DroppinScience
08-30-2004, 10:09 PM
All you New Yorkers, if you wanna get some tail this convention season, try these words on for size! :p
Highly reccomend READ Magazine. :)
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http://www.readmag.com/Columns/republican-pick-up-lines.htm
Republican Pick-up Lines
by the Readmag Forum
This week, thousands of disgusting little Republicans have greedily descended upon the one place where they would be least welcome. But there is good in every situation. For one, we've got a sudden influx of sheltered, rigid white women, yearning for some deep dicking, and for another, we've got tens of thousands of scantily clad protestors who are probably well-versed in casual and experimental sex.
So the question isn't, how are we going to survive the Republican National Convention? It's, how am I going to get laid? That is why we at Readmag have come up with these failsafe pick up lines, to be used for Republicans and protestors.
Republican Pick-Up Lines:
1. I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?
2. Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!
3. I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
4. Didn't we meet at a Klan rally?
5. You must be a WASP cuz I want you to Bee mine.
6. I love Dick n' Bush.
7. Check out my new Banana Republic shirt.
8. When I ejaculate, you'll see a thousand points of light.
9. The logo for our party is an elephant. Want to see what the elephant and I have in common?
10. Wanna control the media... together?
11. How about I leave no child behind... in your womb!
12. You like country music TOO??
13. I'm white, you're white - it can't just be coincidence!
14. You put the "leg" in "delegate".
15. GOP milk?
16. I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.
17. Looking at you has been the only thing that's ever made me question abstinence education.
18. Make like the surplus and go down on me.
19. Wanna find out why they call me a Repub-lickin'?
20. Another drink, Barbara and Jenna?
21. You got more curves than a NASCAR race track!
22. Hey, let's go strangle some kittens!
23. You're just like Ann Coulter, but without the penis!
24. How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.
25. (Slap her ass) Preemptive strike!
Protestor Pick-Up Lines:
1. Do you smell patchouli?
2. No blood for oil! Unless it's massage oil, if you catch my drift.
3. You know, this isn't the first time I've been in handcuffs.
4. Baby, you are hotter than the flag we're burning.
5. Ooh, dreadlocks! Does the carpet match the curtains?
6. Bush might shame America, but you certainly don't shame that tank-top.
7. I want Peace too - a Piece of your ass!
8. You listen to Air America? Whattaya know, I'm the other listener.
9. Let's protest in the nude... in my bedroom.
10. Turn around and let me do to you what Bush has done to America!
11. Hey, is that a bong in you pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
12. You are Church and your clothes are State. I believe in separation.
13. You run a blog TOO?
14. Let's save the trees with all these thousands of signs, banners, and flyers! Oh wait...
15. You're just like granola - flakey and nutty.
16. You're a feminist? That is SO cute...
17. You may be vegetarian, but I got a sausage you can't resist.
18. You believe in abortion, so what do we have to lose?
19. Do you believe in gun control? Because I'm about to fire off a shot in my pants.
20. I know milk does the body good, but dammnnn... soy milk does too?
21. Pardon me, have you seen my friend Michael Moore?
22. You're just like Hillary Clinton, but without the penis!
23. Isn't it funny that we're for clean air, and yet we smell like a combination of pot and ass?
24. Say, you look just like Vanessa Kerry. (This only works if you want to pick up a police horse.)
25. (If you're a shaved girl) Read my lips, no more Bush!
Highly reccomend READ Magazine. :)
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http://www.readmag.com/Columns/republican-pick-up-lines.htm
Republican Pick-up Lines
by the Readmag Forum
This week, thousands of disgusting little Republicans have greedily descended upon the one place where they would be least welcome. But there is good in every situation. For one, we've got a sudden influx of sheltered, rigid white women, yearning for some deep dicking, and for another, we've got tens of thousands of scantily clad protestors who are probably well-versed in casual and experimental sex.
So the question isn't, how are we going to survive the Republican National Convention? It's, how am I going to get laid? That is why we at Readmag have come up with these failsafe pick up lines, to be used for Republicans and protestors.
Republican Pick-Up Lines:
1. I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?
2. Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!
3. I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
4. Didn't we meet at a Klan rally?
5. You must be a WASP cuz I want you to Bee mine.
6. I love Dick n' Bush.
7. Check out my new Banana Republic shirt.
8. When I ejaculate, you'll see a thousand points of light.
9. The logo for our party is an elephant. Want to see what the elephant and I have in common?
10. Wanna control the media... together?
11. How about I leave no child behind... in your womb!
12. You like country music TOO??
13. I'm white, you're white - it can't just be coincidence!
14. You put the "leg" in "delegate".
15. GOP milk?
16. I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.
17. Looking at you has been the only thing that's ever made me question abstinence education.
18. Make like the surplus and go down on me.
19. Wanna find out why they call me a Repub-lickin'?
20. Another drink, Barbara and Jenna?
21. You got more curves than a NASCAR race track!
22. Hey, let's go strangle some kittens!
23. You're just like Ann Coulter, but without the penis!
24. How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.
25. (Slap her ass) Preemptive strike!
Protestor Pick-Up Lines:
1. Do you smell patchouli?
2. No blood for oil! Unless it's massage oil, if you catch my drift.
3. You know, this isn't the first time I've been in handcuffs.
4. Baby, you are hotter than the flag we're burning.
5. Ooh, dreadlocks! Does the carpet match the curtains?
6. Bush might shame America, but you certainly don't shame that tank-top.
7. I want Peace too - a Piece of your ass!
8. You listen to Air America? Whattaya know, I'm the other listener.
9. Let's protest in the nude... in my bedroom.
10. Turn around and let me do to you what Bush has done to America!
11. Hey, is that a bong in you pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
12. You are Church and your clothes are State. I believe in separation.
13. You run a blog TOO?
14. Let's save the trees with all these thousands of signs, banners, and flyers! Oh wait...
15. You're just like granola - flakey and nutty.
16. You're a feminist? That is SO cute...
17. You may be vegetarian, but I got a sausage you can't resist.
18. You believe in abortion, so what do we have to lose?
19. Do you believe in gun control? Because I'm about to fire off a shot in my pants.
20. I know milk does the body good, but dammnnn... soy milk does too?
21. Pardon me, have you seen my friend Michael Moore?
22. You're just like Hillary Clinton, but without the penis!
23. Isn't it funny that we're for clean air, and yet we smell like a combination of pot and ass?
24. Say, you look just like Vanessa Kerry. (This only works if you want to pick up a police horse.)
25. (If you're a shaved girl) Read my lips, no more Bush!