ASsman
10-21-2004, 07:00 AM
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George W. Bush ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Oct 21, 2004 at 08:53:28 EDT
Houston, Texas (INDY) - Famed President George W. Bush was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in Houston last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson John Dilso, police entered the home of known crack dealer Robert Hannikan at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found George W. Bush, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When Bush was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. Bush to the Houston County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
Bush has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Bush has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
( Haha, look gmsisko1. I can report fake news too!)
George W. Bush ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Oct 21, 2004 at 08:53:28 EDT
Houston, Texas (INDY) - Famed President George W. Bush was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in Houston last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson John Dilso, police entered the home of known crack dealer Robert Hannikan at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found George W. Bush, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."
"When Bush was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mr. Bush to the Houston County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000 bond.
Bush has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Bush has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
( Haha, look gmsisko1. I can report fake news too!)