who wants to do bam? [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

cerveza

12-20-2004, 05:51 PM

http://jackass.ulie.nl/_pictures/04/bam_tatoo/bamtattoo02.jpg

back off, he's mine

Freebasser

12-20-2004, 05:52 PM

Even if I were gay, I wouldn't.

cosmo105

12-20-2004, 05:53 PM

i don't understand why so many women think he's OMG SOO HOTT. just because the man is insane and has a show on mtv? Matthew Lesko is insane and is on tv a lot too. why not lust after him, a man that would provide for you?

yeah, Bam looks like he has a birth defect. sorry :(

cerveza

12-20-2004, 05:55 PM

/\
ouch.

to each her own

i think he's sexyasfuck

Freebasser

12-20-2004, 05:56 PM

If you shagged him would you say "BAM!" each time he thrusted?

cerveza

12-20-2004, 05:57 PM

most certainly,
unless he's got another name...

cosmo105

12-20-2004, 05:57 PM

i say "BOOM!" :cool:

Stupid

12-20-2004, 05:58 PM

Bam just annoys me, so na i wouldn't do him (n)

Lindsey_1535

12-20-2004, 05:59 PM

Holy shit I would fuck him a lot...

But Im more of a Ryan Dunn girl myself...
me too, ryan dunn for sure

Freebasser

12-20-2004, 05:59 PM

i say "BOOM!" :cool:

HAHAHA :D

Brightened up my day that did (y)

RobMoney

12-20-2004, 06:35 PM

What, Vito gets no love?

Mr. Boomin'Granny

12-20-2004, 06:43 PM

http://www.extremeduudsonit.com/b/kuvat/amerikka/vito_tytot_iso.jpg
http://www.extremeduudsonit.com/b/kuvat/amerikka/kakkusota_iso.jpg

http://www.mtv.com/onair/viva_la_bam/flipbooks/episode_guide/images/102_10.jpg

miss soul fire

12-20-2004, 08:31 PM

Ok. You can have him. As long as I have Jesse Bradford. :o :D

And to mention Jackass: Johnny Knoxville. :D

blanket.of.troy

12-21-2004, 12:30 AM

dude, i went to warped and wore my element tee with the bam logo on it...just so happens that jon (guy in a band none of you know of.) skates with him sometimes. we talked about bam and all that, (yes im more of a dunn girl meself...but hey, you go w/ it.)

i got a poster from the band with "really, lets hook up!" written on the back from this guy, and bam's number on the front. (y)

adrockmelanie

12-21-2004, 01:09 AM

bam is ugly.

johnny knoxville's hot sometimes.
and for some reason last year, i though raab himself was cute.
that's it. the end.

cosmo105

12-21-2004, 02:21 AM

dave england is INSANE.

RobMoney

12-21-2004, 03:15 AM

Vito is a man's man!

Thanks for that Boomin'

Rock

12-21-2004, 08:02 AM

I heard Vito on a radio show the other day.....and he was totally different. You could actually understand him..which leads me to believe that some (or a lot) of it is an act. It wouldn't surprise me since some of the skits in the CKY videos are set up too.

And who is the tool that got the same tat as Bam? I'm embarassed for him.

robofoo76

12-21-2004, 11:06 AM

bam is gay. dunn is the man

trésbienfem

12-21-2004, 11:09 AM

Jesse Bradford (y) yeah.

Bam is eh. I think the guy that had a mail order bride is ok. But that's about it.

Sarky Devotchka

12-21-2004, 11:33 AM

sometimes I think he's a sex bomb, other times like in that picture, he looks like a dirt bomb.

it's kind of hard to think someone's awesome when they're so hardcore into a cheesy goth band like HIM. yuck.

rirv

12-21-2004, 11:51 AM

Qdrop

12-21-2004, 11:58 AM

Ryan dunn gave me a concussion.

him, steve o and preston came to Rochester do a "jackass" show....

at one point, Ryan and steve-o jumped from the balcony section into the crowd below.....me and my buddy were the first to catch Ryan......his knee cracked my right in the head.....

put me right on my knees......hurt so fuckin bad.

Mustangjen808

12-21-2004, 12:20 PM

I would love to hang out with Bam.

cerveza

12-21-2004, 04:51 PM

dirtbomb = sexbomb

<if yer bam>

EF shhhh Hutton

12-21-2004, 06:27 PM

bam is gay. dunn is the man

Yeah I recently heard on the radio that Bam is , in fact, queer. Look at him and his "partner" in the photo.

Echewta

12-21-2004, 06:53 PM

http://www.philben.net/images/blog/kikkoman.gif

EF shhhh Hutton

12-21-2004, 08:01 PM

Holy shit I would fuck him a lot...

But Im more of a Ryan Dunn girl myself...

Are you sure you're not a Republican?

TurdBerglar

12-21-2004, 09:54 PM

i kinda look like bam when i let my hair go wild

skinnybutphat

12-21-2004, 10:49 PM

It makes me sick that a band got a record contract because Bam likes them.

jjjjjj

12-22-2004, 02:59 AM

i do. :D :o

RhythmAce

12-22-2004, 09:35 AM

I live near him in PA and see him at bars he's 5 feet tall and always looks like a dirtbag. lucky 4 him he has a tv show!

Echewta

12-22-2004, 10:37 AM

http://www.giffs.hpg.ig.com.br/news_diversos1/bambam.gif

cosmo105

12-22-2004, 10:52 AM

It makes me sick that a band got a record contract because Bam likes them.
ayup. god, they're horrid.

beastiegirrl101

12-22-2004, 11:25 AM

He's hot...but that is a bad pic of him....it's his bad boy image and the baby blues. ;) Not the "bring home to mom" type.

cosmo105

12-22-2004, 11:27 AM

more like the "only go out on dark moonless nights in dark unassuming clothes with hoods to private places you don't usually frequent and leaving if someone recognizes you" type.

Rock

12-22-2004, 12:03 PM

It makes me sick that a band got a record contract because Bam likes them.
are you talking about HIM or CKY?

avignon

12-23-2004, 11:16 PM

If you are going to talk about doing skaters, let me make a suggestion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/avignon/10.jpg

Mike V. Hubba fuckin' hubba.

ericlee

12-24-2004, 10:15 PM

http://jackass.ulie.nl/_pictures/04/bam_tatoo/bamtattoo02.jpg

back off, he's mine

I noticed the guy has a HIM tat on his wrist. I also saw this one guy who had the same tats on both of his arm along with a beltbuckle with that design.

Curiously I went to Virgin records and listened to a few tracks only to find it was pure garbage.

So, can anybody tell me what the big deal with HIM is?

cosmo105

12-24-2004, 10:17 PM

basically the big deal is that they're a horrible band.

ericlee

12-24-2004, 10:23 PM

basically the big deal is that they're a horrible band.

w3rd. You know, I figured the guy I saw went to such and extreme to get both of those heart symbols or whatever the hell they are tattood on both his arms that they might be a decent band.

Not just the tats but the dude seemed like he's cool and all. I dont watch much of mtv but I'm open to new music, just not fag music :D

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs

12-29-2004, 11:04 PM

If you are going to talk about doing skaters, let me make a suggestion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/avignon/10.jpg

Mike V. Hubba fuckin' hubba.

hell. fucking. yes dude (y) greatest skater that ever lived baby (y)
dont be harsh momma. ya cant stiff ya girl on the Ellis Man ;)

HIM is a great band. just forget about everything they are supposed to be and listen to the music. its got emotion. you can feel it.

Rock

12-30-2004, 07:46 AM

Rodney Mullen is the greatest skater to ever live.

And HIM still sucks. But I've been told they are nice gays...I mean guys....actually no I didn't, I meant gays.

Matt

12-30-2004, 08:28 AM

Rodney Mullen is the greatest skater to ever live.

And HIM still sucks. But I've been told they are nice gays...I mean guys....actually no I didn't, I meant gays.

Zing!

Yeah, HIM sucks big time. Just another fashon trend band. I like gloomy music as much as the next depressed teen, but this shit sucks.

aenema

12-30-2004, 08:32 AM

Rodney Mullen is the greatest skater to ever live.

And HIM still sucks. But I've been told they are nice gays...I mean guys....actually no I didn't, I meant gays.
Razorbkade Kiss will want to kick your ass. She like all that "Love Metal" poo

avignon

12-30-2004, 10:04 PM

Rodney Mullen is the greatest skater to ever live.

And HIM still sucks. But I've been told they are nice gays...I mean guys....actually no I didn't, I meant gays.
agreed.

avignon

12-30-2004, 10:05 PM

Zing!

Yeah, HIM sucks big time. Just another fashon trend band. I like gloomy music as much as the next depressed teen, but this shit sucks.
agreed.

avignon

12-30-2004, 10:06 PM

Razorbkade Kiss will want to kick your ass. She like all that "Love Metal" poo
and, well,...agreed. She will want to kick your ass. (y)

alexandra

01-03-2005, 08:39 AM

where the funk is Roxy (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=12676)? this thread's for her...

myself, i'd rather do a young Bob Dylan.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/bobdylan.jpg

Cooky Puss

01-03-2005, 10:18 AM

Yeah, I'd do Bam.But not in a sex way.
A sledgehammer would be involved. And his face.

Oh, and By the way... HIM is of the lamest bands in existence. Their logo is a fucking 'heartagram'. How gay is it to take a satanic sign and turn it into a cute little hartypoo. Ditto with hearts in razorblades...

Boogie Boogie!

01-03-2005, 10:22 AM

Stupid

01-03-2005, 10:24 AM

Yeah, I'd do Bam.But not in a sex way.
A sledgehammer would be involved. And his face.

:D (y)
That sounds like a fun time.

Cooky Puss

01-03-2005, 10:36 AM

:D (y)
That sounds like a fun time.

Yeah, I know how to par-tay.

cosmo105

01-03-2005, 01:34 PM

Oh, and By the way... HIM is of the lamest bands in existence. Their logo is a fucking 'heartagram'. How gay is it to take a satanic sign and turn it into a cute little hartypoo. Ditto with hearts in razorblades...
excellent way of putting it. (y)

b-grrrlie

01-03-2005, 05:24 PM

Who is Bam and which one of those is it?
I've seen HIM a few times, at festivals and once I went to see their support band when they played here. Could never stand more than 1½ songs. And they're Finnish like me.

ShortyGurly624

01-04-2005, 11:35 PM

omg, *holds back from killing ppl on this thread* Bam is fucking gorgeous u guys, and freakin HIM is pretty cool. i don't know why all you guys are hatin, but whatever. every1 has dif. tastes, and if ya hate it, at least have a legitimate reason. :D

ShortyGurly624

01-04-2005, 11:35 PM

and jason ellis is a fuckin awesome skater :D

alexandra

01-05-2005, 08:06 AM

i heard you coming. ;)

ShortyGurly624

01-05-2005, 03:51 PM

i heard you coming. ;)

of course you did :p

Rock

01-05-2005, 04:18 PM

I was kind of hoping that this thread would have died by now...same with HIM.

Matt

01-05-2005, 05:24 PM

bobbydigital

01-05-2005, 05:39 PM

If you are going to talk about doing skaters, let me make a suggestion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/avignon/10.jpg

Mike V. Hubba fuckin' hubba.

Fuck Mike Vallely. I saw this video of him beating the shit outta 4 12 year old dudes tryin to skate and then everyone thought he was a hardass. douchebag.

ShortyGurly624

01-06-2005, 06:35 PM

Fuck Mike Vallely. I saw this video of him beating the shit outta 4 12 year old dudes tryin to skate and then everyone thought he was a hardass. douchebag.

i thought this was a thread about Bam? :rolleyes:

alexandra

01-07-2005, 03:09 PM

Rock

01-07-2005, 03:34 PM

Fuck Mike Vallely. I saw this video of him beating the shit outta 4 12 year old dudes tryin to skate and then everyone thought he was a hardass. douchebag.
Are you talking about the one in the parking lot? The one with the frat boys? If so they were far from 12 years old.