How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

[infidel]

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are dishonest spin from the liberal media. That light bulb served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. If we change bulbs now, then the terrorists have won. How can you even ask that question, you French cheese-eating surrender monkey? Why do you hate freedom?

[valvano]

or they could be like the democrats, and make sure the team in charge of changing the light bulb was fully diversified and first took sensitiivity training.....and they held an environmental study....and the unions would require 2 union members on site (whether or not they did any work doesnt matter)...and they'd get UN approval.....and Frances.......and they'd need Sean Penn to support it......and 60 Minutes to run a story as to why the Republican are opposed to the changing of the light bulb.....and a tax increase to fund the light bulb change......and some social programs for any displaced light bulb changers.........and that it didnt impact gay marriage.....and plenty of lawyers involved to litigate the changing of the bulb........and another environmental study for the disposal of the old bulb....and a fund raising campaign.......and 2 more union-required jobs for the disposal......

and throw in an abortion and a rant by Sen Robert KKK Byrd......and some tears by Sen Barb Boxer.....and some cocktails mixed by Sen Ten Kennedy....and a quick blow job performed by Barney Frank....and somebody associated with Sen Hillary Clinton showing up dead at a nearby park.....

yep, that describes what it would take for some Democrats to change a light bulb

:D

[DroppinScience]

or they could be like the democrats, and make sure the team in charge of changing the light bulb was fully diversified and first took sensitiivity training.....and they held an environmental study....and the unions would require 2 union members on site (whether or not they did any work doesnt matter)...and they'd get UN approval.....and Frances.......and they'd need Sean Penn to support it......and 60 Minutes to run a story as to why the Republican are opposed to the changing of the light bulb.....and a tax increase to fund the light bulb change......and some social programs for any displaced light bulb changers.........and that it didnt impact gay marriage.....and plenty of lawyers involved to litigate the changing of the bulb........and another environmental study for the disposal of the old bulb....and a fund raising campaign.......and 2 more union-required jobs for the disposal......

and throw in an abortion and a rant by Sen Robert KKK Byrd......and some tears by Sen Barb Boxer.....and some cocktails mixed by Sen Ten Kennedy....and a quick blow job performed by Barney Frank....and somebody associated with Sen Hillary Clinton showing up dead at a nearby park.....

yep, that describes what it would take for some Democrats to change a light bulb

:D


Comedy is very hard, valvano. Leave it to the big kids...

[valvano]

i was being serious, little kid

[ASsman]

Yet incredibly not funny.

[SobaViolence]

valvano, you're such a white suburban it hurts.

[valvano]

no, its the truth that hurts,

i could have added a lot more....a shake down by Jesse Jackson for racial equality against the light bulb vendor....Micheal Moore could script the actual bulb changing......Barbra Streisand could rant on her website about how uncaring Republicans are over the light bulb being out....John Kerry could wear his hunting outfit to the bulb changing......Dan Rather has forged documents proving that George W. Bush failed to change the bulb back in the 1970s.....

and so on.

hey i didnt start this thread, sounds like you libs can dish it out but not take it back

:p

[Ali]

no, its the truth that hurts,
hey i didnt start this thread, sounds like you libs can dish it out but not take it back

:pI thought is was quite good.

Dems are as bad as Reps.

Vote Nader (next time).

[valvano]

no, vote Libertarian
(y)

[ASsman]

Democrats are liberals!?

*Assman shoots self*

[Ali]

Democrats are liberals!?

*Assman shoots self*wolves in woolen suits

[Whois]

wolves in woolen suits

Smart sheep trying to act like wolves...and not doing a very good job.

[Ace42]

i was being serious, little kid

Satire generally requires an understanding of the political and socio-economic forces that effect our daily lives. The key word there being "understanding."

[valvano]

no satire, being serious,
everything referenced is part of the foundation that makes the democratic party great!

(y) :p


is there anything you wish to dispute?

[Qdrop]

I thought is was quite good.

Dems are as bad as Reps.



agreed.
both posts were funny....and very true.

[D_Raay]

no satire, being serious,
everything referenced is part of the foundation that makes the democratic party great!

(y) :p


is there anything you wish to dispute?
Why do you keep associating us with the Democrats when it has been made abundantly clear that we don't support them either?

Anyone remember that Warner Bros. cartoon where that little dog dances around the big bulldog gleefully giving him ideas on what he should do until he irritates him enough that the bulldog smacks him? THAT is the Democratic party.

[Qdrop]

Anyone remember that Warner Bros. cartoon where that little dog dances around the big bulldog gleefully giving him ideas on what he should do until he irritates him enough that the bulldog smacks him? THAT is the Democratic party.

the litte dog, or the bulldog?

[Funkaloyd]

Why do you keep associating us with the Democrats when it has been made abundantly clear that we don't support them either?

Anyone remember that Warner Bros. cartoon where that little dog dances around the big bulldog gleefully giving him ideas on what he should do until he irritates him enough that the bulldog smacks him? THAT is the Democratic party.

Oh, so you're a Republican.

[deita]

as many or as few as you need...what ever pushes the agenda forward

[D_Raay]

the litte dog, or the bulldog?
The little dog of course...

[D_Raay]

Oh, so you're a Republican.
Errr, you've read some of my posts right? I am neither, but certainly not a republican't...

[Funkaloyd]

...Democrat then?

Yeah, I've read a lot of your posts; It just never ceases to amaze me that a nation can be so divided into but two factions. I used to post a lot on conservative boards, and rebuttals pretty much always mentioned Democrats and/or Clinton.

[D_Raay]

...Democrat then?

Yeah, I've read a lot of your posts; It just never ceases to amaze me that a nation can be so divided into but two factions. I used to post a lot on conservative boards, and rebuttals pretty much always mentioned Democrats and/or Clinton.
I am no Democrat, they are almost as bad as the Republicans. I may seem pro-Dem. some times but I would be just as vocal aginst them were they the ones ruining the country like the GOP.

[ASsman]

I'm a Kucinich Democrat....all of you 3rd party fucks should shoot yourselves for giving the Republicans an edge.
Don't blame everyone else for ruining your 2 party game.

[clareruss]

so if you all hate everyone, did anyone actually vote?

[ASsman]

Duh, else you would have no reason to bitch.

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to get me off on a lonely Friday night?
1

Condi.

[what_the_doofus]

agreed.
both posts were funny....and very true.
word

[racer5.0stang]

so if you all hate everyone, did anyone actually vote?


Of course. They voted for the guy they hated less.

"I have a plan for America"

[Whois]

I'm a Kucinich Democrat....all of you 3rd party fucks should shoot yourselves for giving the Republicans an edge.

No, they should shoot the Rethuglicans and the Dumbocrats.

(y)

[DroppinScience]

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to get me off on a lonely Friday night?
1

Condi.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.... SNAP! :D