post here and i will give you a christmas gift

[Beth]

if i know you, i'll post what i would have bought you if i had $. if i don't know you, you get whatever i decide. and i don't care if you don't like it -- you can return it yourself, but you can't post for another one, greedy bitches.

i'm going to start with what i would have bought for cosmo & boomin:

http://www.backwardshat.com/main/lifestyle/misc/vegas/tix_veg2k3.jpg

(tickets to vegas)

[monkey]

oh me me me.


p.s: i would have gotten you a dr from canada.

[Beth]

i would have loved your gift, but alas, i'll have to wait until january.

here's yours:
http://photos.imageevent.com/beauty1/allbagreplicas/icons/dior%20girlie%20bag.bmp.jpg

dior girlie bag. hope you like it. i thought about the crocodile manolos you wanted, but i wanted to get you a purse.

inside the purse is $ to go buy your manolos.

[Freebasser]

gift me up (y)

[Beth]

http://www.iwantmybeer.com/media/d1021.jpg

yep, i would have a tap installed at your house, and i'll pay for the first 10 kegs.

[P of R]

Beth, I wouldn't mind a gift. ;)

[Beth]

http://atdpweb.soe.berkeley.edu/2133/enajera/turntables.jpg
hope these are decent turntables

[Beth]

http://www.jigboxx.com/jps/ag/ag01025.jpg
i'm hoping you like van gogh. i'm going to have landscapers come in and make the back of your house look like this. i'll bring my own coffee when i visit.

edited to add that of course painters and builders and various decorators would come as well.

[Beth]

http://ordell.typepad.com/tobias/blogpics/segway.jpg
because it looks like a lot of fun.

[P of R]

Ooo, one of those! I've always wanted to try it out. (y)

*christmas hug*

[Beth]

http://www.dourish.com/photos/albums/misc/photos/venetian-canals1.jpg
with your tickets to vegas, i would also put you up at the venetian.

[monkey]

thank you beth. the bag is lovely. would look even lovelier with the shoes im gonna buy with my xmas money :cool:

[Beth]

see my edit, pauli. i forgot to stick the money for the shoes in the purse. it's there now.

[monkey]

awwww that's great! *hugs*

[DandyFop]

you know what I really want but since I can't have that, gimme something coooool

[Cooky Puss]

I need to be giftarized.

[Space]

hey beth.... Hi. ;)

[Space]

http://www.leolicensing.com/LindaLord/Floral/Wild-Flowers.jpg

[HEIRESS]

Ooooo me too!

[ProfJIM]

me me me

[*Honk Shoo*]

oooh me oooh me

and i got you something
http://pic6.picturetrail.com/VOL149/1122153/2335217/77839093.jpg

[Teh]

:D

(Me).

[paul jones]

post

[synch]

Hello :)

[b-grrrlie]

It's the season to be jolly!

[alruggs]

Yes, me please. Did you get my voice mail?

[beastie fresh]

I want a gift

[Matt]

Merry XXXmas, Bethhhhhhhh.

[Beth]

http://www.nqpaofu.com/2001imgs/NormanBolex1.jpg
vintage 16mm camera

[Beth]

http://www.kauhajoki.fi/~jplaitio/members/johnny2.gif
i couldn't remember whether you played guitar or bass, so i got you johnny ramone's guitar.

[ericlee]

pe mlease :D

[Beth]

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6179/6179967_ra.jpg
8.0 megapixel sony cybershot digital camera, so that you can take pictures of flowers and post them. :) i'll pick up all the accessories and some longer lenses for you too.

[cosmo105]

as soon as i saw the title of this thread i went to reply...and saw i didn't have to. both would be perfect. but on one condition: you and the good doctor were in vegas with us :)

[ericlee]

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6179/6179967_ra.jpg
8.0 megapixel sony cybershot digital camera, so that you can take pictures of flowers and post them. :) i'll pick up all the accessories and some longer lenses for you too.

that's the same camera I'm gettin next pay period. My next step is moving to a place worthy of taking pics :(

[Beth]

http://www.hirequalitylimo.com/Inside%20Limo%20Coach%201.jpg
since you don't drive, here's the inside of the limo i've rented you for a year; it's at your disposal 24/7. i've already tipped the driver, too. i left the bar well stocked, and i also left some cash for him to drive you to your favorite places to shop.

[Beth]

http://www.thespidermanmovie.com/Spider-man-2002/Pictues/OnSet20.jpg
i have bought you this movie set from spiderman; they didn't want to sell, and i had to push them, so tell your parents that it's being installed at your house no matter what.

[Beth]

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/Assets/product_images/230/22286104108C.JPG

i got you this, to go with this:

http://www.livingdesignstudios.com/images/kitchen_montage02.jpg
don't you love the copper stove hood?

[Beth]

http://www.operating-system.org/betriebssystem/bsgfx/ibm/thinkpad_x_serie_ph.jpg
i figured you could use a laptop in class to take notes, and for back at your apartment or dorm room or wherever you'll be living while at uni, i got you this:

http://www.tricare.osd.mil/cap/services/accomImages/HermanMillerAeronChair.jpg
it's a herman miller aeron chair. i have one, and i have to say it's the best fucking computer / desk chair ever. you can ask dr deaf if you don't believe me.

[Beth]

http://www.custommade.com/gallery/WoodWright/home-bar.jpg
a home bar, so you can bring the pub to you (and the ladies ;)).

[Beth]

http://www.bose.com/images/home_entertainment/products/p_321gs_l_silver.jpg
a complete bose home theater system, so that you can listen to and / or watch ice cube.

[Pres Zount]

May I please have something for Christmas? :(

[Beth]

http://www.shoal.net.au/~jemappelle/images/chinmale7wks8.jpg
i hope you want a new kitten. i'll pay for the food and vet bills, and to have it declawed if you'd like.

[spacemonkey]

Merry Christmas Beth :)

[Beth]

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/12/34/56/78/96/1234567896581_500X500.jpg
i'm making over your bedroom. this is my general idea, but we'll go pick it and the paint and decor together.

[Waus]

I realize you don't know me so well, so something not too imaginary expensive. ;)

[adrockmelanie]

happy holidays, beth

[yeahwho]

You give out the best gifts because you are so gifted. Please gift me. :D
Thank You.

[Beth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/Bethofcourse/harrywinstonclassicwreath.jpg
a beautiful princess needs a diamond necklace to go with the tiara and scepter.

[cosmo105]

i knew it was for her :D

[Beth]

http://www.nirvana-music.com/t_autograph.jpg
kurt cobain's last autograph

[Mido]

Me? please? :o

[Beth]

http://www.rundevilrun.com/bands/devo.jpg
i have convinced them to come and play for you a total of 5 times. choose the times wisely.

[Beth]

http://www.us75.com/mindful/headshop/headshop-logo.png
go nuts in your favorite local store; yes, i made assumptions based on your SN.

[Beth]

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6731/6731771_ra.jpg
if you are getting a new camera, perhaps you'd like a new camcorder. this one's a dvd camcorder. yes, you'll get all the accessories, and a dvd player too if you don't already own one.

[Pres Zount]

Me? please? :o

Mido you don't deserve Christmas :mad:

Beth, don't give him anything :mad:

[Mido]

Mido you don't deserve Christmas :mad:

Beth, don't give him anything :mad:

bah? what did i do? :(

[Pres Zount]

bah? what did i do? :(

you're making fun of Elephant man :(

[Beth]

http://www.resortislands.com/hawaii/images/hawaii-waterfalls.jpg
i'm sending you and zorra on a hawaiian vacation, to see the waterfalls, volcanoes, etc.

[Mido]

you're making fun of Elephant man :(

I was actually trying to pay homage to one of my favourite bands, Death From Above 1979 (http://www.deathfromabove1979.com). Sorry :(

[Beth]

http://www.cnnfn.com/2004/01/08/news/companies/uhaul_explorer/uhaul.03.jpg
i'm going to pay to get you back to the states and get you whatever you need to get settled into a place.

[Pres Zount]

I was actually trying to pay homage to one of my favourite bands, Death From Above 1979 (http://www.deathfromabove1979.com). Sorry :(


Oh. Sorry then :(


Bef: Thanks for the holiday, boy did I need one.

[Beth]

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6787/6787042_sa.jpg
i'm going to pimp your ride with a video system, and we'll update the audio as well. if you don't have a ride yet, we can wait til you get one.

[Beth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/Bethofcourse/vespa.jpg
this new vespa scooter is available only in the us. i adore it because it looks retro. and i bet it's fun to ride.

[HEIRESS]

ahhh beth best present ever
Ill use that baby to get to work and wear my lab coat the whole way

[Beth]

http://www.blackberry.com/images/handhelds/landing/7520_landing.jpg
i want one of these so bad i can taste it. it's a blackberry, and the service for this particular model (7520) is through nextel (i'll cover the service for 2 years).

Email, phone, browser, and organizer applications in a single, integrated handheld
Long-range digital walkie-talkie feature
Speakerphone
Bluetooth® technology for hands-free voice communications
GPS-enabled for location-based services

[Beth]

http://www.gucci.com/images/rtwm_fw04-6-full.jpg
a complete outfit by gucci, from the current fall / winter men's line. the pants look a little tight, so i'd suggest going one size up.

[TAL]

It's Thomas' time now! :D

[Beth]

http://www.aircharterunited.com/aircraft_pics/GIV_fla_int_2.jpg
this is the inside of a gulfstream v, which i have chartered for your north american tour, 2005. stops include orlando and vegas, as well as other stops of your choosing. you'll find the kitchen and bar fully stocked.

[HEIRESS]

http://www.blackberry.com/images/handhelds/landing/7520_landing.jpg
i want one of these so bad i can taste it. it's a blackberry, and the service for this particular model (7520) is through nextel (i'll cover the service for 2 years).

Email, phone, browser, and organizer applications in a single, integrated handheld
Long-range digital walkie-talkie feature
Speakerphone
Bluetooth® technology for hands-free voice communications
GPS-enabled for location-based services



weeeird that you posted that beth
my brothers best friend who lives in Waterloo, Ontartio works as a "software guy" for the company Research In Motion (RIM) in the section that produces those bad boys and is working on the newer version in the "lets prevent glitches" department
he was visiting and was showing us how rad they are with his complimentary FREE one that he has
his gf got a free one too!
they are soooooooooo freaking cool

[Beth]

heiress, make sure you have that limo driver bring you to florida, too. or to an airport where i can fly you here.

kthnx.

i have coveted the blackberry for several years now. i think i'm about 6 months away from owning one. :)

[TAL]

I could pick up the Heiress at any airport and fly her to Florida, right?

[Beth]

yes you could, thomas. you may take whoever you'd like with you on your various jaunts around the US.

[TAL]

But she lives in Canada.

[HEIRESS]

Ill sled-dog down to the US border aight Tal?

[Beth]

yes, she does. but you would be bringing her to a US leg of your trip. your plane can go to canada too. it's a north american tour. canada is in north america.

[TAL]

I'm ok with that.

No need for sled-dogging, unless you really want to.

[*Honk Shoo*]

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/Assets/product_images/230/22286104108C.JPG

i got you this, to go with this:

http://www.livingdesignstudios.com/images/kitchen_montage02.jpg
don't you love the copper stove hood?
awesome

[DandyFop]

http://www.nqpaofu.com/2001imgs/NormanBolex1.jpg
vintage 16mm camera

Beth. thankyou!

[spacemonkey]

http://www.cnnfn.com/2004/01/08/news/companies/uhaul_explorer/uhaul.03.jpg
i'm going to pay to get you back to the states and get you whatever you need to get settled into a place.
haaaa ha..! that's the klunky whunky this junky munky is jonzin for. :D

[aenema]

Clo would like a pressie please Beth, it's still Boxing Day :D

[zorra_chiflada]

http://www.resortislands.com/hawaii/images/hawaii-waterfalls.jpg
i'm sending you and zorra on a hawaiian vacation, to see the waterfalls, volcanoes, etc.

beautiful!
thanks bef!

[Tzar]

hi.

[Teh]

http://www.operating-system.org/betriebssystem/bsgfx/ibm/thinkpad_x_serie_ph.jpg
i figured you could use a laptop in class to take notes, and for back at your apartment or dorm room or wherever you'll be living while at uni, i got you this:

http://www.tricare.osd.mil/cap/services/accomImages/HermanMillerAeronChair.jpg
it's a herman miller aeron chair. i have one, and i have to say it's the best fucking computer / desk chair ever. you can ask dr deaf if you don't believe me.

:D :D

Thankies. (y)

[Paul Kemp]

gimme!

[Beth]

http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10627122/p10627122_ph_hero.jpg
i don't know why i get sort of a retro feel from you, but i saw this dior handbag and thought it'd be perfect. inside you'll find some cash and some dior jewelry, like this ring and bracelet:

http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10660512/p10660512_ph_hero.jpg http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10660467/p10660467_ph_hero.jpg

[ProfJIM]

Sweet, thanks Beth

[Beth]

http://www.socialitescentral.com/img/parishilton/parishilton_002.jpg
as i recall, perhaps incorrectly, you aren't really bothered by paris hilton. so i scored you an invite to the opening of her nightclub in downtown orlando (the dude in the picture is her partner in the club). it's invitation only, and even with the invite, it's $250 for the night to be in there (it opens new year's eve). so, i'll pay for your plane ticket, a stay at the downtown hilton (maybe paris will let you stay with her ;)), your way into the club, and cash for tipping the servers. i'll also hook you up with extra cash to hit the theme parks.

[Beth]

http://www.tirkzilla.com/~les/pictures/florida-02/iofa-hulk-coaster-4-02.jpg
that's the hulk coaster at universal's islands of adventure in orlando. i really, really hope you like coasters, because i'm sending you on a coaster tour. i LOVE coasters, and this is something i've always wanted to do, so i'm gonna go to a few of them with you. you can take a couple other people with you, too.

[aenema]

http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10627122/p10627122_ph_hero.jpg
i don't know why i get sort of a retro feel from you, but i saw this dior handbag and thought it'd be perfect. inside you'll find some cash and some dior jewelry, like this ring and bracelet:

http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10660512/p10660512_ph_hero.jpg http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10660467/p10660467_ph_hero.jpg
my goodness Beth that bag is bloody awesome! As are the ring and the pendant but the BAG!

danke!

and yes I guess I am kinda retro :-)

[Freebasser]

http://www.iwantmybeer.com/media/d1021.jpg

yep, i would have a tap installed at your house, and i'll pay for the first 10 kegs.

*Le drool*

Cheers your royal Bethness :D

You can come round for a pint any time you like (y)

[b-grrrlie]

http://www.shoal.net.au/~jemappelle/images/chinmale7wks8.jpg
i hope you want a new kitten. i'll pay for the food and vet bills, and to have it declawed if you'd like.

Thanks Beth!
Hope s/he'll get along with Cosmo and Chloë!
And the first thing when I woke up this morning was that I have to start saving for all the shots and neutering soon! AND a new sofa! grrrrrr!

[Paul Kemp]

http://www.tirkzilla.com/~les/pictures/florida-02/iofa-hulk-coaster-4-02.jpg
that's the hulk coaster at universal's islands of adventure in orlando. i really, really hope you like coasters, because i'm sending you on a coaster tour. i LOVE coasters, and this is something i've always wanted to do, so i'm gonna go to a few of them with you. you can take a couple other people with you, too.
awesome. I've never been on a real roller coaster, just a few shitty little ones. Thanks Beth

[yeahwho]

http://www.blackberry.com/images/handhelds/landing/7520_landing.jpg
i want one of these so bad i can taste it. it's a blackberry, and the service for this particular model (7520) is through nextel (i'll cover the service for 2 years).

Email, phone, browser, and organizer applications in a single, integrated handheld
Long-range digital walkie-talkie feature
Speakerphone
Bluetooth® technology for hands-free voice communications
GPS-enabled for location-based services


Hey this is a wonderful gift. And your covering 2 years service is right over the top! I have decided to purchase you a $3 Million Dollar exclusive full day shopping spree @ Harrods, with meals in the Food Court and RT airfare for 10 of your closest friends. Please choose a date between 1/11/05-3/16/05 Elton John and entourage may be sharing this day w/ yours. :)
http://reallyswell.com/thetrillos/london/harrods-big.jpg

[DroppinScience]

Cool thread, beth!

So... what did you give me for X-mas? :)

[Tzar]

as i recall, perhaps incorrectly, you aren't really bothered by paris hilton. so i scored you an invite to the opening of her nightclub in downtown orlando (the dude in the picture is her partner in the club). it's invitation only, and even with the invite, it's $250 for the night to be in there (it opens new year's eve). so, i'll pay for your plane ticket, a stay at the downtown hilton (maybe paris will let you stay with her ;)), your way into the club, and cash for tipping the servers. i'll also hook you up with extra cash to hit the theme parks.

that's not bad. thanks beth (y) :D

[synch]

a complete bose home theater system, so that you can listen to and / or watch ice cube.
Ooooh, thanks Beth!

[ericlee]

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6731/6731771_ra.jpg
if you are getting a new camera, perhaps you'd like a new camcorder. this one's a dvd camcorder. yes, you'll get all the accessories, and a dvd player too if you don't already own one.

wow, that is a really nice cam. I like how it's all aerodynamic and shit so I can run after camels and the picture will still be clear.

Wow, thanks Beth

[jabumbo]

wgat about for those who celebrate kwanzaa?

[skinnybutphat]

Gimme one please.

[Knuckles]

Someone needs to tell Santa he's fired. Beth, you now rule the North Pole. Please fill my stocking with something kickass next year (y)

[Echewta]

May I have something for New Years?

[Beth]

http://www.plasmatvbuyingguide.com/plasmatvpics/plasmatv/4sonyplasma.jpg
i got you a plasma tv. along with that, i picked up every gaming system available, plus all the video games made for each system (yes, this includes handhelds and their games as well). i know you likely already have xbox or the PS2 or something, but i'm still getting you new ones of everything because i can almost guarantee megatron is going to stick a cheerio in one of them and break it; this way you've got a back-up on a couple of the systems.

none of this would look good in your living room, though. so i'm having a game room built for you, with a thumbprint scanner so that no one can access it unless you let them in. (note: this is also extremely helpful for porn viewing.)

[Beth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/Bethofcourse/breitling.jpg
something for new year's? tis the gift of time, baller style. because that's how you roll. we'll go to NYC to buy it right before new year's eve so that we can watch the ball drop, and then we'll do all the other touristy stuff. of course bobby will be with us, and i'd appreciate it if you didn't hit on him this time.

[Beth]

http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/entertainment/music/bands/beck/Beck%200398.jpg
you're going on tour with beck. please send pictures.

[Beth]

http://www.jrwest.com.hk/images/Printing_Press.JPG
what do you give the guy who can photoshop anything? you give him the ability to print his own magazine or paper.*







*subscribers not included.

[Echewta]

If i can't hit on bobby than I'd rather forget about the watch. Man, gifts with strings attached...

[Beth]

http://media.royalcaribbean.com/content/images/fleet/ships/shp_ma_aerial-vy_img_175.jpg
i hope you like boats, because i'm sending you and another on a cruise. you can choose the cruise line and the destination. i'll also throw in some cash for shopping, drinking, etc.

[Beth]

If i can't hit on bobby than I'd rather forget about the watch. Man, gifts with strings attached...
i didn't say you couldn't, i said i'd appreciate it if you wouldn't. see? no string.

i could just send the watch and we could skip the trip, so that way you wouldn't be tempted...

[Beth]

http://www.starrugs.com/pics/mtv.jpg
you get to make a music video for the band of your choice, which will air on mtv. do a good job, and you may end up with a career.

[like2_drink]

its a few days after christmas, am i to late?

[Knuckles]

"The Bloody Knuckle's Rag"

[Beth]

http://willami.com/sports/pre_tickets.jpg
lakers season tickets on the floor, sitting next to jack nicholson.

of course i don't know that you live near there, so we can make it floor seats for a team closer to you.

[Lindsey_1535]

Can I have a late christmas gift still?

[Beth]

http://shinan.hongik.ac.kr/~adshop/030/img/main_img.gif
one of my favorite brands of make up. and guess what? you can have whatever you want, and however much, for the next ten years.

of course, it's not complete without a signature scent, so we'll have a perfume created just for you that no one else will ever be able to recreate unless you allow it to happen.

[Lindsey_1535]

Fuck yes, I needed some more make-up

[DroppinScience]

http://www.starrugs.com/pics/mtv.jpg
you get to make a music video for the band of your choice, which will air on mtv. do a good job, and you may end up with a career.

Hey thanks, Beth! :)

I'm gonna shoot U2's next video for that. :D

[trésbienfem]

wow uber late christmas gift for me please? anything left? :D

[Beth]

http://www.research.ibm.com/image_apps/graphics/nm01211l.jpg
i <3 emeralds. simple, classy, elegant. i hope you like them too.

[trésbienfem]

oooh pretty. thank you :D

[krunK?]

giftarizing, tantalizing
Captivating, you're devastating

O:-)
gift me gift me! :)

[like2_drink]

http://willami.com/sports/pre_tickets.jpg
lakers season tickets on the floor, sitting next to jack nicholson.

of course i don't know that you live near there, so we can make it floor seats for a team closer to you.


awsome ticks! thanks beth

not so much for the lakers, Jack Nicholson is the man! :)

[Beth]

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/tvt/liljontheeastsideboyz/0902_lil_jon_and_eastside_boyz_b.jpg
i'm gonna pimp you out lil jon style

[krunK?]

wooh, is that mixmaster mike in the back? :D

[Green Horn]

May I have gift?

[Beth]

http://www.isitfast.com/ATV/ATVpics/warrior_atv.jpg
a pimped out atv.

w3rd.

[Audielicious]

Am I too late?


P.S. Thanks for the phone call, Beth! You're the first person I talked to on the phone in 2005. :)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I know we don't know each other :p but what the hey. Whatcha got in your sack for me, please?

[Beth]

http://www6.ocn.ne.jp/~sasapy/j/logo/chanel.jpg
wardrobe, make-up and perfume by chanel. we're going shopping for all of it here in florida, audrey.

welcome to the sunshine state.

[Beth]

http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10361109/p10361109_ph_hero.jpg
louis vuitton luggage, so you can travel in style.








*note: airlines will not insure louis vuitton luggage.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

^^ That is beautiful, thank you! (y) :)

[Audielicious]

http://www6.ocn.ne.jp/~sasapy/j/logo/chanel.jpg
wardrobe, make-up and perfume by chanel. we're going shopping for all of it here in florida, audrey.

welcome to the sunshine state.
That's the best gift ever. And the invitation to come to Florida is so very choice. I love it. Thank you so much, Beth! <3 you.

[beastie fresh]

http://www.nirvana-music.com/t_autograph.jpg
kurt cobain's last autograph

haha nice (y)