Stealing campaign signs

[D_Raay]

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/cda/article_print/0,1983,DRMN_36_3264139_ARTICLE-DETAIL-PRINT,00.html

This story was too funny not to post.

A Lakewood Republican stealing campaign signs late one night got nabbed when he ran across a low- hanging driveway chain, fell face first onto a pilfered sign and the concrete and knocked himself unconscious.

Wagner, who unsuccessfully tried to steal a "Dave Thomas" congressional sign that evening, had signs for other Democratic candidates in his Toyota pickup, Wheat Ridge police reported.

"I did a very stupid thing," Wagner said Monday, admitting theft of the signs. "I got caught up in the political passions of this highly contested election."

I didn't know Sisko had a brother in Colorado.

[D_Raay]

You know my wife, who works at a local veterinary clinic, told me that some 20 year old college student who works with her was bragging that she and her girlfriends had gone out stealing Kerry/Edwards signs off people's PROPERTY and were replacing them with Bush/Cheney signs. 20 years old! It's mind boggling the depth of the stupidity and ignorance that abounds in this country, even with young people.

[infidel]

It's because bushitis is the fourth stage of syphilis

[bdavid]

The best part is that there is no way any Kerry supporter would ever steal signs.


Never, ever.


Each individual Kerry voter is of the highest moral standards.

[IceGargoylle]

The best part is that there is no way any Kerry supporter would ever steal signs.


Never, ever.


Each individual Kerry voter is of the highest moral standards.

ZING!!

[Documad]

The guy about a mile from me lost his huge Bush sign. He replaced it with a big board with red letters that look like they were written in blood. It says "you can steal my sign, but you can't take my first amendment rights, vote Bush". I'm a huge Kerry person, but I think it's a clever way to handle the situation.

[ASsman]

Some stupid fuck stole the Kerry/Edwards sticker off my girlfriend's car the other day. We're debating about sinking to their level......times 10.
I would sterilize him. Justice is for society, not for yourself. Remember that.




The best part is that there is no way any Kerry supporter would ever steal signs.
Meh, only stupid fucks like you say shit like that. Or are you trying to say we are incapable of seing a fallacy. Because if you are, you can go fuck yourself.

[DJ_Skrilla]

okay my story. there is a huge intersection by my house that i drive by alot and its up in a richer type neighborhood (bush fans should know what i mean) anyways someone put up 2 huge kerry edwards banners at the intersection in a vacant lot. Well some bad bush supporter decided to not take them down but cut huge holes in them so u could still tell what it was, but that some moron had cut a hole in it. So then a few days later i saw a sign someone replaced the kerry sign with spraypainted "VANDALS for BUSH" and I thought it was hilarious. Of course that got knocked down soon after. So I am driving by one morning and I see the Vandals sign knocked over and so I stop and put it back up and make sure it wont "blow over" again.... anyways I drive by it about 3 hours later and it was completely stolen. Funny shit. I should take a picture of the remnants of the other kerry sign.... Bush has got a week left till he is outta here. In oregon u can vote by mail so we already voted and are done. No suprised catching Bin Laden to fuck us over. Kerrys got this state for sure.... Its funny though I have heard of reports of tons of Kerry sign thefts in the news. I think its funny when they catch the dumfucks doing it....

[Documad]

The guy about a mile from me lost his huge Bush sign. He replaced it with a big board with red letters that look like they were written in blood. It says "you can steal my sign, but you can't take my first amendment rights, vote Bush". I'm a huge Kerry person, but I think it's a clever way to handle the situation.

Okay, now the guy's new handwritten Bush sign is gone too!

[ASsman]

The best part is that there is no way any NADER supporter would ever steal signs.


Never, ever.


Each individual NADER voter is of the highest moral standards.