bfreephotos.com/HappyDog.jpg

(please work on your tongue wagging stamina between now and then. You'll have to work your way up to keeping it out all night.)

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

hey lil j, can you lick your own private parts?

[little j]

just my boob.

and hahahah

[ProfJIM]

best thread ever

me next me next

[Beth]

This thread rocks.

[bis kiD]

(y)

[cosmo105]

AWESOME

[camo]

can we do our own?

[KingPsyz]

applause

[Auton]

great thread idea

[TurdBerglar]

For this Halloween little j will be...
Happy Dog

http://www.bfreephotos.com/HappyDog.jpg

(please work on your tongue wagging stamina between now and then. You'll have to work your way up to keeping it out all night.)


hahahaha to mine. holy fuckn' shit to j's. that's just creepy lookin.

[StrongBad]

alright. okay. there's no need to shove.

next up we have ProfJIM starring as...

Freeze of tha Icy Hot Stuntaz Crew
http://www.bfreephotos.com/2-Freeze.jpg

(Taking photos of himself in front of every fresh car he sees on the street)

[StrongBad]

followed by Norcen as...

The guy that hands out those mini-Bibles to little black children and tells them they're going to hell if they don't read it.

http://www.bfreephotos.com/2-BibleGoth.jpg

(Little heathen black children not included. Some assembly required. Void where prohibited.)

[StrongBad]

and now...
are you ready for...
rirv as...

Little J when she was actually little
http://www.bfreephotos.com/2-littlelittlej.jpg

(The little pink sweater should arrive in the mail any day now. That should be all you need)

[StrongBad]

BigBlue89 is...

Not a Player He just Crush a Lot

http://www.bfreephotos.com/2-BigPun.jpg

[StrongBad]

and then Cosmo105 and BeastieAngel01 will do some Jello wrestling to see who gets to be...

Catwoman

http://www.bfreephotos.com/2-Catwoman.jpg

this year. And Cosmo105 will win.

(unless Magic 8 Ball is wrong. And Magic 8 Ball is never wrong.)

[StrongBad]

and last and also least we have Heiress as...

ButterCup

http://www.bfreephotos.com/2-Buttercup.jpg

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

haha icy hot stunaz!

cosmo seems to be a friendly cat woman.


:D

i want to put in my request, if you are not allready in the process.

[smushface]

that is some funny shit right there. good work.

[ProfJIM]

good god this thread kicks ass

[bis kiD]

I smell ass... Kissing, that is.

[cosmo105]

THIS MADE MY FREAKIN DAY
edit: it can't be jello. i'm vegan. :(

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

vegan jello?

[Echewta]

Hard to believe you can do that with boxing gloves for hands.

[spacemonkey]

abcdefz, you get to go as
Prefabricated Church Furniture Man

http://www.bfreephotos.com/PCFM.jpg

Even more popular than stapling office furniture to your head.

W0W! That's hot! Some fresh B-Boy board member GPK card styles. Pure talent, StrongBad. You got it right too I am a church boyeee! :D

[cosmo105]

i've never tried it. i've heard it's decent though.
i'd rather just mud-wrestle her. i'd be down for that.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

I'll be your coach.

;)

[cosmo105]

i need lots and lots of training. lots.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

lets get to working then. GET UP! MOVE ON OUT!

[alruggs]

you 2, get a room

http://www.kandaharlodge.com/pics0202/hotelroom.gif

[cosmo105]

what's the second bed for? :confused:

[alruggs]

me, supervision

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

hmmm

[cosmo105]

*looks around*
*suffocates andrea with pillow*

[alruggs]

*passes out*

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

we sure did get her!

[cosmo105]

*makes a fort with other bed*

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

quick! get the sheets!

[ProfJIM]

YOU GUYS ARE RUNINING IT!
STRONG BAD HELP!!

[Lyman Zerga]

woo bastard rhymes

i hope you allow me to be the old busta atleast

[beastie fresh]

lmao.. great thread (y) :D (y)

[alexandra]

holy shit...that's awesome (y)

[beastieangel01]

haha NICE

[StrongBad]

without further ado about nothing...

pornshopjenn you get to be

Pippi LooseStockings

http://www.bfreephotos.com/3-pippi.jpg

[StrongBad]

and Tompz, you're special. You get to be

Crap for Brains

http://www.bfreephotos.com/3-HomestarRunner.jpg

[StrongBad]

Mr.BoominGranny gets to be

Prince Not Really All That Charming

http://www.bfreephotos.com/3-Charming.jpg

(collecting a :swoon: from up to 30% of the IM ladies)

[StrongBad]

and TOY bis will be

Hello Kitty

http://www.bfreephotos.com/3-HelloKitty.jpg

(no need to thank me)

[StrongBad]

For Halloween 2004 Lenore will be...

A Totally Stoned Version of Rogue from the X-Men

http://www.bfreephotos.com/3-Rogue.jpg

(through the magic of photoshop I have made you look just like Rogue of the X-Men)

[StrongBad]

And I was totally running out of time so I had a buddy of mine do one. Here's what he came up with...

Bitchamachacha and Aiedyn as...

Princess Leia and a Real Ultimate Power Ninja Totally Flipping Out and Killing People

http://www.bfreephotos.com/3-PrincessNinja.jpg

[Bitchamachacha]

:(

[Ich_bin_der_Tod]

That guy with that crazy German name

Crazy name ???

awesome costume so I will trie it on Karneval next year .....
:D (y)

[cosmo105]

keeps getting awesomer and awesomer (y)

[bis kiD]

Ha, ha, ha! Figures. :p

[ProfJIM]

this is the best thread ever

[Schmeltz]

Can't nobody say that Strong Bad never did nothing for the peoples.

[abcdefz]

abcdefz, you get to go as
Prefabricated Church Furniture Man

http://www.bfreephotos.com/PCFM.jpg

Even more popular than stapling office furniture to your head.



But, um, that's not me in the photo. I'm hurt.



But most of these are just great. Carry on, sir.


Grade: A

[HotAndWet]

I want one! I want one!

[StrongBad]

But, um, that's not me in the photo. I'm hurt.


Of course it is. Don't you see how bald you are? Do I have to explain everything to you people? You have to wear a spacemonkey mask to go as Church Furniture Man.

[StrongBad]

Okay. Everybody stop being stupid for a minute. I have more costumes ready....

Mustangjen808 you get to be

Stan

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Stan.jpg

(Hi! My name is...who? My name is. What? wicka-wicka slim-shtalker)

[StrongBad]

Next. DandyFop you get to be...

Chiana

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Chiana.jpg

(Good job. I hardly recognize you under all that make up)

[StrongBad]

by popular demand GreenEarthAl is...

Frylock

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Frylock.jpg

[StrongBad]

and Yun, you get to be

The Star Trek guy in the red shirt that gets killed in the beginning of the episode

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-RedShirt.jpg

(we just barely got to know him)

[StrongBad]

and here's a couple more from my buddy. Go ahead guy. Show em what you got.

mpseventythree

Cyclops

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Cyclops.jpg

[StrongBad]

Sarky Devotchka

Grandma Betty

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-GrandmaBetty.jpg

[StrongBad]

Thanks the Cheat. Thanks to you I finally have more posts than Homsar.

[Auton]

brilliant

[KingPsyz]

by popular demand GreenEarthAl is...

Frylock

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Frylock.jpg
comedy goldmine!

[GreenEarthAl]

by popular demand GreenEarthAl is...

Frylock

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Frylock.jpg

I still don't get it. What channel is this guy on. (on the off chance that I find myself someplace with a television at some point.)

[spacemonkey]

I still don't get it. What channel is this guy on. (on the off chance that I find myself someplace with a television at some point.)

cartoon network - program "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" it's funny. My personal favorite show in this time is Sea Lab 2021, it's very twisted. (lb)

[KingPsyz]

gea, introducing frylock
frylock, gea...

http://www.geocities.com/emikohime2003/frylock.html

[Beth]

Okay. Everybody stop being stupid for a minute. I have more costumes ready....

Mustangjen808 you get to be

Stan

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Stan.jpg

(Hi! My name is...who? My name is. What? wicka-wicka slim-shtalker)

hahahaha

The best part was the eminem stuff at the end.

Brilliant.

[madizm]

Strong Bad ... when you write you little comments should be be reading them in the voice of strong bad?? If so it makes everything 10x more hilarious.

[ProfJIM]

and Yun, you get to be

The Star Trek guy in the red shirt that gets killed in the beginning of the episode

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-RedShirt.jpg

(we just barely got to know him)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and cyclops..hahahaa, brilliant

[bis kiD]

GEA's is great!!!

[Homsar]

Thanks the Cheat. Thanks to you I finally have more posts than Homsar.


OoooOOOOh Noooo! I thhink I neeed a diepurr.

[tulla]

and Yun, you get to be

The Star Trek guy in the red shirt that gets killed in the beginning of the episode

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-RedShirt.jpg

(we just barely got to know him)


<333333333333333

[StrongBad]

Strong Bad ... when you write you little comments should be be reading them in the voice of strong bad?? If so it makes everything 10x more hilarious.

Arnie Grape

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-GilbertGrape.jpg

(Where's my brain Gilbert? You can't find it anywhere!)

[StrongBad]

HotAndWet is...

Daisy Duke

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-DaisyDuke.jpg

(Be careful when you walk past the Quicky-Mart in the shorts)

[StrongBad]

no comment

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-Zim.jpg

[StrongBad]

masrdaddy you are going to be

Disco Balki

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-BalkiBartokamous.jpg

(cousin Larry will never understand your Saturday Night Fever.)

[StrongBad]

King of Rock II will be

Mr. Burns

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-MrBurns.jpg

[StrongBad]

Auton

Harry Potter

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-HarryPotter.jpg

(that's uncanny the Cheat. You're really coming into your own.)

[Lyman Zerga]

pure awesomeness (y)

[spacemonkey]

Of course it is. Don't you see how bald you are? Do I have to explain everything to you people? You have to wear a spacemonkey mask to go as Church Furniture Man.

Heh...heh...abcdefz.

StrongBad how about spacemonkey's coz then???

[madizm]

Arnie Grape

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-GilbertGrape.jpg

(Where's my brain Gilbert? You can't find it anywhere!)


YES!! That's like .... good .... n' stuff.

[ProfJIM]

masrdaddy you are going to be

Disco Balki

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-BalkiBartokamous.jpg

(cousin Larry will never understand your Saturday Night Fever.)



HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Mr_Complex]

by popular demand GreenEarthAl is...

Frylock

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Frylock.jpg

Genius.

[cosmo105]

green earth frylock is by far the best thing ever.

[TurdBerglar]

isn't it kind of weird that the mixed form of marsdaddy and balki ends up looking like the weirdo angel from dogma?

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

isn't it kind of weird that the mixed form of marsdaddy and balki ends up looking like the weirdo angel from dogma?

I thought the exact same thing.

[alruggs]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/dogma-d.jpg

[Auton]

Auton

Harry Potter

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-HarryPotter.jpg

(that's uncanny the Cheat. You're really coming into your own.)

hahaha (y) nice!

[abcdefz]

Arnie Grape

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-GilbertGrape.jpg

(Where's my brain Gilbert? You can't find it anywhere!)

[abcdefz]

masrdaddy you are going to be

Disco Balki

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-BalkiBartokamous.jpg

(cousin Larry will never understand your Saturday Night Fever.)


That's fantastic!

[ProfJIM]

its funny and its a funny reference to a great show

..that i cant remember the name of

its on the tip of my toungue!

[Kuzu]

perfect strangers

[HotAndWet]

The guy who played balki actually lives in my area, he used to come into the place I worked at all the time, my friend got his autograph.

[apollo hop]

The guy who played balki actually lives in my area, he used to come into the place I worked at all the time, my friend got his autograph.

ronald mc donald once gave me a cat in the hat watch

[StrongBad]

okay kids. It's time for another thrilling round of I make fun of you to the delight of all of the desperately bored people.

First we have an oldie but goodie. Sorry to those of you who've seen this one before.

it's Bob as...

Captain Nerdjob Truckhumper

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-CaptainNerdjob.jpg

(the days when you could drive your truck around without a gascap lock are OVER!)

[StrongBad]

Alruggs' boobs are...

Mysterious Deep Sea Creature!

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-DeepSeaCreature.jpg

(sorry you'll have to spend the whole night laying on your side but that's the sacrifice we make for our art.)

[StrongBad]

Mr_Complex...

has a devil's haircut in his mind

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-Beck.jpg

[StrongBad]

Okay. I've got a feeling you were all expecting this one eventually.

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-Norm.jpg

[beastieangel01]

Alruggs boobs are...

Mysterious Deep Sea Creature!

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-DeepSeaCreature.jpg

(sorry you'll have to spend the whole night laying on your side but that's the sacrifice we make for our art.)

oh my god, I love this one! haha. this and the gea frylock one, close call.

[StrongBad]

okay. Take us home the Cheat. I'll just dance around while the band plays out.

Logic...

Spawn's alter-ego Al Simmons

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-AlSimmons.jpg

(good job with the cuttin' and the pastin' there the Cheat.)

[alruggs]

(sorry you'll have to spend the whole night laying on your side but that's the sacrifice we make for our art.)

better than on my back

[StrongBad]

ericka is...

dump dump duuuuuuun :: pause for dramatic effect ::

The Lone Ranger

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-LoneRanger.jpg

(high-ho Silver. Away! See you nerds later.)

[ProfJIM]

perfect strangers

that was bugging me all day

[Echewta]

good lord! haha

[King of Rock II]

awesome

[abcdefz]

Okay. I've got a feeling you were all expecting this one eventually.

http://www.bfreephotos.com/6-Norm.jpg



Oh my God, that's great.

I'm REALLY impressed with your creativity, StrongBad. Good show!

[bis kiD]

I got gypped! :mad:

[orbitron]

Lyman Zerga, this halloween you will be...

Busta Rhymes
http://www.bfreephotos.com/BustaRhymes.jpg

(through the magic of Photoshop I have made you look just like Busta Rhymes)

snot came out my nose! ha ha ha

[Mustangjen808]

you know strongbad,beth told me mine was funny-thank you,I always wanted to be stan-hehe

[camo]

do one for me please :D

[StrongBad]

do one for me please :D

no. Shut up.

[StrongBad]

okay i'll do one more series after this one.

ready?

okay. miss soul fire you'll be

Flo

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-Flo.jpg

(i know. i know. kiss your gritts. hihihihihi)

[StrongBad]

minton will be...

ready?

Veruca Salt

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-VerucaSalt.jpg

(the original one. not the ever so slightly popular band.)

[StrongBad]

okay. now we have a very special one.

Adam and Miss Mudhoney are...

Conjoined Morons

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-Conjoined.jpg

[StrongBad]

The Notorious LOMO

Street Fighter Guy

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-StreetFightinDan.jpg

(Don't worry guy. I'm on the lookout for one of those padded muscle suits so you can pull it off.)

[StrongBad]

Frank Black gets to go as...

Mr. VanDriessen

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-MrVanDriessen.jpg

(gently stumming your hippy guitar as you canoe down the gently flowing stream. You're totally welcome.)

[StrongBad]

and now...

Tulla...

starring as Jack Nicolson starring as the Joker

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-Joker.jpg


Okay. It's been fun. One last set coming up on Wednesday.

Q: How do you keep a bunch of nerds in suspense?

[camo]

no. Shut up.

gee thanks

[StrongBad]

How quickly they all turn on me.

It's alright, the last series is still coming up.

[JENNYJ]

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-586

[JENNYJ]

[StrongBad]

q:\bustarhymes.jpg

Quiet! It's trying to communicate with us.

[Auton]

hahaha

[JENNYJ]

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/0/5/86-9433-sm.jpg

[StrongBad]

Alright okay then... yes. Very well. So there are a lot of people I haven't gotten to yet and not much time left to get everyone so everybody hold on to your hats... unless you have one of those hats like BigBlu89 in which case you might be alright with it flying off and getting lost forever... anyway, are you people ready... because ready or not... here... we... go......

beastieangel01, Beth, venusvenus123, bgirl2001 & fern ARE

The Cast of The Facts of Life

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-FactsOfLife.jpg

(remember. There's safety in numbers, so please try to keep fern from getting his bag snatched ladies)

[StrongBad]

tejana, BeastieGuy and kll ARE

Three random nerds on some street corner

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-BeastieBoys.jpg

(the NEW style!)

[StrongBad]

echewta and psyzmacgraphs ARE

Mad Jack and Grizzly Adams

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-MadJackGrizzlyAdams.jpg

(try to keep from walking into walls without your glasses echewta)

[StrongBad]

Heiress' boyfriend Rob, Ralph Wiggum, btowngoirish & Tzar ARE

Could be Worse Fellas

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-Goodfellas.jpg

(Oh...do I amuse you? Is this amusing to you?)

[StrongBad]

adrockmelanie, JimmyJrg, DroppinScience, nines & Enzo:

Scooby Doo and the Funky Bunch

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-ScoobyDoo.jpg

(yeah, yeah, i know. In a perfect world Steger would have gotten to be shaggy. Oh well. What'cha gonna' do?)

[Beth]

Sad to say, but you hit the nail on the head making me Blair.

[StrongBad]

^ Sad to say, but you hit the nail on the head making me Blair.

Well it wasn't on accident sister.

[StrongBad]

insertnamehere, QueenofBoggle, SobaViolence, paul jones, TacoZip & Nastee are

sort of friends (but not really)

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-Friends.jpg

[StrongBad]

and I threw together one last one for good luck.


QueenAdr0ck, Boss Hoss, Jane*, Afronaut, p-branez, TAL, spacemonkey, phatpat & Willmac ARE

SuperDORKS (or Super Nerd Squad (or something like that))

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-SuperNerdLeague.jpg

(Come up with your own names but i like to go with: Gigantica, Sucky Haircut Guy, Sucky Haircut Ally Girl, BatLush, Pez DispenserHead Boy, Floating Head Guy, Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man, Totally Flamin' and IceClaw)

and remember. If i forgot you, it's not because i didn't want to make fun of you. i'm sure i did. It's just because you're probably not important. By that i mean not even as unimportant as everybody i did take the time to make fun of.

[spacemonkey]

IceClaw: "Let's go!"
BatLush: "Not you, IceClaw. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern."

Sucky Haircut Guy: "Go back outside and calm the flower children."
Sucky Haircut Ally Girl: "They'll mob me!"
Sucky Haircut Guy: "Groovy."

Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man: "You're far from mod, Sucky Haircut Guy. And many hippies are older than you are."

Floating Head Guy: "An older head can't be put on younger shoulders."

Gigantica: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Totally Flamin': "A sound observation, Gigantica."

Sucky Haircut Ally Girl (after cracking a safe): "It's not difficult, if you have steady nerves and a good ear. Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life."

Floating Head Guy: "Astronomy is more than mere fun, Totally Flamin."
Totally Flamin: "It is?"
Floating Head Guy: "Yes, it helps give us a sense of proportion. Reminds us how little we are, really. People tend to forget that sometimes."
Totally Flamin: "Gosh yes, that's right. I'll bet I see those rings a little differently this time!"

IceClaw (about to cross the street): "Remember BatLush, always look both ways."

Pez DispenserHead Boy: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
BatLush: "No policeman's going to give the SuperDorks a ticket."
Pez DispenserHead Boy: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

Gigantica: "Where'd you get a live fish, Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man ?"
Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Gigantica."

Pez DispenserHead Boy: "Gosh, BatLush, this camel grass juice is great."
BatLush: "Beware of strong stimulants, Pez DispenserHead Boy."

Floating Head Guy, looking at Gigantica: "You know something, Sucky Haircut Guy?"
Sucky Haircut Guy: "What's that, Floating Head Guy?"
Floating Head Guy: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."
Sucky Haircut Guy: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."

Totally Flamin': "Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?"
IceClaw: "Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh?"
Totally Flamin': "Awww, come on, IceClaw."

[HotAndWet]

This thread is amusing as hell, thanks.

[Echewta]

I look so young, thank you.

[mp-seventythree]

Until now I'd never realised that green is my colour. Thanks Strongbad (y)

[beastieangel01]

these are all awesome :D

[cosmo105]

best thing this board has ever seen. (y)

[DandyFop]

Next. DandyFop you get to be...

Chiana

http://www.bfreephotos.com/4-Chiana.jpg

(Good job. I hardly recognize you under all that make up)

Holy shit this is scary...I look like a hooker!

[ProfJIM]

this the best thread ever.
hands down

[nines]

adrockmelanie, JimmyJrg, DroppinScience, nines & Enzo:

Scooby Doo and the Funky Bunch

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-ScoobyDoo.jpg

(yeah, yeah, i know. In a perfect world Steger would have gotten to be shaggy. Oh well. What'cha gonna' do?)
Well... holy shit.
You da man, StrongBad.

[bigblu89]

So there are a lot of people I haven't gotten to yet and not much time left to get everyone so everybody hold on to your hats... unless you have one of those hats like BigBlu89 in which case you might be alright with it flying off and getting lost forever...

Yo don't be dissing my Scooby doo/Jamiroquai/Dennis Rodman fuzzy bucket hat. If I had a dollar for every chick I got becasue I was wearing that hat...

I wouldn't have any money.

Oh and you should've stopped at GEA-Frylock. DOesn't get any better than that.

[StrongBad]

Yo don't be dissing my Scooby doo/Jamiroquai/Dennis Rodman fuzzy bucket hat. If I had a dollar for every chick I got becasue I was wearing that hat...

I wouldn't have any money.

Oh and you should've stopped at GEA-Frylock. DOesn't get any better than that.

You should have stopped at "Yo". It didn't get any better than that.

[smushface]

no comment

http://www.bfreephotos.com/5-Zim.jpg


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YAY!

that is definintely the raddest thing ever. thanks, strongbad!

[smushface]

:D

[miss soul fire]

okay i'll do one more series after this one.

ready?

okay. miss soul fire you'll be

Flo

http://www.bfreephotos.com/7-Flo.jpg

(i know. i know. kiss your gritts. hihihihihi)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

And who the hell is Flo?

[miss soul fire]

Well... holy shit.
You da man, StrongBad.
Awww, my doggie!

[StrongBad]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YAY!

that is definintely the raddest thing ever. thanks, strongbad!

i'm here for you babe. i am sensitive to your needs and crap like that.

[StrongBad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

And who the hell is Flo?

http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/index2.htm

[ShenGod]

Me next

[like2_drink]

mmmm vegan jello - blandest of all jello's

this thread is hilarious (y) :D

[spacemonkey]

and I threw together one last one for good luck.


QueenAdr0ck, Boss Hoss, Jane*, Afronaut, p-branez, TAL, spacemonkey, phatpat & Willmac ARE

SuperDORKS (or Super Nerd Squad (or something like that))

http://www.bfreephotos.com/8-SuperNerdLeague.jpg

(Come up with your own names but i like to go with: Gigantica, Sucky Haircut Guy, Sucky Haircut Ally Girl, BatLush, Pez DispenserHead Boy, Floating Head Guy, Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man, Totally Flamin' and IceClaw)

and remember. If i forgot you, it's not because i didn't want to make fun of you. i'm sure i did. It's just because you're probably not important. By that i mean not even as unimportant as everybody i did take the time to make fun of.

Yeah, this thread will never die.



W3rD :D
StrongBadisthebaddest

[ProfJIM]

super holiday time bump


edit: well son of a bitch...all the pics are red x's

[StrongBad]

Here's a new one for you.

http://where2goonline.com/Muppets.jpg

i'll see if i can find the old ones.

[Beth]

I have them all. I'll get them up and posted.

[Beth]

TurdBerglar, you get to go as
PencilHead
http://www.bethllamas.com/PencilHead.jpg

That guy with that crazy German name, you get to go as
JigsawPuzzleHead

http://www.bethllamas.com/JigsawHead.jpg

abcdefz, you get to go as
Prefabricated Church Furniture Man

http://www.bethllamas.com/PCFM.jpg


Lyman Zerga, this halloween you will be...

Busta Rhymes
http://www.bethllamas.com/busta.jpg

(through the magic of Photoshop I have made you look just like Busta Rhymes)

Kingspanner gets to be...
Fury Beastie General Poster

http://www.bethllamas.com/FuryBGP.jpg

[Beth]

For this Halloween little j will be...
Happy Dog

http://www.bethllamas.com/HappyDog.jpg

(please work on your tongue wagging stamina between now and then. You'll have to work your way up to keeping it out all night.)

alright. okay. there's no need to shove.

next up we have ProfJIM starring as...

Freeze of tha Icy Hot Stuntaz Crew
http://www.bethllamas.com/2-Freeze.jpg

(Taking photos of himself in front of every fresh car he sees on the street)

<Beth> Sorry, I guess I didn't save the next three, which were Norcen, Rirv and BigBlu89 :( </Beth>

and then Cosmo105 and BeastieAngel01 will do some Jello wrestling to see who gets to be...

Catwoman

http://www.bethllamas.com/2-Catwoman.jpg

this year. And Cosmo105 will win.

(unless Magic 8 Ball is wrong. And Magic 8 Ball is never wrong.)

and last and also least we have Heiress as...

ButterCup

http://www.bethllamas.com/2-Buttercup.jpg

without further ado about nothing...

pornshopjenn you get to be

Pippi LooseStockings

http://www.bethllamas.com/3-pippi.jpg

[Beth]

and Tompz, you're special. You get to be

Crap for Brains

http://www.bethllamas.com/3-HomestarRunner.jpg

Mr.BoominGranny gets to be

Prince Not Really All That Charming

http://www.bethllamas.com/3-Charming.jpg

(collecting a :swoon: from up to 30% of the IM ladies)

and TOY bis will be

Hello Kitty

http://www.bethllamas.com/3-HelloKitty.jpg

(no need to thank me)

For Halloween 2004 Lenore will be...

A Totally Stoned Version of Rogue from the X-Men

http://www.bethllamas.com/3-Rogue.jpg

(through the magic of photoshop I have made you look just like Rogue of the X-Men)

And I was totally running out of time so I had a buddy of mine do one. Here's what he came up with...

Bitchamachacha and Aiedyn as...

Princess Leia and a Real Ultimate Power Ninja Totally Flipping Out and Killing People

http://www.bethllamas.com/3-PrincessNinja.jpg

[Beth]

Okay. Everybody stop being stupid for a minute. I have more costumes ready....

Mustangjen808 you get to be

Stan

http://www.bethllamas.com/4-Stan.jpg

(Hi! My name is...who? My name is. What? wicka-wicka slim-shtalker)

Next. DandyFop you get to be...

Chiana

http://www.bethllamas.com/4-Chiana.jpg

(Good job. I hardly recognize you under all that make up)

by popular demand GreenEarthAl is...

Frylock

http://www.bethllamas.com/4-Frylock.jpg

and Yun, you get to be

The Star Trek guy in the red shirt that gets killed in the beginning of the episode

http://www.bethllamas.com/4-RedShirt.jpg

(we just barely got to know him)

and here's a couple more from my buddy. Go ahead guy. Show em what you got.

mpseventythree

Cyclops

http://www.bethllamas.com/4-Cyclops.jpg

[Beth]

Sarky Devotchka

Grandma Betty

http://www.bethllamas.com/4-GrandmaBetty.jpg

Arnie Grape

http://www.bethllamas.com/5-GilbertGrape.jpg

(Where's my brain Gilbert? You can't find it anywhere!)

HotAndWet is...

Daisy Duke

http://www.bethllamas.com/5-DaisyDuke.jpg

(Be careful when you walk past the Quicky-Mart in the shorts)

no comment

http://www.bethllamas.com/5-Zim.jpg

masrdaddy you are going to be

Disco Balki

http://www.bethllamas.com/5-BalkiBartokamous.jpg

(cousin Larry will never understand your Saturday Night Fever.)

[Beth]

King of Rock II will be

Mr. Burns

http://www.bethllamas.com/5-MrBurns.jpg

Auton

Harry Potter

http://www.bethllamas.com/5-HarryPotter.jpg

(that's uncanny the Cheat. You're really coming into your own.)

okay kids. It's time for another thrilling round of I make fun of you to the delight of all of the desperately bored people.

First we have an oldie but goodie. Sorry to those of you who've seen this one before.

it's Bob as...

Captain Nerdjob Truckhumper

http://www.bethllamas.com/6-CaptainNerdjob.jpg

(the days when you could drive your truck around without a gascap lock are OVER!)

Alruggs' boobs are...

Mysterious Deep Sea Creature!

http://www.bethllamas.com/6-DeepSeaCreature.jpg

(sorry you'll have to spend the whole night laying on your side but that's the sacrifice we make for our art.)

<Beth> Missing Mr_Complex with the devil's haircut. :( </Beth>

Okay. I've got a feeling you were all expecting this one eventually.

http://www.bethllamas.com/6-Norm.jpg

[cosmo105]

i had forgotten how AWESOME these are. (y)

[Beth]

I also don't have Logic as Spawn's alter ego Al Simmons. I really thought I had them all. :(

ericka is...

dump dump duuuuuuun :: pause for dramatic effect ::

The Lone Ranger

http://www.bethllamas.com/6-LoneRanger.jpg

(high-ho Silver. Away! See you nerds later.)

okay i'll do one more series after this one.

ready?

okay. miss soul fire you'll be

Flo

http://www.bethllamas.com/7-Flo.jpg

(i know. i know. kiss your gritts. hihihihihi)

minton will be...

ready?

Veruca Salt

http://www.bethllamas.com/7-VerucaSalt.jpg

(the original one. not the ever so slightly popular band.)

okay. now we have a very special one.

Adam and Miss Mudhoney are...

Conjoined Morons

http://www.bethllamas.com/7-Conjoined.jpg

The Notorious LOMO

Street Fighter Guy

http://www.bethllamas.com/7-StreetFightinDan.jpg

(Don't worry guy. I'm on the lookout for one of those padded muscle suits so you can pull it off.)

[Beth]

Frank Black gets to go as...

Mr. VanDriessen

http://www.bethllamas.com/7-MrVanDriessen.jpg

(gently stumming your hippy guitar as you canoe down the gently flowing stream. You're totally welcome.)

and now...

Tulla...

starring as Jack Nicolson starring as the Joker

http://www.bethllamas.com/7-Joker.jpg


Okay. It's been fun. One last set coming up on Wednesday.

Q: How do you keep a bunch of nerds in suspense?

Alright okay then... yes. Very well. So there are a lot of people I haven't gotten to yet and not much time left to get everyone so everybody hold on to your hats... unless you have one of those hats like BigBlu89 in which case you might be alright with it flying off and getting lost forever... anyway, are you people ready... because ready or not... here... we... go......

beastieangel01, Beth, venusvenus123, bgirl2001 & fern ARE

The Cast of The Facts of Life

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-FactsOfLife.jpg

(remember. There's safety in numbers, so please try to keep fern from getting his bag snatched ladies)

tejana, BeastieGuy and kll ARE

Three random nerds on some street corner

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-BeastieBoys.jpg

(the NEW style!)

echewta and psyzmacgraphs ARE

Mad Jack and Grizzly Adams

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-MadJackGrizzlyAdams.jpg

(try to keep from walking into walls without your glasses echewta)

[Beth]

Heiress' boyfriend Rob, Ralph Wiggum, btowngoirish & Tzar ARE

Could be Worse Fellas

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-Goodfellas.jpg

(Oh...do I amuse you? Is this amusing to you?)

adrockmelanie, JimmyJrg, DroppinScience, nines & Enzo:

Scooby Doo and the Funky Bunch

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-ScoobyDoo.jpg

(yeah, yeah, i know. In a perfect world Steger would have gotten to be shaggy. Oh well. What'cha gonna' do?)

insertnamehere, QueenofBoggle, SobaViolence, paul jones, TacoZip & Nastee are

sort of friends (but not really)

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-Friends.jpg

and I threw together one last one for good luck.


QueenAdr0ck, Boss Hoss, Jane*, Afronaut, p-branez, TAL, spacemonkey, phatpat & Willmac ARE

SuperDORKS (or Super Nerd Squad (or something like that))

http://www.bethllamas.com/8-SuperNerdLeague.jpg

(Come up with your own names but i like to go with: Gigantica, Sucky Haircut Guy, Sucky Haircut Ally Girl, BatLush, Pez DispenserHead Boy, Floating Head Guy, Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man, Totally Flamin' and IceClaw)

and remember. If i forgot you, it's not because i didn't want to make fun of you. i'm sure i did. It's just because you're probably not important. By that i mean not even as unimportant as everybody i did take the time to make fun of.

[Beth]

Ok, so that's all I have. Needed are: Norcen, Rirv, BigBlu89, Mr Complex, and Logic.

[ericlee]

I like trick or treating too :o

[spacemonkey]

Beth (y)

Original Pics and Text :cool:

[StrongBad]

Beth, you are and officer and a gentleman.

Or a not gentleman. No..no... You are a lady and a lawyer. Your work to support this great cause will never go unapreciated by the one and only StrongBad.

[StrongBad]

for your viewing pleasure... the return of series 1.


As you've probably guessed by now... i am the brains behind the halloween fun on HomestarRunner.com every year.

And now i have put my massive brain to work for you. Your halloween costumes are ready to go. Ready? Okay, here we go.

TurdBerglar, you get to go as
Pencil-Head
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/1-PencilHead.jpg


That guy with that crazy German name, you get to go as
JigsawPuzzleHead
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/1-JigsawHead.jpg


abcdefz, you get to go as
Prefabricated Church Furniture Man
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/1-PCFM.jpg
Even more popular than stapling office furniture to your head.


Lyman Zerga, this halloween you will be...
Busta Rhymes
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/1-BustaRhymes.jpg
(through the magic of Photoshop I have made you look just like Busta Rhymes)


Kingspanner gets to be...
Fury Beastie General Poster
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/1-FuryBGP.jpg


For this Halloween little j will be...
Happy Dog
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/1-HappyDog.jpg
(please work on your tongue wagging stamina between now and then. You'll have to work your way up to keeping it out all night.)

[Ferdinand_2]

I cant see any pictures post by StrongBad

[StrongBad]

series 2


next up we have ProfJIM starring as...

Freeze of tha Icy Hot Stunaz Crew
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/2-Freeze.jpg

(Taking photos of himself in front of every fresh car he sees on the street)


followed by Norcen as...

The guy that hands out those mini-Bibles to little black children and tells them they're going to hell if they don't read it.

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/2-BibleGoth.jpg

(Little heathen black children not included. Some assembly required. Void where prohibited.)


and now...
are you ready for...
rirv as...

Little J when she was actually little

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/2-littlelittlej.jpg

(The little pink sweater should arrive in the mail any day now. That should be all you need)


BigBlue89 is...

Not a Player He just Crush a Lot

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/2-BigPun.jpg


and then Cosmo105 and BeastieAngel01 will do some Jello wrestling to see who gets to be...

Catwoman

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/2-Catwoman.jpg

this year. And Cosmo105 will win.

(unless Magic 8 Ball is wrong. And Magic 8 Ball is never wrong.)


and last and also least we have Heiress as...

ButterCup
http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/2-Buttercup.jpg

[StrongBad]

series #3


without further ado about nothing...

pornshopjenn you get to be

Pippi LooseStockings

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/3-pippi.jpg


and Tompz, you're special. You get to be

Crap for Brains

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/3-HomestarRunner.jpg



Mr.BoominGranny gets to be

Prince Not Really All That Charming

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/3-Charming.jpg

(collecting a :swoon: from up to 30% of the IM ladies)



and TOY bis will be

Hello Kitty

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/3-HelloKitty.jpg

(no need to thank me)



For Halloween 2004 Lenore will be...

A Totally Stoned Version of Rogue from the X-Men

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/3-Rogue.jpg

(through the magic of photoshop I have made you look just like Rogue of the X-Men)



And I was totally running out of time so I had a buddy of mine do one. Here's what he came up with...

Bitchamachacha and Aiedyn as...

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/3-PrincessNinja.jpg

Princess Leia and a Real Ultimate Power Ninja Totally Flipping Out and Killing People

[Homsar]

I'm a living porcupiiiiine.

[cosmo105]

gahaha i still love prince not really all that charming. :swoon:

[StrongBad]

Series #4
Okay. Everybody stop being stupid for a minute. I have more costumes ready....

Mustangjen808 you get to be

Stan

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/4-Stan.jpg

(Hi! My name is...who? My name is. What? wicka-wicka slim-shtalker)


Next. DandyFop you get to be...

Chiana

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/4-Chiana.jpg

(Good job. I hardly recognize you under all that make up)


by popular demand GreenEarthAl is...

Frylock

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/4-Frylock.jpg



and Yun, you get to be

The Star Trek guy in the red shirt that gets killed in the beginning of the episode

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/4-RedShirt.jpg

(we just barely got to know him)


and here's a couple more from my buddy. Go ahead guy. Show em what you got.

mpseventythree

Cyclops

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/4-Cyclops.jpg



Sarky Devotchka

Grandma Betty

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/4-GrandmaBetty.jpg

[Homsar]

Can I get one?

[King PSYZ]

me toos

[StrongBad]

Series #5



Strong Bad ... when you write you little comments should be be reading them in the voice of strong bad?? If so it makes everything 10x more hilarious.
Arnie Grape

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/5-GilbertGrape.jpg

Where's my brain Gilbert? You can't find it anywhere!


HotAndWet is...

Daisy Duke

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/5-DaisyDuke.jpg

(Be careful when you walk past the Quicky-Mart in the shorts)


no comment

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/5-Zim.jpg


masrdaddy you are going to be

Disco Balki

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/5-BalkiBartokamous.jpg

(cousin Larry will never understand your Saturday Night Fever.)


King of Rock II will be

Mr. Burns

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/5-MrBurns.jpg


Auton

Harry Potter

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/5-HarryPotter.jpg

(that's uncanny the Cheat. You're really coming into your own.)

[ToucanSpam]

me

[StrongBad]

Series #6


okay kids. It's time for another thrilling round of I make fun of you to the delight of all of the desperately bored people.

First we have an oldie but goodie. Sorry to those of you who've seen this one before.

it's Bob as...

Captain Nerdjob Truckhumper

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/6-CaptainNerdjob.jpg

(the days when you could drive your truck around without a gascap lock are OVER!)


Alruggs' boobs are...

Mysterious Deep Sea Creature!

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/6-DeepSeaCreature.jpg

(sorry you'll have to spend the whole night laying on your side but that's the sacrifice we make for our art.)


Mr_Complex...

has a devil's haircut in his mind

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/6-Beck.jpg



Okay. I've got a feeling you were all expecting this one eventually.

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/6-Norm.jpg



okay. Take us home the Cheat. I'll just dance around while the band plays out.

Logic...

Spawn's alter-ego Al Simmons

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/6-AlSimmons.jpg

(good job with the cuttin' and the pastin' there the Cheat.)


ericka is...

dump dump duuuuuuun :: pause for dramatic effect ::

The Lone Ranger

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/6-LoneRanger.jpg

(high-ho Silver. Away! See you nerds later.)

[StrongBad]

me

The party's over. It ended quite a while ago. Somebody should have woken you up and told you. Or you should stop drinking imports when you're not used to it.

me toos

You're series 8. Try to pay attention.

[King PSYZ]

my bad

[StrongBad]

Series #7


okay i'll do one more series after this one.

ready?

okay. miss soul fire you'll be

Flo

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/7-Flo.jpg

(i know. i know. kiss your gritts. hihihihihi)



minton will be...

ready?

Veruca Salt

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/7-VerucaSalt.jpg

(the original one. not the ever so slightly popular band.)


okay. now we have a very special one.

Adam and Miss Mudhoney are...

Conjoined Morons

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/7-Conjoined.jpg


The Notorious LOMO

Street Fighter Guy

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/7-StreetFightinDan.jpg

(Don't worry guy. I'm on the lookout for one of those padded muscle suits so you can pull it off.)


Frank Black gets to go as...

Mr. VanDriessen

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/7-MrVanDriessen.jpg

(gently stumming your hippy guitar as you canoe down the gently flowing stream. You're totally welcome.)


and now...

Tulla...

starring as Jack Nicolson starring as the Joker

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/7-Joker.jpg

Okay. It's been fun. One last set coming up on Wednesday.

Q: How do you keep a bunch of nerds in suspense?

[miss soul fire]

I've never looked so hotttt.:p

[StrongBad]

Series #8


Alright okay then... yes. Very well. So there are a lot of people I haven't gotten to yet and not much time left to get everyone so everybody hold on to your hats... unless you have one of those hats like BigBlu89 in which case you might be alright with it flying off and getting lost forever... anyway, are you people ready... because ready or not... here... we... go......

beastieangel01, Beth, venusvenus123, bgirl2001 & fern ARE

The Cast of The Facts of Life

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-FactsOfLife.jpg

(remember. There's safety in numbers, so please try to keep fern from getting his bag snatched ladies)


tejana, BeastieGuy and kll ARE

Three random nerds on some street corner

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-BeastieBoys.jpg

(the NEW style!)


echewta and psyzmacgraphs ARE

Mad Jack and Grizzly Adams

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-MadJackGrizzlyAdams.jpg

(try to keep from walking into walls without your glasses echewta)


Heiress' boyfriend Rob, Ralph Wiggum, btowngoirish & Tzar ARE

Could be Worse Fellas

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-Goodfellas.jpg

(Oh...do I amuse you? Is this amusing to you?)



adrockmelanie, JimmyJrg, DroppinScience, nines & Enzo:

Scooby Doo and the Funky Bunch

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-ScoobyDoo.jpg

(yeah, yeah, i know. In a perfect world Steger would have gotten to be shaggy. Oh well. What'cha gonna' do?)


insertnamehere, QueenofBoggle, SobaViolence, paul jones, TacoZip & Nastee are

sort of friends (but not really)

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-Friends.jpg


and I threw together one last one for good luck.


QueenAdr0ck, Boss Hoss, Jane*, Afronaut, p-branez, TAL, spacemonkey, phatpat & Willmac ARE

SuperDORKS (or Super Nerd Squad (or something like that))

http://www.planetjunk.org/nerds/8-SuperNerdLeague.jpg

(Come up with your own names but i like to go with: Gigantica, Sucky Haircut Guy, Sucky Haircut Ally Girl, BatLush, Pez DispenserHead Boy, Floating Head Guy, Not Afraid to look Stupid-Man, Totally Flamin' and IceClaw)


Done. Thank you, thank you. No. Please. You're too kind.

[beastieangel01]

I totally forgot about that Facts of Life one. :D*saved