And lurking in the bunch of 'nanas...

[discopants]

... was a Brazilian Wondering Spider. Seriously, this poor sod working for Tesco's was doing his merry thing when a great jock-off hairy arachnid starting munching on his finger.

So, what tales do people have of finding animals in their food?
Ever found a zebra in your Wotsits?
An octopus in your soup?

[roni]

there was a black fly, in my chardonnay.....isn't that ironic? don't ya think? :p a little too ironic..and ya i really do think! it's like rayeeeain.......................sorry!

but for reals, i ate a bunch of ants that were crawling around in my nachos. i didn't even notice til my dad stopped me. they were drowning in the cheese! eep. at least they couldn't bite, or they weren't spiders. i fucking hate spiders!

[synch]

An octopus in your soup?
There was squid in my thai food a few days ago.

I ordered it so it was all good.

[discopants]

^ Was it still alive? Did it look you up and down?

[synch]

Nah, it was shy.

Barely made eye contact.

We had a nice talk after the ice broke and then I ate it.

Squid rocks.

[ms.peachy]

... was a Brazilian Wondering Spider. Seriously, this poor sod working for Tesco's was doing his merry thing ...


I thought he was working in a hospital kitchen? :confused:

anyway, well done to him for having the presence of mind to get a snap of it with his mobile!

[discopants]

^ chats with squids are generally good. They don't get all existential on your arse, not like those damn shrimps.

^^ I think the hospital was in the story becasue some numpty saw a friggin enormous 6 inch spider, presumed it had come from the garden and let it go. Duh :eek: .

[synch]

^ chats with squids are generally good. They don't get all existential on your arse, not like those damn shrimps.
Pretentious little bitches.

Just because they have antennae doesn't mean that they know everything :mad:

[discopants]

^ In fact most crustaceans are freeloading bastards, always trying to nab your food and skav money.

P.S. Don't get into an arguement with a shark. You won't win. I've still got the bruise on my big toe.

[synch]

You were lucky... the shark still has mine :(

[MC Moot]

Little worms,in wild raspberrry's,saskatoon and fieldberry's...especially when they've been on the vine a little 2 long,here ya only have about a 10 day harvest window before they become host to critters.....I don't even mind,just pretend they are'nt there,sound source of protein!.....a long,greasy, black,human hair in the bottom of a caesar salad at a pub had me way more turned off though.... :D

[discopants]

^ Do you now have a fake big toe or do you do without?

^^ If the worms were alive you could consider it a sign of freshness.

[synch]

I got it replaced with a cybernetic prosthetic.

Same functionality of my old big toe but now a truck can run over it without a problem.

I can also shoot a laser beam from it.

[discopants]

Cool. Your cybernetic toe should make you should be a Doctor Who monster.
Is the laser battery powered? What sort of damage can it do? I know a couple of geezers who could do with sorting out.

[synch]

I got the cheapest model as my health insurance doesn't full cover anything too fancy.

It can burn through paper if you keep it on the same spot for long enough, cause an itch and a mild rash and comes in pretty handy during presentations.

It runs on 4x aaa and i've now got a battery lid under my foot.

I bet the new Li ion powered model will come out just in a few days when I finished paying it off :mad:

[discopants]

I got the cheapest model as my health insurance doesn't full cover anything too fancy.

It can burn through paper if you keep it on the same spot for long enough, cause an itch and a mild rash and comes in pretty handy during presentations.

It runs on 4x aaa and i've now got a battery lid under my foot.

I bet the new Li ion powered model will come out just in a few days when I finished paying it off :mad:

Hmm. what can you get with the fancy models? Does it have a alarm clock facility? Did i tell you that a pissed off hyena swallowed my left ear and I now have a replacement made out out of plaster of paris? Also, I know a guy who is 50% fox. Man, this is a wierd thread.

[na§tee]

fucking tescos?
jesus!
i must spent at least £4 of every tenner i have in tescos. perhaps not anymore due to the scary spiders.

[synch]

Hmm. what can you get with the fancy models? Does it have a alarm clock facility? Did i tell you that a pissed off hyena swallowed my left ear and I now have a replacement made out out of plaster of paris? Also, I know a guy who is 50% fox. Man, this is a wierd thread.
50% fox eh? Wouldn't it suck to be 50% fox and have not the hearing or the sneakiness or the instincts but just the front legs and the heart? I'd also stay out of England... I know that fox hunting was banned and everything but I wouldn't trust anyone with a rifle, a horn and a pack of dogs still lying around the house.

The fancy models don't need batteries, they are like those watches that you never have to wind, they use kinetic energy... although... I just realised that with the amount of time I spend sitting on my ass I might never have a charged toe :(

[discopants]

50% fox eh? Wouldn't it suck to be 50% fox and have not the hearing or the sneakiness or the instincts but just the front legs and the heart? I'd also stay out of England... I know that fox hunting was banned and everything but I wouldn't trust anyone with a rifle, a horn and a pack of dogs still lying around the house.
:(

Come to mention it he does have problems with being chased around by snazzily dressed geezers on horses. On the positive side he can eat out of bins without too much hassle. I dont understand those people who have massive pet dogs, you know, Great Danes and whatnot, sure they look funny but you wouldn't want to take one for a fucking walk would you?

The fancy models don't need batteries, they are like those watches that you never have to wind, they use kinetic energy... although... I just realised that with the amount of time I spend sitting on my ass I might never have a charged toe

Sounds to me like you've invented a perpetual motion machine. Think positive, sitting on your arse might mean you wont have an energised toe but it'll also mean you wont need it to be, if you get my drift.

[synch]

Ah... perpetual immobility!

[CiaoBellaXO]

that is freaky...I would have flipped out and barfed all over the kitchen.

[discopants]

Ah... perpetual immobility!

If you come to Oldham, keep your head down, we stick adherently to the laws of thermo dynamics. Oh, the bonfires we've had, the scientists that have got singed.