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Classic Iconocl
03-25-2005, 08:52 PM
The U. S. Govt. has grown and distributed marijuana to several U.S. patients since 1978. Officials have told the patients they can't talk about it or they'll risk losing their medicine. The feds don't want people to know how much these patients have benefited from their medicine, so they refuse to perform research.

One of the patients is my best friend. He lived through 19 major surgeries, was clinically dead twice, and was taking 17 different pharmaceutical substances daily at the time he got on the government's program. For the past fourteen years he has smoked ten government joints each day. During this time he's had no surgeries or hospitalizations, and he no longer takes any pharmaceuticals. He is living proof that marijuana is medicine. We've spent the past two years walking into state legislative offices carrying a pound of legal government pot, trying to get the laws changed. And state by state, we are winning.

The government grows pot with our tax dollars. You know what that means? Every American citizen is a marijuana grower by proxy!

Has anyone out there heard of the federal pot program before? They grow it at Ole Miss, BTW.

ASsman
03-25-2005, 08:59 PM
I thought it was like that other secret marijuana garden, in that movie...

Burnout18
03-26-2005, 12:32 AM
Rolling Kansas?

Fake Mike
03-27-2005, 06:40 PM
That Fed Pot program.....I've heard you could actually grow for the Govt...and get your "masters degree!!" at the same time :eek: but why Mississippi Univ.? that beats the hell out of me?

I'm a shut up...before I say too much :D Shit gets on my nerves :rolleyes:

"What A COUNTRY!!!"-half baked

Classic Iconocl
03-28-2005, 09:18 AM
Fake Mike,

You are right, there ARE several students at Ole Miss who help with the growing and harvesting. They consent to be searched anytime they leave the confines of the farm. Ole Miss is indeed a curious place for a government grow-op, since it's one of the most conservative state-funded campuses in the nation. And they've got the farm locked down like it's Fort Knox - it makes sense, as prohibition has made cannabis more valuable than gold.

War,

Christopher Largen

Mr.Right
03-28-2005, 09:22 AM
Isn't there also this "G13" strain? (If it's not just an urban legend...)

Classic Iconocl
03-28-2005, 11:51 AM
An inside scoop on G13...

When my best friend and co-author George McMahon traveled through Europe, a thief tried to steal his government stash (900 joints, a three month supply). Some of George's grower friends in Amsterdam helped him avoid a repeat of this incident by spreading the rumor that it wasn't necessary to steal his weed because there was already a strain of government herb on the black market called G13. Really there was no such thing (aside from the actual government strian, but most of the dealers latched on to the rumor and helped perpetuate it. After all, who wouldn't want to charge two-hundred dollars per quarter ounce for fake "G13". It didn't take long for the rumor to catch on, and before we knew it, G13 was being featured in the film American Beauty. And thus another urban legend was made manifest.

Mr.Right
03-28-2005, 12:58 PM
Like Purple Haze?

skankforbrains
03-28-2005, 05:21 PM
WEED Wars Man!!!

Ali
03-30-2005, 09:24 AM
I thought it was like that other secret marijuana garden, in that movie...Up in Smoke?

It's Labrador, man!

LMFAO