I am too Sexy

[ASHLEY]

Look at my muscles

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/ashley_crawford/haar.bmp

[Audielicious]

When you post bitmaps it takes a long time for them to load.

[monkey]

so is that really you or another one of the people you'd like to look like?

[ASHLEY]

so is that really you or another one of the people you'd like to look like?

Dont you have some cinderblocks to go pierce?

[Brass_Munkey]

I would like to see an actual picture of Ashley.

[monkey]

Dont you have some cinderblocks to go pierce?

oo i did that yesterday. today all i have to do is look at pictures of you.

[ASHLEY]

oo i did that yesterday. today all i have to do is look at pictures of you.

ok, now go run along...and make more threads about your breasts.

[monkey]

ok, now go run along...and make more threads about your breasts.

i dont have to! other people do it for me!

[ASHLEY]

i dont have to! other people do it for me!

Do they ever posts threads about your face?

[monkey]

Do they ever posts threads about your face?

oh my! it does look like i have a fan (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=29166&page=1&pp=30)

[ASHLEY]

oh my! it does look like i have a fan (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=29166&page=1&pp=30)

I am not 12, and I have taste.

[monkey]

I am not 12, and I have taste.

oh you're right. my face = hideous. but really, i dont need my friends to set me up on blind dates. once people hear im a real woman (with nothing hidden in my pants), they like me just fine.

[Daisy]

now girls...

Let's go shop and have a mocha!

[ProfJIM]

ladies ladies please
there is only one way to settle this

a ring
some jello
and some tight, tiny clothes

LETS GET IT ON

[Daisy]

ladies ladies please
there is only one way to settle this

a ring
some jello
and some tight, tiny clothes

LETS GET IT ON

perv...

You first :cool:

[monkey]

ladies ladies please
there is only one way to settle this

a ring
some jello
and some tight, tiny clothes

LETS GET IT ON


jim.. now you know that's unfair. im too little to fight a man.

[ProfJIM]

perv...

You first :cool:


sure, i'll wrestle pauli

[ProfJIM]

jim.. now you know that's unfair. im too little to fight a man.


oh yeah thats right

[ASHLEY]

oh you're right. my face = hideous. but really, i dont need my friends to set me up on blind dates. once people hear im a real woman (with nothing hidden in my pants), they like me just fine.

Youre right Pauli, I should meet my guys on BBMB then..... huh?
Since your so experienced and all.

[Abe Froman]

http://www.elihunter.com/cat_folder/cat_pics/cat_fight.jpg

[monkey]

Youre right Pauli, I should meet my guys on BBMB then..... huh?
Since your so experienced and all.

well, see, im not sure the guys here will go for your deal...
as far as i know, the straight ones like real girls. and the gay ones like real men. hybrids are just odd.

and, p.s., i never showed my boobs like this. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=462366&postcount=904)

[ASHLEY]

well, see, im not sure the guys here will go for your deal...
as far as i know, the straight ones like real girls. and the gay ones like real men. hybrids are just odd.

and, p.s., i never showed my boobs like this. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=462366&postcount=904)

Thank god for that *cringe*

[ProfJIM]

i call a boob-offathon



this thread is lame (n)

[monkey]

Thank god for that *cringe*

yea...it takes a special kind of person to put that kind of thing out there, right?

[ProfJIM]

but it was a black and white picture

that makes it art :rolleyes:

[monkey]

this thread is lame (n)

some people need a to get their post count to 3000

[ASHLEY]

yea...it takes a special kind of person to put that kind of thing out there, right?

and what exactly do you call Victoria Secret models? whores?
because they take pictures in lingerie. Whats the difference.

[monkey]

and what exactly do you call Victoria Secret models? whores?
because they take pictures in lingerie. Whats the difference.

i never mentioned the word whore! oh my... arent we jumping the gun a little bit.
as for the victoria secret models? well, i dont see one posting her lovely bra-encased boobs on the bbmb. that's what the catalog is for.

[Audielicious]

http://www.bestofhumor.com/funnies2/attentionwhore.jpg

[ASHLEY]

i never mentioned the word whore! oh my... arent we jumping the gun a little bit.
as for the victoria secret models? well, i dont see one posting her lovely bra-encased boobs on the bbmb. that's what the catalog is for.

If you have something to say then fucking say it, you have been making lame comments about what I did for a while now, speak up or shut up.

[monkey]

So, if they actually think your ugly...do you think they are going to tell you that? Its easy to throw out a compliment.


ashley, i think you're a gorgeous lady

[ASHLEY]

ashley, i think you're a gorgeous lady

exactly.

[Siti]

ashley, i think you're a gorgeous lady

i thought you're goin to say that she's a slut somethin..hahahaha!

[ScarySquirrel]

Personally, I have no problems with either one posting pictures of boobs. It's quite alright with me.

[chromium05]

^^^ seconded right there. :D

[little j]

that was really entertaining up until the part where pauli tells ashley she's lovely.
girlfights are fun

[P of R]

The sexyness of this boards members is way to high.

[ProfJIM]

that was really entertaining up until the part where pauli tells ashley she's lovely.
girlfights are fun


boy, that just whizzed over EVERYBODY'S head

[beastieangel01]

http://www.elihunter.com/cat_folder/cat_pics/cat_fight.jpg

hahaha awesome.

[cosmo105]

http://www.elihunter.com/cat_folder/cat_pics/cat_fight.jpg
ZING!

[kll]

this is quite entertaining... i'd be curious as to both of your blood pressures as you type back and forth, back and forth..

[Bitchamachacha]

Okay..you girls should throw down in a mud wrestling pit ................

and accidently eat each other's twats.


That would be MUCH more interesting than this thread.

[kll]

is there an actual picture of Ashley on this board? for someone who has so much to say about everyone else, i am curious as to who this person (male or female) is who beats all of us out on looks, wit, intelligence, etc.

[monkey]

this is quite entertaining... i'd be curious as to both of your blood pressures as you type back and forth, back and forth..

i was actually quite relaxed during the entire ordeal.
her "zings" dont really bug me. i mean, it's the internet....

[Lex Diamonds]

They reckon Bob Marley's dead but he's not man cos I saw him on the TV last night...

Still liked him, you know.