Old Interview

[Farrah]

Does anyone have old beastie interviews? Like from the '80s. Wouldn't it be interesting to read those, like how they've changed.

[rumpshakah85]

Ive read a few they are very interesting, but mca said that their whole beer drinking dont give a crap image during liscence to ill was a joke. they might just be saying that cos their embarassed.

[RiCeBoY102]

Ive read a few they are very interesting, but mca said that their whole beer drinking dont give a crap image during liscence to ill was a joke. they might just be saying that cos their embarassed.

I'm sure thats why they didnt put any licensed to ill videos in the DVD set (!) .

[Farrah]

Ive read a few they are very interesting, but mca said that their whole beer drinking dont give a crap image during liscence to ill was a joke. they might just be saying that cos their embarassed.

If its interesting, post it. please. I need entertainment.

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Here's a transcript of their 87 interview with Howard Stern. It's almost 30 minutes and it's only half of the interview, it's really an hour. It's funny though and it show just how silly they were back then.

Howard Stern - Gary, what are you an idiot? You see the three guys here, set up their microphones!

Gary - We don't have 3 microphones!

Adam Horovitz (Adrock) - Yeah...

Howard Stern - Yes we do! Where's microphone four, you can have Scott bring it in.

Adrock - There's only two in there...

Michael Diamond (Mike D) - Which one's Fred?

Gary - There was a microphone four...

Adam Yauch (MCA) - Wait, which one's Fred?

Mike D - Where's Fred?

Gary - That's Fred.

Howard Stern - That's Fred.

Mike D - Alright Fred. (MCA - Fred!) Good to see ya, sourman.

Howard Stern - Ah, you guys like Fred, huh?

Adrock - We love Fred.

Robin - Fred Vance, alright!

Howard Stern - Fred Vance! (Adrock - He's great.) You like him now, huh.
Hey, don't get on the wrong side, I don't care how crazy
you guys are, that guy'll kill ya.

Robin - This man chops down trees, don't mess with him.

Howard Stern - This man chops down trees.

MCA - With his teeth!
(Mike D says something, I can't really catch the first part and only got "...from what I understand." He was talking at the
same time as Yauch -- They crosstalk ALOT)

Howard Stern - And the guy makes a lot of money too, he could've like gotten a gardener to do it but he'd rather do
it himself.

Mike D - The guy could've been a very uh, profitable lumberjack, instead.

Howard Stern - That's right.

Mike D - Maybe he should call up that employment agency you were talking about earlier.

Howard Stern - Uh, Quantum.

Robin - Quantum Personal.

MCA - Can I just ask about the time that uh, a woman came on here and set her breasts on fire?

Mike D - On fire.

Howard Stern - Yeah, you want to know how she did it?

Mike D - Yes.

MCA - I just, I want to hear about it a lot (laughter in the background) cause it was the most awesome thing I ever heard...

Mike D - Blow for blow, here.

Howard Stern - Well sure, I'll tell you about that but first let me tell you about this --

Robin - Wanna make her apart of the tour? (laughs)

Howard Stern - Yeah, you guys might wanna hook up with her.

Mike D - Yeah she, well you know, she might charge too much money.

MCA - She sounds like my kind of lady.

(laughter)

Howard Stern - I heard about your live show. I heard that you guys um...you get babes to take off their tops.

Adrock - (clears throat) All lies.

Mike D - All lies. All lies.

Howard Stern - You never get babes to light their breasts on fire?

Robin - Never ask for bras?

Mike D - No, all lies.

MCA - I never...yet...set a woman's breast on fire.

Howard & Robin - Alright.

Mike D - I have to say right now that we're getting a third microphone in here so this is NOT the bargain basement of a
radio station.

Howard Stern - There you go. Oh, yes it is, I take uh, umbrance (???)...Umbridge, excuse me. It is the bargain basement of
radio that you thought it was.

Robin - Yeah, this microphone is just for play it doesn't work.

Mike D - (testing out the micrphone) Check. Check. Check. Check.

MCA - Is this mic working here?

Howard Stern - Hey Scott, see if you can bring in the mister microphone also...because this is a bargain basement. Anyway,
let me talk to you about dial-a-mattress.

Mike D - Is that Scott? Let's give Scott a hand. (Claps)

MCA & Adrock - (distorted) M - A - T - T - R - E - S (Mike D joins) And leave the last S off for savings...always.

Howard Stern - Ay, you dudes are rapping! I like that...

(Robin laughs)

Howard Stern - I love it when you guys rap and that song by the way. Now what happened, did you guys write that song?

Mike D - We are in fact writers of that song.

MCA - Yeah, we did that.

Robin - And it was your idea to pause like that.

Howard Stern - That pause, man. You know what I'm talking about? (Robin - Cause that's where the genius is.) You know what
I'm talking about? That pause.

Mike D - It was kinda like us and Budweiser -- (Yauch cuts him off)

MCA - It came to me in a dream.

Howard Stern - Did it? It's beautiful, man.

Robin - Incredible.

Adrock - It's that pause.

Howard Stern - That's good man, I like that.

Mike D - It's that special pause button we installed in Yauch's brain.

Howard Stern - It's perfect. Anyway, let me tell you about dial-a-mattress. This is the greates-- Hey, which one of you
dudes is going out with Molly Ringwald? It says here she uses dial-a-mattress...

Mike D - No comment. No comment.

Howard Stern - What do you mean no comment?

MCA - We discussed this earlier and we decided no comment.

Howard Stern - What, on Molly?

Mike D - No comment.

Robin - On the mattress?

Howard Stern - On the mattress or Molly?

Mike D - Well, both.

MCA - Both. Especially the two related.

Howard Stern - Hey man, that's the kind of thing you're proud of!

Robin - Yeah!

Howard Stern - That's major! You guys are now tooky bandits! (laughter) C'mon! C'mon, get with it, that's great stuff!
That's the kind of stuff I like to see young guys doing.

MCA - (changes the subject) Why does it say Urban Blight on the wall?

Howard Stern - What is Urban Blight?

MCA - That's a band. They're old friends of ours.

Robin - They're the winners of the KROQ Rumble

(All at the same time)
Mike D - Whoa!
MCA - Yay!
Adrock - Alright.

MCA - Round of applause for them.

Adrock - Round of applause for Urban Blight (claps)

Howard Stern - Yes, they win.

Mike D - Does that involve like physical violence?

Howard Stern - Oh yeah, oh yes.

(crosstalk)
MCA - How come she has to stay in the other room? I always hear her on the radio and I never realized that she had to be
in the other room.

Adrock - Howard, why do you keep her in the other room?

Robin - Because you notice there's a difference, right?

Adrock - Ohhhh....

Howard Stern - There's a difference between us.

Robin - Yes.

Howard Stern - She's a woman and we're men. (Robin laughs) Men like to just sorta--

Mike D - See, cause a lot of people --

MCA - We keep our women in cages.

Howard Stern - (Picking up from what he last said before he was interrupted) Because -- you guys didn't know this but I'm a
homosexual and I like to have young boys like you guys around me so that I can put the moves on ya...

MCA - Alright Howard! At least we got that out in the clear.

Howard Stern - Heh.

Mike D - You know Howard, probably a lot of people listening to your show don't realize that you keep Robin in sort of a
pigsty.

(I'll keep finishing it in the form of a post)

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Howard Stern - That's right.

Mike D - Straw on the floor, dirt...

Howard Stern - That's true

Robin - That's it. That's my life.

Howard Stern - That keeps her in line, that way her ego doesn't get out of control.

(Adrock & Robin laugh)

Howard Stern - Let me just say that uh dial-a-mattress and -- you guys don't need to comment on this but Molly Ringwald uses
dial-a-mattress.

Robin - Uh huh.

Howard Stern - It's what it says here, swear to God (The boys laugh)She ordered her Mattress from dial-a-mattress.
212 mattress, 201 mattress, or 516 mattress.

Robin - I wonder what number she called.

Howard Stern - I think 212 mattress.

Robin - Yeah? But then again she could've tried to trick'em!

Howard Stern - Well, she does have a lot of money maybe she just made a toll call anyway and called 516 mattress.
You guys would know but you're not saying anything!

MCA - Do you think she left off the last S for savings?

Howard Stern - Oh yeah, for sure. Or maybe for schtop(???) Which one of you guys are doing, I don't know which one!

(They all laugh)

Robin - Or maybe for step because she does stand in vomit!

Howard Stern - Robin said she saw her walking into vomit--

MCA - What did she say?

Howard Stern - Robin saw Molly walking into vomit.

Robin - No, I didn't see it, Gary saw it.

Howard Stern - Gary was walking down the street and Molly was nervous cause she didn't want people recognizing her, so as
she was walking, it was like St. Patrick's Day and some guy had vomited and she accidentally walked into the
vomit.

Robin - Just standing there.

MCA - I don't believe that's true.

Mike D - I don't believe that's true but we did see our bus driver step in a really big pile of steaming hot horse manure
last night...

(Adrock laughs)

Howard Stern - And where were you guys, how come you didn't come to the New York Music Awards this Saturday?

MCA - We were in DC last night.

Mike D - Last night, we were in the nation's capital and it was pretty cool --

Howard Stern - You did a show?

Mike D - Yeah but they wouldn't - we played at the Capital Center and they wouldn't let us do our normal show or else we
would've have to give $50,000 to UNISEF.

Howard Stern - (In disbelief) What?

MCA - It's this special new ploy to try and make us stop having the uh, 20 foot hydraulic inflatable Penis.

Howard Stern - Oh really?

MCA - And they uh --

Howard Stern - Even I'm trying to get you guys to stop doing that.

Robin - (laughing) Drop that act.

Howard Stern - No, that's excellent. I read about that, I said boy that's uh, that's a good- in fact,
it sort of resembles our live show.

Robin - Yes, but theirs worked I'm sure.

Howard Stern - Yeah, our's didn't work. Our's was supposed to spray confetti out of the top but of course it didn't.

MCA - Yeah, we thought of stuff like that and we decided that just the 20 foot Penis itself was just enough.

Mike D - Says it all right there.

Howard Stern - Alright.

Robin - That is awesome, you have to admit.

Howard Stern - So what happened, you weren't allowed to use that in Washington?

Mike D - Yeah, these Washington wives got together (Howard Stern - Seriously? MCA - Yeah) and wrote a bunch of letters
into some newspapers..

Howard - So what did you do? Your whole show is uh -- Were you able to take the beer and spread it all over girls and stuff?

MCA - We uh, we did have the beer, but um...

Mike D - We did have the beer, we just y'know had a basic uh --

Adrock - We weren't allowed to curse, we weren't allowed to bring girls on stage...

Robin - How could you do your songs?

Howard Stern - Alot of your songs have foul words in them (MCA - It was really weird) You weren't allowed to use the words?

Adrock - Changed the words.

Mike D - We had to change the lyrics to suit the.. Washington wives.

MCA - What we did was we drank a lot of beer and we tried to forget and then we smoked opium all the way home on the bus to try to forget.

(Robin starts laughing)

Howard Stern - Really? (Adrock - Oh wait, no wait. You left out...) Sounds like my limo Saturday night.

MCA - And did whippets.

Adrock - You left out the best part of the show last night though.

Howard Stern - Whaddya do.

MCA - We did disco dancing.

Mike D - We did a lot of disco dancing last night.

MCA - We've decided that we're gonna bring back disco dancing back to America and that's what, that's what -

Howard Stern - Alright.

Robin - Please, please, please leave it alone.

Howard Stern - Now, how d'you guys like, how d'you guys get into this man. Cause you guys are pretty young now
and your really successful.

Robin - What were you doing before because I don't think... (pause)

MCA - (changes the subject YET again) Whatever happened to the days of disco 92. You think we could just play Night Fever
here?

Howard Stern - Sure.

Mike D - Can we just bust Night Fever on the people out there?

Howard Stern - Hey, disco 92 is a real sensitive area around here because uh that, when the people who bought this station
bought this station had elevenshare.

Robin - Yes.

Howard Stern - And they ruined it.

(At the same time)
Mike D - You see?
MCA - What happened?

Robin - And the thing is people are still calling it...(Howard and Robin together) KTU.

(At the same time)
Mike D - Cause that's what happens.
Adrock - Is Paco around or what.

Howard Stern - Paco's gone, man.

Robin - We don't know where he is.

Howard Stern - We don't know where he is but he's a good dude.
He used to have those Paco pantie parties, they were excellent.

(They all laugh)

MCA - Remember when they used to have those pictures of Paco on the side of the bus?

(crosstalk)

Howard Stern - That's why they lost the elevenshare.

Mike D - I'd like to say that Paco was our main homeboy.

(crosstalk)

Adrock - (In a latin accent) To all the Spanish ladies out there this is Paco. (laughs)

Howard Stern - Hey, listen man. I wrote a song - you know as a matter of fact, I didn't write the song parody,
Fred wrote the song parody for this one.

Mike D - Not Fred again.
(laughter in the background)

Howard Stern - Yep.

Mike D - Fred.

Howard Stern - Instead of --

MCA - Fred's a maniac for sure.

Howard Stern - Instead of "Fight For Your Right" it's --

MCA - It's "Chewing Down Trees"

Howard Stern - It's "Hey Dwight, Your Nose is Too White Inside To Play Baseball"

(At the same time)
Mike D - Hey...
Adrock - Ay, Ay, Ay, C'mon!

Mike D - He might of had a few accidents but we're still #1 okay you guys, (Howard Stern - That's right) let's not forget this.

MCA - I think the best thing about this show is that it's mean.

Robin & Howard - Yeah.

MCA - I mean, poor Dwight, think of the poor guy.

Robin - Poor?

Adrock - I don't know, you'd never see Yesi Orasco (???) uh, uh, skiing would'ya now?

Mike D - Yeah, look at the belly on the guy.

Howard & Adrock - That's right.

MCA - Sneaky pouch. I think we're talking sneaky pouch here.

Adrock - Yeah, you wouldn't see Orasco --

(The Beastie Boys crosstalk about sneaky pouches and baseball for like 5 seconds)

Robin - Yeah, what are they talking about?

Howard Stern - You know what it is, I sorta feel like I'm in a John Hughes movie right now, (laughter in the background)
And I'm just watching.

MCA - You know it's funny because you are, Howard.

Howard Stern - I am in a John Hughes movie right now.

MCA - You live in a John Hughes movie.

Howard Stern - Yeah.

Mike D - Howard, just what kind of sneaky pouch fantasy world are you involved with? (laughter)

Howard Stern - You know what I need to do? I need to go around to high schools --

Robin - And find the lingo.

Howard Stern - And just hear some lingo and then write a movie about it.

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Robin - The new lingo.

Howard Stern - That's what John Hughes does. He probably gets dressed up in a trench coat, hangs out by the fence, by uh,
by a junior high, listens to kids saying a couple of cool words like "dweeb"...

(crosstalk)

Adrock - Howard stands around Junior high school fences and just watches... (laughs)

Howard Stern - Hey, just cause I told you that... you don't have to tell everyone. That's the kinda stuff you keep secret. I'm
a lot like Jerry Lee Lewis, I like'em young.

(At the same time)
MCA - Ahh, Jerry Lee!
Mike D - Aww yeah!

MCA - One of the great influences on The Beastie Boys.

Howard Stern - Not musically, you mean just personal lives.

MCA - No, no. Sexually.

Mike D - The way he shot out Elvis' house-

MCA - Jerry Lee showed up at Elvis' house and shot out all of his new video surveillance cameras right when he got them.

Robin - Oh, that's good.

Howard Stern - So, how'd ya guys, you know-

Robin - Get into this Rap thing...

Howard Stern - Yeah, how did you get into this thing man because uh - How much have you made, how much money
have you guys made? You must be making millions! You guys are going to be set for life!

Robin - Most of you don't even have beards yet!

Howard Stern - Yeah, you guys bearly have beards!...

Mike D - I'm working on mine...

Howard Stern - I know! And you're gonna be-- Well you got a beard.

MCA - Yeah, I do I'm the uh-

Robin - You really do because I thought that you maybe drew that in... (laughs)

Howard Stern - You must be 20...

Mike D - He's the hairy member of the group.

Howard Stern - I know. I'm saying hey man, look at you guys. How young you are, you're going to be able to retire in 2 years
if this keeps up, which I think it will.

Mike D - Well Howard, I was wondering like, I just wanted to ask you (laughter)

Howard - These guys have the #1 album!

Robin - Yeah! Yeah, they're #1!

Howard Stern - The #1, how does that feel man? You guys have the #1 album!

MCA - It's pretty awesome.

Mike D - I don't think we really care--

Howard Stern - Get lost, you don't care..

Mike D - But what I want to know about Howard is like you know, since we are so young and everything, what's it feel like
when you know, you get older and you can--

Howard Stern - It's pretty sad. (laughter) It's pretty sad when your're 33 and you're still doing radio.

Robin - This is the best time of your life, enjoy it.

Howard Stern - Yeah, believe me.

Mike D - Have you ever like touched a girls...you know...

Howard Stern - Breasts?

MCA - On fire?

Howard Stern - Yeah. I've seen it all my friends.

MCA - Did you ever light your hands on fire and grab a woman's breast? (laughter)

Howard Stern - Yeah, I've done that. Sure, I'm 33, I've done it all. (laughter)

Mike D - Have you ever actually, you know, all the way...

Howard Stern - Been with a woman?

Mike D - Been with a girl, been with a woman...?

Howard Stern - Yes, I have.

Adrock - Tell us Howard, what's it like?

Howard Stern - Hey, listen you guys, don't give me that. I'm no putz. Let me tell ya something boys. I know you're get-so you're getting
some sex now, big deal. Everybody's had it. (Laughter)

Robin - Everybody's face is clear. We can see that.

Howard Stern - Yeah, you better wear condoms. I got news for ya - you'll end up dead. All that money and you'll be dead with
the AIDS.

Mike D - We get 2 dozen free every night we play!

Howard Stern - I can't believe these guys, these guys are probably bigger tooky bandits than anyone--

Robin - What do they do, do they line the girls up-

Adrock - Sneaky took! (cracks up)

Mike D - Sneaky Took! (Everybody laughs)

Robin - Do they line'em up and pick'em out or what?

Howard Stern - Yeah, what do you do, how do you work that way.

MCA - Dave Scilken, Dave Scilken does the uh, first order of um --

Adrock - Sneaky tookin' (laughs)

MCA - Snookin teaking (laughs)

Mike D - We get a schematic diagram--

Howard - What happens after the concert you see some good looking babes and what you do you have them go out back?

Mike D - No, it's during the concert. See, we get a schematic diagram of every arena.

Adrock - Sneaky schematic.

MCA - We got this idea from Bon Jovi, who got it from, or was it... Who was it who was talking about this--

(At the same time)
Mike D - Motley Crew, Motley Crew. Roth.
Adrock - We got the idea from Bon Jovi to punch ourselves in the face (laughs)

MCA - Yeah, Motley Crew got it from David Lee Roth and we got it-

Mike D - And we go it from Ponce De Leon.

Howard Stern - Wow, so you guys are getting some major tooky, right?

Adrock - (Interrupts) Hey! Howard, I just noticed that you have an autographed Hooters album on your wall.

Mike D - Hooters! Hooters! Hooters!

MCA - Aw, the Hooters! Everybody loves'em.

Howard Stern - Well, I don't know them. They're too good to come on my show.

MCA - Not one of the most manly groups.

Adrock - Nice hairdos.

Mike D - There's a band with great big --

Howard Stern - Hooters.

Mike D - Hooters.

Howard Stern - Hey, let me ask you boys something --

Robin - Where are they gonna take this? I mean you can't do this forever.. (Mike D & Adrock laugh)

Howard Stern - Yeah, what's the next album, you got a new song?

MCA - We've decided that we're going to combine, uh, disco dancing (Mike D belches) with uh, the beatnik era.

Howard Stern - Are you working on a new album?

MCA - So we're gonna be looking kind of Beatnik and sounding kind of like the Bee Gees and it's sorta --

Howard Stern - Is there like a lot of pressure on you guys to come up with a new record? I mean like, are your parents
bugging you to come up with a new record?

MCA - My mom just screams at me all the time.

Mike D - It's relentless. My calls me up everyday "Michael, Michael, How's the new album coming!"

Howard Stern - But your moms must be really proud of ya.

Mike D - She's jealous of me.

Howard Stern - At first they probably thought you were real-

MCA - My mom played drums on the last album and uh...she's gonna be playing a little bit of lead. She played the lead in
"No Sleep til Brooklyn"

(At the same time)
Mike D - Yo, you know a lot of people don't know it..
Adrock - She did so many human beatbox work with uh -- (laughter)

Mike D - A lot of people don't know it but my mom can walk barefoot on hot coals.

Howard Stern - Can she light her breasts on fire?

Mike D - No, no, thats to-

Howard Stern - That's too bad. Hey but listen-

Adrock - Hey, tell him to leave your mom out of this (laughs)

Mike D - Yo, leave my mom out of this.

Howard Stern - (laughs) Alright. So, are you guys saving your money and stuff?

Adrock - Shaving it.

Mike D - Shaving? My money?

Adrock - No, we're doing a lot of drugs so that we can be dead within the next 2 months.

Howard Stern - Well, there ya go.

Mike D - There's already a lot of rumors about all 3 of us having died of drug overdose.

MCA - We figured if we're all dead in a week, we'll be immortalized like uh, James Dean or somebody, or Jimi Hendrix.

Howard Stern - Well, there ya go. There's the ultimate Beastie Boys-

Robin - Some aspiration they have.

MCA - Or whoever that soccer team is who died...
Adrock - (discreetly) Pele.

Howard Stern - The video is excellent by the way for uh, "Fight For Your Right", that's real good man, I like that a lot.

Robin - Oh, you want to be immortal? Crash into the Andes and then eat each other.

MCA - We might do that.

Howard Stern - They've done that.

Mike D - We were looking into that.

Howard Stern - They're a little young yet to be doing that.

MCA - We've researched the idea of eating each other and we just decided it was too-

Howard Stern - You guys have to be pretty happy now you have famous girlfriends and you're you know-

Robin - You got to go to the Academy Awards.

Howard Stern - Yeah, that's got to be pretty decent for ya.

MCA - Good clean American fun.

Mike D - I have to say that the Grammy's was maybe one of the most boring nights of my life.

Howard Stern - Really. Was it bad?

Adrock - I was bored just watching it (I can't figure out what he finishes off saying. His voice is very hoarse)

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Mike D - It was just sooooo boring, Howard.

Adrock - It was sneaky boring.

Mike D - It was sooooooo boring.

Howard Stern - What happened, did you guys graduate high school?

Adrock - I did.

Mike D - I did!

Howard Stern - And what happened, then you went right into rock n' roll?

Mike D - Well, yeah...

MCA - I went to college for a little bit.

Howard Stern - You did?

MCA - Uh huh.

Robin - Where'dya go.

MCA - Bard. Bard College.

(At the same time)
Mike D - They have a lot of hairy girls there
MCA - Pretty awesome

(Adrock laughs)

MCA - A lot of LSD, a lot of hairy women. One of these little uh, tiny colleges sort of like Bennington. Hippie style.

(crosstalk)

Howard Stern - Hippie style college? Where your major is like building a suit of armor.

MCA - Yes, definitely.

(laughter)

Howard Stern - So they still go those.

Mike D - Speaking of suits of armor, we're going to have lots of suits of armor in the film. In fact, I'm gonna wear a suit
of armor halfway through--

Howard - What, are you making a film?

(At the same time)
Mike D - Yeah, in the summer.
MCA - In the Beastie Boys film, yeah we already finished the script and uh, as it turns out, Mike D ends up trapped in a suit
of armor for a good portion of the film.

Adrock - It's funny because we push him down a flight of steps with the suit of armor.

Howard - Who wrote the film?

MCA - We did.

Howard - Did you write it?

Mike D - We did, we did.

Howard - Who put up the money for that, Paramount?

MCA - We haven't made the deal yet. We're uh-

Howard - Oh, you just wrote the movie.

MCA - We're sending the script to Hollywood...

Robin - Are you using your own money?

Howard - You using your own money?

(crosstalk)

MCA - We're gonna let Hollywood fight over who gets to make the movie.

Howard - I see.

Adrock - Maybe we'll go with the Dark Brothers who make many porno movies...

Mike D - That's the kind of budget we're looking for.

Howard - Alright, well this is fascinating!

Robin - Isn't it.

(laughter)

Robin - What is the thing with the car chain tires...

Howard - Well, that's sort of a goof on the whole Run DMC thing, isn't it?

Mike D - It's more that it's the people's wagon, Howard and we're looking out for the kids. A lot of people don't realize that.

MCA - It's the kids wagon. People's kids wagon... (laughs)

Adrock - It's a sneaky wagon.

Mike D - It's a sneaky pouch wagon..

Howard - I tell ya what, let me do some commercials and then we're going to do some uh, rapping.

Robin - And I want to ask about Joan Rivers.

Howard - What about her.

MCA - What about her.

Mike D & Adrock - S'ohhhh! Let's leave Joan outta this...

(laughter)

Howard - What happened?

MCA - Joan was really great. She was a lovely, lovely woman.

Howard - What happended, you goofed on her?

MCA - I always hated her until we actually went on the show and met her and then I thought she was cool.

Adrock - She's from Brooklyn.

Mike D - Listen, Joan parties like you would never imagine.

Howard - Really.

Mike D - I tell ya...

(crosstalk)

Howard - What happened with Joan Rivers, Robin?

Robin - I don't know, I heard they took over the show, I didn't actually see the show, like they threw Joan out, took over
her desk-

Howard - It's not a bad idea considering her ratings.

(Howard and Robin go on and on and on about Fox Shows. The Beasties stay silent until MCA pops the question)

MCA - What are they talking about?

Adrock - We didn't see any of the shows.

Howard - The new Fox shows.

Mike D - Nobody saw any of these shows except you guys.

Robin - Yeah, we were the only one's who saw them-

MCA - I was just spacing out and I don't even know what we're talking about here.

(crosstalk)

Mike D - Oh, Joan Rivers, you know, I was just gonna say you know, you figure for like a 90 - 95 year old woman...She was lookin'-

(laughter)

Robin - She was looking kinda hot!

Howard - I went over and met with her at Westbury Music Fair man, and I thought close up, I think I would do it with her.

(laughter)

MCA - She looked exquiste, I think is the word-

Mike D - So Howard, are you trying to say with Joan Rivers you might just throw the "D"?


(And that's all I have for right now...I'll try and finish and update this thread when I can)

[Mido]

I have that interview in mp3 format if anyone wants it. Just PM or e-mail me.

[Farrah]

I have that interview in mp3 format if anyone wants it. Just PM or e-mail me.
do you have the whole thing?

[computer_action]

I have that interview in mp3 format if anyone wants it. Just PM or e-mail me.

Yeah, good idea. Do you have the full version? I only have half of it.

[zoejones]

In one of the threads regarding Howard Stern someone (sorry I forget who) posted a link to his site which had the Howard Stern interview. I don't think it's up any more. It's the first 30 minutes (give or take a few) of the interview. Does anyone have the full version?

On a side note, I thought it was interesting to hear that MCA went to Bard. It's like 40 minutes from where I live, and from what I know it's pretty prestigious. It's one of the schools I was thinking of going to, but I don't think I've quite got the SAT scores or um, money...

[SpuffyRJ]

Mike D - It was just sooooo boring, Howard.

Adrock - It was sneaky boring.

Mike D - It was sooooooo boring.

Howard Stern - What happened, did you guys graduate high school?

Adrock - I did.

Mike D - I did!

Howard Stern - And what happened, then you went right into rock n' roll?

Mike D - Well, yeah...

MCA - I went to college for a little bit.

Howard Stern - You did?

MCA - Uh huh.

Robin - Where'dya go.

MCA - Bard. Bard College.

(At the same time)
Mike D - They have a lot of hairy girls there
MCA - Pretty awesome

(Adrock laughs)

MCA - A lot of LSD, a lot of hairy women. One of these little uh, tiny colleges sort of like Bennington. Hippie style.

(crosstalk)

Howard Stern - Hippie style college? Where your major is like building a suit of armor.

MCA - Yes, definitely.

(laughter)

Howard Stern - So they still go those.

Mike D - Speaking of suits of armor, we're going to have lots of suits of armor in the film. In fact, I'm gonna wear a suit
of armor halfway through--

Howard - What, are you making a film?

(At the same time)
Mike D - Yeah, in the summer.
MCA - In the Beastie Boys film, yeah we already finished the script and uh, as it turns out, Mike D ends up trapped in a suit
of armor for a good portion of the film.

Adrock - It's funny because we push him down a flight of steps with the suit of armor.

Howard - Who wrote the film?

MCA - We did.

Howard - Did you write it?

Mike D - We did, we did.

Howard - Who put up the money for that, Paramount?

MCA - We haven't made the deal yet. We're uh-

Howard - Oh, you just wrote the movie.

MCA - We're sending the script to Hollywood...

Robin - Are you using your own money?

Howard - You using your own money?

(crosstalk)

MCA - We're gonna let Hollywood fight over who gets to make the movie.

Howard - I see.

Adrock - Maybe we'll go with the Dark Brothers who make many porno movies...

Mike D - That's the kind of budget we're looking for.

Howard - Alright, well this is fascinating!

Robin - Isn't it.

(laughter)

Robin - What is the thing with the car chain tires...

Howard - Well, that's sort of a goof on the whole Run DMC thing, isn't it?

Mike D - It's more that it's the people's wagon, Howard and we're looking out for the kids. A lot of people don't realize that.

MCA - It's the kids wagon. People's kids wagon... (laughs)

Adrock - It's a sneaky wagon.

Mike D - It's a sneaky pouch wagon..

Howard - I tell ya what, let me do some commercials and then we're going to do some uh, rapping.

Robin - And I want to ask about Joan Rivers.

Howard - What about her.

MCA - What about her.

Mike D & Adrock - S'ohhhh! Let's leave Joan outta this...

(laughter)

Howard - What happened?

MCA - Joan was really great. She was a lovely, lovely woman.

Howard - What happended, you goofed on her?

MCA - I always hated her until we actually went on the show and met her and then I thought she was cool.

Adrock - She's from Brooklyn.

Mike D - Listen, Joan parties like you would never imagine.

Howard - Really.

Mike D - I tell ya...

(crosstalk)

Howard - What happened with Joan Rivers, Robin?

Robin - I don't know, I heard they took over the show, I didn't actually see the show, like they threw Joan out, took over
her desk-

Howard - It's not a bad idea considering her ratings.

(Howard and Robin go on and on and on about Fox Shows. The Beasties stay silent until MCA pops the question)

MCA - What are they talking about?

Adrock - We didn't see any of the shows.

Howard - The new Fox shows.

Mike D - Nobody saw any of these shows except you guys.

Robin - Yeah, we were the only one's who saw them-

MCA - I was just spacing out and I don't even know what we're talking about here.

(crosstalk)

Mike D - Oh, Joan Rivers, you know, I was just gonna say you know, you figure for like a 90 - 95 year old woman...She was lookin'-

(laughter)

Robin - She was looking kinda hot!

Howard - I went over and met with her at Westbury Music Fair man, and I thought close up, I think I would do it with her.

(laughter)

MCA - She looked exquiste, I think is the word-

Mike D - So Howard, are you trying to say with Joan Rivers you might just throw the "D"?


(And that's all I have for right now...I'll try and finish and update this thread when I can)

thanks for typing all that up. must've taken a while lol

[SpuffyRJ]

I have that interview in mp3 format if anyone wants it. Just PM or e-mail me.
i'd like to hear it.

[computer_action]

thanks for typing all that up. must've taken a while lol

And it's not even all of it! I have the file as well, if you want it, I'd be more than glad to send it to you. I guess there's only half of the interview available online. I'm thinking it's orginally an hour long.

[liberty_a320]

If you've seen the Beastiography MTV showed back in 1998, you'd understand the whole image thing, back when they were still with Def Jam. As for old interviews, I know Spin magazine republished an interview during their 20th anniversary issue. When I find it, I'll post it here.

[SpuffyRJ]

And it's not even all of it! I have the file as well, if you want it, I'd be more than glad to send it to you. I guess there's only half of the interview available online. I'm thinking it's orginally an hour long.
the whole file? cause that'd be much appreciated lol

[alexandra]

thanks for taking your time typing all that computer_action! (y)

[Farrah]

thanks man, that was really nice of you.

[liberty_a320]

I know Spin magazine republished an interview during their 20th anniversary issue. When I find it, I'll post it here.

I was mistaken... it's actually excerpts of retrospectives from 1994 and 1998 that were republished in 2000. Since I took the time to scan it, I'll post it here anyway.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/liberty_a320/spin_retrospective.jpg

[Farrah]

thanks. cool (y)

[dansemy]

I believe I may have uncovered the equivalent of the Zapruder film for Beastiephiles. I have on VHS an interview with the Beastie Boys from either late '84 or Early '85 on the "Scott and Gary Show" from Manhattan Cable Access. To give you an idea how old it is, Kate Shellenbach is still in the band (no John Barry). The songs performed are Egg Raid on Mogo and some other Pollywog Stew stuff. It's definitely the oldest B-boy interview footage I've ever seen; awkward blackmail type material. If anyone knows any more about this, please share with me your info. Otherwise, if someone in the New York area wants to digitize the interview and put it up on here, let me know and we'll go from there.

The show also has footage of very young Butthole Surfers on their first visit to NY and tripping on acid in the studio. Gibby is in rare form.

[Farrah]

so does anyone have the audio of the howard stern interview?

[Chicka B]

Damn, I can't believe this thread is from 2 years ago! :eek: But yeah, if anyone has that interview it would be very interesting to hear.

[Friis gal]

I got a part of it, but KENNY GUIDO says he got it all...

[alexandra]

and i've been on his ass several times, but he still won't post it.

[Spanky1]

anybody got the mp3?

[pm0ney]

http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/shadrock/articles.html

Theres a site with a TON of really, really great Beastie Boys interviews from the 80s and 90s. I actually got it from this message board like 5 or 6 years ago.

[ggirlballa]

edit: whoops