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bendedon
11-12-2004, 03:14 PM
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Hey the Beastie Boys!
I'd like to point out our Power, Ideals, Friendship, Love, Humor, Funky Stuff (hopefully), Creativity, Freshness, ETC.! I'd love to be Add soon, and make goodness such as am , and Eve ! I know y'all have heard my bongos, and y'all know I love 'Jamin. I'd like to point out all the prophesies that I've read that show me as God, such as Joseph Smith's (the 19th century prophet who founded the Mormon religion) prophesy that The Father (God) lives in Ohio, the street that I was living on when I read that prophesy out of a Mormon Reverand's bible while I was in captivity. That Mormon Reverand as well called me The Father (God). The bible as well contributes by saying that God will have the name of Christ, and my middle name is Christian. In Ether (a book that was in his bible), it said that God will know that he is God when he sees the vision of Jesus, and that all occured about two weeks before I got sent to that institution where that Mormon Reverand was. A guy in this town that I am in now that I met at my favorite coffeehouse that said that he used to work for the SI (which is Secret Intelligence), when I told him some of these prophesies, said "I bow." or something tremendously similiar to that. I also know from the subtle comments of the radio DJs as well as a few open adknowledgements that people could totally hear me in their head before we met (me and them), granting that I have the Total Holy Spirit ("Benny and the Jets" and "Boomin' Benny are dope too), fulfilling yet another biblical prophesy, the one granting that God has the Holy Spirit. There is also the fact that my first "sex" admited not only that she could hear me before we met, but that she worked for KU "about" me, who I know is also connected to the government. My parents are not only a kindergarten teacher and a doctor, but work(ed) for KU and various other organizations. The made me unconscious somehow at the bottom of the stairs going upstairs somehow after I got back from using my mother's minivan, as I do remember all that and passing out, and said that I had a van accident with that very minivan that very same day, as I was rendered unconscious for about two weeks and ended up in a hospital after that where I was awake. We live southwest of the south side of Kansas City, and I supposedly crashed about forty-five minutes north of Kansas City, someplace where I would never have a reason to drive to. They also constantly say that I am insane to think that I am God (at least they used to), and would never have me move to a place where I could smoke pot. The bible, however, talks of manna! It says that manna is a green plant that grows in the forest with crystal like frost on it. It also says that it gives one the holy spirit and the vision of God, and talks of it being smoked out of a seven headed pipe with a gold bowl. (Don't worry, I have all of the scripture locations of all these prophesies written down and kept with my philosophy at home.) My parents, however, took my guardianship because of the drugs thing, etc., and they also said the would commit me back to this captivity where I am writing y'all from and have been here about a year and a third straight! All of my love for y'all's music and all of this and all of the love I have felt from you guys through song, talking to y'all, etc. and all of the fresh funk we could at least talk about sometimes MAYBE makes me want the father to have three fathers: Mike D., Adrock, and MCA! This would give All Of All safety, peace, and my fullest love ever! (My guardianship could have gone to whoever, but y'all were not available to talk to like this at the time, so I chose to keep my guardianship with my parents for then.) I just NEED to have tremendous guardians 'til whenever, but y'all could keep me as long as you fellows wish. Please take me into your hearts enough to at least reply to this. My address here is 514 S. Uinversity Ave. in Carbondale, Il, 62901, and our phone is 618-529-3044. I would love to hear from y'all somehow, sometime, and just know that my parents know how much I love your music and like it much themselves, so "You wonderful fellows will have no problems. Amen."
Peace, Goodness, and Farewell,
Love,
Ben Dedon

Blue Nun
11-12-2004, 03:24 PM
errrrrr... yeah...

Don't take this the wrong way, but I sincerely hope you are in regular contact with the appropriate medical practitioners.

sarahd
11-12-2004, 04:34 PM
Wow - you smoking the good stuff???

boogieman
11-13-2004, 01:51 AM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this dude is high......


respect :confused:

Alli
11-13-2004, 02:56 AM
I read like 2 sentences.. Did anyone get throught that whole thing? wtf was that o.O

Buck Buck
11-13-2004, 02:48 PM
wowwwwwwwwww

Pootytang
11-13-2004, 03:18 PM
PCP, LSD

Sevil
11-14-2004, 09:05 PM
I like you man. I'd read your shit.

You are crazy though.

CMA14
11-14-2004, 10:56 PM
Thats some of the craziest shit i have EVER read..

sea_dragon
11-14-2004, 11:34 PM
I think someone's off his meds...

yankeefan21
11-14-2004, 11:44 PM
Hey the Beastie Boys!


This part of your post doesn't make sense.

CSAR
11-15-2004, 12:35 AM
What the...??? :confused:

RockabillyGrrl
11-15-2004, 09:21 AM
WHoa.. I read the whole thing .. thinking it would end up as a joke.. but this guy seems serious.. someone should call him.
He's messed.

blAHchYd
11-16-2004, 07:11 PM
you don't mean THE "Boomin' Benny , or do you?? (!) :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :confused: :confused: :confused: (!)

alexandra
11-17-2004, 08:26 AM
damn, how many soulmates do i have...?

Sevil
11-17-2004, 08:53 AM
So did anybody call him yet?

sarahd
11-17-2004, 09:08 AM
So did anybody call him yet?

I was wondering the same thing. I looked the number up on whitepages.com and it did tell me it was a cell phone out of Carbondale, Il.

Space
11-17-2004, 09:43 AM
yauch he just wants to get WEEDED with you. (!)

Fiorucci99
11-17-2004, 01:09 PM
This part of your post doesn't make sense.

NONE of his post makes sense, lmao.
Do we have another Manties on our hands here kids?? Well maybe not actually, cause Manites made me laugh my ass off. He didn't make my head hurt like this schmuck.

villageidiot
11-17-2004, 09:54 PM
Yo don't be dissin' on bendedon, he sells the finist herb on this side of carbondale. Although he did once eat his own shoe laces.

bendedon
11-19-2004, 05:59 PM
Wow - you smoking the good stuff???

Definitly!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:01 PM
I like you man. I'd read your shit.

You are crazy though.

Crazy for love in all the right places!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:04 PM
you don't mean THE "Boomin' Benny , or do you?? (!) :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :confused: :confused: :confused: (!)

Oh yeah I DO!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:06 PM
damn, how many soulmates do i have...?

Seems as many as you want!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:08 PM
I was wondering the same thing. I looked the number up on whitepages.com and it did tell me it was a cell phone out of Carbondale, Il.

Actually, I have the house phone # now too: It's 618-549-2649!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:11 PM
Yo don't be dissin' on bendedon, he sells the finist herb on this side of carbondale. Although he did once eat his own shoe laces.

But it was laced!!!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:15 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this dude is high......


respect :confused:

High off of all the right shoelaces too!

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:17 PM
wowwwwwwwwww

You should see it when all the right peaces come together!

_GeorgieGirl_
11-19-2004, 06:19 PM
Actually, I have the house phone # now too: It's 618-549-2649!

:confused: seriously r u high?

paty
11-19-2004, 06:25 PM
this was the most nonsense thread that I ever read!!
but I have to say that it was funny!I really donīt know why!! :o

bendedon
11-19-2004, 06:26 PM
:confused: seriously r u high?

I'm working on it GeorgieGirl!

paty
11-19-2004, 06:36 PM
actually the funniest thing is that right know heīs having an "interview" with everybody!!!
heīs having a Yauch moment!!!! :D
no offense

CSAR
11-20-2004, 01:50 PM
Definitly!

"Definately" screwed in the head...!!!

Niann-Tsyr
11-29-2004, 08:59 AM
Nani?

GreenFairy
11-29-2004, 03:31 PM
:eek:


wonderful! :rolleyes:

avignon
11-30-2004, 06:13 AM
Why did I always think that God's phone number would be unlisted?

Tarheel75
11-30-2004, 04:17 PM
I read like 2 sentences.. Did anyone get throught that whole thing? wtf was that o.O
I didn't quite make it