Denis Leary - Im an asshole

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

"I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane"

"I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying how about this heat?"

"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces"

My kinda man (y) Denis Leary, your my Hero ;)

I love this song, I love the rudeness and the sarcasm and its just a hell of a song. Denis Leary is my role model, I haven't stopped listening to it for a long time and I just thought It deserved some recognition.
He really is an asshole (y)

[Tzar]

i remember this song - him standing in army shit infront of an american flag saying the US is gonna bomb 'fucking countries' and shit.

[ToucanSpam]

his new tv show is ok, but this song is old.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

one of the funniest songs of all time



:D
FINALLY!!! someone on this board with good taste in music besides bboys!!
(y) :D

[hitmonlee]

this song was sooo popular in australia

i still piss myself whenever i hear it

"i walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat"

rofl
so true here.

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

[10p Party]

He's a total Bill Hicks rip-off. I can't stand him. Bill Hicks once said "If I wanna know what I'll be doing in five years time I look at what Dennis Leary is doing in ten". Something like that.

[scotty]

this song was sooo popular in australia

i still piss myself whenever i hear it

"i walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat"

rofl
so true here.

It came no. 1 in JJJ hottest 100 years ago. It was funny for about three listens and then I didn't care.

[jabumbo]

song is ok, but i prefer to listen to the comedy instead

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

song is ok, but i prefer to listen to the comedy instead
yeah, the song is great, but his work is genuis (y)