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bilbo
09-10-2004, 11:34 AM
Bush v. Christ (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/atrios/jesusbush.jpg)

Bob
09-10-2004, 12:25 PM
bush goes down in 4 rounds

BangkokB
09-10-2004, 12:30 PM
If this was a phone, Bilbo that would have earned you the #5 Spot

Well Done

brianavalentino
09-10-2004, 03:22 PM
I don't know if you are kidding or not but it is true, whether these conservative pricks choose to believe that or not. I'm not even religious, I'm actually agnostic, but I'm sick of guys like Bush who are such obvious hypocrites. If you want to believe in it that's one thing, that's fine, but follow the freaking principles of Christianity, you know, LOVE THY NEIGHBOR and whatnot. Bush hides behind that cross I swear. Sorry I just had to rant, I'm so afraid he's going to get re-elected. It's a good thing I'm moving to the UK.

ASsman
09-10-2004, 04:11 PM
The Bible teaches consequences for actions. Saddam got what he deserved.
Yah, but not in your hands, unless you are without sin you best put that stone down bitch.

I'd take Jesus over Bush or anyone any day! Jesus said himself, He did not come to do away with the law, he came to fulfill it.
Youd take anyone over Bush anyday?
Also he did come to do away with the Law of Moses douche bag.

Marlene
09-10-2004, 09:22 PM
excellent! i truly believe christians who are true to the compassionate and loving message jesus christ brought forth would never vote for someone like george w. bush. unfortunately, there's a lot of hypocrisy in religion. :(

like2_drink
09-10-2004, 10:00 PM
man jesus would smite the hell out of bush if they ever duked it out

Bob
09-10-2004, 10:02 PM
no way dude jesus was a pacifist

infidel
09-10-2004, 10:16 PM
The savior who wants to turn men into angels is as much a hater of human nature as the totalitarian despot who wants to turn them into puppets.
Joseph Stalin


If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
unknown

All religions must be tolerated, for every man must get to heaven in his own way.
Frederick The Great

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that demons own all the liquor stores in Heaven.
me

Bob
09-10-2004, 10:46 PM
who's to say that after 2000 years jesus hasn't changed his mind?

i mean for gods sake, i've changed my political stance 3 times over the past 5 years, you know? jesus was human too

Funkaloyd
09-11-2004, 06:39 AM
He also made the law more harsh.

Old Testament God smote believers and non-believers alike, often for petty mistakes (teasing). Christians like you believe that sins can go unpunished, and that the majority of Jesus's teachings need not be observed, as long as one believes that Jesus was the saviour.
Were his teachings harsher than those found in the Old Testament? Perhaps (eternal damnation if a person does not sell all of his or her possessions), but you certainly don't believe they were.

Johanna
09-11-2004, 07:09 AM
both suck!

Abe Froman
09-11-2004, 08:12 AM
haha

Whois
09-11-2004, 09:41 AM
Yes my friend Jesus was human, but He was also God.
The Bible says God does not change !!! He is the same loving God who died for you and me.

Your buddy Christ must really hate Floriduh...

ASsman
09-11-2004, 09:42 AM
Sisko is a Jehova's Witness not Catholic. Also Im not sure what version of the Bible hes reading, Im guessing the one with more contradictions.

infidel
09-11-2004, 10:30 AM
I passed by a Jehovah's Witness assembly hall, I assume that's where they make 'em.

Bob
09-11-2004, 12:37 PM
Yes my friend Jesus was human, but He was also God.
The Bible says God does not change !!! He is the same loving God who died for you and me.

in one religion

SobaViolence
09-11-2004, 03:20 PM
Christianity is just polytheism in disguise.

Holy Trinity? Fuck that, worship one god and stick to it.

travesty
09-12-2004, 11:06 PM
Yah, but not in your hands, unless you are without sin you best put that stone down bitch.

CLASSIC! (y)

ChrisLove
09-12-2004, 11:30 PM
It would be close, I would back however was signed to Don King, so I guess its going to be Bush on a points decision.....

Destroyer
09-13-2004, 12:35 AM
General Religious Discussion!? :confused: Homos.

sneakyimp
09-13-2004, 11:12 AM
The bible is mediocre fiction--and quite dated.

if jesus were alive today, Bush would behave like Ceasar and would probably order Jesus sent to gitmo or abu ghraib. and jesus would take it right on the chin happily.