What if......

[Knuckles]

Yauch had chosen a different career path?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/gsretaqr.jpg

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

your a mad man knuckles...a mad man :p

[Knuckles]

Mike D opened a clothing store with Pauly Shore?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/zsretaewe.jpg

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

^ ok that one actually had me laughing for a good 5 minutes. thats awesome. i think there was actually a tear. wow. keep um coming knuckles :D

[BSTEGRL]

Oh wow man, you and photoshop need a little time apart!
(actually, its a tight thread (y) )

[Johanna]

hahahaha! genius! (y)

[Documad]

Ha ha ha! You finally got me to open one of these! Thanks for the humor.

[Documad]

OH NO!!! I so didn't mean anything about you!!! I think you're great!

I'm just not into the who is the cutest stuff (and much worse) that's been spreading like mad throughout the Beastie section lately. I used to be able to avoid it by staying out of the frequent post section, but now it's in half the threads--even when I least expect it.

[Knuckles]

Adrock went on Fox's Celebrity Boxing?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/gfduhtrd.jpg


Deck Your Ted

[dancin2beasties]

haha wow. that first ones amazing... it looks real! nice job (y)

[Johanna]

^ :D that made my day

[Knuckles]

OH NO!!! I think you're great!

I agree! I think you have done a kick booty job with this photo section wints. (y) (y) (y) I never even knew it was here until yesterday :eek:

[Documad]

I hadn't noticed the new photo section up on top of the press area. It's clearly popular despite being difficult to notice. I can't help observing that Adrock's photos are more popular than Yauch's, which are more popular than poor Mike's. And that makes me a little sad for Mike.

And Wints, I can't believe you would get negative feedback for sorting out photos that are in the public domain. Now, if you start posting new, candid shots of the boys . . . .

[actually you would probably be lauded by most of the board]

[Farrah]

So funny (y)

[Fiorucci99]

Poor Mike!



I actually really respect their privacy, and I wouldn't. I guess the negative feedback is sort of, "how juvenile, what a waste of time for a serious fan..." type of stuff, although maybe I'm just magnifying the complaints of a few spoilsports. People have been really complimentary too. :)

I dont think its a waste of time. I appriciate the photos forum so much. I love things to be organized, so it's not wasted on me..... (y) (y) :p

[beastie_dee]

hahaha Knuckles that's hilarious

they Yauch one is my favourite though :D

[Bourgie]

^ I'd have to agree. I got a little teary-eyed when I saw the Licensed to Drill. I just kept saying to myself as it was loading slowly "God I don't want to see this..." I don't want to look at it but it pulls me into it.

[bgirl_jess]

[_GeorgieGirl_]

^ I'd have to agree. I got a little teary-eyed when I saw the Licensed to Drill. I just kept saying to myself as it was loading slowly "God I don't want to see this..." I don't want to look at it but it pulls me into it.

Do you mean you wish he was that he was your dentist? So he'd be that close to your mouth. ;)

[bgirl_jess]

Do you mean you wish he was that he was your dentist? So he'd be that close to your mouth. ;)

:D genius

[Lindsey_1535]

Oh man those pics made laugh and then my mom got mad at me cause I was being to loud, oh well

[jjjjjj]

hahahaha...those are too funny....

[whoomoi]

hahaha hilarious!!

[Knuckles]

The boys sold out and decided to license their music to t.v. talkshows?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/nkjh.jpg

Phil Communication

[Johanna]

haaaaaahahaha (y)

[Knuckles]

Adrock gained 80 pounds and decided to come out of the closet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/cvhfdhdr.jpg

Jello Nasty

[bgirl1929]

very funny

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

awww hell naw..
too far knuckles...WAY to far

[Knuckles]

awww hell naw..
too far knuckles...WAY to far
What dooooooo you mean? :p

[bigbobjoe]

Those are awsome! Except that last one, it got me puking.

[jusme1072]

yeah that made me cringe, but i did laugh

[Knuckles]

Adrock quit the band to open a mexican bakery?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/sdytr457w47.jpg

To The 5 Churros

[Freakazoid03]

^I think that's my favorite so far. :D

agree (y)

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

knuckles you need a hobby :p
ah but i luv ya, your the greatest photoshopper i know (y)

[Knuckles]

while on a camping trip Yauch broke his leg and the only help Mike could find was the sasquatch tree top hospital?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/54588978.jpg

Climbin' And Healin'

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

:::SNORT::::
*whipes coke off computer screen*
i dont know how many times i can tell you your the greatest, knuckles.
that is some seriously fucked up shit. :p i like it (y)

[Knuckles]

the boys wrote a broadway musical based on a popular movie?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/tfdyue4.jpg


Shake Your Gump

[_GeorgieGirl_]

Thats some what disturbing... (y) :D

[BSTEGRL]

HAHAHAHA! Knuckles, you slay me!....you really, really do!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Thats some what disturbing... (y) :D
i agree.
shake your gump-a?
knuckles thats genuis
your a sick SICK man, knuckles, your sick. (y)

[cosmo105]

Adrock gained 80 pounds and decided to come out of the closet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/cvhfdhdr.jpg

Jello Nasty
welp, i won't be sleeping tonight.

top shelf stuff as usual knuckles (y)

[paulb]

LMAO! those were great! Shake your gump!

[roni]

wow. me likee. :) please sir, can i have some more?

[alexandra]

Knuckles, you're killing me!!!! :D

[Knuckles]

Mike D combined his love of classic sitcoms with his passion for metal sculpting?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/vbmgh.jpg


Brass Punky

[Powor_Gen5]

pure fucking genius......everyone of them.....DAMN!!

[Bourgie]

while on a camping trip Yauch broke his leg and the only help Mike could find was the sasquatch tree top hospital?

Climbin' And Healin'

Haha...that one's my favorite so far.

[Freebasser]

Holy potatoes! What's all this photoshoppery in here?

*makes a note to visit the Beastie side of the board more often*

[bellastarr]

These are great!!!!

Very Entertaining!!!! :)

[Knuckles]

while attending a celebrity airshow Yach saved a group of kittens from being smashed by a plane flown by Don Knotts.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/ghutyudr6.jpg


Bi-planes Lifter!

[jjjjjj]

you're too good knuckles

[Freebasser]

Don't make me post it...

Ah fuck it, here goes...

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/3083/checkyourshed.jpg

And here are some others...

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/6766/paulsantique.jpg

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/3025/hillcommunication.jpg

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/9287/licensetoswill.jpg

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/1730/licensetotrill.jpg

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/7338/wallsboutique.jpg

:cool:

[Lindsey_1535]

oh man those are to funny (y)

[Bourgie]

^^ I really like the Paul's antique one.

Knuckles-

The facial expressions that you pick for the pictures you put them in are perfect! That's what puts it over the top..

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

oh my god knuckles...
Don Knotts? thats gotta be my favorite

[BSTEGRL]

Knuckles, you've made my day.......again. :D

[Knuckles]

Freeby those were grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Hill Communication :D

[Knuckles]

Mike D became an alcoholic and winded up living on the streets entertaining people for spare change :(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/ohio890.jpg


Ripple Trouble

[bgirl1929]

knuckles, you've done it again. i love these. Keep em comin'

[Knuckles]

during a concert Adrock falls off the stage resulting in a terrible head injury. He no longer can be a master of challenging games like boggle or scrabble. He does, however, inspire everyone by competing to the best of his abilities in more simple games.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/adrae243q2.jpg

Professor Cootie

[staceybridie]

man this definatley gotta be the best thread that Ive read in a while, I hope Yauch stumbles across this lol

[P of R]

As brilliant as always, Knuckles. (y)

[kid fresh]

more! more! that last one was hilario (y)

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

oh my god dude...
is adam going to be competing in the special olympics 2005 with timmy, jimmy, and cartman?

where do you get this shit??

[Knuckles]

Danny Devito became obsessed about becoming a member of the Beasties and poor Adrock had to get a restraining order against him?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/u9yu79.jpg

Loomin' Danny

[avignon]

^I thought this actually had happened. Danny DeVito=scary

[Knuckles]

Mike D discovered he had a unique talent for playing the chainsaw and used in recording the next album?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/jioyu8go9t78.jpg

The Skills To Play The Stihls

[stillill]

That special board game olympics was the best. Thanks for the laughs. (y)

[Knuckles]

Mike D got into competative trike racing and his barefoot style was unbeatable?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/xhgxchch.jpg

Pass The Trike

[spacemonkey]

while attending a celebrity airshow Yach saved a group of kittens from being smashed by a plane flown by Don Knotts.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/ghutyudr6.jpg


Bi-planes Lifter!

This one is so rediculous, I love them all. Thanks for the stitches Andy! I haven't laughed this much in ages. (y)

[staceybridie]

man the one where adrock being stalked made me laugh fo sure!! :D

[Knuckles]

the cure for cancer was found.......... in Mike D's mucous?!?!?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/yg79gy79.jpg

Cure Snot

[Brooklyn Babe]

Check your Head of Lettuce

http://s05.imagehost.org/0355/lettuce.jpg

They're all great but I don't know there was just something about this one I really liked.
maybe it's because yauch and adrock's expressions aren't altered and yet it just fits so well like they are lookin at Mike D. like what the hell.

[Knuckles]

at Davis's birthday party Yauch gets fed up with Mike D and his chili eating ways!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/mikesgas.jpg


Fart Attack Man

[Troy_Tron]

Climbing and healing is my favorite

[b-grrrlie]

at Davis's birthday party Yauch gets fed up with Mike D and his chili eating ways!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/mikesgas.jpg


Fart Attack Man
http://forums.edharcourt.com/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[miss soul fire]

Adrock gained 80 pounds and decided to come out of the closet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/cvhfdhdr.jpg

Jello Nasty
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if I magically shrunk the Beasties and they gyrated around my upper body?
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1624/gijellbeastieboys5nc.th.jpg (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gijellbeastieboys5nc.jpg)

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if Mike D rewound 50 years and took on the horrible responsibility of washing all the boys laundry?
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6271/pegman3zw.th.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pegman3zw.jpg)

[alexandra]

What if I magically shrunk the Beasties and they gyrated around my upper body?
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1624/gijellbeastieboys5nc.th.jpg (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gijellbeastieboys5nc.jpg)
brilliant.

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if Mike D rewound 50 years and took on the horrible responsibility of washing all the boys laundry?
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6271/pegman3zw.th.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pegman3zw.jpg)

Sorry, I forgot to mention that I call it "Peg Man".

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if all Beasties gained 15 kilos each and Mike D revealed his shocking secret?
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/668/fatitude2og.th.jpg (http://img374.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fatitude2og.jpg)

[cj hood]

how'd i miss this thread for a year..........very funny!!!

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if the Beasties went to Holland?
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4728/timetogetmill2fy.th.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=timetogetmill2fy.jpg)

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if Adrock's mobility fucked itself up?
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4066/puttinglameinyourgame8bi.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=puttinglameinyourgame8bi.jpg)

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if the Beasties turned into sheep?
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3889/ohherd9tn.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ohherd9tn.jpg)

What if MCA opted for a more bibilical occupation?
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4002/splintergalactic2xn.th.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=splintergalactic2xn.jpg)

[P.T.B.A.I.]

What if Adrock crossed over to the other side and succumbed to the charms of Eminem... and his evil twin?! :eek:
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7521/gayshadies0hx.th.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gayshadies0hx.jpg)

[Chicka B]

Holy shit. How'd I miss all this?

[Knuckles]

Nice ptbai (y)

glad to see this thread isn't dead yet :D

[BroomHead]

What if....

The boys decided to throw one of their sexy parties in the studio with some old friends from the mid eighties?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/mikeyoung89/Alright-Spears-Kiss.jpg
Alright Spears Kiss

[kleptomaniac]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/mikeyoung89/Alright-Spears-Kiss.jpg
Alright Spears Kiss


oh dear god! :eek: (!)


that's briliant! :D (y) (y)



though i am slightly upset that i never got an invite to this party....

[kleptomaniac]

this entire thread rocks actually :cool: (y)

keep 'em coming! (lb)

[adrock14]

that is a good one!!!^^^^^ (y) :D (y) :D (y)

[BroomHead]

What if....

Mike D got so involved with the clothing line, that he organized a fashion show with some help from Q-Tip and estranged cousin Dustin?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/mikeyoung89/Get-Leather.jpg
Get It In Leather

[alexandra]

^ nightmare. :D
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/mikeyoung89/Alright-Spears-Kiss.jpg
haahha, Mike's all Ooh!

brilliant.

[ggirlballa]

bump

[xvanx]

What if Adrock's mobility fucked itself up?
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4066/puttinglameinyourgame8bi.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=puttinglameinyourgame8bi.jpg)

wow haaha