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ASsman
02-06-2005, 08:59 PM
WASHINGTON, DC—As the nation approaches the one-year anniversary of the Super Bowl XXXVIII tragedy, an FCC study shows that millions of U.S. children were severely traumatized by the exposure to a partially nude female breast during the Feb. 1, 2004 halftime show.

Jackson irrevocably damages millions of American children.


"No one who lived through that day is likely to forget the horror," said noted child therapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum. "But it was especially hard on the children."

The tragic wardrobe malfunction occurred approximately 360 days ago, during Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's performance of "Rock Your Body," when Timberlake tore Jackson's costume, accidentally revealing her right breast.

"By the time CBS cut to an aerial view of the stadium, the damage was done," said Wasserbaum, who has also worked extensively with orphaned and amputee children in Third World war zones. "I've found that children can be amazingly resilient, but this event was too much for many of them to take. The horrible image of that breast is likely to haunt them for the rest of their lives."

According to the 500-page report filed by the FCC, more than 90 percent of the children who saw the exposed breast said they were "confused and afraid."

"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."

Girls were traumatized as well, often expressing apprehensions about sexual development. According to Wasserbaum, one 8-year-old girl told her parents that she didn't "want to get evil breasts."

Wasserbaum said children of both genders associate their trauma with footballs, presumably because of the context in which they were exposed to the breast.

A great number of children who witnessed the tragedy are still plagued by nightmares of sun-shapes that recall Jackson's nipple ring. Of the infants who saw the breast, 76 percent are unwilling to breast feed or use a bottle, forcing their parents to nourish them intravenously.

"When the tragedy took place, we knew it would cause psychological trauma, but we had no idea how long the effects would last," Wasserbaum said."Our worst fears have been confirmed. It will take years to repair the damage."

Cases of deviant sexual development induced by breast-glimpsing are widespread amongst older children. Pathologies range from schoolyard exhibitionism to gender-role confusion and violent shirt-tearing.

"The FCC imposed the maximum $27,500 penalty on each of the 20 CBS-owned television stations," Wasserbaum said. "But the government offered no recompense to the individuals exposed to the breast. And neither Jackson nor Timberlake has ever specifically apolgized to the children whose lives they ruined, or donated a penny for the adolescents' psychiatric care."

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4104

Freebasser
02-06-2005, 09:01 PM
Pathologies range from schoolyard exhibitionism to gender-role confusion and violent shirt-tearing.

:D

Rosie Cotton
02-06-2005, 09:07 PM
Haha!

Damn, you Janet, for damaging my fragile psyche. Curses!

Whois
02-07-2005, 10:35 AM
I feel so....wounded.

Qdrop
02-07-2005, 10:41 AM
it really is unbelievable what this country lost because of that breast...

the fucking moral majority (actually a tiny minority) used it to dictate facist reform nationwide.-- in the media and otherwise.

our president lied to us about why we were going to war (apparently), but hey....that's cool...
no harm, no foul.


but that breast.......damn near brought this country to it's knees.

the been
02-07-2005, 10:49 AM
Thankfully it was in Paul McCartney's contract to wear 2 shirts in the halftime show. Who knows WHAT would have happened had he ripped that black star from his shirt to reveal his man nipple.

checkyourprez
02-07-2005, 01:34 PM
it really is unbelievable what this country lost because of that breast...

the fucking moral majority (actually a tiny minority) used it to dictate facist reform nationwide.-- in the media and otherwise.

our president lied to us about why we were going to war (apparently), but hey....that's cool...
no harm, no foul.


but that breast.......damn near brought this country to it's knees.


kinda like a sick joke that would happen in a movie or a dream or something right...

ASsman
02-07-2005, 04:40 PM
I pulled my pants down in anticipation of this years show.

Only to see an old white guy.