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D_Raay
10-21-2004, 03:11 PM
http://www.enjoythedraft.com/
True to their family tradition of personal sacrifice, Jenna and Barbara Bush are the first to sign up for Spring Break Fallujah 2005. "Isn't that an MTV thing?" asked party girl Jenna, "because I'm totally there." How cute! It's armed conflict in the Middle East, spring break style. And the twins will have plenty of company - all guys and girls from the age of 18-34, and medical personnel up to the age of 44! Awesome!
Don't forget, when packing your bags for this very special junior year abroad, it's all about shock and awe, baby. Just ask any of our currently overextended troops - it's a trip to die for.
"I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army." - George W. Bush, 10/16/04
"I look hot in a black body bag, and I don't even work out."
IS IT POSSIBLE HE JUST WON'T CALL IT A "DRAFT"? LIKE INSTEAD HE'LL GIVE IT SOME ORWELLIAN DOUBLESPEAK NAME?
Beware the "No 18-to-25-Year-Old Left Behind Act."
DroppinScience
10-21-2004, 03:31 PM
Did you see how a few seconds later Bush corrected himself: "We WILL have an all-volunteer army."
Bwahahaha! :D
infidel
10-21-2004, 03:34 PM
"When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey
adam_f
10-21-2004, 03:34 PM
He said 'We WILL' first and then said 'We WON'T' after the crowd corrected him.
IceGargoylle
10-21-2004, 03:53 PM
better vote those Dem's out of office before they decide to bring another draft bill to vote!
Kerry endorses a 2 year "public service" for highschool graduates. manditory
kerry supports adding 40k tot he military
dem's brought the first draft bill to the floor, which failed 402-2, the 2 being dem's
go figure..........
ooops, kerry also endorsed a letter to the Pres and others condeming him for not believing in a selected service.
draw your own conclusions.
ASsman
10-21-2004, 04:14 PM
"It's like Xbox, only you die!" hahahahaha. Also about Kerry, yah he didn't really get us into this. He said he will do it quicker, no one said anything about him being for or against the draft. In my opinion it will happen with either one. The army can only be spread so thin before casualties get out of hand. Also why I won't be voting for neither.
DroppinScience
10-21-2004, 04:59 PM
He said 'We WILL' first and then said 'We WON'T' after the crowd corrected him.
No, wasn't it: "We will NOT have an all-volunteer army" and then a few seconds later he's like: "We WILL have an all-volunteer army."
Under Bush, it's inevitable the draft would happen (doesn't matter what he says today). Maybe later than sooner, but it's likely.
With Kerry, there's no indication he'd invoke the draft. Edwards himself insists there won't be a draft under the Kerry administration.
better vote those Dem's out of office before they decide to bring another draft bill to vote!
Kerry endorses a 2 year "public service" for highschool graduates. manditory
kerry supports adding 40k tot he military
dem's brought the first draft bill to the floor, which failed 402-2, the 2 being dem's
go figure..........
ooops, kerry also endorsed a letter to the Pres and others condeming him for not believing in a selected service.
draw your own conclusions.
see, i've heard this before, and if it's true, it troubles the hell out of me
yeahwho
10-21-2004, 05:08 PM
I have one question for you all, Which internets are we on?
Whois
10-21-2004, 05:09 PM
I have one question for you all, Which internets are we on?
The bad one...
EF shhhh Hutton
10-21-2004, 08:40 PM
well, I'm 35 and have a bad knee so I can't go to war..but I know some of you are "of the age" to fight...Strap on your jock, grab a gun and run at rthe enemy. Good luck. And remember, "Charlie" don't surf. kaPeesh?
ASsman
10-21-2004, 08:56 PM
It's like you don't even know we exist, you just post from a differente parallel universe.
And for God's sake it's Capice! Capice?
better vote those Dem's out of office before they decide to bring another draft bill to vote!
Kerry endorses a 2 year "public service" for highschool graduates. manditory
kerry supports adding 40k tot he military
dem's brought the first draft bill to the floor, which failed 402-2, the 2 being dem's
go figure..........
ooops, kerry also endorsed a letter to the Pres and others condeming him for not believing in a selected service.
draw your own conclusions. Conclusion: BOTH ways you're FUCKED.
Vote Nader. Everybody vote Nader, please?
I have one question for you all, Which internets are we on? The one monitored by the CIA.
It's a sad day for America when a crowd of country bumpkins has to correct the President while speaking. His earpiece wasn't working...
Whois
10-22-2004, 09:02 AM
well, I'm 35 and have a bad knee so I can't go to war..but I know some of you are "of the age" to fight...Strap on your jock, grab a gun and run at rthe enemy. Good luck. And remember, "Charlie" don't surf. kaPeesh?
Except now it's "Haji"...
EF shhhh Hutton
10-22-2004, 11:00 AM
Bush said there will be no draft...so chill out.
My slogan: "Vote Bush...because the other guy is worse"
Whois
10-22-2004, 12:35 PM
Bush said there will be no draft...so chill out.
You really are a fucking idiot aren't you?
Hint: Rhetorical question
adam_f
10-22-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by DroppinScience
No, wasn't it: "We will NOT have an all-volunteer army" and then a few seconds later he's like: "We WILL have an all-volunteer army."
My bad. Fucking dyslexia.
ASsman
10-22-2004, 05:25 PM
Bush said there will be no draft...so chill out.
Wait, didn't he also say "Mission Accomplished".
Haha, that Bush, he cracks me up.
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