BBMB Photoshop Fantasy

[Knuckles]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/ftfyuiftuift7ifft.jpg

"Da plane! Da plane!"

Yes, that's right. Your wildest fantasies can come to internet-life right before your eyes! All you have to do is send me a private message telling me what your fantasy is and I or one of my highly trained photoshop masters will get to work on it. Let your imagination run wild. Here is an example:






I won a sock sniffing competition and the first prize was full access to a B-Boys concert in Australia!!! I'm almost on stage suckers (y)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/P1010131.jpg







Then something terrible happened (n) Fredo tripped over the bass drum and fell right on top of me (!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/ponk-929.jpg





The Beasties felt so bad they hired the top doctors in the field of cyborgenics to try and save me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/ftuftutfu.jpg






With my new powers I was the ultimate weapon (I'm talkin' Bruce Lee x 20 baby) and was hired on to be the Boy's security.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/BB5.jpg



Come on kids!!! Your fantasy is only a pm away :D

[Knuckles]

i've got a fantasy that involves me, yun, and LIL WAYNE.






Well here you go then...






Tulla and Yun were having a wonderful day at the carnival. Yun was wearing his Picatchu hat and that made Tulla extra happy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/Carnival20220011.jpg





When they were in line to go on the zipper who do you suppose they bumped into?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gyuogyu.jpg

none other than Lil Wayne!!! And he was wearing the same hat :eek:





They all three spent the rest of the day together having fun. Riding the merry-go-round was a blast!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/McClean20Fair20017.jpgholdin' it down (y)





Nothing could spoil this day. Not even gettting smacked in the dome by Wayne's bling could stop Yun from smiling.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/Carnival20001.jpg

[tulla]

hahaha yessssssss! i'm so happy you added pikachu into the fantasy. :D

thank you very much, sir.

[cosmo105]

that's awesome beyond words. (y)

[Auton]

awesome.

[sarahd]

Too funny......... once again Knuckles you are outdoing yourself.

[mickill]

"awesome" is still just a word.

I'll just say http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/mickill/eek.gif

[cerveza]

(y) :D

[ProfJIM]

I've begun working on my assignment.

Stay tuned.

[Freebasser]

I will be working on mine some time tonight and all of tomorrah.

Change channels.

[Tzar]

I will be working on mine some time tonight and all of tomorrah.

Change channels.

^ "change channels" - i lol'd at that.

[Knuckles]

I wouldn't mind a fantasy where I have cosmo, dipdipdive, alruggs and dandyfop performing various chores around the house



After losing a bet to Mickill (yes ladies he does own more albums than everyone else on the board put together) Cosmo, DDD, Alruggs and Dandyfop have to pay up. A day of work around Mickill's house while he and some friends watch movies!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/tv.jpg

DDD has to do the computer room.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/789789.jpg





Alruggs and Cosmo got kitchen duty (y)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/washing_dishes.jpg





The bathroom looks sparkling clean (!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bathroom-design2.jpg




Dandy never washed a car before...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/car_washing_swimming_poolyt.jpg


She tries to make it up with a pedicure but the smell was unbearable...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/83027774.jpg




The last cleanup job was by far the worst :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/hazmat.jpg

[DipDipDive]

As you can see, I was pretty pissed about all this nonsense. Mike is a filthy motherfucker.



























Another gem, Knuckles. You never cease to amaze me!

[cosmo105]

god, i look so...domestic. don't get used to it, Steger.

[Cap'n Crunch]

nm

[cosmo105]

dude, we've seen them. we get it. please don't lame up this thread.

[Cap'n Crunch]

dude, we've seen them. we get it. please don't lame up this thread.


Seen what?

[Matt]

Seen what?

I saw it too.
It's pretty old.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw it too.
It's pretty old.


Nobody saw not'n.

kapeesh?

[Freebasser]

my fantasies mostly star the beastie boys, the board ladies, ice cream and cookies.

and you [Knuckles];)

Pauli had managed to get hold of tickets for the maiden voyage of Knuckleair's experimental new aircraft.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/8950/pauli17xn.jpg

Only very few people had been able to afford tickets, and as luck would have it, 3 of her fellow passengers were the Beastie Boys. She brought along her bestest friends Aimee and Melanie, with the promise of cheesecake and tacobell for everyone.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/3168/pauli25zs.jpg

Suddenly, the plane ran into problems...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/1579/pauli32hv.jpg

The passengers started to panic.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/1739/pauli48da.jpg

Unable to retain control of the plane, the pilot was forced to crashland.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/9794/pauli50hc.jpg

The plane crashed nose first, and very few people survived.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/2570/pauli65wl.jpg

Suddenly, the girls were confronted...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/9995/pauli78wf.jpg

The girls were lead away to the coliseum, and Pauli was forced to take on the biggest cookie of them all single-handed.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/710/pauli87io.jpg

Things weren't looking good for Pauli, as the giant cookie advanced through the 3 feet of ice cream towards her. Then suddenly...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/6435/pauli98pt.jpg

Mike D had regained his appetite after 10 years, and had decimated the entire cookie population. The girls were saved!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/8094/pauli102hi.jpg

Fin.

[Siti]

O my gosh...Aidan..now i think you even more good than Knuckles (y) :D

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

hahah i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. damn.

haha. wow.

[Matt]

Freebasser and Knuckles, like a tag team of comedy, just punching me in the face with funny.

[Knuckles]

Yeah, uh....

that was...

uh...











THE BEST PHOTOSHOP I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

[ProfJIM]

oh man...how the fuck can i follow that?

[Freebasser]

*Takes a bow*

[cosmo105]

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/1739/pauli48da.jpg

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (y)

oh christ this is good.

[Echewta]

That was great.

[monkey]

my stomach hurts from the laughter.
holy shit.
thats so funny.

[Freebasser]

Glad you liked it (y)

I'm just depressed with the fact that Andy was in your photoshop fantasy and I wasn't :(

[g-mile7]

this is soooooooo ill (!)

[paul jones]

looking at this thread is like all the best drugs ever rolled into one (y) :D

[adrockmelanie]

AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
that's great, dude. seriously.
oh man. hahahahaha.

[Knuckles]

I would like to eat fresh TaunTaun with 80s heavy metal star Dio.





Many of you might not know this but Echewta is quite an avid hunter. He had bagged just about everything on God's green earth and needed to find something new.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/11.jpg







Ronnie took him to his own private hunting lodge in Antartica. He promissed that Chewie would be amazed by the game he was going to find. "The ice caves are full of surprises" Ronnie told Chewie. "We will have to go on donkeys because of the terrain. Are you ok with that?" asked Ronnie. "My roomate is a donkey." Chewie replied.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/14.jpg



"Look there" whispered Ronnie, "The most rare and delicous beast in the world. TAUNTAUN"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/16.jpg


With one shot from his trusty rifle Echewta took down the mighty beast.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/13.jpg



Back at the lodge Ronnie and Echewta feasted on the tasty flesh of the TaunTaun.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/17.jpg


With their tummy's full they tucked themselves in bed for a peacefull nights sleep.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/15.jpg

[cosmo105]

hahahahhaha it hurts haha

[spacemonkey]

Hey Knucks...

My fantasy is to make me a member of U2. That would kick! :D

As a kid you always knew how to make your talent shine. You were the biggest fish in a rural community. You really knew how to stand out.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/earlyds.jpg

One day U2 was taking a stroll on your ranch for a photo shoot. They was spotted by Ol Conrad Fiskers too. The band was quite amused by his crude antics.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/Ghosttowncopy.jpg

Ol Conrad welcomed them in from the cold. He offered them a sit down at the community shindig. From the minute they heard you playing the six string they were inspired like never before.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/Bro20and20Sis20Te2684D8.jpg

After your set Bono was ready to rock the house too!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/First20RANCH20Chap2684B7.jpg

You were offered a spot in the band and lived it up to the fullest measure.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/st_covercopy.jpg

Everything was a gas until your blue ribbon pet goat "Snickers" caught a fatal cold. You decided to go back to tending ranch.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/rscovercopy.jpg

Ol Conrad Fiskers didn't last long on tour with the band after you left for the ranch. He really couldn't control himself when Bono sung those high notes.. "hiiiiiiaaaaaa" just for example. They politely asked him to leave, he refused of course. He still has been known for his surprize visits on stage, often undetected then leaving the bands set in shambles.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/todayshow1copy.jpg

[Knuckles]

I can't stop laughing about SNICKERS!!!

[DroppinScience]

Oh man, I got the BIGGEST belly-ache of a laugh ever! :)

Question: how did Spacemonkey get my PM to Knuckles?? :confused:

[Beth]

answer: forward.

[spacemonkey]

Oh man, I got the BIGGEST belly-ache of a laugh ever! :)
thanks... LMAO all day making it!!

Question: how did Spacemonkey get my PM to Knuckles?? :confused:
answer =post #1
All you have to do is send me a private message telling me what your fantasy is and I or one of my highly trained photoshop masters will get to work on it.

I'm one of those Tatoo fellas :D

[DroppinScience]

Gotcha.

Am I allowed to send for a 2nd fantasy or should I wait and let the other members have their fantasies played out before I think of a second one?

Just wondering. :)

[Beth]

Am I allowed to send for a 2nd fantasy or should I wait and let the other members have their fantasies played out before I think of a second one?
don't be greedy and don't be a beggar.

[cosmo105]

After your set Bono was ready to rock the house too!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/apollohop/First20RANCH20Chap2684B7.jpg

classic. (y)

[DroppinScience]

don't be greedy and don't be a beggar.

Be glad I didn't send 6 dozen fantasies involving being President of the United States, giving Natalie Portman a back-rub and discovering the true meaning of life. At least I asked first. :p

[Beth]

[DroppinScience]

^ i actually wish that was reality.

You want me to be President and give Natalie a back-rub? That's two of us. ;)

[mickill]

Thanks Knucks. You're a genius. Spacemonkey and Aidan, you guys are on point, too.

[Echewta]

NICE! Thank you sir. I was afraid I was going to be The Last In Line. WWWhooooaaaaaa...

[abcdefz]

These two are particularly priceless:



http://img198.exs.cx/img198/710/pauli87io.jpg



Double appreciation when I noticed the auditorium audience.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/16.jpg


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[Freebasser]

my fantasy would include meeting up witha board member in an exotic location.
there might be some alcohol induced nudity.

but all in all fun times.

seth can come too.

Jessica and Seth had decided to take a well earned break together on the island of Hawaii. Stepping off the plane, they felt like nothing could possibly go wrong as the tropical sun beat down on their heads.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/6076/lilj13ni.jpg

Once inside the terminal, Seth decided that he should phone home to let their folks know that they'd got there safely.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7329/lilj22yf.jpg

As Seth was using the phone, a stranger approached Jessica and startled her...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/5438/lilj39ld.jpg

She turned around to find herself looking down the barrel of a gun.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/8223/lilj42um.jpg

Forced into Turd's Aston Martin, Jessica was driven hastily away from the airport, when suddenly, it errupted in flames behind her!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/3563/lilj58ss.jpg

Unable to come to terms with Seth's death, Jessica was comforted by Turd, who suggested that they should hit the clubs to help her forget about her tragic loss.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/9237/lilj66th.jpg

They danced the night away in Club Mambo, letting the rhythm guide them through to the morning.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/444/lilj70ki.jpg

By sunrise, both of them were pretty shitfaced...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/2673/lilj89tv.jpg

...and of course one thing lead to another ;)

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/3218/lilj93au.jpg

Fin.

[cosmo105]

ahahaha. oh god, now i'm scared of what mine will turn out like.

[cerveza]

hahahah i like atozs faves best also (y)
and thisun :


http://img198.exs.cx/img198/2673/lilj89tv.jpg

[monkey]

aidan you have a wonderful knack for this fantasy thing. and in my other fantasy, you are soooo in it.

[Spanishbomb808]

This thread is the funky shit. I gotta call Dio soon.

[paul jones]

these fucking things are hilarious! (y) :D

[PhatPat]

Knuckles, show me some PM love.

[Freebasser]

aidan you have a wonderful knack for this fantasy thing. and in my other fantasy, you are soooo in it.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeers, and thanks everyone :D

That was probably my last one, so I'm glad you enjoyed what I produced (y)

[little j]

OHMYGOODNESS>

yikes.
and
hahahahah
:D
:D

[ProfJIM]

I'm still working on mine. I've been working at my real job and I'm trying to make this epic.

[Freebasser]

*waits with baited breath and high hopes*

I actually find it scandalous that a thread entitled "is this porn?" with a picture of an extremely overweight woman sitting on a man's face, gets more attention than this gem of a thread :(

[Matt]

I already turned mine in. Hopefully it'll be great, but hey, it's knuckles. of course it'll be great.

[trésbienfem]

great job.

I don't even know what I would like my fantasy to be, if any.

I would want it to involve ashlee simpsons head on a stick, though.

[Knuckles]

I would like to be an acrobat with Cirque Du Soleil


After losing her job because of an "incident" in the parking lot at work Alruggs was desperate to find a way to make some cash. What should she do?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/Dealership20Summer20Pictu.jpg




She called her Grandma Betty for some advice. "I taught you all you need to know when you were growin' up in the great Northwest", Betty said. You have amazing balance and flexibility thanks to those log rolling lessons I gave ya! Use em!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/dhdt.jpg




That's it, thought Alruggs, I can entertain people like those Cirque Du Soleil people. She had to start off with some pretty small venues.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/sdryasrdy.jpg

But she worked her way up.

Kenny Rogers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/fyufu.jpg



Celine Dion

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/sfasd.jpg


Finally she made it to the big time!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/qw4e54w.jpg

[cosmo105]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/sdryasrdy.jpg

OMGROFLNAFTA!!1!

[Freebasser]

When will this flow of goodness come to an end?








What?

Never?

Oh, OK then.

[ProfJIM]

i want:

me and steger living as researchers in an emperor penguin colony. i take their photos and he runs their tech department. oh, and the beastie boys drop by to bless our child


Jess and Steger decided one day to follow their dreams and move to the arctic.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal1.jpg
It was the perfect enviroment to raise their child and live their dream professions.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal2.jpg
Jess photographed and studied a large emperior penguin colony, always searching for the elusive Giant Pengiun of Ridge Point Mountain.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal3.jpg
Penguins were not very good at running their outdated computers, so Steger ran the tech support out post. Here he is on "Awesome Sunglasses Wednesday" or, Awe Sun Wed as they abreved. it.

[ProfJIM]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal4.jpg

But sinister forces heard about how awesome their child was, and wanted to turn him to the dark side. The Empire released thousands of probe droids to find the child that was could bring dis-order to the galaxy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal5.jpg
While Jess and Steger were out on a scouting run, they spotted the droid.

But they knew what to do.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal6.jpg
Chewbacca got ready to distract the droid so Steger could blast it.

[ProfJIM]

Suddenly, from behind the mountains, the elusive Giant Penguin emergered from the ridge.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal7.jpg
He destroyed the droid with his laser vision.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal8.jpg

Just as the droid was destroyed....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal9.jpg
The Satelite of Love came from the clouds above.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal10.jpg

The Beastie Boys, Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo unboarded and came to bless the child that was just saved by the Giant Penguin. The coolest baby in all the galaxy...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/profjimbeany/fantastyfinal11.jpg

The End.

[cosmo105]

:eek: (y)


i think i'm going to cry.

I LOVE YOU JIM. haha you told me you didn't get mine. you sneaky little...oh god. i'm going to print these out and put them on my wall. :D:D:D

[Hector_Sancho]

(y) (y) :D

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

hahah Jim you rock. hahah. (y) (y) (y) (y) (y) (y)

awesome :D.

hey knucks quit yer cryin or no peas for you!

[alruggs]

After losing her job because of an "incident" in the parking lot at work Alruggs was desperate to find a way to make some cash. What should she do?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/Dealership20Summer20Pictu.jpg




She called her Grandma Betty for some advice. "I taught you all you need to know when you were growin' up in the great Northwest", Betty said. You have amazing balance and flexibility thanks to those log rolling lessons I gave ya! Use em!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/dhdt.jpg




That's it, thought Alruggs, I can entertain people like those Cirque Du Soleil people. She had to start off with some pretty small venues.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/sdryasrdy.jpg

But she worked her way up.

Kenny Rogers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/fyufu.jpg



Celine Dion

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/sfasd.jpg


Finally she made it to the big time!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/qw4e54w.jpg

:eek: :p :cool: :o

I'd like to thank Knuckles and also Grandma Betty for all that she taught me.

[ProfJIM]

Yeah, we could say the same thing about your face.

Hi sarah :)

[Freebasser]

Jim, I swear that was the greatest potatoshopping I will ever see :D (y)

[g-mile7]

classic shit.

[jabumbo]

:eek: (y)


i think i'm going to cry.

I LOVE YOU JIM. haha you told me you didn't get mine. you sneaky little...oh god. i'm going to print these out and put them on my wall. :D:D:D

right after you print my photo right?

[paul jones]

I haven't had so much fun in a thread since ....I dunno, but yeah!

THIS THREAD IS BETTER THAN TV! :D (y)

[Knuckles]

make mine a good one about me fuckin' all the good lookin' chicks on the board. don't let them kiss me after they suck my dick though cause that's gross




It was just a regular day at work for Turd when his whole life turned upside down.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/222.jpg





While cleaning the front of the newspaper machine he made an amazing discovery.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/2222222.jpg



He couldn't wait to go pop the question! He knew Shawna would say yes. (y)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111111111.jpg


The Kentucky wedding was truly a thing of beauty. They made such a stunning couple.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/222222.jpg


The honeymoon was just what Turd had always dreamed of. A bike ride across Colorado.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/22.jpg


Since Shawna was already a successfull model in the foot fungus industry Turd never had to work again.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/222222222.jpg


He was a happy stay at home dad (y)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/2222.jpg

[cosmo105]

gahahahahahah *snurfle* hahaha

[Auton]

that was funderful.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

hey auton can i post your fantasy that i did?

[P of R]

You guys are fucking geniuses! (y) (y) (y)



Hahahaha!

[HotAndWet]

That turd one fucking RULES (y) (y) (y) (y) (y) (y)

[paul jones]

this should be made into a movie or TV series (y)

[DebbieDowner]

I have toes similar to these. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/222222222.jpg

[Yeti]

Knuckles, the Turd photoshop graphics are brilliant. Now I know why you people hang out over here in Sure Shots. Maybe one day I will take the time to get some software and a scanner.

[Knuckles]

I'd like to liberate Palestine. In the 1980s. Throw a synth in there too.



When Spanishbomb came to Knuckles and told him of his passion to liberate Palestine there was nothing Knuckles could do but help. "Take my time machine back to 1989 and do your best" Knuckles said. "You might also want to take this. It's a little something I have been working on in the lab."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb1.jpg




When Spanishbomb arrived he couldn't wait to begin, but what how the hell was he going to do it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb2.jpg



Then he remembered the package Knuckles had given him.... maybe that could help him?

When he opened it up he couldn't believe his eyes. The power of synth music can change the world!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb7.jpg

His playing was tremendous! The magic rainbow music flowed over the lands causing people to dance with joy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb4.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb3.jpg


People took to the streets marching for peace and unity all in the name of Spanishbomb.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb5.jpg


He knew his trip was a success when Arafat and President Chaim Herzog embraced in the dance of love.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/bomb8.jpg

[Spanishbomb808]

Super-dooper stuff! Too bad you only found one shot of me; I had my girly profile pic plus one with me and my iguana in the Pet Thread. It's too late to complain, I suppose.

At least I managed to finally ride a DeLorean!!

[Freebasser]

Haha. That was good considering the fact that (s)he didn't give you many photos to work with.

Nice job, Andy ma man (y)

[Spanishbomb808]

Actually, he used my profile picture in the last picture. I really should've linked him to that one PRIOR to him making that hillarious tale.

[Freebasser]

Holy shit! That's you in the last one? I thought it was some latina actress or something, meng! :eek:

[Spanishbomb808]

I look like a latina actress? Wow. Usually I just get "girl," but this takes it to a whole other level. Yowza. Too bad that the profile pic wasn't used more often in the tale. The monotony would've been slightly reduced.

[DroppinScience]

Man, that is freaking awesome! (y)

If only I could have a second fantasy....... :(

[cosmo105]

Man, that is freaking awesome! (y)

If only I could have a second fantasy....... :(
dude. like beth said: don't be greedy.

[mickill]

Yeah. I don't think that I'd have even done the first one for you.

That or I'd just create one where you're being violated by rabid gay dogs.

[DroppinScience]

Yeah. I don't think that I'd have even done the first one for you.

That or I'd just create one where you're being violated by rabid gay dogs.

Ouch.... I'm feelin' the DS backlash....

[venusvenus123]

Jessica and Seth had decided to take a well earned break together on the island of Hawaii. Stepping off the plane, they felt like nothing could possibly go wrong as the tropical sun beat down on their heads.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/6076/lilj13ni.jpg

Once inside the terminal, Seth decided that he should phone home to let their folks know that they'd got there safely.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/7329/lilj22yf.jpg

As Seth was using the phone, a stranger approached Jessica and startled her...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/5438/lilj39ld.jpg

She turned around to find herself looking down the barrel of a gun.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/8223/lilj42um.jpg

Forced into Turd's Aston Martin, Jessica was driven hastily away from the airport, when suddenly, it errupted in flames behind her!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/3563/lilj58ss.jpg

Unable to come to terms with Seth's death, Jessica was comforted by Turd, who suggested that they should hit the clubs to help her forget about her tragic loss.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/9237/lilj66th.jpg

They danced the night away in Club Mambo, letting the rhythm guide them through to the morning.

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/444/lilj70ki.jpg

By sunrise, both of them were pretty shitfaced...

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/2673/lilj89tv.jpg

...and of course one thing lead to another ;)

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/3218/lilj93au.jpg

Fin.

haha, this is awesome.... as is spanishbomb's (you'd probably look less like a girl if you cut your hair.)

(y)

[Spanishbomb808]

haha, this is awesome.... as is spanishbomb's (you'd probably look less like a girl if you cut your hair.)

(y)

I like being cute; girls dig me for it :rolleyes:

[DroppinScience]

I like being cute; girls dig me for it :rolleyes:

They dig you because they think you're "one of the girls," right? :p

[g-mile7]

this needs to be upped'. For certain damn shame its not as popular as the sure shots one. this is genuis


Maybe it's time I step in to this fantasy ;)

[DroppinScience]

this needs to be upped'. For certain damn shame its not as popular as the sure shots one. this is genuis


Maybe it's time I step in to this fantasy ;)

Do so! I'd love to see your emo photos put to good use. :D

[g-mile7]

Do so! I'd love to see your emo photos put to good use. :D



Glad you liked them,

how would I go bout doing it? Doesnt Knuckles do all things realted to fantasy. I'll let him do something he can send me a pm if he got any questions, I not too good at photoshop. Im sure he'll make it classic. (y) (and hoepfully incorpate my emo pics, and maybe a fine lady or two hahaha)

[DroppinScience]

Glad you liked them,

how would I go bout doing it? Doesnt Knuckles do all things realted to fantasy. I'll let him do something he can send me a pm if he got any questions, I not too good at photoshop. Im sure he'll make it classic. (y) (and hoepfully incorpate my emo pics, and maybe a fine lady or two hahaha)

No no no. You just send a PM to Knuckles saying what your fantasy would be (can be anything from being James Bond fighting the Russians to joining a marching band or WHATEVER you'd love to do) and he (or one of his minions that he appoints) will go overtime and piece together photos of yourself doing whatever wicked cool thing you request.

You don't need to use Photoshop. Knucks does all the work for you. :)

[g-mile7]

No no no. You just send a PM to Knuckles saying what your fantasy would be (can be anything from being James Bond fighting the Russians to joining a marching band or WHATEVER you'd love to do) and he (or one of his minions that he appoints) will go overtime and piece together photos of yourself doing whatever wicked cool thing you request.

You don't need to use Photoshop. Knucks does all the work for you. :)


aight then pm me with and idea and we'll brainstrom something epic (y)

[DroppinScience]

aight then pm me with and idea and we'll brainstrom something epic (y)

I just PM'd you. :)

[Knuckles]

G-mile7 was really struggling finding an image that could make him a breakout star in the hip hop industry. Getting booked at all the lesbian weddings just wasn't paying the bills.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfant1.jpg

He tried to be inventive. The folk/country/rap thing didn't seem to be quite what he was looking for though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfant3.jpg


He tried to look to the Beasties for insparado. Jewish rappers... that was pretty good... what about a black Jewish rapper?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfant2.jpg

That didn't work out either.


Suddenly a genius idea hit him!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfan5.jpg


He became the first Emo rapper! He changed his name to Emo-Fo and his debut album went triple platinum.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfant4.jpg

[Freebasser]

Fucking awesomness (y) (y) (y) ^

[Matt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfan5.jpg



HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[paul jones]

G-Mile is gonna fall off his chair!


Like I just have :D (y)

[DandyFop]

These are awesome.

I want my fantasy dagnabit.

[Irie I]

Knuckles, I don't know you but I just gotta give you props. That ^was your best EVER.

[g-mile7]

OMG!!!! ahhahahahahahahahahhaa :eek: damn hahahaahhahaaha, Im f'n crying right now. (y)





genuis pure genuis and I just sent you a pm too didnt know you made one already hahahahaha, who knows maybe if you life /droppin sceince&my idea/ you'll make another one ahahahahaha, Im showing all my family. This made my day thanx

[Auton]

hahahaha jew life hahahaha

[Spanishbomb808]

Hee-larious!!

I love this thread (y)

[trésbienfem]

that last one was the best ever.

[synch]

Emo-fo.

You need a knighthood or something.

Absolutely brilliant, couldn't stop laughing at that last one!

[Bitchamachacha]

I can't stop laughing!!!

GOOD STUFF! (y)

[g-mile7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gmfan5.jpg



hahahaahah too much, just had to go with that (y) my two passions ;)

[TurdBerglar]

ok


i have to give respect where respect is due



good job assholes

[Knuckles]

I'd like to be in a '50s film noir-style plot (all set in Black and White, of course), where I'm a private investigator hired by Spanishbomb to investigate allegations that his wife, Mary-Kate, has engaged in extra-marital infidelities.

And it'd be cool if ninjas were somehow became involved.




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/werwer.jpg
When he first walked into my office I thought "Damn, that is one fine lookin' spanish dame" but when I heard his voice my trousers loosened right up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/y8u9t89.jpg
He said his name was Spanishbomb and he thought his little lady Mary Kate was runnin' around on him. From the wedding picture he showed me I could tell Mary Kate was a real hot dish.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gyuigyuig.jpg
He paid me a cool 100 bucks up front so off to work I went.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/6tred6tr86trd8.jpg
After a few days of following her around I knew she wasn't the cheating type. What was this guy really up to? I had to find out. I confronted the dame and she told me she was trying to get a divorce. I could tell he wasn't treating her right, and I knew there was no way she could resist my manly charms. We let the passion sweep us away.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gvyuygu.jpg
I dug up some dirt on old Spanishbomb and found out he was actually born a woman! When we showed the evidence to the judge he anulled the marriage.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/hbuoobyho.jpg
This didn't make the little manwoman very happy. He pulled a piece on me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gyviygvi.jpg
Lucky for me his little girly hands could barely hold the weight of the gun. I smacked himher around like a redheaded stepchild. Then he surprised me!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/huuip.jpg
Lurking in the shadows was one of the most feared assasins of all time. The deadly "El Matador" "I will shit in the milk and be making you drink from it!" he yelled. Little did anyone know I had an ace up my sleeve as well....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/seryeyr.jpg
My faithfull sidekick Ninjacita had never let me down before... and she wasn't about to now!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/6t79t679.jpg
With one mighty kick it was over. Spanishbomb and El Matador went to the steel clink and Mary Kate and I lived happily ever after.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/11111aaaa.jpg

[Hector_Sancho]

"I will shit in the milk and be making you drink from it!" Fucking classic. (y)

[DroppinScience]

Tears are rolling down my eyes! Goddam, that is the funniest fucking thing ever! :)

[HellofaSandwich]

Knucks, you fucking ROCK!! (y) (y) (y)

Wow, I broke out in a sweat from laughing so hard... Terrifying ending, though.

[cosmo105]

you fantasize about me? GROSS!

kidding. fantastic as always, knuckles. (y)

[Spanishbomb808]

Wow, you really belittled my cuteness. Meh, I guess it's my fault for not using more pictures that resemble the one in my profile. I love my profile picture.

[HellofaSandwich]

you fantasize about me? GROSS!



If you're Audrey Tautou dressed up as a ninja... then yes.

[cosmo105]

:cool:

[Tzar]

ahahah awesome stuff. i lost when futterman's (right username?) face showed up.

[Matt]

oh man, they just keep getting better.

I'm anxious for mine, Knuckles.

[Freebasser]

WWW.AWESOMENESS.COM AND SHIT

[Matt]

WWW.AWESOMENESS.COM

Sex with animals? Theres no time, man!

[Freebasser]

Sex with animals? Theres no time, man!

McROFL

[b-grrrlie]

I'm checking this out at school and luckily the teacher's just gone out cause I'm ROTFLOLWTIME!

That is the best ever! (y)

[mickill]

I didn't think that these could keep getting much better.

I hate being wrong.

[Futterman's]

[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/gyviygvi.jpg
Lucky for me his little girly hands could barely hold the weight of the gun. I smacked himher around like a redheaded stepchild. Then he surprised me!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/huuip.jpg
Lurking in the shadows was one of the most feared assasins of all time. The deadly "El Matador" "I will shit in the milk and be making you drink from it!" he yelled. Little did anyone know I had an ace up my sleeve as well....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/seryeyr.jpg
My faithfull sidekick Ninjacita had never let me down before... and she wasn't about to now!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/6t79t679.jpg
With one mighty kick it was over. Spanishbomb and El Matador went to the steel clink and Mary Kate and I lived happily ever after.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/11111aaaa.jpg
(y) ¡Oh!¡My apperence is short but I like!

[Echewta]

Cool I'm a judge. Take that Beth. "YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER BETH ESQ.! I'M HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMP!" I drive a caddie.

[Beth]

i'm reporting you to the judicial ethics committee for abuse / misuse of power.

"the honorable echewta" my ass.

[Echewta]

"Better reconzie!"
*gavels*

[Knuckles]

My fantasy is to make it big as a rock star that plays wierd musc and wears Mexican wrestling masks. Members of Devo would be in the band, and robert smith would be on lead guitar.


Matt always dreamed of being a rock star but he just couldn't figure out a way to break into the industry.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111idea.jpg
One day while taking yet another emo picture of himself inspiration struck!
He wanted to be very original. What could be more non commercial stickin' it to the man rock-n-roll power than....







ONLY DOING COMMERCIALS!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111tamale.jpg

It took quite some hard work before the idea really took off but when it did he was the world's biggest star!


He got to work with some of his favorite artists like Devo! (he also ended Britney's Pepsi reign)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111pepsi.jpg


He and Robert Smith's jingle went all the way to #1 in th UK (y)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111depends.jpg

When he got to use his emo style with his idol Rivers he knew his life was complete.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111weez.jpg

[synch]

Instant classic!

Reminds me of the movie Crazy People (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099316/) :D

[cosmo105]

hahahahahaha! :D

*breathes*


dahahahahahaha!

the best part is the rockin' elderly (y)

[aenema]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bifferson/111depends.jpg
I'd like to keep this image in my head forever of Matt. The Cheshire Cat grin he has jammin' with the old folks is pure knucklety goodness.

Oh and the old geezer looking like he's found gold with that guitar = beacoup de rofl

[ProfJIM]

That was the best one yet.

[Matt]

somehow I knew you were going to use the Los Straitjackets in that one.

I love the old people. Rockin' the nursing home. (y)

[Freebasser]

Qualy T :D

[miss soul fire]

It's awesome!!!!!!!!

Especially the Turd one!!! VERY FUNNY!!!:D:D:D

Who doesn't want kids looking like that!:D:D

[g-mile7]

classic shit

[Beckalina]

I can't believe you photoshop guys aren't kings of the universe...yet

funking wicked :D :D :D

[DandyFop]

knuckles, these all rule.

but i still want mine. DAMMIT.

[Hector_Sancho]

Hey Knuckles, can you make one pour moi? The only thing I want is to make me a superhero and Futterman's is my man-boy sidekick. You can take it from there. Oh and no gay shit. Ok? Alright.

[ericlee]

Hey Knuckles, can you make one pour moi? The only thing I want is to make me a superhero and Futterman's is my man-boy sidekick. You can take it from there. Oh and no gay shit. Ok? Alright.



http://img212.exs.cx/img212/3812/aliensvspredatorextinctionbuck.jpg

[Hector_Sancho]

That is gold! (y) (y)

[Futterman's]

¡¡¡Hahahahaha!!!
¡Gold! (y)

[Freebasser]

BUMP

[Pres Zount]

I memeber this.

Show us yer photoshops, then.