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09-16-2004, 10:43 AM
The Lyghter Side by Matthew "M-Lyte" Walker
Bush is On Point, Yo!
I know there are a lot of player-haters out there who think that President Bush isn’t the right man for the job, that he’s straight tripping. There are a lot of people out there who are going to tell you that President Bush can’t get his shit together. Don't listen to those haters.They're going to tell you that John Kerry is a player. They’ll tell you John Kerry’s going to be your nizzle and score you everything you need to raise your baby and your baby’s mama. I’m here to tell you that all the people saying that President Bush isn’t the dopest candidate out there is wack.
When the United States was attacked on September 11th by some people who don’t think we’re the slickest mo-fos in the world, who got all up in their grille and told them they were going to pay for their attack on our crib? President Bush did.
When Saddam Hussein was messing around with the United Nations and the world, who had the guts to tell him to back his shit up? Who had the guts to go in there, guns blazing like motherfucking Scarface and take his ass out? Who stepped his shit up and screamed, “Say hello to my little friend?” President Bush did.
When the United States Armed forces needed more kizash to maintain its position as the strongest military in the world, who put together an $87 billion package to fund our troops with tight gear and dope weapons and aircraft? Whose administration wrote the appropriations bill that made all of that crazy shit a reality? President Bush did.
When the economy was stagnating, who rolled back those wack taxes on investments and capital gains and went balls out to create an ownership society to allow even those with minor ducats to purchase their own cribs and invest in stocks like Nextel, baby clothes and sneaker companies? President Bush did.
When the children of this country weren’t getting the mad knowledge they needed to get into college, who put his shit on the line and created the No Child Left Behind initiative to put the onus on teachers and principals to improve schools and take care of they kids? President Bush did.
When the job market was tight, and not in a good way, who created programs to get folks the mad skillz they needed to compete in a competitive job market and function at the top level?” Who got them into technical colleges and workshops to showcase their fly moves? President bush did.
Who worked to create more jobs where his peeps need them most? Who created jobs in places like Boston Market, Burger King and grocery stores, so kids could get the loot they needed to live their everyday lives and afford dope gear like FUBU, Roca and Sean John? President Bush did.
Who worked with his homies in the Senate and House of Representatives and said “Oh no you di’int” to partial birth abortion, making sure that fewer shorties get capped and grow up to make their mamas proud? President Bush did.
President Bush has the mad hype policies to get you the shit that you need to live a dope life and do the right thing. The next time that someone gets up in your shit and tells you that President Bush isn’t the right man for the job, you tell them that President Bush is on point, yo!
Peace out from M-Lyte.
p.s. This is a parody.
Bush is On Point, Yo!
I know there are a lot of player-haters out there who think that President Bush isn’t the right man for the job, that he’s straight tripping. There are a lot of people out there who are going to tell you that President Bush can’t get his shit together. Don't listen to those haters.They're going to tell you that John Kerry is a player. They’ll tell you John Kerry’s going to be your nizzle and score you everything you need to raise your baby and your baby’s mama. I’m here to tell you that all the people saying that President Bush isn’t the dopest candidate out there is wack.
When the United States was attacked on September 11th by some people who don’t think we’re the slickest mo-fos in the world, who got all up in their grille and told them they were going to pay for their attack on our crib? President Bush did.
When Saddam Hussein was messing around with the United Nations and the world, who had the guts to tell him to back his shit up? Who had the guts to go in there, guns blazing like motherfucking Scarface and take his ass out? Who stepped his shit up and screamed, “Say hello to my little friend?” President Bush did.
When the United States Armed forces needed more kizash to maintain its position as the strongest military in the world, who put together an $87 billion package to fund our troops with tight gear and dope weapons and aircraft? Whose administration wrote the appropriations bill that made all of that crazy shit a reality? President Bush did.
When the economy was stagnating, who rolled back those wack taxes on investments and capital gains and went balls out to create an ownership society to allow even those with minor ducats to purchase their own cribs and invest in stocks like Nextel, baby clothes and sneaker companies? President Bush did.
When the children of this country weren’t getting the mad knowledge they needed to get into college, who put his shit on the line and created the No Child Left Behind initiative to put the onus on teachers and principals to improve schools and take care of they kids? President Bush did.
When the job market was tight, and not in a good way, who created programs to get folks the mad skillz they needed to compete in a competitive job market and function at the top level?” Who got them into technical colleges and workshops to showcase their fly moves? President bush did.
Who worked to create more jobs where his peeps need them most? Who created jobs in places like Boston Market, Burger King and grocery stores, so kids could get the loot they needed to live their everyday lives and afford dope gear like FUBU, Roca and Sean John? President Bush did.
Who worked with his homies in the Senate and House of Representatives and said “Oh no you di’int” to partial birth abortion, making sure that fewer shorties get capped and grow up to make their mamas proud? President Bush did.
President Bush has the mad hype policies to get you the shit that you need to live a dope life and do the right thing. The next time that someone gets up in your shit and tells you that President Bush isn’t the right man for the job, you tell them that President Bush is on point, yo!
Peace out from M-Lyte.
p.s. This is a parody.