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infidel
01-15-2005, 06:58 PM
WASHINGTON - The nation's 55th presidential inauguration, the first to be held since 9/11, will take place this month under perhaps the heaviest security of any in U.S. history.
Dozens of federal and local law enforcement agencies and military commands are planning what they describe as the heaviest possible security. Virtually everyone who gets within eyesight of the president either during the Jan. 20 inauguration ceremony at the U.S. Capitol or the inaugural parade down Pennsylvania Avenue later in the day will first go through a metal detector or receive a body pat-down.
Thousands of police officers and military personnel are being brought to Washington from around the country for the four-day event. Sharpshooters will be deployed on roofs, while bomb-sniffing dogs will work the streets. Electronic sensors will be used to detect chemical or biological weapons.
Anti-abortion protesters have been warned to leave their crosses at home. Parade performers will have security escorts to the bathroom, and they've been ordered not to look directly at President Bush or make any sudden movements while passing the reviewing stand.
"It's going to be very different from past inaugurals," said Contricia Sellers-Ford, spokeswoman for the U.S. Capitol Police, which is responsible for the Capitol and grounds. "A lot of the security differences will not be detected by the public - there will be a lot of behind the scenes implementation - but the public will definitely see more of a police presence."...........

http://www.news-herald.com/site/printerFriendly.cfm?brd=1698&dept_id=21849&newsid=13721845

You're not allowed to feed him or tap on the glass, either
And if you do, will you turn into a pillar of salt?

what_the_doofus
01-15-2005, 08:22 PM
their job is to protect him, and just try to imagine all the crazy fucks that are threatening to kill him. They have a lot of shit to worry about. It's their job.

D_Raay
01-16-2005, 05:35 AM
Yeah the people love him so much and they voted him in and he won the popular vote and ......oh wait, I forgot I love in bizarro world now.... Where the hell is that bizarro superman?

ASsman
01-16-2005, 08:31 AM
their job is to protect him, and just try to imagine all the crazy fucks that are threatening to kill him. They have a lot of shit to worry about. It's their job.
He shouldn't even come out of the White House.. also, he shouldn't go out and make any speeches.. ANYWHERE. Someone in congress might rub him out. And if he turns paranoid enough he can start killing off his party and become supreme ruler of Germ.. I mean America.

SobaViolence
01-16-2005, 04:56 PM
and you call that freedom?

assholes.

yeahwho
01-16-2005, 05:21 PM
We have the freedom to be as paranoid as we want to be.