valvano
09-16-2004, 07:08 AM
one day god is watching the oprah show and the show is about men who are afraid of being castrated while riding a woman's bicycle. so god decides thats its, he going to end the world. his experiment has failed. so the next day he calls up the new york times and says "hey, this is god, just to let you know i am ending the world the day after tomorrow" the news guy responds "oh no, why!!" god says "well, man has taken sex, the most beautiful thing i created, and totally destroyed it, i am very saddened" so the reporter asks god "wow, this is a big scoop, does anybody else know?" god, being the honest guy he is, says "well, to be fair i am going to call some other papers and let them know as well".....
so the next day all the newspapers come out
first comes the new york times. front page story "god announces world ends tomorrow, story section g page 30" they stick it in the back like they do with most real news
then usa today "its over"..nothing else..
wall street journal "god announces world ends tomorrow, markets to close early today"...the trading of stock continues up until the end
finally, the washington post comes out. "god announces world to end tomorrow. study finds women and minorities hit hardest"
:D :D :D
so the next day all the newspapers come out
first comes the new york times. front page story "god announces world ends tomorrow, story section g page 30" they stick it in the back like they do with most real news
then usa today "its over"..nothing else..
wall street journal "god announces world ends tomorrow, markets to close early today"...the trading of stock continues up until the end
finally, the washington post comes out. "god announces world to end tomorrow. study finds women and minorities hit hardest"
:D :D :D