The power of Christ compels you!

[Rosie Cotton]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/Celebrindal421/karate.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/Celebrindal421/gymnastics.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/Celebrindal421/golf.jpg


And the best one of all:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/Celebrindal421/ballet.jpg

[jabumbo]

he seems like such a nice guy


i wish i had someone who would have taught me how to be both a ballerina AND a golf pro

[Lindsey_1535]

Conan O'Brian

[Rosie Cotton]

Conan O'Brian
Hahaha, yeah I remember seeing them on his show. What's sad is these things are real. If some secular group manufactured them you can be sure there would be protests galore. But these are being sold by Catholics. Brilliant.

[DipDipDive]

Hey Rosie! You should try to find the hockey one. It's fucking priceless. There are little blades on the bottoms of Jesus' sandals.

[DipDipDive]

http://www.realcatholic.com/ProductImages/firstcommunion/EN223978.jpg

You can't see the blades on the sandals, but believe me, they're there. I wonder how Jesus keeps his toes warm while hustling on the ice with those little mortals...

[Knuckles]

I own the football one.

This kid is putting a wicked hit on JC (y)

[Rosie Cotton]

I wonder how Jesus keeps his toes warm while hustling on the ice with those little mortals...
He's the son of God! He's got self-warming tootsies!

[zorra_chiflada]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v689/Celebrindal421/golf.jpg


what innappropriate/illegal shit is he doing to that kid on the left?

[Hector_Sancho]

I own the football one.

This kid is putting a wicked hit on JC (y)
http://www.realcatholic.com/ProductImages/firstcommunion/EN223976.jpg
(y)

[Rosie Cotton]

what innappropriate/illegal shit is he doing to that kid on the left?
Jesus says: "Alright Susie, we hold the club here. No lower, lower,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh."
Timmy: "Um, Jesus, what are you doing to my sister?"
Jesus: "Oh, what? Nothing, nothing."

Meanwhile poor little Susie is crying because Jesus touched her no-no spot.

[Paul Kemp]

"Keep away Jesus" is by far the best. Man, what a dick Jesus is
http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3981.jpg

[g-mile7]

http://www.realcatholic.com/ProductImages/firstcommunion/EN223978.jpg

You can't see the blades on the sandals, but believe me, they're there. I wonder how Jesus keeps his toes warm while hustling on the ice with those little mortals...


damn Jesus looks like he mean business (y)

[DipDipDive]

"Keep away Jesus" is by far the best. Man, what a dick Jesus is
http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3981.jpg

JESUS IS A BALL-HOG!

[Qdrop]

my sister received a soccer themed one of these from our deeply religious grandmother....for her birthday.
and she was completely serious too.

i will never forget the that moment when that present was opened.
the room went silent....then erupted in laughter.

our grandma was so pissed....

[Whois]

http://216.131.88.117/recreational/blowthelord.gif

The Recreational Christianity Zone:

http://www.weirdcrap.com/recreational/recmenu.htm

Hey...sex is a sport.

[Documad]

my sister received a soccer themed one of these from our deeply religious grandmother....for her birthday.
and she was completely serious too.

i will never forget the that moment when that present was opened.
the room went silent....then erupted in laughter.

our grandma was so pissed....
I think the soccer one is the funniest because Jesus looks so casual, like he's just chillin with the kids. But the skiing one interests me. Jesus is usually wearing sandals, but with the skiing one I can't tell if he's got the Nordica boots or what.

[Freedom Toast]

jesus only hangs out with white kids.....

[Freebasser]

White kids with ginger hair.

Like me (n)

[adam_f]

I hear Jesus took a swipe at Gary Sheffield.

[Lindsey_1535]

White kids with ginger hair.

Like me (n)
WAIT!


You have ginger hair?!?