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afronaut
04-03-2005, 04:43 PM
I mean really, those are some swell locks that kid has.

ASsman
04-03-2005, 04:46 PM
Golden?

DipDipDive
04-03-2005, 05:01 PM
Good thing he was born before 1989, otherwise he'd probably have horrible split ends and dandruff.

DroppinScience
04-03-2005, 05:18 PM
Does Sandinista now have a band or something?

Oh wait, he'd never form a band. They'd new, thus they'd "suck" already. :rolleyes:

EN[i]GMA
04-03-2005, 05:25 PM
Does Sandinista now have a band or something?

Oh wait, he'd never form a band. They'd new, thus they'd "suck" already. :rolleyes:

But what if they only played COVERS of New Order songs?!?!?!

But it's new music!

But it's old music!

But it's new music!

HOLY FUCK I THINK I JUST BROKE MY MIND!

tdot04
04-03-2005, 05:28 PM
Who wants to help write the pilot for Sandy In The City?

aenema
04-03-2005, 05:55 PM
Sandypantssista! sure does work the amino acids into his barnet.

Mmm hmmmmmm.

yeahwho
04-03-2005, 06:18 PM
Remember that song Hair from the play, I think the Cowsill's covered it.

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

DroppinScience
04-03-2005, 11:06 PM
Who wants to help write the pilot for Sandy In The City?

I like to call him Sandranista. :p

Junker
04-04-2005, 08:40 AM
Damn.....Sandinista should die bald!!!!

DroppinScience
04-04-2005, 12:06 PM
GMA']But what if they only played COVERS of New Order songs?!?!?!

But it's new music!

But it's old music!

But it's new music!

HOLY FUCK I THINK I JUST BROKE MY MIND!

I think I've got a set list for Sandra's new band (The 1989ers):

New Order - "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Poison - "Talk Dirty to Me"
Ratt - whatever song he likes
New Order - "Blue Monday"
The Cure - "Lullaby"
Black Sabbath - "Paranoid"
Billy Idol - "White Wedding"
Depeche Mode - "Blue Dress"
Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Encore:

Kraftwerk - "Trans Europe Express"

(He'd play more, but he couldn't play past his bedtime)

Matt
04-04-2005, 02:26 PM
GMA']But what if they only played COVERS of New Order songs?!?!?!

But it's new music!

But it's old music!

But it's new music!

HOLY FUCK I THINK I JUST BROKE MY MIND!

HEY SHUT UP


my band is learning New Order covers :(

Sandinista!
04-06-2005, 11:52 PM
I actually got a haircut two weeks ago; it's super short, and now the chicks seem to like me, as opposed to merely envying my superb hair.

Oh, and yes, if I did start a band, I would be in a shitty band by default. No use in wasting my time or anyone else's by being in a shameful parody of bygone greatness.