spiders

[j-dog]

i find spiders in our warehouse and, being soft as shite, always put em somewhere safe. after taking a pic with my phone. here's one.
http://onfinite.com/libraries/195751/cc0.jpg

[JustXCallum]

Glasweigen (?) Spiders, THE SCARIEST KIND!!!!!!!!!

[j-dog]

never tried eatin them. although i'd say they're pretty juicy some of em.
here's another one.
http://onfinite.com/libraries/195772/f03.jpg

[j-dog]

and another.
http://onfinite.com/libraries/195773/9e5.jpg

[aenema]

I saw this is my bathroom once, a wolf spider me thinks, not indoor spideys anyway.

I rescued it of course

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/clo_lovemolks/IMG_0479.jpg

[Lindsey_1535]

Oh god that is the freakiest thing ever, its even real and it creeps me out

[j-dog]

I saw this is my bathroom once, a wolf spider me thinks, not indoor spideys anyway.

I rescued it of course

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/clo_lovemolks/IMG_0479.jpg
that's a bad boy there alright. dunno why but my other ones aren't coming up. i'll try again.

[enree erzweglle]

Glasweigen (?) Spiders, THE SCARIEST KIND!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen the ones you mention, but the scariest I have seen in person are the huntsmen spiders from Australia. They're harmless, but they're intimidatingly big (they can span the average-sized adult hand) and they skitter quickly, like centipedes.

Sydney has several types of spiders (some poisonous and some just scary). That was on my mind a lot this past summer as I looked at the various scuff/splatt marks on the walls of the houses I was visiting. "This mark here is from a huntsman. That one is from her baby. Don't go in the wood shed."

Forgot to include a photo that I found online:
http://www.centralpets.com/critter_images/insects/spiders/SPI_0004325_20030113114240.jpg

[j-dog]

i find spiders in our warehouse and, being soft as shite, always put em somewhere safe. after taking a pic with my phone. here's one.
http://onfinite.com/libraries/195751/cc0.jpg
ok, what's goin on? why did this pic and the 2nd come up then disappear. computers have it in for me.

[Tzar]

where's those fucking camel spiders...

those cunts kept me from sleeping, the motherfucking cheese eating glasses were a pony garfunkel.

[chromium05]

This was on my towel....if I hadn't opened my eyes at the last second, I'd have dryed my face on it. Uuurrgghhhh!!! I hate them. I screamed like a bitch and my then girlfriend thought I'd shaved my balls off (?). It had bloody thigh muscles. I swear this little bastard has a spider size Darth Vader costume on.

Anyway, I sprayed it with aftershave and toilet cleaner, blowtorched it with hairspray and my lighter, punched it, tried to wash it down the plug (no chance). Eventually, I flicked it into an aftershave box and hurled it out of my 4th floor apartment.

The razor by it's side shows it's size. My iguana had been going mad chasing something around the room the night before. I guess he was chasing this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/chromium05/spider1.jpg

Sorry about quality of pic, it is scanned from a Polaroid.

[cosmo105]

shit! that one's got a weapon!


anyway, here's a repeat of the taiwan spideys i saw:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/spidey1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/spidey2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/meep.jpg

[enree erzweglle]

I woulda stamped those shits to death.

I have Australian family/friends who get spiders in their houses and yards and they (the spiders) rear back when you go in for the kill. I think they're the Funnel Web spider, which you can find all over in Sydney (but are out mostly in the summers, I hear). They're poison acts quickly. The combination of their size, and the fact that they rear back and are poisonouse makes it hard (psychologically) to get your feet close enough to kill them.

I bought one of those spider-vacuum suckers to rescue the [relatively] little ones that we get here. My Australian relatives laugh when they see that--the opening is too small for their spiders to fit and there isn't enough suction to even blow the hair on the backs of their monster-spiders. They laugh when they come here and I show them a spider. They say, "That's not a spider." I always thought they were joking until I saw what is a spider to them.

[chromium05]

^^^ and that is why I refuse to go outside of the UK.
I know that spiders here don't kill you, or get any bigger than the one I almost smeared across my face.

I am not scared of flying
I would love to see the world etc.

But the rest of the world has spiders. Big spiders. Big hard spiders. Big hard spiders that have no hesitation in killing you. Or waiting in dark places until you go to sleep then positioning themselves on the wall above your head, ready for when you wake up.

No...I'll stick to the UK. We have relatively gay spiders.

[trésbienfem]

where's those fucking camel spiders...

those cunts kept me from sleeping, the motherfucking cheese eating glasses were a pony garfunkel.

http://67.19.222.106/photos/images/camelspider.jpg

you mean these?

[aenema]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/spidey2.jpg
Considering it could actually kill, it's a pretty lil being innit

[beastiegirrl101]

you people are nuts...just step on them, nasty. (n)

[j-dog]

This was on my towel....if I hadn't opened my eyes at the last second, I'd have dryed my face on it. Uuurrgghhhh!!! I hate them. I screamed like a bitch and my then girlfriend thought I'd shaved my balls off (?). It had bloody thigh muscles. I swear this little bastard has a spider size Darth Vader costume on.

Anyway, I sprayed it with aftershave and toilet cleaner, blowtorched it with hairspray and my lighter, punched it, tried to wash it down the plug (no chance). Eventually, I flicked it into an aftershave box and hurled it out of my 4th floor apartment.


i laughed like a mofo when i read this. i'm laughin again just at the thought of it.

[Tzar]

http://www.espguitars.com/images/guitars/KH3.jpg
http://www.espguitars.com/images/sigdetails/kh3.jpg
it's a spider, INN'IT!!>>!>!>!!># 12

[tracky]

I havn't got a pic to back this up, but one of the guys at work here was telling me a story about his friends who found a massive spider under their house. It was sitting on a car tyre, and it's legs spanned out across the entire inside of the tyre :eek: this is in australia, I think it was up north in darwin that this spider was. Down here in south aus we've got redbacks, which are pretty damn scarey knowing what they can do to you, but that's about it. Oh and those black fuckers, with the long tails. Cunt bit me while I was sleeping. :mad:

[brianavalentino]

http://67.19.222.106/photos/images/camelspider.jpg

you mean these?

I am so having nightmares for the rest of my life. Can we just pretend those are very life-life puppets or something?Good.