Phone sex for Republicans

[DroppinScience]

Now we know how the GOP gets itself off on those lonely cold nights.

http://www.liegirls.com/quicktime.html

:D (y)

[ASsman]

That is hot, I bet Anne Coulter works there. Mmmm that bitch is tasty.

[D_Raay]

http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=C6230&sour_cd=ANB000101

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

# "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

# "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

# "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

# "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

# "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

[yeahwho]

They want to clean up their act and one of the things they're doing is "God's Handy Work" in the cherry red State of Indiana, by changing that disgusting and lewd highway (http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/Nov2004/news003.htm) name. :rolleyes:

[Whois]

http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=C6230&sour_cd=ANB000101

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

# "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

# "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

# "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

# "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

# "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."


Do the dolls auto-fellate?

[DroppinScience]

Ahem, back to the lie-girls.

"The economy is growing and growing, getting bigger and bigger... *gasp* SO big."

I'm not a conservative, but that makes me hot too. :p

[59 Chrystie St.]

They want to clean up their act and one of the things they're doing is "God's Handy Work" in the cherry red State of Indiana, by changing that disgusting and lewd highway (http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/Nov2004/news003.htm) name. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the info, that's hilarious.