spring cleaning

[steve-onpoint]

just water won't do it...

try apple juice with a tablespoon each of the following: psyllium husk, hydrated bentonite, aloe vera juice, and liquid chlorophyll. shake it/stir it well. drink it quickly before it thickens. do this for at least twelve days straight and you'll be amazed at what your body evacuates. word up.

[jabumbo]

what???

i dont want to turn apple juice from my favorite beverage to a means of evacuation thanks...

[cosmo105]

Master Cleanse

1 gallon of distilled water (minus a few ounces if you have a gallon container so you can shake it in that)
2 organic lemons, juiced
5 ounces organic GRADE B maple syrup
1/4 teaspoon organic cayenne pepper
drink 8 glasses of this throughout the day, all day. no food. nothing else. plenty of extra water (no more than a gallon), but other than that, you're fasting. that and herbal laxative tea first thing in the morning and last thing at night. you'll be crapping tar, but you'll feel great and you really don't get hungry at all. the syrup gives you all the calories and nutrients you need. most people lose weight on this, too, which is a bonus. but you'll be amazed how good you feel after doing this for at least 2 or 3 days. some have gone as long as two weeks :eek: but really, all you need is a few days.

bentonite rules. i mix the powder with apple cider vinegar for a great facial mask and mix a little with water for a quick cleansing drink. doesn't taste half bad, just a little chalky.

[steve-onpoint]

what???

i dont want to turn apple juice from my favorite beverage to a means of evacuation thanks...

haha