Just imagine if Bush was President during the Cuban Missile Crisis

[Baraka]

:eek:

[yeahwho]

I'd finally own ocean front property with beach access in "Sunny Nebaska."

[Baraka]

Aliens would land on a wasteland planet filled with cockroaches and rats.

[Whois]

Aliens would land on a wasteland planet filled with cockroaches and rats.

You forgot the part where the rats had mutated into 4ft tall super rats and and were locked in a do-or-die struggle with the roaches...

(y)

[ASsman]

Do they ride bikes? And later great a biker gang?

Cuba would become Disney Cuba, and we would all go to see Mickey Mouse blow himself (the fuck) up infront of people.

[what_the_doofus]

uhh... that is one of the most horribly managed political events of all time. JFK fucked up big time on that. You want to talk about people dying for nothing?

but to answer your question, the same thing would have happened. i'd say they're about equal.

[SobaViolence]

Bush woulda unleashed his arsenal before they had a chance to get missiles on Cuba...

[DroppinScience]

uhh... that is one of the most horribly managed political events of all time. JFK fucked up big time on that. You want to talk about people dying for nothing?

Wait a sec... are you telling me that I'M NOT EVEN ALIVE?!??!?!?!?! :confused:

Because you just said JFK fucked up during the Cuban Missile Crisis. That means we're all dead.... so I'm just a ghost... typing on this computer....

Funny I woulda thought I'd seen Godzilla stomping 'round these parts. YEESH, the nuclear holocaust is really uneventful. Nothing like how they are in the movies. :eek:

[Ali]

uhh... that is one of the most horribly managed political events of all time. JFK fucked up big time on that. You want to talk about people dying for nothing?

but to answer your question, the same thing would have happened. i'd say they're about equal. :eek: FUCK YOU ARE STUPID :eek:

Or are all GOP supporters brainwashed by their parents?

[Baraka]

uhh... that is one of the most horribly managed political events of all time. JFK fucked up big time on that. You want to talk about people dying for nothing?

but to answer your question, the same thing would have happened. i'd say they're about equal.

Uh, JFK fucked up big time? He averted a nuclear holocaust and the elimination of our civilization by implementing a quarantine of Cuba, despite having Curtis LeMay and a bunch of other right-wing warmongers breathing down his neck.

[brendan]

he would ignore the intelligence reports until it was to late....then he would attack jamaica.

[Baraka]

Hahahaha, or Barbados.

[ASsman]

Probably Florida, and set an example for the rest of the warm climate regions.

[olivier]

November 1963:Imagine Bush in Dall... let's not look like threatening him. We want everybody to stay alive, even my boss.
September 2001: Imagine Bush President... no bad example.

[infidel]

I am 100% convinced that all Bush voters are completely stupid, out of touch with reality while ignoring all facts........and can't drive for shit.

It's genetic


Republicanism Shown to be Genetic in Origin

The startling discovery that affiliation with the Republican party is genetically determined, announced by scientists in the current issue of the journal Nurture, threatens to overshadow the announcement by Government scientists that there might be a gene for homosexuality in men.

Reports of the gene that codes for political conservatism, discovered after a long study of quintuplets in Orange County CA, has sent shock waves through medical, political and golfing communities.

Psychologists and psychoanalysts have long believed that Republicans' unnatural and frequently unconstitutional tendencies result from unhealthy family life--a remarkably high percentage of Republicans had authoritarian, domineering fathers and emotionally distant mothers who didn't teach them how to be kind and gentle. But biologists have long suspected that conservatism is inherited. "After all" said one author of the Nurture article, "It's quite common for a Republican to have a brother or sister who is a Republican."

The finding has been greeted with relief by parents and friends of Republicans, who have tended to blame themselves for the political views of otherwise lovable people--their children, friends and unindicted co-conspirators.

One mother, a longtime Democrat, clasped her hands in ecstasy on hearing of the findings. "I just knew it was genetic," she said, seated beside her two sons, both avowed Republicans. "I just knew nobody would actually CHOOSE that lifestyle!" When asked what the Republicans' lifestyle was, she said, "Well, you can just tell from watching TV, like at the convention in Houston: the loud outfits, the flaming xenophobia, the flamboyant demagogy--you know."

http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/republic.html