The best pizza ever.

[Elusive]

It will be hard to make this unless you work at a pizza chain, but

One slapped out pizza dough
add pizza sauce, and garlic butter (spread garlic butter all the way out to crust)
Add ground beef, bacon....
Add crushed red pepper
add cheese, (also let some cheese get on the crust.)
Add pepperoni on top of cheese....
squeeze out pineaple juice from pineapple all over the pizza, be liberal...
cook in oven
The pepperonis will cook strangely if you apply the correct amount of pineapple juice, and the combination of hot red pepper/sweet pineapple is good.

Also, pesto pizza, made with pesto sauce, chopped chicken breast, small amounts of bacon and pizza sauce, parmesian...
good stuff.
Enjoy a heart attack in style!!

[ASHLEY]

sounds yummy, better than your ketchup spaghetto's......
when are you inviting me over for dinner? :p

[Tone Capone]

That's a great idea.

I like pineapple and ham... and then remove the pineapple so it's still kinda sweet.... your pizza sounds terrific!

[Elusive]

yes ham can also be substituted/added.
Removing the pineapple can be remedied by just using the juice,
or, crushing it up alot then putting it on there....
as I hate the chunks of pineapple, it messes with the consistancy.
Thanks for the compliment,,
thats the only reason I miss my last job, cause I want some of that pizza again...

[Elusive]

Ashley I thought you were not a meat eater?
I mean, you can make a dead animal free version of this meal, I'm sure....

[ASHLEY]

Ashley I thought you were not a meat eater?
I mean, you can make a dead animal free version of this meal, I'm sure....


I will just pick off the dead animal and put it on your plate....more for you :)

[jabumbo]

mmm, dead animal, mmmm

[Leonie]

Turkish pizza is tasty.. only I head REALY hot sauce on it.. It burned my mouth.

[A. Remin' D.]

When I make pizza I use my ma's real Italian recipe, too bad the recipe's a family secret! :D

[GreenFairy]

When I make pizza I use my ma's real Italian recipe
You have all my respect! :p
Italian pizza is the best...no doubt! Is not for patriotism, just for respect to the real and tasty cooking :D

[A. Remin' D.]

You have all my respect! :p
Italian pizza is the best...no doubt! Is not for patriotism, just for respect to the real and tasty cooking :D

Hey where do you live in Italy? My relatives came from around Ortona, which is east of Rome, on the east coast.

[discopants]

MEAT FEAST!!!

[GreenFairy]

Hey where do you live in Italy? My relatives came from around Ortona, which is east of Rome, on the east coast.
I live in Tuscany, precisely in Livorno (near Pisa, do you know?).
Have you ever seen Italy?

[Vic Colfari]

I love pizza.

[nahema]

I love a classic : here is called Pizza Margherita.
Tomato sauce and mozzarella....i love it :D

[A. Remin' D.]

I live in Tuscany, precisely in Livorno (near Pisa, do you know?).
Have you ever seen Italy?

No, haven't ever been there, I'd like to though.

[GreenFairy]

I love a classic : here is called Pizza Margherita.
Tomato sauce and mozzarella....i love it :D
Margherita is the best! Simply and tasty (y)

[jabumbo]

I love a classic : here is called Pizza Margherita.
Tomato sauce and mozzarella....i love it :D

that stuff is simply delicious

[nahema]

too delicious jabu :D

[Extra Cheese]

- pick up receiver
- dial the number to that fat eye-talian guy's restaurant
- tell them you want one pie well-done crispy but not burnt
- wait 30-40 minutes
- answer the door
- move pizza box from delivery guy's hands to yours
- give him money
- close door
- eat

serves 3-4, 2 if you're some hungry motherfuckers

[paulk]

^ correct.

In Las Vegas you call Metro Pizza, the closest thing to real pizza around here.

I don't know what that shit is in the original post, it sounds like something you eat when you drank too many wine coolers or something.

[discopants]

So what's best- thin or deep pan pizza?
Deep all the way.

[synch]

Why did I know there was going to be pineapple on it before I clicked it :(

[A. Remin' D.]

dial the number to that fat eye-talian guy's restaurant

Alright that was just fuckin stereotypical right there BITCH! (n) And anyway it's pronounced ih-talian, because that's how we IH-talians say it, you fuckin racist bitch!

[GreenFairy]

Alright that was just fuckin stereotypical right there BITCH! (n) And anyway it's pronounced ih-talian, because that's how we IH-talians say it, you fuckin racist bitch!
you know...there's a lot of racist people but at last they eat our food :rolleyes:

[A. Remin' D.]

you know...there's a lot of racist people but at last they eat our food :rolleyes:

Yeah, they can't resist :D

[paulk]

Thin crust.

[GreenFairy]

Thin crust.
Mmm do you like thin crust? Is not bad but the real pizza "made in napoli" is soft and with the thick crust...it's so good!! (y)



pizza I love you
pizza I need you

[Extra Cheese]

Alright that was just fuckin stereotypical right there BITCH! (n) And anyway it's pronounced ih-talian, because that's how we IH-talians say it, you fuckin racist bitch!

thats funny cuz what i said was neither a stereotype nor racist.

hugs and kisses

[Elusive]

Why did I know there was going to be pineapple on it before I clicked it :(

not pineapples, just the juice, or at most super crushed pineapples.
and I was very skeptical at first, but after working
at a papa johns for a long time, you get a little creative.
I don't work there at the moment, but I think I need to go
back there and make one of these pizzas. they are really
actually very tasty... but not particularly healthy...

[alruggs]

In Las Vegas you call Metro Pizza, the closest thing to real pizza around here.


so very true