Bill Maher

[DipDipDive]

Discuss.

[cosmo105]

SLUT

[ScarySquirrel]

I've never really taken an interest in him enough to see what he's about. I pay attention to politics, but not enough to get into all these debate shows or enough to constantly post in the political section of the message board. I do know my dad liked him a lot though... so that means I really don't know. Whatever.

He has the same last name as my English teacher from my freshman year of high-school. Only he pronounces it differently... however, it's spelled the same way. Weird, I know.

[Qdrop]

spectacular.

i love Real Time.

half my week revolves around hearing "New Rules"...

[DipDipDive]

Im of the "He is smart, funny and deserves his fame and tv show and whatever but there is something about him that just really fucking bugs me so i can't watch him for more than 5 minutes without wanting to pluck my eyebrows out and sprinkle the little hairs on my eyeballs" ilk

Hmmmm...

Perhaps I should've made that an option.

[DipDipDive]

half my week revolves around hearing "New Rules"...

My most recent favorite (it's not word for word, but you'll know what I'm talking about):

Stop comparing everyone to the Nazis! George Bush is not a Nazi, Republicans are not Nazis, not even neo-Nazis are like the Nazis. No one will ever come close to being like the Nazis... Except for Wal Mart.

(y) (y)

[Qdrop]

My most recent favorite (it's not word for word, but you'll know what I'm talking about):

Stop comparing everyone to the Nazis! George Bush is not a Nazi, Republicans are not Nazis, not even neo-Nazis are like the Nazis. No one will ever come close to being like the Nazis... Except for Wal Mart.

(y) (y)

you know I agree....

(see my "walmart: mark of satan" thread)

[D_Raay]

spectacular.

i love Real Time.

half my week revolves around hearing "New Rules"...
(y) (y) (y)

[ToucanSpam]

i find all three options to be extremes

[DipDipDive]

i find all three options to be extremes

Kind of like the 2004 election. HOOO HA.

[enree erzweglle]

half my week revolves around hearing "New Rules"...
me to me to me too!

[ToucanSpam]

Kind of like the 2004 election. HOOO HA.
I think DDD sits at home all day and thinks of witty one liners and jerks off to daytime soaps.

[DipDipDive]

I think DDD sits at home all day and thinks of witty one liners and jerks off to daytime soaps.

You got it. And how convenient that you provided me with an opportunity to use one of the many one-liners in my extensive catalogue!

[ToucanSpam]

You got it. And how convenient that you provided me with an opportunity to use one of the many one-liners in my extensive catalogue!
are you a man?

I am guessing yes

[DipDipDive]

are you a man?

I am guessing yes

Relevance?

[yeahwho]

I watch him every week, last week he was so kind to Jeff Gannon I was taken aback. But Gannon couldn't look straight into the camera and looked to be heavily medicated if your asking me.

Well, I don't know the answer to that, but usually the way it works is, people become reporters before they prostitute themselves. – Jeff Gannon

As long as he can squeeze something as funny as that out of the dead I'll keep watching. Tonight I see my favorite "Gay Republican" Andrew Sullivan is on. Last time he was on when he walk off he was digging into his ass! Funny Chit!

I actually like your eXtreme voting choices. coolio (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Relevance?
you seem like a bitter old man

[afronaut]

Relevance?
oh come on, why the hell did you edit that? it was a pretty good zinger. fucking softy.

[ASsman]

There seems to be atleast one douche bag amongst the voters. Or just someone trying to get a kick out of it.

[DipDipDive]

you seem like a bitter old man

I still fail to see the relevance of this comment as it pertains to Bill Maher, but at least you were able to take a break from your little broken heart sob-fest to make such a keen observation.

[ToucanSpam]

I still fail to see the relevance of this comment as it pertains to Bill Maher, but at least you were able to take a break from your little broken heart sob-fest to make such a keen observation.
sob-fest? Where did I say I was crying? Really, I never said I was devastated either. I'm surprised you managed to pull your lazy flea-bag ass out of the sewer you live in to post such a pointless poll. You made three options, all of which are extremes. Kinda reminds me of junior high....where you probably still hang near by, because you wish so badly to relive your glory days when you were a cool chick. Now you are just a sad sad person, bound to your half witted comments and your pathetic attempt to provide some sort of meaning to your life by acting as the board tough bitch.

I pity you, and pity is for the weak.

[DipDipDive]

hahahaha

[The Notorious LOL]

hes not really liberal at all. I think hes obnoxious.

[HEIRESS]

I watched "jiminy glick" interview him on larry king live and I hee-hawed

[Ace42]

He has the same last name as my English teacher from my freshman year of high-school. Only he pronounces it differently... however, it's spelled the same way. Weird, I know.

That is what we like to call a "homonym".

Distinct from 'homophone' or 'synonym'.

[Ace42]

Relevance?

Someone's been watching the reconstructions of the Michael Jackson trial...

[The Notorious LOL]

That is what we like to call a "homonym".

Distinct from 'homophone' or 'synonym'.


no a homonym is the same sound but different spelling, plus with a last name it wouldnt even be a homonym.

[Marlene]

well, i wouldn't put him in the genius category by a long shot, but i did vote for that selection...

[GreenEarthAl]

My tv don't work.