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ASsman
11-02-2004, 04:08 PM
(in the wake of our fake elections, I thought it appropriate to have fake news.)

Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On
Bush, Kerry
WASHINGTON, DC—Supporters of presidential candidate Ralph Nader blamed his defeat Tuesday on George W. Bush and John Kerry, claiming that the two candidates "ate up" his share of the electoral votes. "This election was stolen out from under Mr. Nader by Bush and Kerry, who diverted his votes to the right and the left," Nader campaign manager Theresa Amato said. "It's an outrage. If Nader were the only candidate, he would be president right now." In his concession speech, Nader characterized Bush and Kerry as spoilers.

Vladimir
11-02-2004, 05:32 PM
"If Nader were the only candidate, he would be president right now."

Wow. If I were the only candidate I'd be president too. Good Call! :D

Whois
11-02-2004, 06:21 PM
Dumb Nader jokes


If Nader were President - He would almost always be late for things because of his reliance on public transportation.