ASsman
11-02-2004, 09:29 AM
I needed some place to record my prediction, and what I am basing it on.
1. Shit will hit the fan. Lawyers will begin to knife fight each other, while their left hands are tied to each other.
2. One of the "swing states" will fuck up. Probably Florida (even after being warned by God several times not to).
3. Kerry will win Popular election by a significant amount (due to democractic registration going up by 250%, I believe these aren't people in swing states or rural usually Rep. states).
3 1/2. Dictionary.com will crash when millions of Bush supporters search for the definition of President, hoping to see Bush's picture.
4. Bush wins enough Electoral Votes, people will hit the streets and riot(or just protetest).
5. Rednecks across the country will cry once Bill O'Reilly is ritualistically sacrificed to the Sun God.
6. David Letterman will sue me.
1. Shit will hit the fan. Lawyers will begin to knife fight each other, while their left hands are tied to each other.
2. One of the "swing states" will fuck up. Probably Florida (even after being warned by God several times not to).
3. Kerry will win Popular election by a significant amount (due to democractic registration going up by 250%, I believe these aren't people in swing states or rural usually Rep. states).
3 1/2. Dictionary.com will crash when millions of Bush supporters search for the definition of President, hoping to see Bush's picture.
4. Bush wins enough Electoral Votes, people will hit the streets and riot(or just protetest).
5. Rednecks across the country will cry once Bill O'Reilly is ritualistically sacrificed to the Sun God.
6. David Letterman will sue me.