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infidel
11-14-2004, 07:16 AM
Just out of the hospital again today. Is Cheney bush's insurance policy against an assassin's bullet whose time is almost up?

Why would anyone wish ill will on bush when the replacement would be Cheney?

Vice President Dick Cheney has a long history of hospital visits and heart trouble.

He had his first heart attack in 1978--when he was 37-years-old and chief of staff at the White House.

Six years later Cheney suffered his second heart attack.

Cheney's third heart attack came before his 48th Birthday, in 1988. It's also when doctors decided to perform quadruple bypass surgery to clear up clogged arteries.


In November of 2000-- while the country was waiting for Florida to finish counting votes, Doctors say Cheney had another heart attack.

Four heart attacks and at least three surgeries later, Cheney finally quit smoking, started watching his diet and began a daily exercise program. Sort of goes with his personallity that it took him that long to figure out what was causing the problem...

Pres Zount
11-14-2004, 07:38 AM
Let's just hope that there are no more complications and that he dies.

Fingers crossed, guys!

ASsman
11-14-2004, 08:17 AM
They should make a Celebrity Deathmatch. Cheney vs. Cheneys Heart.

yeahwho
11-14-2004, 11:38 AM
Is this some sort of a pratical joke on the citizen's? Ha! What heart? C'mon.

ASsman
11-14-2004, 12:52 PM
This year the Grinch won't steal christmas. Cheney will steal Ramadan.

But maybe his tiny heart will grow or something.

DroppinScience
11-14-2004, 12:59 PM
Remember the "don't threaten the President" thread? I think it also applies to the VP. Shhhh... guys. ;)

ASsman
11-14-2004, 01:43 PM
Meh, it's the same as reporting about Bush choking on a pretzel. The nimwit.

drobertson420
11-15-2004, 09:59 AM
This year the Grinch won't steal christmas. Cheney will steal Ramadan.

But maybe his tiny heart will grow or something.


Something's Growing.....http://webpages.charter.net/micah/dicksbulge.jpg

Whois
11-15-2004, 12:09 PM
"I had a bypass and a stint put in, just like Cheney...except they (the doctors) left my heart in." - Drew Carey

ASsman
11-15-2004, 12:11 PM
If only his heart was as big as his unit.

cookiepuss
11-15-2004, 12:42 PM
Just out of the hospital again today. Is Cheney bush's insurance policy against an assassin's bullet whose time is almost up

Heh. Heh. yeah that's how I think of him too. that seems to be the bush family policy..always pick a vice president who is worse than you so no one will try to assasinate you. I mean remember Dan Quail? Nuff' said.