My prediction

[Whois]

Giant Douchbag by a margin of 10%

[QueenAdrock]

I dunno. I'm going for Turd Sandwich with a margin of 5.2%.

[Baraka]

Co-President Cheney by 10%? If it's rigged again, yeah.

[ASsman]

Nader by -1200%

[Whois]

Sorry, but the only two choices are:

1) Giant Douchbag

2) Shit (or turd) Sandwich

[Jasonik]

Giant-Bloody-Douchbag wins popular vote by 3.4%

Shit-Dripping-Sandwich wins electoral vote with 279

[Whois]

Sheesh, you guys need to watch more South Park.

Okay, my jokes are getting worse the more I drink...have a FUN night ya'all!

[ASsman]

If Bush wins, I will get drunk and nail a hooker. A CONSERVATIVE HOOKER!

[Baraka]

If Kerry wins, we're going to party like it's 1799.

[Space]

i am seeing Bush 98 to kerry 78 as of this moment.

[ASsman]

WHAT? That's not what Fox News is saying. Err, maybe now they are.

[Jasonik]

If Kerry wins, we're going to party like it's 1799.
Love Musket (http://www.gamespy.com/articles/492/492915p1.html) :p

[Baraka]

Actually, it was a Simpson's reference. But yeah, we're still going to party like it's 1799 baby. That's if the Fourth Reich is defeated, of course.

[Whois]

I regret ever starting this thread...