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D_Raay
11-10-2004, 12:49 PM
http://www.washingtontimes.com/functions/print.php?StoryID=20041109-122753-5113r

Secession, which didn't work very well when it was tried once before, is suddenly red hot in the blue states. In certain precincts, anyway.
One popular map circulating on the Internet shows the 19 blue states won by Sen. John Kerry -- Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Maryland and the Northeastern states -- conjoined with Canada to form the "United States of Canada." The 31 red states carried by Mr. Bush are depicted as a separate nation dubbed "Jesusland."
The idea isn't just a joke; one top Democrat says, "The segment of the country that pays for the federal government is now being governed by the people who don't pay for the federal government."
"Some would say, 'Oh, poor Alabama. It's cut off from the wealth infusion that it gets from New York and California,' " said Lawrence O'Donnell, a veteran Democratic insider and now senior political analyst at MSNBC. "But the more this political condition goes on at the presidential level of the red and blue states, the more you're testing the inclination of the blue states to say, 'So what?' "
Mr. O'Donnell raised the subject of secession on "The McLaughlin Group" during the weekend. "Ninety percent of the red states are welfare-client states of the federal government," said Mr. O'Donnell, who was an aide to Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan, New York Democrat.
In a telephone interview, Mr. O'Donnell said the red states that went to Mr. Bush "collect more from the federal government than they send in. New York and California, Connecticut -- the states that are blue are all the states that are paying for the bulk of everything this government does, from ... Social Security to everything else, and the people in those states don't like what this government is doing."
The Internet has exploded with talk of a blue-state confederacy, including one screed circulating by e-mail that features a map of a new country called "American Coastopia" and proposes lopping off the Northeast, the West Coast and the upper Midwest to form a new country, away from the "rednecks in Oklahoma" and the "homophobic knuckle-draggers in Wyoming."
"We were all going to move to various other countries, but then we thought -- why should WE move?" the anonymous message asks. "We hold our noses as we fly over you. We are sickened by the way you treat people that are different from you. The rest of the world despises America, and we don't want to be lumped in with you anymore."
The secession movement has already spawned commercial opportunism. One Web site is selling T-shirts that read "I seceded."
No one at the White House would comment on the calls for secession, but one top Republican official with ties to the Bush administration said the recent talk is not surprising, coming off an election in which the president received more than 59 million votes -- the most in history.
"If we were that far out of the mainstream, maybe we'd be pushing the creation of our own country," the official said. "Then we might have a chance of ever winning an election again."
But Andy Nowicki, a libertarian blogger, said the blue states will never secede because "liberals don't want to leave their enemies alone. Instead, as their track record shows, they want to take over the government in order to force their enemies to endure perpetual sensitivity training for being such racist, sexist, homophobic, 'closed-minded' boors, i.e., for disagreeing with them."
The emergence of a solidly Republican South prompted longtime Democratic activist Bob Beckel to advocate Southern independence the morning after Election Day.
"I think now that slavery is taken care of, I'm for letting the South form its own nation. Really, I think they ought to have their own confederacy," Mr. Beckel said on the "Fox and Friends" program.
While secession is often thought to be a Southern phenomenon, Northern leaders repeatedly threatened secession in the 19th century, in protest of such provocations as the War of 1812, as well as the admission of Louisiana and Texas to the Union. In 1803, Massachusetts Sen. Timothy Pickering proposed "a new confederacy," naming the New England states members along with New York ("the center of the confederacy").
In 1839, former President John Quincy Adams defended the right of secession in a speech in New York, saying, "Far better will it be ... to part in friendship with each other than to be held together by constraint."

Now we're talking (y)

Space
11-10-2004, 12:59 PM
http://www.washingtontimes.com/functions/print.php?StoryID=20041109-122753-5113r

Secession,
"I think now that slavery is taken care of, I'm for letting the South form its own nation. Really, I think they ought to have their own confederacy," Mr. Beckel said on the "Fox and Friends" program.
While secession is often thought to be a Southern phenomenon, Northern leaders repeatedly threatened secession in the 19th century, in protest of such provocations as the War of 1812, as well as the admission of Louisiana and Texas to the Union. (y)

i mentioned this before the election and a few democrats were like "what do you wanna do have half of them move to an island?"

i was like absolutely not, i just feel like at least New England would be better off having their own leader. it isnt fair to New Englanders.

keep on talking about it, even though i know that the 60 million people that voted for Bush dont only live in red states, i dont like the NE anymore than they like the south.

Actually, as a Texan, i would prefer to cecede, and wouldnt mind having our surrounding states (ie NM, OK, and losuisana purchase) be apart of it.

Spanishbomb808
11-11-2004, 10:15 PM
Liberate California from the heathen overlord.

ASsman
11-11-2004, 10:29 PM
"I CAME HERE TO PUMP YAH APPP!"

drobertson420
11-11-2004, 10:47 PM
O.K. All The Food Produced in the "Red States" Stays With the Red States...

Fair Enough....http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/11-04-04-pod.gif

Rosie Cotton
11-11-2004, 10:48 PM
You can take Oklahama, but there is no way in hell I'm letting Louisiana go. They can secede if they want, as long as they don't go with Texas.

Documad
11-11-2004, 11:11 PM
O.K. All The Food Produced in the "Red States" Stays With the Red States...

Fair Enough....http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/11-04-04-pod.gif
http://house.style.net/usa.jpg

We're keeping the clean water, culture, schools, etc. BTW -- We actually do produce food, and what we can't, we'll buy with all our money.

paulb
11-11-2004, 11:21 PM
i wouldnt mind having the blue states here in Canada, Kerry fans are welcomed!

ASsman
11-11-2004, 11:23 PM
O.K. All The Food Produced in the "Red States" Stays With the Red States...

Fair Enough....http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/11-04-04-pod.gif
Thats all good, we will import. Biyatch.

Documad
11-11-2004, 11:47 PM
i wouldnt mind having the blue states here in Canada, Kerry fans are welcomed!
Thanks! I have always loved Canada! And those pesky border guards are just silly. They once confiscated my mom's banana.

DroppinScience
11-12-2004, 12:56 AM
I'd love a U.S. of Canada. Think of it, New York, LA, Chicago, Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal... ALL under one roof. (y)

brendan
11-12-2004, 01:10 AM
O.K. All The Food Produced in the "Red States" Stays With the Red States...

Fair Enough....http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/11-04-04-pod.gif


they majority of our food comes from california...ha, ha.

Documad
11-12-2004, 01:12 AM
I'd love a U.S. of Canada. Think of it, New York, LA, Chicago, Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal... ALL under one roof. (y)
Seattle, Minneapolis . . . .

stillill
11-12-2004, 01:42 AM
i wouldnt mind having the blue states here in Canada, Kerry fans are welcomed!
Thanks, but I'm already here. :D

Schmeltz
11-12-2004, 01:57 AM
I realize this is powerfully unlikely to ever come to pass, but nonetheless - as I've said elsewhere - no bloody way. We get all these Yanks coming up here and our weed liberalization, gay marriage laws, and secular society will be diluted to the point where our culture will be even less distinct than it already is. If you guys don't like how things turned out down there, change them up; don't bring your slightly-more-centrist-than-the-Republicans politics up here, please.

stillill
11-12-2004, 02:22 AM
I lived in Seattle before I came up to Vancouver and the people are really simliar. I don't think that it's true about Canada being indistinguishable from the States, though.
Hey, you didn't see Dunkin Donuts, did you? No, it was Tim Horton's. ;)

DroppinScience
11-12-2004, 02:30 AM
Hey, you didn't see Dunkin Donuts, did you? No, it was Tim Horton's. ;)

That's truly the essence of Canadian/American differences. :p

paulk
11-12-2004, 02:45 AM
Haha Canadians.

We went to dinner at a mexican restaurant with my mom's cousin and his wife, who live in Ottawa. They didn't know what the difference is between corn tortillas and flour tortillas. How silly!

D_Raay
11-12-2004, 02:54 AM
I realize this is powerfully unlikely to ever come to pass, but nonetheless - as I've said elsewhere - no bloody way. We get all these Yanks coming up here and our weed liberalization, gay marriage laws, and secular society will be diluted to the point where our culture will be even less distinct than it already is. If you guys don't like how things turned out down there, change them up; don't bring your slightly-more-centrist-than-the-Republicans politics up here, please.
Again Schmeltz, some of us are among the far left, not the centrist people you are describing...

drobertson420
11-12-2004, 07:19 AM
http://house.style.net/usa.jpg

We're keeping the clean water, culture, schools, etc. BTW -- We actually do produce food, and what we can't, we'll buy with all our money.

Culture?!! Meh!
Clean Water? Plenty in the Heartland.
Schools?? No Schools in Red States. :confused:

It will never happen....

OUR Money?

Unless you're rich personally, don't expect the elitist crowd to share their money with you....

Jesusland! lol

drobertson420
11-12-2004, 07:22 AM
Haha Canadians.

We went to dinner at a mexican restaurant with my mom's cousin and his wife, who live in Ottawa. They didn't know what the difference is between corn tortillas and flour tortillas. How silly!


And you want to merge with these Heathens?!
Sheesh!


(im kidding!)

Rush kicks ass!!!

drobertson420
11-12-2004, 07:26 AM
Thats all good, we will import. Biyatch.

Not through Our Borders! (wait, just sneak it in!) :D

drobertson420
11-12-2004, 07:27 AM
http://house.style.net/usa.jpg

We're keeping the clean water, culture, schools, etc. BTW -- We actually do produce food, and what we can't, we'll buy with all our money.

Better start bottling it up now.
http://www.ucsusa.org/greatlakes/glregionmin_wat.html

drobertson420
11-12-2004, 07:30 AM
they majority of our food comes from california...ha, ha.

Till it snaps in half and falls into the sea, ha ha

ASsman
11-12-2004, 08:46 AM
Meh, bad idea. Canadas homocide rate will increase ten-fold.

drobertson420
11-12-2004, 08:50 PM
Meh, bad idea. Canadas homocide rate will increase ten-fold.

..When all the Depressed,whiny people move there?
...Just beggin' to be Shot! :D

paulk
11-12-2004, 10:59 PM
homocide

" :D (y) " Haha excellent!