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paulk
04-17-2005, 04:29 PM
Funny story. If anyone remembers, I was the one saying "Fuck the Selective Service, blah blah blah." Well, I got a letter in the mail from them the other day saying that if they don't hear from me in the next ten days, they will submit my name to some place for prosecution.

So I pussied out and signed my title over to the government.

Cocksuckers.

If anyone asks, I'm a flaming homosexual.
ericg
04-17-2005, 04:49 PM
Word :)
Idontcareican
04-17-2005, 08:11 PM
Its all good. I registered years ago and they havent called me yet! Am I speaking too soon ....
ASsman
04-17-2005, 09:28 PM
Funny story. If anyone remembers, I was the one saying "Fuck the Selective Service, blah blah blah." Well, I got a letter in the mail from them the other day saying that if they don't hear from me in the next ten days, they will submit my name to some place for prosecution.

So I pussied out and signed my title over to the government.

Cocksuckers.

If anyone asks, I'm a flaming homosexual.
Way to fight the power...heh...

It's a 25,000 fine AFAIK. 10-15 years in jail, or might be 5-10, not sure.

Well I got my drivers license, so the state took care of that.
Burnout18
04-17-2005, 10:49 PM
true
SobaViolence
04-17-2005, 11:18 PM
if you want, i'll sponsor you if you wanna flee to Canada. (y)
Ali
04-18-2005, 05:34 AM
Funny story. If anyone remembers, I was the one saying "Fuck the Selective Service, blah blah blah." Well, I got a letter in the mail from them the other day saying that if they don't hear from me in the next ten days, they will submit my name to some place for prosecution.

So I pussied out and signed my title over to the government.

Cocksuckers.

If anyone asks, I'm a flaming homosexual.What's all this?

Did you get drafted?

Do you have to go fight the A-Rabs for Uncle Sam?
Whois
04-18-2005, 05:52 PM
Funny story. If anyone remembers, I was the one saying "Fuck the Selective Service, blah blah blah." Well, I got a letter in the mail from them the other day saying that if they don't hear from me in the next ten days, they will submit my name to some place for prosecution.

So I pussied out and signed my title over to the government.

Cocksuckers.

If anyone asks, I'm a flaming homosexual.

Just ask them "How many officers I get to shoot?" during weapons issue at the arms room.
Ali
04-19-2005, 09:27 AM
Just ask them "How many officers I get to shoot?" during weapons issue at the arms room.That won't work. You'll just get a wink and a "welcome to the US armed forces, son!"

Blue on blue is an American tradition. They even have a particular type of medal you get when you get shot by one of your own soldiers (/sarcasm)
Whois
04-21-2005, 11:14 AM
There is an amusing story from Gulf War I:

Soldiers entering XVIII Airborn Corps HQ were required to clear and safety their weapons at the two entrances. There were two 55 gallon 'clearing barrels' full of sand for this purpose.

The procedure was to put the weapon on safe, drop the magazine, lock the bolt to the rear and inspect the chamber. Then you'd place the muzzle of the weapon into the opening of the barrel, allow the bolt to close, and dry fire into the barrel.

We had a number of officers who failed to understand the procedure and they would 'get confused'. Sometimes when the weapons were dry fired, a round that would magically appear in the chamber would fire, scaring the hell out of all the smokers gathered outside the entrance.

The G3 got together with the Ops NCOIC and they decided on a policy that would ensure safety...they took all the ammo away from the enlisted soldier (except MPs).


....brilliant.