Howdy

[George Jr]

My fellow Americaneans, it gives me great joy to be speaking to you on this joyous of days. The weak has conquered the weaker, and it isn’t even the weekend yet. You have chosen your leaderer well, and Dick is thankful…what I mean to say is, Karl is thankful. You have shown the A-rabs and bicycle riding Europetians that we are strong and that our way is the only way, the only true way. Let them read their Lifestyle supplements and sip their café laters, we have a higher power to sustainiate us, who will save us from the evils of reasoned debate, and that of pretzels. I would like to thank so many of you that bought into…..that helped us reach our final goal. My darling wife Laura, that’s still some ass y’got there girl. She reads those book things y’know. My two beautiful daughters, Barbara and Jenna, well, I suppose, stupid is as stupid does. I would also like to pass my sincerest commiserationals to John Kerry, a fine man, who may or may not have fired his weapon above the heads of some aisianistics. Okay then, time for a nap. See y’all.

[Whois]

My fellow Americaneans, it gives me great joy to be speaking to you on this joyous of days. The weak has conquered the weaker, and it isn’t even the weekend yet. You have chosen your leaderer well, and Dick is thankful…what I mean to say is, Karl is thankful. You have shown the A-rabs and bicycle riding Europetians that we are strong and that our way is the only way, the only true way. Let them read their Lifestyle supplements and sip their café laters, we have a higher power to sustainiate us, who will save us from the evils of reasoned debate, and that of pretzels. I would like to thank so many of you that bought into…..that helped us reach our final goal. My darling wife Laura, that’s still some ass y’got there girl. She reads those book things y’know. My two beautiful daughters, Barbara and Jenna, well, I suppose, stupid is as stupid does. I would also like to pass my sincerest commiserationals to John Kerry, a fine man, who may or may not have fired his weapon above the heads of some aisianistics. Okay then, time for a nap. See y’all.

..and Dog bless our new religious icon, G.W. Bush.

[jabumbo]

sounded like something that ross perot would say