infidel
04-02-2005, 08:06 PM
Beloved by the people of America for over 200 years, Uncle Sam has sustained further self-inflicted internal and external injuries and now requires a feeding tube directly from China.
Evangelical Americans claim Uncle Sam speaks to them, Europe, America's closest ally, thinks they are crazy, says the lights are on, but nobody's home. Since Uncle Sam has no health insurance, its costing $2 billion daily to cover the interest on his bill alone. Senate republicans plan meeting this week to approve an emergency bill aimed at enlarging his tube with super-sized one from Wal-Mart.
Evangelical Americans claim Uncle Sam speaks to them, Europe, America's closest ally, thinks they are crazy, says the lights are on, but nobody's home. Since Uncle Sam has no health insurance, its costing $2 billion daily to cover the interest on his bill alone. Senate republicans plan meeting this week to approve an emergency bill aimed at enlarging his tube with super-sized one from Wal-Mart.