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ClifRa JOnes
10-28-2004, 03:35 PM
FLASH: Iraqi insurgents in possession of advanced stealth technology.

High ranking intelligence sources, who requested they remain anonymous, have revealed that insurgents in Iraq are in possession of extremely advanced stealth technology. This technology is far more advanced than anything currently in use by the US military. The source said this technology could possibly render the insurgents invulnerable to US detection and attack.

Current US stealth technology renders American aircraft virtually undetectable by radar. The technology in the hands of the insurgents is even more affective. Our source states that US intelligence suspects this technology due to the fact that over 380 tons of high explosives were removed from the Al Qakaa military facility soon after the fall of Baghdad. It is estimated that these explosives were driven out of the facility in approximately 40 truck completely undetectable by US forces who routinely traveled these roads during this time. These trucks were also undetectable by US satellites which are constantly monitoring the entire Iraqi nation from space.

This high ranking source also stated, “Not only does this technology render vehicles undetectable by radar it also renders them virtually invisible to the human eye. This is an extremely dangerous development”.


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ASsman
10-28-2004, 03:37 PM
HOLY SHIT !#@#! !#@#@#@$$$%%%%%%%#$!2#@ ##!##$@#%$%#(#%**(#&*%#^*##%^%#&(*)@(&*&)@*($$@($(@*&$@*(&@$&(*


I can see it now, donkeys wearing stealth plates. Hand carts with stealth capability. OMG!!!! Anti-radar detection suicide car bombers.
renders them virtually invisible to the human eye
OMG, it's like those cloaking vessels in Star Trek : The Next Gen..

Whois
10-28-2004, 03:39 PM
FLASH: Iraqi insurgents in possession of advanced stealth technology.

High ranking intelligence sources, who requested they remain anonymous, have revealed that insurgents in Iraq are in possession of extremely advanced stealth technology. This technology is far more advanced than anything currently in use by the US military. The source said this technology could possibly render the insurgents invulnerable to US detection and attack.

Current US stealth technology renders American aircraft virtually undetectable by radar. The technology in the hands of the insurgents is even more affective. Our source states that US intelligence suspects this technology due to the fact that over 380 tons of high explosives were removed from the Al Qakaa military facility soon after the fall of Baghdad. It is estimated that these explosives were driven out of the facility in approximately 40 truck completely undetectable by US forces who routinely traveled these roads during this time. These trucks were also undetectable by US satellites which are constantly monitoring the entire Iraqi nation from space.

This high ranking source also stated, “Not only does this technology render vehicles undetectable by radar it also renders them virtually invisible to the human eye. This is an extremely dangerous development”.


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Hahahaha...you funny.

ASsman
10-28-2004, 03:40 PM
I'm not sure if it's satire, or you actually believe this.

ClifRa JOnes
10-28-2004, 03:46 PM
I'm not sure if it's satire, or you actually believe this.

Ummm. kinda obvious ain't it? It's called defeating one outlandish claim with another. Anywas, I thought it was rather humerous.

ASsman
10-28-2004, 03:48 PM
That's the part that is confusing me. Are you trying to say those explosives won't be able to be used by insurgents? Or that they are lies? I don't know where you stand on the "FOX FACTOR" scale.

yeahwho
10-28-2004, 04:06 PM
I don't know where you stand on the "FOX FACTOR" scale.

Ahhh ASsman, everyday you bring a smile to my face (or should I say crack?). "FOX FACTOR" scale is now instantly part of my repertoire. (y)

ClifRa JOnes
10-29-2004, 12:55 PM
Come on, everyone. I was just trying to be funny.

BUT! As we know today:

1. Yes there were exposives there. The actual count is up to debate.

2. Also reported today, US forces removed, specifically the 3rd ID (that's Infantry Division for you novices) removed 250 tons from Al Qakaa (you gotta love that name) in April 2003.

The point of my joke was how could insurgents remove 40 truck loads of explosives without raising the least bit of suspision?

Hey ASsman, I loved the Star Trek analogy. Now that was funny!