Green Horn
12-30-2004, 07:53 PM
El Salvador! The only land that will guarantee you liberty, hot women, exploding fireworks and the rich taste of real Coca-Cola!
Here is a list of the good stuff there is:
*Everything there is half the price from where ever on Earth you live at.
*Hot women. More hot women. And mooorrre hot women!
*Food is great!
*Service is grand!
*You can drive up to 75-130 in the freeway!
*No stop lights and speed limits!
*Jews!
*Tropical paradise!
*Casinos!
*Real taste of Soda!
*Porn Channels are for free!
*Relax at morning and party at night!
*Illegal Fireworks: Roman Candles, M20s, M50s, M80s, M100s, Sky Rockets, Bottle Rockets, Chinese Snakes and (The Nuke daddy) Guatemala Toilet Bomb Busters!
The bad:
*Heat.
*Bed bugs.
*Bug bites.
*Boring traffic.
Did I say heat?
I'll show you my pictures in a couple of minutes, k? Okay.
Here is a list of the good stuff there is:
*Everything there is half the price from where ever on Earth you live at.
*Hot women. More hot women. And mooorrre hot women!
*Food is great!
*Service is grand!
*You can drive up to 75-130 in the freeway!
*No stop lights and speed limits!
*Jews!
*Tropical paradise!
*Casinos!
*Real taste of Soda!
*Porn Channels are for free!
*Relax at morning and party at night!
*Illegal Fireworks: Roman Candles, M20s, M50s, M80s, M100s, Sky Rockets, Bottle Rockets, Chinese Snakes and (The Nuke daddy) Guatemala Toilet Bomb Busters!
The bad:
*Heat.
*Bed bugs.
*Bug bites.
*Boring traffic.
Did I say heat?
I'll show you my pictures in a couple of minutes, k? Okay.