You might be a dubbya supporter if...

[D_Raay]

You might be a Dubya supporter if....
· You watch Fox news as your only source of information.
· You find yourself saying “ditto” to Rush Limbaugh
· You believe the majority of the rest of the world is staunchly behind Dubya
· You believe Dubya “earned” an MBA from Harvard
· You think dissent is unpatriotic and unAmerican
· You think the only amendment in the Bill of Rights is the second amendment
· You believe the 9/11 commission said the administration had no warning whatsoever that someone might attack on American soil
· You believe the 9/11 commission said that Saddam Hussein was instrumental in the attack
· You believe that we found WMDs in Iraq
· You believe Saddam refused to allow the weapons inspectors in the country
· You believe draft evaders were bravely fighting the Vietnam war (from Alabama) and folks decorated with the Purple Heart weren’t
· You believe the above doesn’t apply to Bill Clinton
· You believe Dubya bravely and resolutely led the nation on 9/11
· You believe going shopping is an appropriate response to terrorist attacks
· You believe you can liberate people by killing them
· You believe we are reconstructing Iraq
· You believe national health insurance is a good idea for Iraq, but a bad idea for America
· You believe capturing Saddam made the world safer
· You believe Dubya supports the International Criminal Court
· You believe modulating your opinions in the face of new evidence is “flip-flopping”
· You believe standing your ground even when the evidence is against you is being consistent and strong
· You believe creationism is based on the best science
· You believe teaching kids sex education will increase teen promiscuity and pregnancies
· You believe criminalizing abortion will make it go away
· You believe the WTO and IMF are actually making things better in Third World countries
· You believe sending American jobs overseas is actually creating more American jobs
· You believe working women are the cause of all the world’s woes (except on those days when all the world’s woes are caused by Affirmative Action, public education, welfare, or separation of church and state)
· You believe the founding fathers were bible-beating fundamentalists who intended the country to be run by the Christian church
· You believe America is God’s chosen country
· You believe gay marriage will destroy heterosexual marriage, and lead us all to marry our pets
· You believe guns don’t kill people, people kill people, but deny that people with guns kill more people
· You believe the NEA is a terrorist organization
· You believe the NRA is not a special interest group, but the EPA is
· You believe Dick Cheney sold all his interest in Halliburton
· You believe black people have all the good jobs
· You believe black people are the only ones on welfare
· You believe black people keep having lots of kids to get more welfare
· You believe 2% of scientists disputing global warming constitutes “major” disagreement in the scientific community
· You believe a little global warming is good for you, anyway
· You believe there is enough oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to significantly reduce our dependence on foreign oil
· You believe drilling in ANWR will destroy only a few acres
· You believe using more oil will creates larger oil reserves
· You believe that Dubya favors the Kyoto Protocol
· You believe in the drug war
· You believe public education is less effective and more expensive than turning education over to market-based capitalists
· You believe Jesus was a market-based capitalist
· You believe segregation can create schools that are both separate and equal
· You believe there is no segregation anyway
· You believe all people who disagree with you are Pinko Commie Liberals

After taking this test, if you answered “AMEN!” to more than three of the above list, you could be a closet Dubya supporter. But don’t despair. There is a place for you in the New World Order. You could be well on your way to a top job in the housecleaning or food service industries (about the only jobs they haven’t yet figured out how to ship overseas).

[ASsman]

· You believe the WTO and IMF are actually making things better in Third World countries
Last I checked...... Uh no they are doing pretty bad still.

[paulk]

You might be a Dubya supporter if....
· You believe guns don’t kill people, people kill people, but deny that people with guns kill more people


That one shouldn't be on there.

[ASsman]

Isn't it gun manufacturers that kill people?

[paulk]

Isn't it gun manufacturers that kill people?

In the same sense that McDonald's does.

[Whois]

You might be a dubbya supporter if...

you live your life in fear.

I know more than one that does...

[paulk]

You might be a dubbya supporter if...

you live your life in fear.

I know more than one that does...

Non-dubya-supporters also live their lives in fear. They recognize that the Dubya is taking a shit on many things, and that much I recognize as well

However, the reason they live in fear is their lack of faith in the 2nd amend. and the spirit of 76. So to speak and shit. No means to an end.

[Spanishbomb808]

You watch Fox news as your only source of information

Well, that's my primary source of information. My other one is Aljazeera.net

[endofmystump]

You sound like a real prince of a man. Your name is thoughtless and offensive to the ifamily of the innocent dead of a Spanish train bomb.

[Spanishbomb808]

Because, of course, I didn't take this from the title of Clash song, right?

:rolleyes:

[endofmystump]

From Google I see that is a Clash song name. When did you adopt it?

[Schmeltz]

I bet endofmystump is one of those guys who marched around in front of his local cinema when the second Lord of the Rings film came out.

[DroppinScience]

You sound like a real prince of a man. Your name is thoughtless and offensive to the ifamily of the innocent dead of a Spanish train bomb.

Good lord. "Spanish Bombs" came out in 1979. The mofo hates shit past 1989 so of course he's naming himself after the Clash song. Nothing to do with the Madrid bombing, aight? :p

[ASsman]

Heh, idiot. Anyways..... I thought he was talking about my Clash reference in the other thread.

[Spanishbomb808]

Good lord. "Spanish Bombs" came out in 1979. The mofo hates shit past 1989 so of course he's naming himself after the Clash song. Nothing to do with the Madrid bombing, aight? :p

Exactly.

Besides, the Moors are just cantakerous because the Spaniards reconquered Hispania.

[SobaViolence]

the Franks stopped the Muslim advance...

[Spanishbomb808]

Ironically, nowadays France is laden with Muslims.

[SobaViolence]

same as USA and Canada.

[Spanishbomb808]

I should check some demographics chart or something, because France is really taking in a lot of North Africans.

There goes a portion of their nationalist legacy. Woo, now France has no source of national pride.

[paulk]

Not really. Ppl who eat macdonalds kill themselves slowly. Ppl with guns kill other ppl they dont like. So in ur opinion if i give someone a bigmac its the same if i shoot him with a gun?

Both McDonald's and gun manufacturers sell products that have the ability to kill people. Conscious decisions made by end users are involved in the deaths caused by either one.

[paulk]

Ppl with guns kill other ppl they dont like.

I just have to say that is one of the stupidest and most naive things I've read on this board.

Sorry to other members for double posting.

[SobaViolence]

I should check some demographics chart or something, because France is really taking in a lot of North Africans.

There goes a portion of their nationalist legacy. Woo, now France has no source of national pride.

10% of the population isn't that drastic.

[yeahwho]

OK, I'll leave you with a song then. Damn. It's Hard Work (http://www.harryshearer.com/clips/hard_work.mp3)

[paulk]

Just got the latest copy of Time (http://mailcenter.comcast.net/wmc/v/wm/418DBF500008210C00003A8A22007358349A90990E089C0A90 0E0B?cmd=GetImg&no=122&uid=282&sid=c0&name=x.ma1.1099597846@aol.com) Magazine in the mail today.

This content is only available to Comcast subsribers.

[drobertson420]

You might be a Dubya supporter if....
· You watch Fox news as your only source of information.
· You find yourself saying “ditto” to Rush Limbaugh
· You believe the majority of the rest of the world is staunchly behind Dubya
· You believe Dubya “earned” an MBA from Harvard
· You think dissent is unpatriotic and unAmerican
· You think the only amendment in the Bill of Rights is the second amendment
· You believe the 9/11 commission said the administration had no warning whatsoever that someone might attack on American soil
· You believe the 9/11 commission said that Saddam Hussein was instrumental in the attack
· You believe that we found WMDs in Iraq
· You believe Saddam refused to allow the weapons inspectors in the country
· You believe draft evaders were bravely fighting the Vietnam war (from Alabama) and folks decorated with the Purple Heart weren’t
· You believe the above doesn’t apply to Bill Clinton
· You believe Dubya bravely and resolutely led the nation on 9/11
· You believe going shopping is an appropriate response to terrorist attacks
· You believe you can liberate people by killing them
· You believe we are reconstructing Iraq
· You believe national health insurance is a good idea for Iraq, but a bad idea for America
· You believe capturing Saddam made the world safer
· You believe Dubya supports the International Criminal Court
· You believe modulating your opinions in the face of new evidence is “flip-flopping”
· You believe standing your ground even when the evidence is against you is being consistent and strong
· You believe creationism is based on the best science
· You believe teaching kids sex education will increase teen promiscuity and pregnancies
· You believe criminalizing abortion will make it go away
· You believe the WTO and IMF are actually making things better in Third World countries
· You believe sending American jobs overseas is actually creating more American jobs
· You believe working women are the cause of all the world’s woes (except on those days when all the world’s woes are caused by Affirmative Action, public education, welfare, or separation of church and state)
· You believe the founding fathers were bible-beating fundamentalists who intended the country to be run by the Christian church
· You believe America is God’s chosen country
· You believe gay marriage will destroy heterosexual marriage, and lead us all to marry our pets
· You believe guns don’t kill people, people kill people, but deny that people with guns kill more people
· You believe the NEA is a terrorist organization
· You believe the NRA is not a special interest group, but the EPA is
· You believe Dick Cheney sold all his interest in Halliburton
· You believe black people have all the good jobs
· You believe black people are the only ones on welfare
· You believe black people keep having lots of kids to get more welfare
· You believe 2% of scientists disputing global warming constitutes “major” disagreement in the scientific community
· You believe a little global warming is good for you, anyway
· You believe there is enough oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to significantly reduce our dependence on foreign oil
· You believe drilling in ANWR will destroy only a few acres
· You believe using more oil will creates larger oil reserves
· You believe that Dubya favors the Kyoto Protocol
· You believe in the drug war
· You believe public education is less effective and more expensive than turning education over to market-based capitalists
· You believe Jesus was a market-based capitalist
· You believe segregation can create schools that are both separate and equal
· You believe there is no segregation anyway
· You believe all people who disagree with you are Pinko Commie Liberals



. Your Canidate Won the 2004 Presidential Election.

[D_Raay]

. Your Canidate Won the 2004 Presidential Election.
Well, that's the official version. Unofficially, I think alot of us know better.

[drobertson420]

Well, that's the official version. Unofficially, I think alot of us know better.

Please. Not 4 more years of THIS Whiny Bullshit?

Let it go....

Move On....

[drobertson420]

Isn't it gun manufacturers that kill people?

Nope. It's Bullets.

[D_Raay]

Please. Not 4 more years of THIS Whiny Bullshit?

Let it go....

Move On....
I am not whining about anything....Read the headlines in the last couple of days . Voter fraud abounds...

[drobertson420]

I am not whining about anything....Read the headlines in the last couple of days . Voter fraud abounds...


On BOTH Sides... ;)

[Ace42]

I am not whining about anything....Read the headlines in the last couple of days . Voter fraud abounds...

Bush says: "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!"

http://www.usembassy.org.uk/images/bush287.jpg

[drobertson420]

Bush says: "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!"

http://www.usembassy.org.uk/images/bush287.jpg


And for the next 4 years, George W. Bush is.......

The Fugitive

[paulk]

the point i tried to make is that ppl who eat macdonalds kill themselves, but ppl with guns kill other ppl, in most cases not thmeselves

I have a gun. So by your reasoning, I kill other people.

Well everyone, I'm a murderer. Let's just hope I kill the right people.

[jusme1072]

Please. Not 4 more years of THIS Whiny Bullshit?

Let it go....

Move On....

kay, after 8 years of people whinin about who the president screwed, i think you can live with 8 years of people making comments about the state of the economy and foreign relations.

[paulk]

kay, after 8 years of people whinin about who the president screwed, i think you can live with 8 years of people making comments about the state of the economy and foreign relations.

As Mr. Gandhi said, An eye for an eye and the world be blind as a mafucka, for real.

[jusme1072]

As Mr. Gandhi said, An eye for an eye and the world be blind as a mafucka, for real.

too bad you can't give that advice to our friend dubya

[Rosie Cotton]

Please. Not 4 more years of THIS Whiny Bullshit?

Let it go....

Move On....

I f you don't wanna hear political talk, then don't go on a political board.

[Whois]

I have a gun. So by your reasoning, I kill other people.

Well everyone, I'm a murderer. Let's just hope I kill the right people.

It's all about knowing WHO to shoot... (y)

Please excuse me, someone just cut me off...*BANG*

[Whois]

too bad you can't give that advice to our friend dubya

Bush doesn't take advice from darkie heathens.

[jusme1072]

Bush doesn't take advice from darkie heathens.

hate to break it to ya, but i don't think bush takes advice from anybody. have you heard one of his speaches?

[drobertson420]

kay, after 8 years of people whinin about who the president screwed, i think you can live with 8 years of people making comments about the state of the economy and foreign relations.

I'm Talking about the Election being Stolen, Again.... :rolleyes:

[Ali]

Ironically, nowadays France is laden with Muslims. and all the better for it, you racist piece of SHIT!

[Ali]

I should check some demographics chart or something, because France is really taking in a lot of North Africans.

There goes a portion of their nationalist legacy. Woo, now France has no source of national pride. pity there are a lot of North Americans here, too. I prefer the North Africans, they can speak French and are not quite so LOUD!