i should be president

[TurdBerglar]

yes i should

[Auton]

(y)

[TurdBerglar]

well that was quick

[Auton]

yeah, it was wasn't it?

[Whois]

yes i should

No, Cthulhu should be President...

http://www.cthulhu.org
(y)

[TurdBerglar]

the first thing i would do is heavily tax the wealthy and use that money to boost the educational system. there's no reason to hoard money. spread the wealth, baby. the next thing i would do is ban all types of handguns and assault weapons, hunting riffles are fine. the next thing i would do is wait to be assasinated by some asshole who thinks i've infringed on his meaningless rights

[Jasonik]

Prepare to die.

[TurdBerglar]

edit

[Auton]

legalize prostitution?!?!?!?!

[TurdBerglar]

legalize prostitution?!?!?!?!


people in general are too stupid to for that responsibility

[Jasonik]

But won't your gold plated textbooks and blingin' teachers solve that problem?

[TurdBerglar]

But won't your gold plated textbooks and blingin' teachers solve that problem?



it will take decades for any of that to take affect

[TurdBerglar]

one more thing. if you're not fit to have children you will be neutered

[Auton]

people in general are too stupid to for that responsibility

dAmN yOu BeRgLaR!!!1!11!11

[Jasonik]

one more thing. if you're not fit to have children you will be neutered
They actually did that to orphans in the 50's. They were tested and the onnes that didn't pass were, ummm.... fixed.

[TurdBerglar]

They actually did that to orphans in the 50's. They were tested and the onnes that didn't pass were, ummm.... fixed.


they should still do it today.



you ever notice that the idiots have litters upon litters of children while everyone else has like one or two kids or non at all? we're in a process of dievolution

[infidel]

If your name is really TurdBerglar I'll damn sure vote for you

[laserx54]

i'll vote for ANYONE that's not Bush.

I'll vote for a ham sandwich

[Whois]

they should still do it today.



you ever notice that the idiots have litters upon litters of children while everyone else has like one or two kids or non at all? we're in a process of dievolution

We are Devo! :D

[SobaViolence]

dude, could you also give Michigan back to Canada?

and Texas to Mexico (plus the other parts stolen)?

that'd be great, thanks.

[Bob]

turdberglar/ham sandwich in 2004

[TurdBerglar]

dude, could you also give Michigan back to Canada?

and Texas to Mexico (plus the other parts stolen)?

that'd be great, thanks.


texas can go back but michigan is staying

[TurdBerglar]

turdberglar/ham sandwich in 2004


no no, my running mate will be a roastbeef grinder

[Johanna]

i believe in you Turd! (y)