Isn't fellatio banned in some US states?

[Ace42]

http://www.zurichlabs.com/id_sem_wm.htm

[infidel]

Maybe it's time to start openning up fellatio clinics all over the US

[ASsman]

ASsman, fellation M.D.

[QueenAdrock]

hahaha i'm sending this to everyone i know.

good show. (y)

[Ace42]

Urm... That article IS urban legend, yea? Not that I am complaining or owt...

[drobertson420]

Urm... That article IS urban legend, yea? Not that I am complaining or owt..


Quiet! You'll Ruin it for the rest of us!!.

[D_Raay]

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices.
She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.

The wive says, "I don't want to go hunting because its cold out,
and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob."

So she's down there doing her thing and suddenly she says, "your dick tastes like shit!"

The guy says, "yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either."

[Space]

suck my balls.:eek:

[Rancid_Beasties]

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices.
She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.

The wive says, "I don't want to go hunting because its cold out,
and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob."

So she's down there doing her thing and suddenly she says, "your dick tastes like shit!"

The guy says, "yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either."

Thats just nasty...but oddly humourous

[racer5.0stang]

I wonder how many men told their wives/girlfriends a/b that?

Sheryl Crow will never have cancer, oh wait, they pumped her stomach.

[ASsman]

Stop talking about oral sex. You will go to hell if you do, or if you even think about it. Your body is a temple and shouldn't be tainted.

[racer5.0stang]

Stop talking about oral sex. You will go to hell if you do, or if you even think about it. Your body is a temple and shouldn't be tainted.

How do you think you got here. Or were you born in a test tube, or just evolved?

[Ace42]

How do you think you got here. Or were you born in a test tube, or just evolved?

You think he was conceived by oral sex? Do I need to draw you a diagram? Or are you implying that God shot his load in Ass's mums mouth, and he is the second coming (no pun intended) ?

[racer5.0stang]

You think he was conceived by oral sex? Do I need to draw you a diagram? Or are you implying that God shot his load in Ass's mums mouth, and he is the second coming (no pun intended) ?

Now you are just being argumentative. Please use your entire brain, unless it didn't evolve properly.

[ASsman]

Stop talking about oral sex. You will go to hell if you do, or if you even think about it. Your body is a temple and shouldn't be tainted.

[Ace42]

Now you are just being argumentative. Please use your entire brain, unless it didn't evolve properly.

I'm just pointing out that your reading skills are dwarfed by those of your average pre-teen. This explains you weak grasp of science, poor interpretation of the bible, and inability to reason correctly. God loves the retards, but he doesn't agree with what they say.

[racer5.0stang]

I'm just pointing out that your reading skills are dwarfed by those of your average pre-teen. This explains you weak grasp of science, poor interpretation of the bible, and inability to reason correctly. God loves the retards, but he doesn't agree with what they say.

God loves you, Ace42, the same yesterday, today, and forever, regardless if you love Him or not.

Jesus Christ was crucified on the cross, bore all your sins, died and rose on the 3rd day, so you would not have to spend an eternity in hell. He did all that regardless if you believe in him or not.

That is unconditional love.

[Ace42]

God loves you, Ace42, the same yesterday, today, and forever, regardless if you love Him or not.

See, there you go. If someone doesn't believe your twisted bullshit, that MUST mean they are an aethiest. Absolute nonsense. The sort of tosh we have all come to expect from you.

What God does or does feel or do is up to him, and you no more know what God thinks does or feels than anyone else here. And yet you are convinced that your view (and it is only yours, even most fundamentalists would point out the flaws in your arguments, and they are creationists) is FACT.

Well, you aren't God, despite your heretical supposition. You are not the messiah, you are not a prophet. You're just some stupid hick who read the bible, misunderstood all the important aspects of it, and then starts lecturing people like a cross between a savant and a parrot.

Memorising chunks of the bible doesn't make you an expert, it doesn't even make you knowledgeable.

It's sad that someone can dedicate so much of their time and effort to something, and yet totally miss the point. And if it wasn't enough that you were wasting your time on it, you're hear spouting off wasting *OUR* time too.

[racer5.0stang]

See, there you go. If someone doesn't believe your twisted bullshit, that MUST mean they are an aethiest. Absolute nonsense. The sort of tosh we have all come to expect from you.

What God does or does feel or do is up to him, and you no more know what God thinks does or feels than anyone else here. And yet you are convinced that your view (and it is only yours, even most fundamentalists would point out the flaws in your arguments, and they are creationists) is FACT.

Well, you aren't God, despite your heretical supposition. You are not the messiah, you are not a prophet. You're just some stupid hick who read the bible, misunderstood all the important aspects of it, and then starts lecturing people like a cross between a savant and a parrot.

Memorising chunks of the bible doesn't make you an expert, it doesn't even make you knowledgeable.

It's sad that someone can dedicate so much of their time and effort to something, and yet totally miss the point. And if it wasn't enough that you were wasting your time on it, you're hear spouting off wasting *OUR* time too.

Ace, I have never said that I know what God thinks, nor have I said that I am God or a prophet. Everything that I have said can be found in the bible. look it up.

I think that you have read at least some of the bible, but was unable to comprehend it and therefore wrote it off as fiction.

If you can back up your argument about my views with scripture, I would be willing to listen.

You are correct in saying that what God does is up to him, I have no argument there. I am glad that you acknowledge that he exists.

[Ace42]

Ace, I have never said that I know what God thinks, nor have I said that I am God or a prophet. Everything that I have said can be found in the bible. look it up.

Bullshit. What you have said is an INTERPRETATION of what is said. You have shown clearly that you do not understand English. What the bible says, and what you think it means are two very very different things. Just like what we have said in these threads, and what you think we meant are two different things. Just like what that kid's bullshit creationism experiment said, and what it really meant were completely different.

I think that you have read at least some of the bible, but was unable to comprehend it and therefore wrote it off as fiction.

You don't "think" - if you "thought" then you'd actually be able to understand what people are saying. I have never said "the bible is fiction." And my understanding of the bible is infinitly more sophisticated than yours.

You're like one of the disciples hearing the parable of the good Samirtan, and instead of going "Ahhhh, I see, he is saying that we shouldn't pre-judge people based on assumptions about them based on stereotypes and generalisations." you are taking it literally and going "Oh, so there is one good man in Sumatra who won't go to hell. That is nice to know."

Your mind is too small to perceive a greater truth, so you just believe the literal meaning as truth. Catching all the words, but the meaning slipping by.

If you can back up your argument about my views with scripture, I would be willing to listen.

Fuck you. "If it's not in the bible, I won't listen" what, you think your car works on "miracle power" ? When your car breaks down, it's not a mechanical fault, it's because you don't have enough faith?

When I want to fix a car, I reach for a manual, not the bible. And guess what, more cars get fixed by technical no-how than prayer. That's why people do jobs instead of praying all day.

What to hear God speaking to you? Instead of assuming that whatever drivel you read into (not read from) the bible is "God speaking to you" - take a look around at what works in the world. Technology, science, progress. That is God saying "I'm not a wizard, I'm a scientist."

I have no argument there. I am glad that you acknowledge that he exists.

Then perhaps you should stop basing your arguments on "God says" considering God hasn't spoken to you. And my belief system is beyond your limited conception, so how it makes you feel is neither here nor there.

[Beth]

how does a fight break out in a cocksucking thread? :confused:

while we're on the cocksucking subject, does anyone else think of fellatio when they see the name Fallujah?

[yeahwho]

What to hear God speaking to you? Instead of assuming that whatever drivel you read into (not read from) the bible is "God speaking to you" - take a look around at what works in the world. Technology, science, progress. That is God saying "I'm not a wizard, I'm a scientist."

Then perhaps you should stop basing your arguments on "God says" considering God hasn't spoken to you. And my belief system is beyond your limited conception, so how it makes you feel is neither here nor there.

Listen to Ace42 racer5.0stang, his post has wisdom and meaning...Ace42, unlike yourself, is not trying to tell you your going to hell...he is trying to guide you down a spiritual path without condemnation.

Science is not capable of commenting on teleological subjects such as morals, ethics, meaning and purpose. Dawkins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins) is in error when he claims science can do so. He is being intellectually dishonest when he palms off his metaphysical speculations as if they were scientific conclusions. Science has nothing to say, good or bad, about teleology.

IMHO the only sensible thing is to adhere to Gould's Non-Overlapping Magesteria (NOMA (http://www.stephenjaygould.org/library/gould_noma.html)).

So what is wrong with using both eyes and avoiding the willful ignorance of the fundamentalist and the nihilism of the atheist?

[yeahwho]

how does a fight break out in a cocksucking thread? :confused:

while we're on the cocksucking subject, does anyone else think of fellatio when they see the name Fallujah?

Fallujah, ahh, ahhh, :eek: AHHHHHHHH!!! :o No not really.

[Ace42]

On the advice of his late colleague Stephen Jay Gould, Dawkins refuses to participate in debates with creationists on the basis that they will just use their proximity to a real scientist to gain legitimacy in the public eye.

Smart chap.

[what_the_doofus]

http://www.zurichlabs.com/id_sem_wm.htm
that's a fake news story made by some NC State guys, it was on fark a long long time ago. Funny that some actual science place picked it up.

[Ace42]

No shit?

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=585392&postcount=5

Also, the site isn't legit. Take a goosey at some of the products they are hocking.

[infidel]

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine"
True or not it sounds like a wise choice to make anyway.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

[freetibet]

interesting ;)

[Whois]

http://www.zurichlabs.com/id_sem_wm.htm

..and in the military, UCMJ classifies it as sodomy.