Attn: Newbie right-wingers/born-agains

[frisky girl]

There suddenly seem to be quite a few of you here. What I'm wondering is this: Did you come to this message board because you like the Beasties...or is this just a premeditated ploy to infiltrate liberal pop culture with your fundamentalist beliefs?

Not to sound paranoid, but hmmm...

[trésbienfem]

premeditated ploy to infiltrate liberal pop culture with your fundamentalist beliefs

certainly seems that way.

[Jasonik]

The vast Right Wing Conspiracy targets the Beastie Boys for turning out the Left Wing youth vote to defeat George Bush. :rolleyes:

[ASsman]

I blame the track "fight for your right to party", for bringing in retarded frat boys to our forums.

[bdavid]

Yeah, we liberals want everyone to have the same opinion! The only thing we can't tolerate is intolerance! Well, that and anyone who disagrees with us!

[Ace42]

Hey, spastic, Bush is breaking international laws. Do you honestly think that it is the liberal position to be "tolerant" of criminal activities?

"You liberals are so hypocritical, you weren't tolerant of the serial killer's need to murder!"

Yeah, totally undermines all liberal politics...

Take your straw-man liberal stereotyping and shove it up your scientifically proven-to-be ignorant Republican ass.

[Jasonik]

"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
-Dick Gregory

[bdavid]

Hey, spastic, Bush is breaking international laws. Do you honestly think that it is the liberal position to be "tolerant" of criminal activities?

"You liberals are so hypocritical, you weren't tolerant of the serial killer's need to murder!"

Yeah, totally undermines all liberal politics...

Take your straw-man liberal stereotyping and shove it up your scientifically proven-to-be ignorant Republican ass.


That's a stretch chief. And I'm not sure where the "you liberals are so hypocritical, you weren't tolerant...." quote comes from. Are you just making shit up now?

My name is Ace, I will fit your argument into my own until it conforms to my line of thinking.

[ASsman]

Well that earned you a place at the top of my ignore list. David meet Sisko.

[Jasonik]

"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
-Dick Gregory

[Whois]

Originally Posted by Jasonik
"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
-Dick Gregory

Quoting yourself quoting?... :rolleyes:

[Whois]

I would suggest you become born again before you die! If you don't you will be sorry for ever. I say this because I care about where you spend forever.

I will prey for you...

[Jasonik]

You don't know what you're missing having gmsisko1 on ignore.

ASsman, this one's for you:

You are on my ignorant list! You are the only one on that list that keeps klingons in their ass!

Bling-plated shiznit right thur!

[Ace42]

Alas, having read plenty of Gismo's tripe, that is not funny. Seen that before. It's just sad and pathetic the 500th time. Now if someone else did it, then it would be comedy.

[Jasonik]

You're just saying that because you keep klingons IN your ass TOO!! LOLZ11!!
Did you hear the one about my friend who wants to put your assklingons on a pizza for you? HHHAAAAAAA!!!




sorry

[ASsman]

Heh, thank you. But I am not swayed by your argument.

[Whois]

You're just saying that because you keep klingons IN your ass TOO!! LOLZ11!!
Did you hear the one about my friend who wants to put your assklingons on a pizza for you? HHHAAAAAAA!!!




sorry

Ever notice Gizmo sounds like a 14yr old AOL user?

[frisky girl]

I would suggest you become born again before you die! If you don't you will be sorry for ever. I say this because I care about where you spend forever.


You care about little ol' me? Aw, shucks. You're making me blush. But you didn't answer my question, baby.

[drobertson420]

I will prey for you...
Prey on What??!!

[infidel]

There suddenly seem to be quite a few of you here. What I'm wondering is this: Did you come to this message board because you like the Beasties...or is this just a premeditated ploy to infiltrate liberal pop culture with your fundamentalist beliefs?

Not to sound paranoid, but hmmm...
Someone probably posted a link here from some whack-job christen extremist message board telling them to come here and troll.
What I find hypocritical is that if one of us "libs" tried to post on one of their boards we would be instantly banned.
Just who is being tolerant now?

[Whois]

Prey on What??!!

It's a play on "we/I will pray for you" the Fundy equivalent of "fuck off and die".

[drobertson420]

It's a play on "we/I will pray for you" the Fundy equivalent of "fuck off and die".


I Know. Just being an ass. ;)

[Whois]

I Know. Just being an ass. ;)

Shazam!

[infidel]

You call yourself the Moral Majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive
God must be dead if you're alive

You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets
God must be dead if you're alive

Circus-tent con-men and Southern belle bunnies
Milk your emotions then they steal your money
It's the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles
Cheap nostalgia for the Salem Witch Trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies
Masturbating with a flag and a bible
God must be dead if you're alive

Blow it out your ass, Jerry Falwell
Blow it out your ass, Jesse Helms
Blow it out your ass, Ronald Reagan
What's wrong with a mind of my own?

You don't want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if you're such a fool

You're planning for a war with or without Iran
Building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan
Pissed at your neighbour? Don't bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, Terry Dolan
Blow it out your ass, Phyllis Schlafly
Ram it up your cunt, Anita
Cos God must be dead
If you're alive
God must be dead
If you're alive

Dead Kennedys Moral Majority

[Documad]

I blame the track "fight for your right to party", for bringing in retarded frat boys to our forums.
I agree. My Beastie-loving friends are all big liberals. But whenever I meet someone who only loves that song, he's always a right-wing former frat boy. And I mean "he" because I've never met a woman who loves that song.

[QueenAdrock]

According to Christians, you can be evil all your life and once you're on your deathbed, be baptized and you'll go to heaven for having water poured on your head.

Be good all your life and you'll still go to hell because that .5 liters of blessed river water makes a difference between eternal happiness and eternal damnation. :rolleyes:

[ASsman]

Meh, maybe I should turn to Judaism. They have no hell.

[QueenAdrock]

(y) Not only that, they don't let their faith interfere with their intelligence when it comes to voting.

[Ace42]

According to Christians, you can be evil all your life and once you're on your deathbed, be baptized and you'll go to heaven for having water poured on your head.

Be good all your life and you'll still go to hell because that .5 liters of blessed river water makes a difference between eternal happiness and eternal damnation. :rolleyes:

Urm, I think repentance is necessary according to most christian sects. It is not like you can be all "Oh I'll just repent later" - it is certainly not a "get out of jail free" card.

[QueenAdrock]

Baptismal means to wash away all the sins, so if you have been sinful all your life, baptism will take away all of your wrong doings regardless of repentence. During antiquity, many people did just that. They didn't want to get baptised right away because if they did, they'd have a clean slate and would have to make sure not to dirty it up because baptismal is your one shot into ridding yourself of sins and making yourself pure for heaven. Not sure if it's the same way for all Chrisitianity.

[Space]

*/moderately does the wiggle wiggle

[Ace42]

During antiquity, many people did just that.

No, according to catholic dogma, unbaptised people who are sinless go to Limbo, etc. I find it hard to believe that in a world with such a high mortality rate, people would actually play the "I know when I'm going to die, so I'm not gonna get baptised" game. Much too risky.

Also, absolution is supposed to cleanse you of sin, making baptism unnecessary. I can't see people going "well, I'm going to be unrepentent of unknown future sins, so rather than try to live my life in a good manner, and receive absolution when I stuff up, I'm just going to not get baptised and run the gamut hoping to trick God"

Not to mention that would have removed the market for plinary indulgences, which at the time generated massive amounts of revenue for mother church.

It sounds like a very spacious anti-Christian argument that someone thought up, and liked so much they didn't fancy actually doing some inquiry.

I know the tenets of most protestant churches stress the importance of the individual's relationship with God/Jesus, which would make something as external and mercantile as a Baptism rather unnecessary. I know some evangelists believe that simply believing in Jesus is enough to get you into heaven, irrespective of your wordly actions. Personally I don't agree with this, but it is another exception to the argument.

[Uru-Nitro]

god doesn't exist, and that's a fact

[drobertson420]

I agree. My Beastie-loving friends are all big liberals. But whenever I meet someone who only loves that song, he's always a right-wing former frat boy. And I mean "he" because I've never met a woman who loves that song.

That is my LEAST favorite Beastie Boys song.....
True, someone who finds FFYRTP to be "the best beastie song!!"
is usually the same guy who yells "Creep!" at a Radiohead show. :D

[drobertson420]

Shazam!
Quote:
Originally Posted by drobertson420
I Know. Just being an ass.


By admitting to it, i'm also telling you that I'm Kidding!!! ;)

[Whois]

Quote:
Originally Posted by drobertson420
I Know. Just being an ass.


By admitting to it, i'm also telling you that I'm Kidding!!! ;)

No....Really? :rolleyes:

[drobertson420]

No....Really? :rolleyes:


I swear.

[100% ILL]

No, according to catholic dogma, unbaptised people who are sinless go to Limbo, etc. I find it hard to believe that in a world with such a high mortality rate, people would actually play the "I know when I'm going to die, so I'm not gonna get baptised" game. Much too risky.

Also, absolution is supposed to cleanse you of sin, making baptism unnecessary. I can't see people going "well, I'm going to be unrepentent of unknown future sins, so rather than try to live my life in a good manner, and receive absolution when I stuff up, I'm just going to not get baptised and run the gamut hoping to trick God"

Not to mention that would have removed the market for plinary indulgences, which at the time generated massive amounts of revenue for mother church.

It sounds like a very spacious anti-Christian argument that someone thought up, and liked so much they didn't fancy actually doing some inquiry.

I know the tenets of most protestant churches stress the importance of the individual's relationship with God/Jesus, which would make something as external and mercantile as a Baptism rather unnecessary. I know some evangelists believe that simply believing in Jesus is enough to get you into heaven, irrespective of your wordly actions. Personally I don't agree with this, but it is another exception to the argument.

According to the Bible, a person must first realize that they have violated God's law thereby admitting sin
For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.
Romans 3:23
As it is written there is none righteous no not one.
Romans 3:10
They must realize there is a penalty for violating God's law (sinning)
For the wages of sin is death
Romans 6:23
No one can measure up on their own but the Bible teaches that God provided us with a saviour.
For God so loved that world,(sinners) that he gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Jesus Christ who was God's Son actually becme sin for everyone and sacrificed himself on the cross at Calvary and paid everyone's sin debt

For he hat made him to be sin for us who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him
Romans 5:21

But God commendeth his love toward us in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us.
Romans 5:8
Not only did Jesus die for us he also rose from the dead therby defeating death so that everyone who believes in him might have life
And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and his life is in his Son. He that hath the Son hath life he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that beleive on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
I John 5:11-13

So the essence of being a Christian is that you truly believe in your heart that you have violated God's holiness by sinning agaianst him, repent of your sin and accept the free gift of his salvation through Jesus Christ.
....But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord Romans 6:23
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believes unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Romans 10:9-10

Then the Bible says that God will actually come inside you to reside and guide you through your life. So you will behave differently if indeed you have accepted Christ.
Therefore if any man be in Christ he is a new creature; old things are passed away; behold all things are become new.
II Corinthians 5:17
That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith.
Ephesians 3:17 (a)

It is an open invitation to anyone who will come and accept him

For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Romans10:13

Behold I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him and he with me.
Revelation 3:20
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father but by me.
John 14:6

It's sure.
In hope of eternal life, which God that cannot lie, promised before the World began
Titus 1:2

[infidel]

Great, a bunch of quotes from a worn out poorly written work of fiction that I can skip over.
The whole gist of the bilebull could be condensed into five pages.

[racer5.0stang]

Amen

[100% ILL]

Great, a bunch of quotes from a worn out poorly written work of fiction that I can skip over.
The whole gist of the bilebull could be condensed into five pages.

Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followth me shall not walk in darkness, but sahll have the light of life.
John 8:12

[drobertson420]

You call yourself the Moral Majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive
God must be dead if you're alive

You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets
God must be dead if you're alive

Circus-tent con-men and Southern belle bunnies
Milk your emotions then they steal your money
It's the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles
Cheap nostalgia for the Salem Witch Trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies
Masturbating with a flag and a bible
God must be dead if you're alive

Blow it out your ass, Jerry Falwell
Blow it out your ass, Jesse Helms
Blow it out your ass, Ronald Reagan
What's wrong with a mind of my own?

You don't want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if you're such a fool

You're planning for a war with or without Iran
Building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan
Pissed at your neighbour? Don't bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, Terry Dolan
Blow it out your ass, Phyllis Schlafly
Ram it up your cunt, Anita
Cos God must be dead
If you're alive
God must be dead
If you're alive

Dead Kennedys Moral Majority


Too bad "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" is singing for them now.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/eddiesfather.html

[100% ILL]

Your rebellion will only cause you sorrow.

[Whois]

Too bad "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" is singing for them now.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/eddiesfather.html

Yup, pathetic...

[ASsman]

Your rebellion will only cause you sorrow.
Yah you sit down and wait for Jesus.

[Whois]

http://crosscountry4jesus.com/TOILETSEAT2_copy.JPG

Ever get that burning sensation when you poop?

[100% ILL]

Yah you sit down and wait for Jesus.

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
I Corinthians 1:18

I would prefer to work for him.

As it is written, Behold, I lay in Sion a stumblingstone and rock of offence: and whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed
Romans 9:33

[ASsman]

Dammit, wheres my book!?


Im off to the dentist, but when I return, I shall find it.

[100% ILL]

Dammit, wheres my book!?

:D

[racer5.0stang]

Dammit, wheres my book!?


Im off to the dentist, but when I return, I shall find it.

What book?

[ASsman]

It's a small black book, got it from a friend. It has Bible contradictions, and all that fuzz.

[100% ILL]

It's a small black book, got it from a friend. It has Bible contradictions, and all that fuzz.

I would be curious to see that.

[Ace42]

According to the Bible,

According to *your* bible. There are numerous translations from numerous source texts. I'd imagine you are quoting from a modern day rehash of the KJV, which itself was almost completely ripped from tynsdale.

[infidel]

Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' property.
Thou shalt not bear false witness.

George Bush has broken all of these commandments. He coveted Iraq's oil. He lied about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. And the invasion of Iraq has killed thousands of people.

George Bush is, under your own belief system, damned for all eternity, and so too are those who aid and support him.

Do you really think that a God able to make the entire universe, afflict Japan with Quakes, Florida with multiple hurricanes, and wipe out the dinosaurs with a rock, needs YOU to destroy Fallujah for Him?

[drobertson420]

It's a small black book, got it from a friend. It has Bible contradictions, and all that fuzz.

By Allister Crowley Publishing, INC. :D

[HotAndWet]

I've noticed no one has answered Frisky's question yet............
I'm guessing it's some lame "christian love" site that goes to mostly "liberal" sites to argue about being "pro life".

SOMEONE ANSWER THE QUESTION!!

[drobertson420]

There suddenly seem to be quite a few of you here. What I'm wondering is this: Did you come to this message board because you like the Beasties...or is this just a premeditated ploy to infiltrate liberal pop culture with your fundamentalist beliefs?

Not to sound paranoid, but hmmm...

I'm neither Newb R/w or Born Again

I Am a Beastie Boys Fan....That Got sucked into the General Political Discusion
thread.....
:D

[drobertson420]

Happy Now?!!!! Happy!!?? Here's Your Newspaper!!!! Here's Your Newspaper!!!! :D

[drobertson420]

Seriously, though.... I doubt there's born-again meetings where they're like,"
O.K. people! Go to the beastie boys website!"

[ASsman]

Of course they do. The KKK hasn't had their meeting yet, so we are lucky so far.

[drobertson420]

Of course they do. The KKK hasn't had their meeting yet, so we are lucky so far.

:D