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D_Raay
03-06-2005, 01:44 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2005/03/04/notes030405.DTL

Cucumber sales soar. Film at 11.
Hector_Sancho
03-06-2005, 01:50 PM
'genital stimulating devices'.
That's fuckin' funny.
paulk
03-06-2005, 03:52 PM
As I understand, it's relatively easy to get a job as an English teacher in a lot of developing Asian countries. I'll have to do some additional research, because I find the idea half-interesting myself.
synch
03-06-2005, 05:04 PM
I've got this business plan and am in need of local Alabama sales reps.

Ornamental latex cucumbers and banana's.

Durable candles without a fuse.

Any takers?
infidel
03-06-2005, 05:05 PM
What's going to happen to all their dildo congressmen now?
SobaViolence
03-06-2005, 05:45 PM
do they classify inflatable sheep as `genital stimulating devices`?
ASsman
03-06-2005, 07:00 PM
Hah, I will move to Alabama and provide my hand for services. I might even do it for free...

Yah, that's it, I quit, Japan or England, here I come.


Also, can you still buy them online? I hear they are cheaper, send in an unmarked black box...

Im gonna find some beastiality porn and beat off.
enree erzweglle
03-06-2005, 07:03 PM
Yeah, here when you buy one, the guy at the checkout has to put in batteries. Then he has to turn it on and check every single function and "movement piece."
checkyourprez
03-06-2005, 08:14 PM
As I understand, it's relatively easy to get a job as an English teacher in a lot of developing Asian countries. I'll have to do some additional research, because I find the idea half-interesting myself.


i would assume you would need to know some sort of developing asian countries language, im not sure that would be all to relatively easy. but then again if you already know it your gold.
Funkaloyd
03-06-2005, 08:37 PM
If anybody's actually interested, I'm sure that UberChe (http://uberche.gnn.tv/) and Memnoch (http://memnoch01.gnn.tv/) over at the GNN forums will be happy to give more info if you sign up and PM them. I don't think that knowledge of any other language is a requirement.
DipDipDive
03-06-2005, 09:12 PM
Puritanical rednecks are my least favorite kind of rednecks.
ASsman
03-07-2005, 11:38 AM
And I ban Alabama.
Whois
03-07-2005, 11:39 AM
So Roy Moore is illegal in Bama?
ProfJIM
03-07-2005, 11:43 AM
And it's nice to think that, with the exception of a handful of sexless lawmakers and deeply repressed religious leaders who apparently possess genitalia so shriveled and sad not even their favorite Thai prostitutes can revive it...
bhwhwhahaahahahahaaha
Qdrop
03-07-2005, 12:43 PM
that really was a fantastically written article. (y)
QueenAdrock
03-07-2005, 09:42 PM
I love living in Maryland. (y)