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LIMERICKFILE
08-14-2004, 02:25 PM
Hey everyone, try to find links to political shirts that you find hilarious. I know there will probably be a lot of "Jesus hates you cause you voted Bush" and stuff like that, but this one (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a291) gets my vote!
Danman3142004
08-14-2004, 02:56 PM
My favorite democrat election shirt was from 2000 and it said:
"Let's lick Dick and Bush in 2000"
deita
08-14-2004, 03:26 PM
LIMERICKFILE, I love that shirt! I might have to get one (y) thanx :)
ASsman
08-14-2004, 04:58 PM
*raises his hand*, O O O O O !O
http://assmang.cjb.net/files/Product_143_PrSpare2.jpg
LIMERICKFILE
08-14-2004, 06:18 PM
*raises his hand*, O O O O O !O
http://assmang.cjb.net/files/Product_143_PrSpare2.jpg
:eek: HOLY CRAP! :eek:
deita
08-14-2004, 06:46 PM
beautiful! i just emailed that to a bunch of my cohorts (y)
LIMERICKFILE
08-14-2004, 06:59 PM
:D
ASsman
08-15-2004, 06:21 AM
Ehhh, not really funny.... AT ALL! Sorry you loose points....
LIMERICKFILE
08-15-2004, 12:42 PM
The best election shirt is the one you wear the day you vote and affix a "I Voted Today" sticker upon (regardless of who you vote for).
Those stickers are stupid. Do you really need to advertise the fact that you voted? Do you think people are going to think differently of you when they see you with a sticker stating that you did something that millions of others did in the same day?
Anyway, that has nothing to do with the shirt you're wearing, since you could easily vote shirtless.
How about this one?
http://www.cafeshops.com/norml/184931
LIMERICKFILE
08-15-2004, 12:57 PM
How about this one?
http://www.cafeshops.com/norml/184931
Nice find! My buddy had that and I meant to try and find it. Fuckin' great! (y)
Nice find! My buddy had that and I meant to try and find it. Fuckin' great! (y)
I tried to find one for a dog though to post cuz they have doggy shirts.
That would have been the shit!
Those stickers are stupid. Do you really need to advertise the fact that you voted? Do you think people are going to think differently of you when they see you with a sticker stating that you did something that millions of others did in the same day?
Anyway, that has nothing to do with the shirt you're wearing, since you could easily vote shirtless.
Hey it's like when you used to go to the pediatrician when you were little,
you used to look forward to a sticker ( or in some cases a lollipop)
right?
Got to give adults a little incentive for voting.
Plus I thing it is cool.
They you see people who actually try or care to make a difference in our country.
Ace42
08-15-2004, 01:51 PM
I think voting should be a pre-requisite for receiving benefits. Even if it jsut means peopel go in and spoil their ballot, at least some people will think "hey, if I've got to be there anyway, may as well read a pamphlet or talk to a candidate"
LIMERICKFILE
08-15-2004, 02:31 PM
Millions of people don't vote. It brings awareness to voting.
So the abundance of ads on TV, radio, the internet, the fact that it seems to be on everyone's minds, everyone has an opinion one way or another on whether John Kerry will win, whether Bush will, whether Nader is simply stealing votes, whether abortion should be legal, immigration concerns, Homeland Security, Bush-bashing, crazy liberal, insane conservatives, Michael Moore is fat, Michael Moore is God......and a fucking sticker raises awareness to vote? Come on.
LIMERICKFILE
08-15-2004, 02:31 PM
I think voting should be a pre-requisite for receiving benefits. Even if it jsut means peopel go in and spoil their ballot, at least some people will think "hey, if I've got to be there anyway, may as well read a pamphlet or talk to a candidate"
(y)
ChrisLove
08-15-2004, 05:39 PM
John Kerry for president of France
eh what? Why do you want John Kerry to be president of France? That makes no sense. Did you make that yourself?
Ace42
08-15-2004, 05:54 PM
Okay you win I'm voting Kerry.!
If it were a true victory, you'd've rendered yourself deaf, dumb and blind and become a recluse far from humanity.
ASsman
08-15-2004, 06:18 PM
That's it I'm sick of being laughed at by you people. Okay you win I'm voting Kerry. I'll be at the conservative boards to see if I can get others to vote Kerry too. Thanks for making me see the liberal light!
He is also a douche bag, you would know that if your head wasn't so far up your ass. And its sad that you have to wait for someone to point out that you are a moron before you realize it. And stop it with those klingon fucking jokes, they are immature, I am sure your wife would not appreciate it.
Ace42
08-15-2004, 06:25 PM
what do you expect from a floater?
Funkaloyd
08-15-2004, 08:07 PM
voting should be a pre-requisite for receiving benefits
That'd be unfair to conservative and libertarian parties which are trying to scrap social benefits.
EN[i]GMA
08-15-2004, 09:39 PM
Give them the option to opt out of benefits. More for the rest of us.
ASsman
08-15-2004, 09:40 PM
Kill'em all !
ChrisLove
08-16-2004, 06:31 AM
A true conservative does not want to scrap social benefits. I realize we need well fare, and other social benefits. We just don't want un deserving people
bringing down the country because they WON'T work. That is the problem,
too many people only want a hand out. I do realize that there are people who truly need these benefits, that is why they are in place.
I think his point was that a system whereby benefits were dependant on voting would create political bias against conservatives who wished to limit benefits.
ASsman
08-16-2004, 09:36 AM
My wife thinks it is so funny she almost peed her pants.
Sources?
HAHAH!
TheWedge
08-16-2004, 11:46 AM
My wife thinks it is so funny she almost peed her pants.
HA HA
Gmsisko is fat AND his wife has bladder control issues.
Poor kid.
Funny Assman I have gotten a million compliments for both those shirts.
i imagine
"LOL i hate france too"
"HAHA POOP"
Whois
08-16-2004, 03:33 PM
They you see people who actually try or care to make a difference in our country.
...or they see a bunch of sheep voting to see who shears them next.
...or they see a bunch of sheep voting to see who shears them next.
sheep,whatever, at least they care and they are not lazy...
Whois
08-16-2004, 03:40 PM
Bumper sticker: http://www.chaosium.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=519&osCsid=53ada02e066c1cd2d88317b3937a7fd6
T-Shirt: http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/cart/248114.html
mcaismyhero
08-16-2004, 04:40 PM
My wife thinks it is so funny she almost peed her pants.
Yeah. Your "wife." So that's what they call 'em these days.
ASsman
08-16-2004, 07:51 PM
Can't spell B-U-S-H without B-S. I just thought that up...
Ace42
08-16-2004, 11:17 PM
Can't spell B-U-S-H without B-S. I just thought that up...
That's rather good. You need to photoshop that into a logo. Possibly of him spoon-feeding excrement to a wheel-chair bound retard.
DroppinScience
08-17-2004, 12:39 AM
My wife thinks it is so funny she almost peed her pants.
And then she sprung a leak and deflated. Zing! :p
EN[i]GMA
08-17-2004, 06:02 AM
2 for DroppinScience!
DroppinScience
08-17-2004, 12:39 PM
Actually if I was fat I would simply SUE MCDONALDS for making me that way.
And with these liberal judges I would win.
Stupid 13-year-old.
The guy filed a law suit. He didn't win anything yet. They could very well shoot it down. How do you know there aren't "conservative judges" presiding over his case? :p
LIMERICKFILE
08-17-2004, 01:27 PM
How do you know there aren't "conservative judges" presiding over his case? :p
Because assumptions are easier to handle.
ASsman
08-17-2004, 03:09 PM
Hmm whatever happened to DJHurricane, CUT CUT FASTER BITCH!
Funkaloyd
08-17-2004, 05:56 PM
Stupid 13-year-old.
I was 13 once. I could speak English and put forth a decent argument.
ASsman
08-17-2004, 08:39 PM
I was was a man-slut at 13, and a published author.
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