Favourite Beastie Boys Lyrics

[canucklehead200]

SO what are yours, mine are:

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"-Intergalactic

AND

"A-D-R-O-C-K, I use the microphone like Picasso used Clay"-Alive

[grand_wizard8]

I'm the Benihana chef on the SP12
I chop the fuck out the beats left on the shelf
You be like hello nasty where you been
It's time you brought the grimy beats out the dungeon

'Cause I get funky like diaper rash

I've been dropping the new science and kicking the new knowledge
An M.C. to a degree that you can't get in college

The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat

[statler73]

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle

[Thundercracker]

"My name is MCA, I got a lisence to kill
And what's the time? It's time to get Ill!" (Time to Get Ill)

"Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'" (Rhymin' and Stealin')

and also the one in my sig... :)

[ohbabay2069]

"My zodiac sign is scorpioooooo" Mike D, Thats It Thats All

"Awww mom your just jealous its the Beastie Boys"



i have sooo many more!!!!!!

[JBernas]

SO what are yours, mine are:

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"-Intergalactic

AND

"A-D-R-O-C-K, I use the microphone like Picasso used Clay"-Alive

I use the microphone like Shazam used tights! - Alive

Too sweet to be sour too
nice to be mean-Intergalactic

Got more sneakers than a plumber's got pliers
Got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers (law firm in NYC)-Shadrach

I'm that kid in the corner
All f*ed up and I wanna so I'm gonna-Sure Shot

[fuct]

ADROCK. i read bout u up on page 6.the was trashin your ass.its sad you're gettin dissed.now talk bout your face now dont get pissed.but i suggest u see a dermatologist. hey fuck you

MIKE D. Blowin'up like my name is joe bazooka.i'm a super-dooper MC party pooper. Shazam

[cookiepuss]

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle

Eeeeh! who you tryin to pull one over on? that's ICE, baby. Nice try, thanks for playing.


"well I'm that kid in the corner
all fucked up, and I wanna
so I'm gonna..." :D

[adrock_rocks]

"My zodiac sign is scorpioooooo" Mike D, Thats It Thats All

"Awww mom your just jealous its the Beastie Boys"



i have sooo many more!!!!!!you stole both of mine!

[adrock_rocks]

[stole both of mine!]"My zodiac sign is scorpioooooo" Mike D, Thats It Thats All

"Awww mom your just jealous its the Beastie Boys"



i have sooo many more!!!!!![/QUOTE]

[AdrockAdam]

"Make you do like Fred Sanford with, "I'M COMIN WEEZY!" -Shazam

"Kickin Lyrics right to your brain so when you hear the sound you'll be right as rain!" - Triple Trouble

[statler73]

Eeeeh! who you tryin to pull one over on? that's ICE, baby. Nice try, thanks for playing.


Props, buddy! You're the only one to catch that.

[ShortyGurly624]

now my name is adrock, and i'm a scorpio
don't ask me cause i just don't know---3Mc's and 1 DJ

i'm that kid in the corner, all fucked and i wanna so i'm gonna--Sure Shot

[Bourgie]

"Is your name Michael Diamond? No mines Clarence."-Mike D <Shake Your Rump>

"I'll stir-fry you in my wok"-MCA <Intergalactic>

[canucklehead200]

I use the microphone like Shazam used tights! - Alive

Too sweet to be sour too
nice to be mean-Intergalactic

Got more sneakers than a plumber's got pliers
Got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers (law firm in NYC)-Shadrach

I'm that kid in the corner
All f*ed up and I wanna so I'm gonna-Sure Shot

oh yah, i forgot about that one it's one of my faves too

[canucklehead200]

"Kickin Lyrics right to your brain so when you hear the sound you'll be right as rain!" - Triple Trouble[/QUOTE]

Does anybody have any idea what in the hell that means though?

[madskilzboy]

it means theyre making lyrics that make you think, and when you hear them, you'll be happy ( at least i THINK it means that)

one of my favorites is
"im like a lettuce, tomatoe, muenster on rye. all this cheese gonna makea me cry. gorgonzola, provolone, dont even get me started on this microphone

[FUZZYBLOKE]

"Kickin Lyrics right to your brain so when you hear the sound you'll be right as rain!" - Triple Trouble


The phrase 'right as rain' is an old English expression, hence Ad Rock's bad English accent when saying it. It basicly means 'you'll be feeling much better' or 'you'll be feeling fine' an example of this is 'Take some headache tablets, get some rest and you'll be right as rain'

My favourite lyrics are:

Well I'm the King of Boggle, there is none higher
I get eleven points off the word Quagmire.

Step into the party with the Fila fresh gear
People looking at me like I was David Koresh here.

[canucklehead200]

it means theyre making lyrics that make you think, and when you hear them, you'll be happy ( at least i THINK it means that)

one of my favorites is
"im like a lettuce, tomatoe, muenster on rye. all this cheese gonna makea me cry. gorgonzola, provolone, dont even get me started on this microphone

yah i luv tha tone too, i always rap to that verse, what's muenster though?

[_NAWarrior]

"The King Adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne"
:confused:

what was goin through your mind.

lol.

[B_Mackin']

"Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state, and I'll be rockin my rhymes all the way to hell's gate."

"Cuz I'm freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh. With t-shirt and no pants and I dance the Bugaboo!"

[Marjo]

" Be true to yourself and you will never fall" Pass the Mic

"Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All I Want You Off The Wall
If You're Playing The Wall " So what'cha want

"So many wack M.C.'s
You get the T.V. bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names
'Cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something
That you couldn't finish
'Cause writin' rhymes to me
Is like Popeye to spinach
I'm bad ass move your fat ass
'Cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson" Professor Booty

[Running_Beastie]

"Cuz I'm freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh. With t-shirt and no pants and I dance the Bugaboo!"

That's one of mine too.

"I'll fight violence with these hands that weren't built to fight"- electrify

"Its the night of the living cable box" and "have you seen, what I mean, I'm a little gnome that's in your dreams." from Remote Control

"I went to get a loan and they asked my race, I wrote down human inside the space, its a descrase how they try to debase, it ain't the bank's damn business how my lineage get traced" -Right Right Now Now

"I give thanks for inspiration, it guides my mind along the way, a lot of people get jealous, they're talking about me, but that's just cause they haven't got a think to say."
"Everybody rapping like its a commercial, acting like life is a big commercial, so this is what I got to say to ya'll, be true to yourself and you will never fall."-pass the mic

[SpuffyRJ]

i like a lot but the one that's stuck in my head right now.. is i'm an exceptional proffesional that just wont stop

[Kristylyn]

Props, buddy! You're the only one to catch that.


Im still in shock that you actually wrote that on here! What's wrong with you?



Well, I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie-the-Pooh, a t-shirt and no pants and I dance the boogaloo.

[Serinde]

"First you want to battle then you start to whine
You're looking hungry, it must be snack time
So run home where you feel safe
But don't sleep Cochise;
I'm in your crawl space"

"Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this"

"Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All
I Want You Off The Wall If You're Playing The Wall"

[JBernas]

"Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this"

Suckers they be sayin they could take out Adam Horovitz! (y)

[queen_adrock]

"well it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a ride
with your know with your flow when you're out getting by
believe me what you see is what you get
and you see me i'm coming off as you can bet"

[ToucanSpam]

"ADROCK AKA SHARP CHEDDER MY RHYMES ARE BETTER"-Adrock

"Dear New york, I know a lot has changed. Two towers down, but you're still in the game." Gives me shivers, that one....

"If you try to knock me youll get mocked Ill stir fry you in my wok your knees will start shaking and your fingers pop just like a pinch on the neck of mr spock..."-MCA

[urbansoul]

"I got more rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangoes"

"It's 4 A.M., I got the Hossenfeifer Ale, Got nothin to do so I 'm pissin on the third rail"

"I'm just chillin like Bob Dylan, Yeah I smoke cheaba It helps me with my brain,
I might be a little dusted but I'm not insane"

"Ed Norton, Ted Knight and Mr. E-D. Pump it homeboy just dont stop, like
Chef Boyardee cooling on the pot"

[urbansoul]

"well it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a ride
with your know with your flow when you're out getting by
believe me what you see is what you get
and you see me i'm coming off as you can bet"

"I think Im losing my mind this time, Thats right, I think Im losing my mind, This time, I'm losing my mind"

[Lex Diamonds]

"Fuck the chickens I don't like milk"

[esailor13]

"Be true to yourself and you will never fall."

But I like them all anyway, that is just my favorite!

[alexandra]

'i prefer the dreams to reality'

word

[Bailey]

ok i could go on for houuuuuuuuuurs here... so how about one from each album?
LTI - Taking out mcs with a big shotgun!!
PB - I figured out who makes the crack - its the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
CHY - Ive been through many times when i thought i might lose it.... the only thing to save me, has always been music!
IC - Its a record its a record tell mar-i-o!
HN - Its like fudge and caramel - theyre not the same
TT5B - its mike d! the one who the satin in your pants

[soskinnybob]

Dogs love me 'cuz I'm crazy sniffable

How can he be so skinny and live so fat
Ya' know cause I'm the Maestro....

[soskinnybob]

P.S. Munster is a Cheese. My family is from Wisconsin, so that makes me an expert. 2

[Clarence]

HEy all you new school busters jumpin' on the Beastie wagon!! postin' lines from Hello Nasty and TT5B....check this and then go buy the album:

I WAS MAKIN' RECORDS WHILE YOU WERE SUCKIN' YOUR MOTHERS DICK!!
~Paul's Boutique

Old school heads!!...Feel ME!

[rahntl]

I'm feelin ya Clarence!

"SAM I AM DOWN WITH THE PROGRAM, GREEN EGGS AND HAM, YOSIMETE SAM!!!!!!!!"

[rahntl]

sorry I forgot my favorite....

"you put your right leg down, your left leg up, tilt ya head back let's finish the CUP!!!!"
(If ya'll never drank any brass monkey, you better get some for reals...tasty)

one more....
"she's got a gold tooth, you know she's hard core...she'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door"

[DapperDiverge]

This particular quote spoke to me:

"I give thanks for inspiration, it guides my mind along the way, a lot of people get jealous, they're talking about me, but that's just cause they haven't got a think to say."

[DapperDiverge]

"I'm beautiful, you can't touch me... If you pick a rose, well you might just bleed!!!" (TT5B) :p

"Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this...Suckas they be sayin' they can take out Adam Horovitz!!" (!)

"Like eatin' burgers and chicken and you be pickin' your nose and I'm on time homey, and that's how it goes!!" (Shake Your Rump) :confused:

"Sucka Mc's it's me they're resentin'... in the animal kingdom, they call it presentin'!!" :D

[tiny_salmon]

"while i'm reading 'on the road' by my man jack kerouac"
adrock + jack kerouac = heaven.

"i said oops, gotcha
clutch like piazza
sneak between the sheets
so hide the matzoh
holler back, challah bread, next
we are the crew that put the the crew in cruex."

"girl you're walking tall now with your fancy clothes
you got fancy things going up your nose"

i have about two million more.

[i_love_adrock]

i got more rhymes then i got grey hairs and thats a lot cuz i got my share- MCA sure shot

[zorra_chiflada]

..."vincent van gogh go and mail that ear"...

i'm an arts student, so props to the boys for their knowledge of early expressionist art.

[i_love_adrock]

i got more rhymes than i got grey hairs and thats alot because i got my share.
MCA-sure shot

the girls i like are under age ADROCK-the new style

[MoTownFUNK]

...I grabbed two girlyz and a beer thats cold.

[segz107]

"Well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce"

"cheaper than a hot dog without mustard"

"well I'm walkin on water while your steppin in shit so put your sewer boots be-4 your ass gets lit"

"bust into the conductors booth with the busted out rhymes"

THERES TOO MANY!!!!

[cheftowny]

you got the boomin system but it slicin out doodo you think its chcolate milk but its watered down yohoo.

cause im freaky streaker like winne the pooh t shirt and no pants,and i dance the bogaloo, like george wipple on new york one got a harry ass and thats no fun.

[codyfoo]

"got arrested at the mardi gras for jumpin' on a float,
my man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat"

and

"pulled over to the river, to take a rest,
pulled out a pair of pliers, pulled a bullet outta my chest"

and

"roses are red, violets are blue,
got my barrel at your neck, so what the fuck you gonna do?"

heh, yeah, gotta love the beasties

[cagan]

What you talkin bout Willis

Who's the illest

You know my name's Adam stop calling me Phyllis!

(All in complete sincerity)

[Emmalee]

[QUOTE=soskinnybob]Dogs love me 'cuz I'm crazy sniffable[QUOTE]



I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD REMEMBER THAT.

It's by far one of the best.

[Ilovekingadrock]

Mine are when Adrock says "Im that kid in that corner, all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna" Sure shot. And when Mike D says " Is your name Michael Diamond? No mine is Clarence." Shake your rump.

[Brass_Munkey]

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say
Hey me and you should hit the hay
i asked her out she said no way
i prolly should have guessed her gay
so i broke north with no delay
that was 2 years ago this may
i seen her just the other day

JOCKIN MIKE D TO MY DISMAY

andddd

the cut at the end of The New Style that parts so damn awesome!!! (y)

[kittykitty23]

:D I GOT THE KUNG-FU GRIP BEHIND MY GREEN TRAP KIT!

[DGAF]

"Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood" -Professor Booty

[Johanna]

the lyrics to Netty's girl!!!

[triple_trouble9]

"Strictly handheld is the style I go. Never rock the mic with the pantyhose, I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go, 'cause at the boards is the man they call the "mario"."

"Sure Shot"- Ill Communication

[notthat1]

Here's mine

"It Takes Time To Build"

By the time Bush is done what will be left
Selling votes like E-pills at the discotheque
Environmental destruction and the national dept
But plenty of dollars left in the fat war chest - Mike D


"Rhyme The Rhyme Well"

Went to the top and never went pop and
Came back down but still not stopping
I'm not even asking, "Yo what's cracking?"
Serving MC's on a platter like baked Alaskan
So start packing because I'm back in
The game of hiphop reprenting Manhattan

Now push the pause button then start ducking
Shhhhh you heard me like I'm E.F. Hutton,
Hutton shhhhhhhh, Hutton shhh, Hutton shhhhhhh,
Hutton SHHHHHHHHH!!!! -Mike D.

[whoomoi]

I got the d double o d double o style

Like miss piggy WHO MOI

What the ponytail? I don't eat snail!

I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex, cause i got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks

Now we be getting stupid in your area
causing all kinds of hysteria
My beats is sick like malaria
But don't worry i'll take care of ya
adrock sounds so sweet when he says that...in the live one

I know i have so much more...just can't think right now

[Betty_808]

by far...the ones in my signature from professor booty!

[Base42]

well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
I got the rhyme and reason, but got no cause
well if you're hot-to-trot, and if you're slicker than grease
I got news for y'all crews: you be suckin' like a leech
--MCA--So What'cha Want

[the finkasaurus]

Groggy yed and fried and I'm headin for the staion
D-train ride, Coney Island vacation

[im_country_mike]

"I'm the king of Boogle, the instant higher
I get 11 point for the word Quagmire"
PUTTING SHAME IN YOUR GAME

"We be kicking bass, all up in your face
When it comes to bass well I'm the rythem ace"
UNITE

"I kick it root down, I put my boot down
and if you wanna battle me I'm puttin loot down"
ROOT DOWN

[stillill]

"You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?"

"Not walking around looking to get you cake, the D is for Diamond and it's not for Drake's"

"Like Walt Disney, he's frozen"-Mike D's delivery really sells it

"You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You Would Think I'm From Paris"

"Went to the prom wore the fly blue rental"

"Keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic"

"Droppin' science like Galileo dropped the orange"

obviously my sig too

[themikedee]

How about this......
Yo Paul this is Allan and you can kiss my ass...blurp..I'm no interested in you anyhow...I'm just interested in the B-boys...so *&^* you my man

Or
My favorite New York Knick is Hawthorne Wingo...

[Stikky]

i was putting out albums when you were sucking your moms dick

[Brass Honkey]

"I'm like Sam the butcher bringin' Alice the meat" -So Watcha Want

[RadicallyPoetic]

if i played geetar id be Jimmy Page, the girlies i like, are under-age...

[RadicallyPoetic]

time and money for girls covered in honey, will i aspire,to be as stunning...

ooh, and the egg must dash

[bodhis3mta3]

"We got the bottle, you got the cup, cum on everybody let's get...." fucked UP!!!

Every single line on Paul's...how could you not?

"I'm bad-ass, move yer fat ass cuz you're wack, son. Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson"

"I been werkin on my game, cuz life is taxin. Gotta get it together and see what's hap'nin"

"Are these three fools back at it again?"

"Son, you better listen, stuck in yer ass is an electrician"

I mean, just right off the top of my head....

[Lindz2021]

"Now on and on and on and on
I can't stop y'all, 'til the early morn'
So rock rock yall tick tock yall
To the beat yall
'Cmon and rock yall
I give thanks for inspiration
It guides my mind along the way"

"Shazam! Freeeeeeeaaaak out with the genie!!!!"

"So put a quarter in your ass 'cause you played yourself"

"Mowin' down MC's like we're mowin' the lawn"

[AdrocksMyBody]

Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
For those about to rock we salute you
The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to
I once was lost but now I'm found
The music washes over and you're one with the sound
Who shall inherit the earth the meek shall
And yo, I think I'm starting to peak now Al
And then the man upstairs well I hope that he cares
If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire
We're just 3 M.C.'s and we're on the go

[jdawg77]

Adrock: intergalactic "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"

[AdrocksMyBody]

...Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego! Yeah, that one is just brilliant, isn't it?

(y) Yep!

[loose_endz]

ohhh...so many...

"running from the law, the press and the parents...is your name Michael Diamond...naw mine's Clarence"- Shake your Rump

"looking down the barrel of a gun, sun of a gun, son of a bitch gettin paid, gettin rich"- Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

"what the Helen of Troy is that?!" -Triple Trouble

"i'm the King of the ave. and i'm the King of the block, well i'm MCA, and i'm the King Adrock"- The New Style

there are more, but i don't wanna bore u guys

[BMK]

"Well I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna' So I'm Gonna" -Sure Shot

... and the lyrics of She's Crafty and Time To Get Ill

[brianavalentino]

Adrock: intergalactic "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"
That's mine too!
I also like "She's the cheese and I'm the macaroni" ;)

[Beckalina]

"If you think that you're slick, then catch a brick y'all"
Pass the mic
"Ooh my my I am really not feeling it, Ooh my my somethings really wrong"
can't, won't, don't stop
"I am as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce"
so whatcha want

[titou lapraline]

"Oh mais oui,
you can catch me at Jon Vie with a pastry.
Ceci cela, oh n'est-ce pas.
Qu' est-ce que c'est le brouhaha?"

[happy.ness]

Stuck in your ass is an electrician
That's it that's all that's all there is
twenty questions + my sig... :rolleyes:

[Lindsey_1535]

"I'm like Sam the butcher bringin' Alice the meat" -So Watcha Want
isn't that from shake your rump

[danielladrock24]

"sweet and sour like a tangerine
Fresh like a box of Krispy Kreme"

gotta love it.

[fowley]

drive by eggins plaguing LA!
'yo they just caught my little cousin outside man' - not strictly a lyric since its a sample

cant forget the sounds of science,

'droppin science like galileo dropped the orange'

thats a classic in the physics department in college, however not sure if he dropped an orange tho. but it doesnt matter the point is.. well is there a point?


:confused:

[instigator7022]

"Why'd you throw that chair at geraldo riviera man?"

"Roses are red voilets are blue I've got my barrel at your neck so what the fuck you gonna do?"

"girl walked by gave me the eye reached into the locker and i grabbed the spanishfly"


In all actuality thobevery word that comes out of their mouths is a good lyric.

[laurie_hammy]

TOO MANY TO LIKE LOL, but at the moment my fav lyrics are from "oh word",

"ay yo yo what the schnitzel we back BACK
shits gettin duller and duller and thats a fact FACT
I dont I DONT care what ya heard HEARD
Care what ya seen SEEN
I swear it wasnt me in bear magzine ZINE :cool:

[beastiegirrl101]

"Yo' suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount"

Now I gotta keep it goin keep it goin full stream to sweet to be sour to nice to be mean....

Now I'm Adrock and I shock and I tic and I toc and I can't stop with the body rock....

XOXO ;)

[sammie_girlie]

wow! i have so many lol so im just gonna put one otherwise i wont be able to stop.

"with two black eyes ur girl aint that pretty, why u gotta beat that brat with a bat, why u wanna treat ur girl like that"

[jahlaundromat]

This is such a great thread... but I can't believe nobody said:

"If its gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!" -BBoys Making with the Freak Freak

[Praying Mantis]

LIve in Glasgow - Shake Your Rump

......nah Skip it

MCA - Play Croquet, hit the ball through the wicket

[icy manipulator]

becuase i saw you at the check out line, you dropped your coupons and you were looking fine

[the_last_b_boy]

hmmm
"i like pins n' needles, and words that sting...."

[B-Boy cro]

Well, I'm a six point seven on the richter scale
I've got rhymes gallot and then I never fail
Like gravy on potatos, Luke to Darth Vader
I'm a souped up sucker and I'll see you all later

Do It

[IronicAllure]

''My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate.''-Yauch (Rhymin' and Stealin')

''Don't rat on your boy over some rat weed
I'm outta your back door I'm into another
Your boyfriend doesn't know about me and you're mother
Not perfect grammar always perfect timing
The Mike stands for money and the D. is for diamonds.''-Diamond (3 Minute Rule)

''I'm Walking Down Your Block And You Say That's Him
There Goes The Guy With The Funky Sound
The Beastie Boys You Know We Come To Get Down
Because I've Got The Flow Where I Grab My Dick
And Say Oh My God That's The Funky Shit :eek:.''- Horovitz (Rootdown)

''Well I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna' So I'm Gonna' yea
Take A Piece Of The Pie Why Not I'm Not Quittin'
Think I'ma' Change Up My Style Just To Fit In.''-Horovitz (SureShot)
(y) :D

[Lowjams]

My favorites right now are.
1. "Kikin the lyrics right to your brain. When you here this sound. Your right as rain."
2."Now we be gettin stupid in your area. Causin all kinds of hysteria. The beats is sick like Malarea. Dont worry Ill take care of ya."
Ad rock rules.

[adrock14]

this is my all time favorite rhyme!!!

they got a commitee to get me off the block
cause i say my rhymes loud and i say em non stop
because being bad news is what we er all about
we went to white castle and we got thrown out

what a classic (y) :)

[jodosal]

I can't believe nobody said:

"Your face turns red as your glass of wine
You spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time
Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum
Cause I got more flavor than Fruit Striped Gum"

"My mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
Had to get up to get the Jimmy protector
Went berserk and worked and exploded
She woke up in the morning and her face was coated"

And then I love:
"He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost
She's slippin through his fingers as she's movin' out to the coast
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost"

There's more, can't think of em.

[BeastieLips]

i'm mike d and i get respect
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

met a girl at a party and i gave her my card
man, you know that it said napoleon bonaparte

more adidas sneakers than a plumbers got pliers
got more suits than jacoby and meyers

keyboard money mark
you know he ain't havin' it
just give him some wood
and he'll build you a cabinet

me, adam, adam, and the mario c

there's too many to list.

[z-boy]

i think her names lucy, but they all call her loose
i think i thought i seen her on 8th and forty deuce
the next thing she said "my place or yours?
lets kick some base, behind closed doors"

[laurie_hammy]

At The Moment

So Ease Up On The Bong To Ease That Coughin
Butters On The Table Now Watch It Soften
Bring In Those Beats An Ima Bring Them Oftennn
Ima Keep Rappin When Im In Mah Coffin !

or

ADROCK IN THE HOUSE YA DONT STOP !
Its The B - E - A - S - T- I - E - B O-Y-S WITH THE MOST FINESSE

Dont Mean To Be Crude Dont Mean To Be Crass
But Listen Juliani You Can Kiss Mah Ass
Ya Heard My Word Now Dove Ya Play The Preature
Get On The Mic If Ya Love All The Creature !

[Guy Incognito]

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choice Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens

I have no bloody idea who jj evans is but I frickin love this bit from makin with the freak freak

[IDIOTSVILLE]

this is my all time favorite rhyme!!!

they got a commitee to get me off the block
cause i say my rhymes loud and i say em non stop
because being bad news is what we er all about
we went to white castle and we got thrown out

what a classic (y) :)

id have to agree with that

[laurie_hammy]

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choice Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens

I have no bloody idea who jj evans is but I frickin love this bit from makin with the freak freak

Shit yeah ! ILL COMMUNICATION !!!

[POllywogBboy]

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry on the run from Dirty Harry!



God i love dirty harry fuckin awesome Clint is the man (y) (y)

[blahblah4898]

Well I'm A Six Point Seven On The Richter Scale
Got Rhymes Gallot And Then I Never Fail
Like Gravy To Potatos Luke To Darth Vader
I'm A Souped Up Sucker And I'll See You All Later


-Do It

[laurie_hammy]

Well I'm A Six Point Seven On The Richter Scale
Got Rhymes Gallot And Then I Never Fail
Like Gravy To Potatos Luke To Darth Vader
I'm A Souped Up Sucker And I'll See You All Later


-Do It

Oh My God, seriously what a fuckin rhyme (!)

[malk]

What The Ponytail
I Don't Eat Snail
I'll Steal Your Keys
And Then I'll Check Your Mail

-Oh Word (!)

[z-boy]

Listen up yall
cause this aint funny
my names Mike D
and i'm about to get money!

[kleptomaniac]

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?!"

[Lihi]

Well I don't know if I can actually choose a favorite lyric (except the "Is your name M. Diamond" one :p ), but I must say that I was really, really moved by Open Letter to NYC. I believe it to be the only emotional song that the Beasties have ever wrote, and I find it very special.

[laurie_hammy]

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?!"

YO BABY WHATS UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Offered Her A Sip-SIP

[funk63]

high roller, big baller i call em creullers but u no their called crawlers! we keep it movin till the broad day light bgirls of the world unite aiiight??-MCA

I drive like a maniac on the streets and I dont give a fuck cuz i got the beats got my nuts swingin’ from left to right and right to left and I’m death defying
-Mike D

[laurie_hammy]

I Said One Week Spring Break It Aint Funny
Two Days Passed An Im Runnin Outta Money
-Adrock (y)

[Planetary]

girl, you're walking tall now in your fancy clothes you got fancy things goin' up your nose, you're gettin' fancy gifts from expensive men, you're a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen...

[laurie_hammy]

girl, you're walking tall now in your fancy clothes you got fancy things goin' up your nose, you're gettin' fancy gifts from expensive men, you're a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen...

Add the rest of that verse, along with Mike's And Yauch's and ill agree. ;)

[jackrock]

Well Things get hectic quick!
from the satellite dish to your joy stick!
\Mike D/

[jackrock]

Well Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut whoo
I'm AdRock, I'm Lit Like A Motherfuck!

[kleptomaniac]

I'm doin' 120 plowing over mail boxes
Radar detector to tell me where the cops is
Spend another night at the Motel 6
It's five dollars extra get the porno flicks and then I..
Concoct a black and tan in my brandy snifter
I'm a kleptomaniac K-Mart shoplifter



whoa! i didn't even know! :eek: :p

[kleptomaniac]

I'm bad ass move your fat ass 'cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson



my mom heard and she was like "wow...he sure does like ass."

:p (y)

[vickista]

personally i rekon these lyrics wld make an awsum pick up line.

"My place or urs, lets kick some base, behind closed doors."

[laurie_hammy]

Well Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut whoo
I'm AdRock, I'm Lit Like A Motherfuck!

OH Just UNBEATABLE !

[laurie_hammy]

I'm doin' 120 plowing over mail boxes
Radar detector to tell me where the cops is
Spend another night at the Motel 6
It's five dollars extra get the porno flicks and then I..
Concoct a black and tan in my brandy snifter
I'm a kleptomaniac K-Mart shoplifter



whoa! i didn't even know! :eek: :p

hahaha

[Planetary]

Add the rest of that verse, along with Mike's And Yauch's and ill agree. ;)

but the bit i quoted is the best bit.

i'd like to have a say on the income tax, don't wanna help build bombs and that a fact, no money for healthcare so what's the catch?

[funk63]

Quote:
Originally Posted by funk63
I drive like a maniac on the streets and I dont give a fuck cuz i got the beats got my nuts swingin’ from left to right and right to left and I’m death defying
-Mike D

... Adrock said that not Mike D

fuck my bad they sound so much alike on that track

[vickista]

theres alot of great ones, infact my school planner is filled with them but yea sum just of the top of my head are:

"its like fudge and caramel there not the same"

"girl, ur walking tall now in ur fancy clothes ur getting fancy things that going up ur nose, ur getting fancy gifts from expensive men, ur a dog on a leash, like a pig in a pen"
"not perfect grammar always perfect timing"

"my pistol is loaded i shot betty crocker,delivered colonel sanders down to davie jones' locker"

and

"ur all mixed up like pasta primavera"

[laurie_hammy]

I Said I'll Ride With You If You Can Get Me To The Border
The Sherrif's After Me For What I Did To, His-Daughter
I Did It Like This, I Did It Like That
I Did It With A Whiffle Ball Bat SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Paul Revere"
^I never thought id like this song, took a lot of listens, but I love it now.

Deep Inside
You Will Find
Something That You Wont Mind
Think About Diamond Rings An GoldFronts Combined
Then Go Back
Go Way Back
Something Passed That You Lack
Well I Got Brand New
A Scooby Snack Just For You
"Brand New"

Now Im Not Tryna Say I Hate The USA
Id Live Somewhere Else If I Felt That Way
Now Go Back To The Fifty's
Ya Think Its All Nifty
The President Is Actin Mad Shifty !
"This Government Needs A TuneUp"

Sucker MC's Its Me There Resentin
In The Animal Kingdom They Call It Presentin
With The Dipsy Doo Doo
The Kit An Kaboodoo
The Truth Is Brutal
Ya Grandma's Koo Koo
"Hey Fuck You"
^ The lyrics are wrong but thats how I hear it.

Cause Im The Fuckin Rythm Ace With The Rhyme Selection
Listen All Uh Yall I Rap With Perfection
Because I Got The Motherfuckin Old School Flavor
That Ya Saviour
So Watch Yo Behavior
"Do It"

Ok thats enough.
But I COULD GO ON AN ON AN ON AN ON,
I WOULDNT STOP YALL, TO THE EARLY MORN.

[adrock14]

I Said I'll Ride With You If You Can Get Me To The Border
The Sherrif's After Me For What I Did To, His-Daughter
I Did It Like This, I Did It Like That
I Did It With A Whiffle Ball Bat SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Paul Revere"
^I never thought id like this song, took a lot of listens, but I love it now.

Deep Inside
You Will Find
Something That You Wont Mind
Think About Diamond Rings An GoldFronts Combined
Then Go Back
Go Way Back
Something Passed That You Lack
Well I Got Brand New
A Scooby Snack Just For You
"Brand New"

Now Im Not Tryna Say I Hate The USA
Id Live Somewhere Else If I Felt That Way
Now Go Back To The Fifty's
Ya Think Its All Nifty
The President Is Actin Mad Shifty !
"This Government Needs A TuneUp"

Sucker MC's Its Me There Resentin
In The Animal Kingdom They Call It Presentin
With The Dipsy Doo Doo
The Kit An Kaboodoo
The Truth Is Brutal
Ya Grandma's Koo Koo
"Hey Fuck You"
^ The lyrics are wrong but thats how I hear it.

Cause Im The Fuckin Rythm Ace With The Rhyme Selection
Listen All Uh Yall I Rap With Perfection
Because I Got The Motherfuckin Old School Flavor
That Ya Saviour
So Watch Yo Behavior
"Do It"

Ok thats enough.
But I COULD GO ON AN ON AN ON AN ON,
I WOULDNT STOP YALL, TO THE EARLY MORN.

haha, i like so many lyrics that it would take hours too type them all. (y) :p

[laurie_hammy]

haha, i like so many lyrics that it would take hours too type them all. (y) :p

Yep it would (y)

[DrunkenMantis]

From the Hudson River out to the Nile/I run the marathon to the very last mile

[adrock14]

Yep it would (y)

but i think i like all of their lyrics!!! (y) :D :p

[jackrock]

I absolutely LOVE this verse, right here. (http://www.beastiemania.com/lyrics/)

[laurie_hammy]

I absolutely LOVE this verse, right here. (http://www.beastiemania.com/lyrics/)

Agreed

[adrock14]

Agreed

i gotta agree with you guys too. (y)

[vickista]

cant argue there

[Planetary]

i'm like gravy to potata's, luke to darth vadar, i'm a souped up sucker and i'll se ya all later

[laurie_hammy]

i'm like gravy to potata's, luke to darth vadar, i'm a souped up sucker and i'll se ya all later

Shit yeah (!)

[Lex Diamonds]

You were holdin' my dick while I was pissin' on your girl,
I've got so much cum I could drown the whole world

Yauch,
Car Thief Demo

[vickista]

omg its soo funny my school planner is full of lyrics from bboys songs, and when my teacher saw it she almost fainted coz shes such a neat freak, hahaha

[funk63]

hey how bout 4 and 3 and 2 and 1 (what up) and when im on the mic the suckers run!
jyust throwin it out there

[laurie_hammy]

hey how bout 4 and 3 and 2 and 1 (what up) and when im on the mic the suckers run!
jyust throwin it out there

Down With Adrock

[laurie_hammy]

Once Again Its On Like A Brand New Morn
BEASTIE Beastie Boys Here To Keep Ya All Warm
All You Spazams An Ya Freaks
Go An Do Ya Thing Cause Your Unique (!)

[jackrock]

Well it's
50 cups of coffee and you know it's on
I move the crowd to the break of break of dawn
Can't rock the house without the party people
'Cause when we're gettin' down we are all equal

[laurie_hammy]

B-B-Bouce B-B-Bounce
AH Yes Yes Yall
Ah Yes Yes Yall
Im Always On Time Never The Less Yall
An Thats Right Yall, I Shed Light Yall
I Got No Time In My Life To Get Uptight Yall
So Whatcha Gonna Say That I Dont Know Already
Im Like Clyde
An Im Rockin Steady
But Time Fly When Ya Having Fun
So Mike D
Come On An Get Some (!)

[beastiegirl18]

Now I might chew but I don't bite
My Ideas are mine when I begin to write
In my sleep I'll be thinking 'bout beats and
Getting on the mic and bustin' some treats and
Sporting the crazy funky threads that you've never even seen before
What I'm lacking from the macking I can find at the thrift store

[sideshowsteve]

"My name is MCA, I got a lisence to kill
And what's the time? It's time to get Ill!" (Time to Get Ill)

"Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'" (Rhymin' and Stealin')

and also the one in my sig... :)

isn't the one in your sig a "rage against the machine" lyric ?

[jrockdaplanet]

that's a tuff1 yall... maybe- :confused:

CUZ I'M THE HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
THE BEST THAT YOU CAN GET
A STRAPPED SHOP-LIFTER
A PIRATE ON CASSETTE! :cool:

or maybe...

HEY LADIES IN THE PLACE I'M CALLIN OUT TO YA
THERE NEVER WAS A CITY KID TRUER & BLUER
- THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
& I GOT MORE HITS THAN SORATORA O!

about the soratora o thing. i'm not sure i spelled the name right or even who that person is, but i really don't care. all i know is whoever it was must've had hits galore in some category or another. whatever- too many nice bboy rhymes to choose a favorite. by the time i finished i'd end up quoting every line of every album, so just memorize 'em all, k? ~PACE V

[licknowd3r]

Baaaaam Supernature god damn, the creme da la creme who know i am, ad rock, aka sharp cheddar mother za better.




yepp booty that's what it is.

[laurie_hammy]

Baaaaam Supernature god damn, the creme da la creme who know i am, ad rock, aka sharp cheddar mother za better.




yepp booty that's what it is.

Adrock has and always will be my idol. Its depressing to me knowing that he's on the other side of the world.

[funk63]

dude it goes bam super nature god damn serene on the microphone i am adrock aka sharp cheddar my rhymes are better jackass

[deadbeatz1]

"Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya..."

Yeah, I'm a little twisted - db

[deadbeatz1]

"Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya..."

Yeah, I'm a little twisted - db

[shiner13]

Cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni...

ahhh the day a boy says that to me I'm his! :)

[DrunkenMantis]

from the Hudson River out to the Nile/I run the marathon to the very last mile

[HelenHelper]

So many wack M.C.'s
You get the T.V. bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names
'Cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something
That you couldn't finish
'Cause writin' rhymes to me
Is like Popeye to spinach
I'm bad ass move your fat ass
'Cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson

lol. I love Adam.

[ggirlballa]

^ i luv that 3rd Bass diss. :D

[HelenHelper]

oh yeah, ggrlballa! lol :cool:

[shiner13]

well i freak a fuckin beat like the shit was in a blender

[gdogg]

"Well I think Im losing my mind this time, this time Im losing my mind. Thats right I said I think Im losing my mind this time, this time Im losing my mind..... oh you cant front on that!"

[WhenDWhatEV]

educated NO, stupid.....YUP
I started playin records, she knew all the Grooves
pistal packin, monkey drinkin, no money bum, i come from brooklyn, cuz thats where i'm from
think i'm gonna change my style, jus to fit in??

[Mike_Dempsey]

Cash flow getting low so I had to pull a job
I found a nice place to visit but a better place to rob

[vickista]

Cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni...

ahhh the day a boy says that to me I'm his! :)

lol same here

[Lyv]

M.I.K.E to the D you come and see me and you pay a fee
Do what I do professionally
to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be
Now Ad Rock and MCA
Lets Rock this joint in the OLD SCHOOL WAY...

[ggirlballa]

Cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni...

ahhh the day a boy says that to me I'm his! :)

hahahahaha adrock is the only one that talks about his girls like in Alive

"Down with freckles from around the way" of course talking about kathleen hanna and then talking about Ione in "cuz she's the cheese and i'm the macaroni" oh wait no Mike talks about Tammy D a lot too.:rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

hahahahaha adrock is the only one that talks about his girls like in Alive

"Down with freckles from around the way" of course talking about kathleen hanna and then talking about Ione in "cuz she's the cheese and i'm the macaroni" oh wait no Mike talks about Tammy D a lot too.:rolleyes:

Yauch did too! "This one goes out to Dechen" in Grasshopper Unit.

[ggirlballa]

Yauch did too! "This one goes out to Dechen" in Grasshopper Unit.

oh my bad i must've missed that i don't listen to grasshopper unit that much:o :p

[wrongwayandugg]

Adrock has and always will be my idol. Its depressing to me knowing that he's on the other side of the world.

there must be a balance of energy. channel it, dear friend. taste and see that the two of you are closer than you could ever imagine.

i like:

"remain calm, no alarm, cause my farm ain't phat
so what's up with that?"

[kate-gun]

hehe, I would say: Adrock's "Mmmmmmm, drop!" rulezz, but ok, here are some mine:


"Ain't seen the light since we started this band
So MCA get on the mic my man" [Ad-rock]
"Born and bred Brooklyn the USA
They call me Adam Yauch but I'm MCA" [MCA]

-No Sleep 'Till Brooklyn


"Well I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind That's Right
I Said I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind" [Mike D]

-So Wat'cha Want


"More new wave not OG
Walking down the block you say "Yo D!" [Mike D]

-All Lifestyles


"Hey, I'm A-D-R-O-C-K" [Ad-Rock]

"Gettin' on like Ali boom ba yay" [Mike D]

"Now here's a little something that you might not like
My DJ's name is Mix Master Mike" [MCA]

-Alive


"I see you're still strong after all that's gone on" [MCA]

"Since 9/11 we're still livin'
And lovin' life we've been given" [Ad-Rock]

"Dear New York I know a lot has changed
2 towers down but you're still in the game" [Mike D]

-An Open Letter To NYC

[Lorentzson]

All you trekkies and tv addicts
Don't mean to diss
Don't mean to bring static
All you klingons in the fuckin' house
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud
Blowin' doors off hinges
I'll grab you with the pinchers
And no I didn't retire
I'll snatch you up
With the needle nose pliers

[beastie girl 1#]

i like "50 cups of coffee and you know its on..."

[Libby]

Is the cup half empty?
Or is the cup half full?
Does the sun rise at dawn?
Or does the earth just spin along?


'twenty questions'
Sounds of Science-Anthology

[natalieuk]

'got more rhymes than av got grey hairs, and thats alot because i got my share'
sure shot

'my beats are sick like malaria, but don't worry ill take care of ya'
3 mc's and one dj

'you didn't no ive got the flow i can sing, rap, dance in just one show'
rhyme the rhyme well

'don't get pissed but i suggest you see a dermotologist'
crawlspace

yes i listen to them alot!!!!

[gmoneyisfunny]

my favs are
"BRRRRRRRRRRRRR stickem ha ha stickem"(y) (y) :D

[Sentry21]

"He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun" Eggman -Horovitz

[cunning stunt]

Predetermined destiny is who I am
You got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam
I am Like Clockwork Orange goin' off on the town
I've got homeboys bonanza to beat your ass down
Well I'm mad at my desk and I'd be writing all curse words
Expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words
You're a headless chicken chasin' a sucker free basin
You're looking for a fist to put your face in
Well get hip get hip don't slip you knuckle heads
Racism is schism on a serious tip

Still got no idea what a "sucker free basin" is but luv it all the same (from Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun - sounds extra primo when you're off your face).

[amedeo]

We got the! Hello my dear friend George W.


Hey American people, did you know that in "3 the hard way", MCA says in Italian "Where are you going, What the f*ck are you doing, and y call a lot of people with my phone"? Dove vai, cazzo fai, e ho fatto molte telefonate.

I speak Italian very well and I know what I'm saying.

[gina420bbfan]

here's a match, my ass in your face. listen when i tell u dog im in your crawlspace.....:D

[The Grates12]

Adrock has and always will be my idol. Its depressing to me knowing that he's on the other side of the world.
I know depressing isint:mad: dont forget it's not impossible to meet Adrock. Ê <---- my friend wanted the e

[The Grates12]

(y) (y) (y) ♥(y) pretty much all their lyircs are gold. i love the intergalactic lyrics though ♥♥

[Funkyfreshgrape]

Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book?
Look give it back you're wicky wack! :p
- Hey Fuck You
&hearts

[Funkyfreshgrape]

hey is that homage to De La Soul with the rhyme sheet?
what?!:eek:

[MC Boulangerie]

We’ve got rhyme selection in a wide array ! J’ai des bonbons pour vous, mangez ! The party people scream “Oui oui c’est vrai!” ! ‘cause I got a remote for my bidet ! Alive

[kleptomaniac]

We?ve got rhyme selection in a wide array ! J?ai des bonbons pour vous, mangez ! The party people scream ?Oui oui c?est vrai!? ! ?cause I got a remote for my bidet ! Alive

that's about as far as my speaking french goes... :p

[Dannozza]

My Favourite lyrics change all the time- at the minute it is :

"Dogs Love me cos I'm crazy sniffable!
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral
In your home I'm cloned I'm on your headphones
I love it when you spazz out all alone"(y) :D

[chrisd]

the (EVERY FUCKIN TIME THEY USE THAT SAT WORD; like: I know you're sittin pretty in THE hampty-hamps, ahh fuck, i fuckin love that; ROCK ON!)

i did the SATs and that's the sad ass truth
-(almighty) black sheep

[AtoD]

When it comes to bonin' HOO I'm representin!

[minorthreat]

Like Charles Dickens...I got the girlies in the coup like the colonel's got the chickens

can't beat that couplet for sheer majesty

[Justin]

you know arghh yea baby you know your on the one the funky one!

[Dockta Majick]

Currently it's:

"So don't touch me cause I'm electric
And if you touch me you'll get shocked!" - Professor Booty

It's like "duh!" but it makes me laugh.

[kleptomaniac]

Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while



that last line makes me smile :)

just because yauch says it.

[freqsh0w]

"cuz i drive like a maniac on tha streets and I dont giva fuck cuz i got the beats" - alright hear this

"im that kid in the corner all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna take a piece of the pie why not? im not quittin. think ima change up my style just to fit in?" - sure shot

"bob marley was a prophet for the freedom fight if dancin praise to the lord than i shall feel allright" - root down

"mca was with it and hes my ace so i grabbed the piano player and i punched him in the face" - paul revere

"ad rocks down with the ione, listen to this shit cuz both of them is boney" - get it together

[Narayan]

"cuz i drive like a maniac on tha streets and I dont giva fuck cuz i got the beats" - alright hear this

"im that kid in the corner all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna take a piece of the pie why not? im not quittin. think ima change up my style just to fit in?" - sure shot

"bob marley was a prophet for the freedom fight if dancin praise to the lord than i shall feel allright" - root down

"mca was with it and hes my ace so i grabbed the piano player and i punched him in the face" - paul revere

"ad rocks down with the ione, listen to this shit cuz both of them is boney" - get it together

i loooooooooooove alll tyhem..but my one of my fav. is An open letter for NYC

[Narayan]

"I got more rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangoes"

"It's 4 A.M., I got the Hossenfeifer Ale, Got nothin to do so I 'm pissin on the third rail"

"I'm just chillin like Bob Dylan, Yeah I smoke cheaba It helps me with my brain,
I might be a little dusted but I'm not insane"

"Ed Norton, Ted Knight and Mr. E-D. Pump it homeboy just dont stop, like
Chef Boyardee cooling on the pot"

i loooove remote control, putting shame in your game,thats it thats all, brouhaha!!lol

[chrisd]

I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it

(y)

agreed

[getlive]

I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind that's right..said I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind.
MCA So Watcha Want

I jumped outside my house with my walkman on, I get so hyped when I hear this song.

I'm seeing blue and red flashing deep in the night, I get my alibi straight and I pull over to the right.

We are all connected like a lego set, one equals one together like a croquet. Whether we have or have not yet met, well it ain't no thing and it ain't no sweat.

Someday I'm gonna see us all joined as one and it would be too bad to blow it up before we're done.

[kleptomaniac]

I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind that's right..said I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind.
Mike D So Watcha Want

;) (y)

[jodosal]

"Well I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
Well I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind"

"It's so free, this kind of feeling
It's like life, it's so appealing
When you've got so much to say
It's called gratitude"

"Your face turns red as your glass of wine
You spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time
Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum
Cause I got more flavor than fruit striped gum"

"I jumped outside the house with my walkman on
I get so hyped when I hear this song
It's gonna keep me happy like all day long
So go and talk shit cause it just makes me strong"

"I don't know
Who does know
There is no
Where to go
It's not so simple as I try to wish
But then again what is?
There is no other worthy quest
So on I go"

"We're mathematically puttin' it down
When lightning strikes best grab a ground
Got to get up to get down
I've got the terminator style with a touch of the tweak
Technics 1200's I'm known to freak"

"I've got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it
Got to straighten my thoughts, I'm thinking too much sick shit
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes
I've got to step back, I've got to contemplate"

"I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
To send my rhymes out to all of the nations
Like Ma Bell, I've got the ill communications"

"Well, I'm a six point seven on the richter scale
I've got rhymes gallot and then I never fail
Like gravy on potatos, Luke to Darth Vader
I'm a souped up sucker and I'll see you all later"

"Which came first the chicken or the egg?
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg"

"Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe"

"She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh call and mail that ear"

really just like that part in the video

[djchriskruse]

My Favorite has got to be........."M.I.K.E. to the D.....You come to see me and you pay a fee.......Do what I do, professionally......To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be!":cool:

[remi4979]

"I got more bounce than the fuckin bump"

"they say how can he be so skinny and live so phat"

"POW!"

[mariocaldatojr]

"First the 'War On Terror' now war on Iraq
We're reaching a point where we can't turn back
Let's lose the guns and let's lose the bombs
And stop the corporate contributions that their built upon"

Mike D, 'In a World Gone Mad', 2003

[kleptomaniac]

I feel like Rufus Thomas
The crown prince of dance
I'm Mike D and I'm known for romance

A B-E-A-S-T-I-E well everyone knows me
You know that I can surely be the number one in frequency
I'm hip I'm hopin I'm takin' time
For everyone that's on my jock
You know that I can surely rock
I like to talk I take the time
Turn it in I turn it out
Makin' rhymes, screem and shout
King of the mic I rock
I know how to turn you on just like a light
I'm number one and I'm the one
King AdRock of physico to the last
Is the day of the Beastie groove
So bet the fly rhymes to make you move

I play my stereo loud I disturb my neighbor
I want to enjoy the fruits of my labor

'Cause I am the holder of the 3-pack Bonanza
If you open the book then you will get your hand slapped
I am the keeper of the 3-pack Bonanza
If you ask a question then you will get the answer

I ride around town cause my ride is fly
I shot a man in Brooklyn "just to watch him die"

The kid said, Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money
Pulled out the jammy and aimed it at the sky
He yelled, Stick 'em up and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect

Another day slips by
I've got to fix my mind
Because the mind's maligned
With I mean mine
I've got to turn it around
Got to give back
Because this self centered thing is keeping me off track

oooh colorful :)

[K-Rock]

I got the peg leg at the end of my stump shake your rump!

[K-Rock]

My Favorite has got to be........."M.I.K.E. to the D.....You come to see me and you pay a fee.......Do what I do, professionally......To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be!":cool:
this one is also great

[TimDoolan]

“You sold a few records but don't get slick
'Cause you used a corked bat to get those hits
You've been in the game, your career is long
But when you really break it down you've only got 2 songs”


Good God, I'm really diggin TTFB right now, thanks to Cosmo's remixes. I really had a problem with some of the insrumentals from the record, but listening to all of them mashed up with other shit has led me to believe that TTFB might be someof the best wordplay the beasties have ever dropped on a record. Anybody else think this song is about Diddy?

[kleptomaniac]

Anybody else think this song is about Diddy?

hello irony! diddy was one of the guys honoring them, ain't that right? hmm...

[piriweepu]

Hi all this is my first post, i'm sorry if this is a bit immature but always have to listen to it a few times when the song is on:

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
So I can climb up and get into your underwear!!

What Comes Around (PB)

[SickFreak]

"Ya say fuck that
yo Holmes, fuck this,
I'm the King Ad-Whammy
Yo Dick Butkus"

Get On The Mic, Adrock

[MC Boulangerie]

"I got an A from Moe Dee for stickin' to themes !" :cool:

Intergalactic :eek:

[JIMMYJAMS]

Professor, whats another word for pirate treasure ?
why I think it's booty ! booty, booty !!!

you should sleep late man, it's better on your constitution.

i'm doin 120 plowin' over mailboxes, radar detector to tell me where the cops is.

[steve-onpoint]

Anybody else a fan of Song For The Man? I loved it live. And I think the lyrics are as important as ever.

These are trying times, y'all. B-People of the word unite. Aight?

[kleptomaniac]

Anybody else a fan of Song For The Man? I loved it live. And I think the lyrics are as important as ever.

These are trying times, y'all. B-People of the word unite. Aight?

right on steve! (y)

they should start performing song for the man live again...

[Narayan]

right on steve! (y)

they should start performing song for the man live again...



i think my fav id rhyme the rhyme well, i think cause im hoked on them so its hard...

Well I'm Mike D with a story to tell
And when I rock the crowd the crowd we all yell
And when I get the feeling I feel the feel swell
'Cause when I start to rhyme well I rhyme the rhyme well

Went to the top and never went pop and
Came back down but still not stopping
I'm not even asking, "Yo what's cracking?"
Serving MC's on a platter like baked Alaskan
So start packing because I'm back in
The game of hiphop reprenting Manhattan

Now push the pause button then start ducking
Shhhhh you heard me like I'm E.F. Hutton,
Hutton shhhhhhhh, Hutton shhh, Hutton shhhhhhh,
Hutton SHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CAM4REAL!

[Lollapalooza]

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can stand it

[HiPlnsDrftr]

My signature.


I like the way they all flow on that lyric.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

"I'm a funky ass Jew and I'm on my way, and I got to say fuck the KKK"

That might have been the rhyme off TT5B. I also enjoyed "ET phone home now get the fuck out my face".

[kleptomaniac]

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg I'm just B-boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumpin' on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
oowah oowah is my disco call
MCA "hu-huh" I'm gettin' rope y'all!


:cool:

[Funkyfreshgrape]

We be grillin' cheese and flippin' flapjacks
With the diamond stylus we cutting wax
We're the super elastic bubble plastic
Got ethereal material that's straight up classic
LOLZ!

[freetibet]

So this is what I got to say to You all:
Be true to Yourself and You will never fall.

(y) My mantra;>

[sickwitskill]

long distance on the phone
im talkin on the celluar
she said that she was sorry
and i said yeah the hell you were
check the rear view mirror
check the gold tooth display
check out the odometer
and i was on my way

PB HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
which i have on vinyl and is for sale
bingobuddy123@hotmail.com

ps im looking for beastie boys on 8 track

[bizzles80]

i got more adidas sneakers than a plumbers got pliers

[b-dawg65]

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle

dude thats vanilla ice your a retard

[ToucanSpam]

"ADROCK AKA SHARP CHEDDER MY RHYMES ARE BETTER"-Adrock

"Dear New york, I know a lot has changed. Two towers down, but you're still in the game." Gives me shivers, that one....

"If you try to knock me youll get mocked Ill stir fry you in my wok your knees will start shaking and your fingers pop just like a pinch on the neck of mr spock..."-MCA
It's been two and a half years and that's still pretty much my answer. Huh.

[fonky pizza]

right on steve! (y)

they should start performing song for the man live again...

oh yeah!!!(y)

[DrunkenMantis]

and the man upstairs well I hope that he cares

if I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire

Shadrach

[Lollapalooza]

Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls , Girls ,

from 1986 License to Ill :D

[Be16]

make love at the back of my coup de ville
the way mca pronounces sounded kool in my teenage ears.
referring to Hey Ladies.

[Slick Joe]

"I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it, I don't buy cheeba, I grow it"-Car Theif

"All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the white house pulling their peters"-Car Theif

"Gotta do it like this like chauchy and jonie, cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni"-Get it Together

"Lookin' down the barrel of a gun, son of a gun, son of a bitch, gettin' paid, gettin' rich"-Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

"Rapid fire louie like Rambo got bullets, I'm a die-harder like my kid Bruce Willis"-Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

"I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke, the trigger; I pulled, his face; the yolk"-Egg Man

"Now we be gettin' stupid in the area, causin' all kinds of hysteria, my beats is sick like malaria, but don't worry I'll take care of ya"-3 MC's and 1 DJ

[HOTWIFE]

if you try to knock me you'll get MOCKED
i'll stir fry you IN MY WOK

[Droppin Science]

Without a doubt

Roses are red
The sky is blue
I got my barrel to your neck now what the f**k you gonna do


And this from Slick Joe's

Now we be gettin' stupid in the area, causin' all kinds of hysteria, my beats is sick like malaria, but don't worry I'll take care of ya

[QueenAdrock]

Hahaha, wtf. I saw that and was like "Brett?"

:mad:

[Lyman Zerga]

hahahhhahhahahhhaha

[Junker]

I always liked "As long as I learn I'll make mistakes" line from Just a Test.

Also:

"When I find that I don't know about just what to do
I turn and look within to see what I should do"

"Race against race such a foolish waste
It's like cuttin' off your nose to spit your face"

"Cause we long behind the rage learning from the pain
The love behind the tension like the sun behind the rain"

"Every day has many colors cuz the glass is stained
Everything has changed but remains the same"

[dugmatics]

"i'm so rope they call me mr. roper,
when the troubles arise i'm the cool coper

i got lucky brought home the kitten

customs jailed me over an herb seed
dont rat on your boy over some rat weed"

thats probably my favorite beastie song....freakin awesome am listening to it right this second

[freqsh0w]

as the earth spins into brand new day
i see the light on the horizons not fading away
gonna shine from within like a bright white sun
no need to hide and no place to run
got the vibrations of the music
bringing light to your mind
so you can move and groove
and feel the beat of the time
sense the power in the air as it starts to move
you get a real good feeling that you just cant lose
-stand together

chcheck it out in aifst when its like put that shit back on the shelf and mca says it all like a mongoloid

[funk63]

hi josh

[freqsh0w]

hey fuck

[funk63]

:(

[freqsh0w]

jk

[funk63]

hows lafaklown

[funk63]

klowniana

[freqsh0w]

great hows assklowntown dc

[funk63]

just klowntabulous

[freakshow180]

Mine are:

I Think I'm Losing my Mind this time, this time I'm losing my mind, thats right said I think I'm losing my mind this time this time I'm losing my mind

-Mike D.-So Watcha Want

G-E-T-L-I-V-E alright - Putting shame in your game

[SocialScientist]

"I fucked around and I lost my tooth, I'm telling everybody it's the goddamned truth!"-Skills to pay the Bills

"Well I'm on, on till the crack of dawn, mowing down MC's like I'm mowing the lawn" -Pass The Mic (I hope they perform this @ the Berkeley show!)

Basically, all the words to "Hey Fuck You"-and the bass in the song is sick!!!:p(y) and "Shake Your Rump":D

[AznAlice]

I'm sure my choices probaly have been posted before but anyways...

A lot of the ones posted are also the ones I like..:cool:


"No one really knows what I'm talkin' about, yeah that's right my name is Yauch." - Sound of Science

'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder" - Rhymin' and Stealin'

"Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin' " - Rhymin' and Stealin'

"Come on y'all it's time to get nice" - Brass Monkey

***The song/lyrics to Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun***


" I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind" - So Wha'cha Want

"I´ve Got More Rhymes Than I'v Got Grey Hairs" - Sure Shot

"I'm A Newlywed, Not A Divorcee
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey" - Sure Shot

"I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna So I'm Gonna
Take A Piece Of The Pie, Why Not, I'm Not Quitting
Think I'm Gonna Change Up My Style Just To Fit In" - Sure Shot

"My name is MCA, I got a license to kill". - Paul Revere

"Get ready, cuz this ain't funny.
My name is Mike D and I'm about to get money." - Paul Revere

"I've got the gun, you've got the brew.
You've got two choices of what you can do.
It's not a tough descision as you can see.
I can blow you away or you can ride with me." - Paul Revere

"I got some words that apply to us..mesmerizing,tatalizing,captivating and devestating.." - Triple Trouble

"BAM super nature god damn
Cerrone on the microphone I am
Ad Rock a.k.a sharp cheddar
My rhymes are better
What the Helen in Troy is that?
Did I hear you say my rhymes is wack?
I'm beautiful you can't touch me " - Triple Trouble

"My man MCA got a beard like billygoat" - Shake Your Rump

"I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon" - Body Movin'

(y)

[she_s_crafty]

"we be gettin stupid in your area
causing all kinds of hysteria
my beats is sick like malaria
but dont worry i'll take care of ya!" 3 MCs and 1 DJ

"dont let me begin about heroin
living six feet deep jsut aint the move" Negotiation Limerick File

and anything off Remote Control

"she got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore, she'll show u a good time, then she'll show u the door" Hey Ladies

"i got friends in high places that are keepin me high" Hold it Now, Hit It

[insertnamehere]

[B]"I'm beautiful, you can't touch me... If you pick a rose, well you might just bleed!!!" (TT5B) :p


hmm... those words make a lot more sense. i always thought it was "if you pick your nose, you might just bleed"... which is also true, but doesn't really fit the rest of the context.

[insertnamehere]

oh yah, favorite lyrics contribution

lay it on me in its entirety... actually most of bboy bouillabaisse has some great lyrics

ima take off my drawers and ima let myself swing

a lotta sucker they be jonsin cause they hear me rock the mic / they be starin at the radio stayin up all night

yeah, you motherfuckers, im all that, i do what i want / they sayin how can you be so skinny and live SO phat

i feel like testin my luck cause i got nothin to lose cause i dont give a fuck

ummm.... and lots more too

[kleptomaniac]

It must be a drag just getting old
But I don't gotta worry cause I'm so damn cold
Kick it cold, cold rockin
My name is Adam Yauch and I know you all clockin

Educated no stupid yep
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresssh
I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville

Well I'm As Cool As A Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce
You've Got The Rhyme And Reason But Got No Cause
But If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker Than Grease
I've Got News For You Crews You'll Be Sucking Like A Leach

I put the pen to the paper and I went off
I'm dropping knowledge and wisdom like a mad head dog
Step into the function 'cause I'm representing
Lyrics on the brain and they sit fermenting
I try to go and learn the give and the go
Free up my mind let loose with the lyric flow
Trying to get frank get back, get back, right
Trying to stay positive and feeling alright

High roller ah big baller
I call 'em crullers but you know they're called crawlers
I keep it movin' to the broad daylight
BGirls of the world unite alright
Keep it on and on...

Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten
From the Battery to the top of Manhattan
Asian, Middle-Eastern and Latin
Black, White, New York you make it happen!

[Tompz]

the one about beating people with q-balls

CAR THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!

[de-nice]

If I 'known this was that kinda' party, I woulda' stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes...

:p