Baraka
11-04-2004, 02:32 PM
Bill Bennett will be refunded all the money he lost on gambling.
All needle exchange policies will be repealed in hopes of encouraging the spread of AIDS to "undesirables".
Poll taxes and literacy tests will be brought back and applied to anyone who "doesn't look right".
Eliminate all forms of humanitarian foreign aid, with the exception of arms to Israel.
Government bailouts of failing textile factories in Red States.
Eliminate government provided vaccines (if you get sick or get the flu, that's your problem, not the government's).
Eliminate the Earned Income Tax Credit ("We need to tax the poor")...(That's an actual Rush Limbaugh quote. I didn't make it up.)
Tax rebates for gun and ammunition purchases.
Surtax on any individual or organization who criticizes the president or the Republican Party.
Michael Moore and Al Franken will be jailed for sedition.
Taxpayer subsidies for Clear Channel and Foxnews.
Government provided insurance for oceanfront property and structures...Oh wait...they already do this, don't they?...Never mind.
Tax rebates for purchases of gas-guzzling SUVs and Hummers...Wait a minute...They've already done that too...DAMN!
All needle exchange policies will be repealed in hopes of encouraging the spread of AIDS to "undesirables".
Poll taxes and literacy tests will be brought back and applied to anyone who "doesn't look right".
Eliminate all forms of humanitarian foreign aid, with the exception of arms to Israel.
Government bailouts of failing textile factories in Red States.
Eliminate government provided vaccines (if you get sick or get the flu, that's your problem, not the government's).
Eliminate the Earned Income Tax Credit ("We need to tax the poor")...(That's an actual Rush Limbaugh quote. I didn't make it up.)
Tax rebates for gun and ammunition purchases.
Surtax on any individual or organization who criticizes the president or the Republican Party.
Michael Moore and Al Franken will be jailed for sedition.
Taxpayer subsidies for Clear Channel and Foxnews.
Government provided insurance for oceanfront property and structures...Oh wait...they already do this, don't they?...Never mind.
Tax rebates for purchases of gas-guzzling SUVs and Hummers...Wait a minute...They've already done that too...DAMN!