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Baraka
11-04-2004, 02:32 PM
Bill Bennett will be refunded all the money he lost on gambling.

All needle exchange policies will be repealed in hopes of encouraging the spread of AIDS to "undesirables".

Poll taxes and literacy tests will be brought back and applied to anyone who "doesn't look right".

Eliminate all forms of humanitarian foreign aid, with the exception of arms to Israel.

Government bailouts of failing textile factories in Red States.

Eliminate government provided vaccines (if you get sick or get the flu, that's your problem, not the government's).

Eliminate the Earned Income Tax Credit ("We need to tax the poor")...(That's an actual Rush Limbaugh quote. I didn't make it up.)

Tax rebates for gun and ammunition purchases.

Surtax on any individual or organization who criticizes the president or the Republican Party.

Michael Moore and Al Franken will be jailed for sedition.

Taxpayer subsidies for Clear Channel and Foxnews.

Government provided insurance for oceanfront property and structures...Oh wait...they already do this, don't they?...Never mind.

Tax rebates for purchases of gas-guzzling SUVs and Hummers...Wait a minute...They've already done that too...DAMN!

ASsman
11-04-2004, 02:45 PM
PEACE AND PROSPERITY?

drobertson420
11-04-2004, 10:42 PM
"...Michael Moore and Al Franken will be jailed for sedition."

And this is bad Why?... :D

paulk
11-05-2004, 12:37 AM
All needle exchange policies will be repealed

Eliminate all forms of humanitarian foreign aid

Eliminate government provided vaccines (if you get sick or get the flu, that's your problem, not the government's).

Eliminate the Earned Income Tax Credit

Tax rebates for gun and ammunition purchases.


Doesn't look so bad to me.

yeahwho
11-05-2004, 02:09 AM
While perusing the net today I read this article in the Philippines Sun/Star paper which was very interesting on how their take of Bush is. Pulling/Out/Sourcing (http://www.sunstar.com.ph/static/dav/2004/11/05/oped/kelvin.king.lee.one.small.voice.html)

D_Raay
11-05-2004, 02:20 AM
Tax rebates for purchases of gas-guzzling SUVs and Hummers...Wait a minute...They've already done that too...DAMN!

Can you believe an administration with such a devastating environmental policy is actually viewed by some as strong, disciplined leadership? With values no less? Their main value seems to be screwing the environment as fast and hard as possible so as we can never retrieve it. Oh those Baby Boomers. "Gimme it, it's mine!!! And when we die you still can't have it!!!!!".

ASsman
11-05-2004, 05:33 AM
I don't know but I hope Bush makes up for all that the other guy fucked up. He has his worked cut out for him.

yeahwho
11-05-2004, 06:11 AM
We'll have great morals, but the war in the middle east will get out of hand and our economy will be in the crapper. This is going to work really well, just you wait and see.

Linebreaker
11-05-2004, 08:06 AM
We'll have great morals, but the war in the middle east will get out of hand and our economy will be in the crapper. This is going to work really well, just you wait and see.

...why u writin in future time? ;) :D