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Rich Cheney
07-20-2004, 08:32 AM
Beastie Boys: "Ch-Check It Out (Just Blaze Remix)"
Twilight of your career? Meet a supernova amongst producers. Grasping at relevance? Meet a man at the top of his game. Buddhists, meet the Temple of the Blunt. Wisely ditching trendier DJs (i.e. Fatboy Slim on Hello Nasty's "Body Movin'"), The Beastie Boys have chosen someone with a little more hip-hop on his resume for the remix B-side to their new album's first single: Just Blaze, longtime beatmaker (and hitmaker) for Snoop, DMX, Fabolous, and Jay-Z's entire Rocafella stable. It was their best hire since Spike Jonze: Blaze re-imagines "Ch-Check It Out" as the old-school soundbomb it should have been.
Riding the wave of hip-hop cowbell revivalism that Rick Rubin begat on "99 Problems", Blaze peels away the horn lines and stale beats that excited no one but the Beasties' moms, and fills the blanks with judicious percussion, well-placed synthesizers during the chorus, and the kind of background party noise that seemingly graced every Brooklyn 12-inch in 1980. He also erased the Beasties' original vocals. This is not a complaint; MCA, Mike D and Ad-Rock sound at least three times as hyped here as they did on the album cut. More a retry than a remix, the Beasties actually nail their delivery-- I'm talking on the beat and everything-- in spite of their excruciating lyrical clunkers.

Blaze's participation notwithstanding, this take's potential for rap radio crossover seems like a long shot at best. Still, the track holds too much infectious fun to not appeal to anyone who ever threw down to Paul's Boutique. Which all just lends certainty to what I said before 5 Boroughs hit: The Boys should've ripped a page from the Jay-Z handbook and enlisted rap's top producers to tackle each track-- and then just fucking quit, already. [Jason Crock; July 20th, 2004]

Rodie
07-20-2004, 07:47 PM
what an asshole

silkcut_ultra
07-21-2004, 06:54 AM
I agree, it wouldent hurt to get some big name producers on board but maybe for another album. The track was far from poor to begin with. Producing the whole thing on their own was a long overdue step they needed to take so im glad its turned out the way it has. All of the others albums were done with other people i felt it was a good time to go it alone!!

silk

madizm
07-21-2004, 07:50 AM
Pitchfork used to be good but as of late they're a bunch of hack's ...

It's like, they're trying to be to be too cool ... I've disagreed with a lot of their reviews as of late ... and I know I don't have bad taste in music.

This guy's the cream of the crop in nutcupville though ... I guess everyone's entitled to their opinion.

chechina
07-21-2004, 08:44 AM
I think the reviewer has a point. The Beasties should have just gotten Kanye West to one song, Timbaland to do another, the Neptunes, etc. That way it wouldn't sound so much like a cohesive Beastie record, but a compilation. I don't know about you, but I get too much of the Beastie Boys already. Six years wasn't long ENOUGH!

madizm
07-21-2004, 09:00 AM
I think the reviewer has a point. The Beasties should have just gotten Kanye West to one song, Timbaland to do another, the Neptunes, etc. That way it wouldn't sound so much like a cohesive Beastie record, but a compilation. I don't know about you, but I get too much of the Beastie Boys already. Six years wasn't long ENOUGH!

I'll have to violently disagree with you (n)

The B Boys have never had special guest producers on their albums. Why would they start now ... that's what remixes are for. They're not trying to break the Billboard top 100 here, they’re trying to make music they like ... and they're damn good at it. Coincidentally, millions of others like it too.

Rodie
07-21-2004, 09:40 AM
I'll have to violently disagree with you (n)

The B Boys have never had special guest producers on their albums. Why would they start now ... that's what remixes are for. They're not trying to break the Billboard top 100 here, they’re trying to make music they like ... and they're damn good at it. Coincidentally, millions of others like it too.

I couldn't agree more. (y)

gratitude
07-21-2004, 11:23 AM
I think the reviewer has a point. The Beasties should have just gotten Kanye West to one song, Timbaland to do another, the Neptunes, etc. That way it wouldn't sound so much like a cohesive Beastie record, but a compilation. I don't know about you, but I get too much of the Beastie Boys already. Six years wasn't long ENOUGH!i think she was being sarcastic.

pm0ney
07-21-2004, 06:38 PM
Yeah this guys a fuckin tool. I'd knock him the fuck out if I ever saw him in person. Real smart journalism right there folks...

chechina
07-21-2004, 07:43 PM
Yeah, that was heavy on the sarcasm, of course.

Auton
07-21-2004, 08:54 PM
Pitchforkmedia sucks balls