SNACK CAKE MASSACRE!

[cosmo105]

for my latest photo assignment, i have to print one image at 16x20 size. that's huge. anyway, i decided to do something i've wanted to for a long time...kill twinkies. i had so much fun with this. i got everything super cheap because we have a hostess factory in town and they have a thrift store where they sell about-to-expire goods for like 60 cents a box. anyway, it rocked :D

it took forever to get them out of their packages and arranged nicely...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/cakemassacre1.jpg

and then under the sunlight they got a little melty :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/cakemassacre2.jpg

after some nice, neat photos...the killing began
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/cosmosmash1.jpg

the gore!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/cakemassacre4.jpg

the aftermath
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/cakemassacre3.jpg

p.s. yes, that is green twinkie filling. no, they haven't gone bad...they were Shrek-themed. i think it worked well (y)

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

*pours out sugar*

R.I.P twinkies

:(

[cosmo105]

they got what was coming to them.

[Shinjuku]

when there is no more room in hell,
the twinkies will walk the earth..

[Lindsey_1535]

I sure did...just cause I'm a horrible reader :o

[adrockmelanie]

i want to do that!!



awesome pictures (y)

[ASHLEY]

so many starving children in the world :(

[Waus]

I think sending all the starving children stale Shrek-themed hostess cupcakes would be more like a slap in the face than a helping hand.

What did the final photos actually look like Cosmo?

[cosmo105]

so many starving children in the world :(
hahah. i KNEW that YOU were going to say this.

those snack cakes were stale. i got them for super cheap from the hostess thrift store.

and, it's in the name of art. die :)

[jabumbo]

i like to eat the banana cream ones. but one time some random guy in he ocmputer lab told me that they shut down the plant that makes them...i was sad that night.


either way, nice photos. you should/will post the final results now right

[cosmo105]

i will...but i don't have a scanner. well, i do...but it's really old and yeah. :( i especially don't have a 16x20 scanner. i'll probably just take a photo of the results.

[paulk]

Mafuckin blasphemous.

[mickill]

I don't understand how anyone can eat that poison.

Nice pics, cos. I'm glad that your small Twinkie Holocaust was a success.


cosmo's the snack cake Hitler.

[beastiegirrl101]

those pics made my monday...thanks!

[trésbienfem]

they got what was coming to them.

mwuahahaha

[cosmo105]

I don't understand how anyone can eat that poison.

Nice pics, cos. I'm glad that your small Twinkie Holocaust was a success.


cosmo's the snack cake Hitler.
WE ARE THE MASTER SNACK CAKE RACE! LIL DEBBIE IS SUPERIOR TO HOSTESS!

i miss being in your sig :(

[mickill]

i miss being in your sig :(

You can be immortalized in places other than here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gleem&r=f), homey. Your gleemness will always live on. ;)

[cosmo105]

:(

[mickill]

Oh, for crying out loud...the things I do to make people happy around this place...

[cosmo105]

hahaha you didn't have to do that. i'm in enough sigs anyway ;)

i was :( about the definition of gleem. *sniffle*

[mickill]

hahaha you didn't have to do that. i'm in enough sigs anyway ;)

Really? Huh, I never noticed...

I'll probably change it tommorow, anyways.


As far as the definition of gleem, I was just feeling bitter that day... No hard feelings. tee hee hee..

[bobbydigital]

Oh, for crying out loud...the things I do to make people happy around this place...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/bobbydigital_xl/PAP0018.jpg
LOOK! It's Cosmo and Mickill.

[mickill]

Happy, bobby? There's just no satisfying you people...

[bobbydigital]

Happy, bobby?

Uh, I guess. Whatever floats your boat, homey.

[bobbydigital]

Uh, I guess. Whatever floats your boat, homey. The funny thing is, the girl actually looks like cosmo with whack shoes.

[cosmo105]

1) that woman is caucasian, i'm latin heat
2) i would never wear jeans OR shoes like that
3) your mom

[jabumbo]

1) that woman is caucasian, i'm latin heat
2) i would never wear jeans OR shoes like that
3) your mom

does that make you the dog then?

[cosmo105]

you don't want what happened to those sno balls to happen to you, now do you jabumbo?

[jabumbo]

you wish!

[cosmo105]

and now, the finished product. it's not mounted yet...and i might print some of the smushed ones...but this is all i have to turn in. and i'm holding it up so you can see just how huge it is. it's awesome. finally, a color project i'm really excited about. apologies for the flash, though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/cakefinal.jpg

[jabumbo]

excellent photo...

thinking of pictures...i was taking group shots at an even yesterday and with the flash, everything turned out dark, and without, it was fine. it was kinda dark in the room too...i couldnt figure it out

[bobbydigital]

1) that woman is caucasian, i'm latin heat
2) i would never wear jeans OR shoes like that
3) your mom

Christ, who's the one always talking 'bout lame-os that can't take a joke?

1. i know you're "latin heat" from the thirty pics you post a day.
2. i don't care.
3. go find someone else to sharpen your wit knife on cuz it isn't gonna work here. That or just schmooze the boyfriend til he posts another one of his thousand "I'd Hit It" shits.

[cosmo105]

jeez, calm down. i was kidding too.

[bobbydigital]

jeez, calm down. i was kidding too.

my bad. just got a little irritated cuz it was a joke on mike. wasn't expecting anything from you.

[mickill]

Hey! What did I do?

That's it. I'm having all my posts deleted and coming back next week with a new name and an attitude.

[cosmo105]

i think we should all focus on the snack cakes. LOOK AT THEM!!

(ps haha you're a gleem that can't take a joke nyaaah :p)

(pps mike we'll still be able to smell your gleemness a mile away)

[mickill]

Well, I suppose I could have complimented you on your snack cakes.



But I can't really see them with that picture you're hoding up blocking my view. OHHHH!

[ProfJIM]

This display of photo creativity has given me an art induced erection.

[cosmo105]

Well, I suppose I could have complimented you on your snack cakes.



But I can't really see them with that picture you're hoding up blocking my view. OHHHH!
OHHHHHHHH!!

[ProfJIM]

This display of photo creativity has given me an art induced erection.

[cosmo105]

i'm not addressing that until you fix that typo, mister.


ps. eww

[mickill]

Ok, seriously...i think the composition is great. I'm glad you didn't go for symmetry; i like how the laces on the ding dongs don't line up...it gives it a disjointed feel which reflects your personality well. Coulda used a little more of the pink and sprinkly ones, I guess....whatever they're called.... But from what I can tell, the natural lighting was the way to go. Good job.

[cosmo105]

:) thanks. yeah, i'm wishing i put the pink sno balls more toward the center. and i think the glow of the afternoon sun worked well.

and jim, thank you for fixing it. still, ewww.

[bobbydigital]

Hey! What did I do?

HAHA! Let me jog your memory:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/bobbydigital_xl/PAP0018.jpg

Benji lookin' motha fucka.